Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The evil stickman appears again, and everyone is ready.

But another figure appeared, allowing everyone to break through their defenses.

"Surprise, a black shadow appears next to the evil stickman. Could it be the beginning of something more evil!"

Everyone felt that the two abnormal creatures did not look like they were on the same layer. Originally they were not on the same layer, but another one jumped out of the three realms, and then they separated.

"What is it, an evil wrench? The evil stickman already has a companion, and why are they splitting up?"

"I feel like I'm not safe. I want to go to the space station to get away from the limelight for a while. The wind is so tight, wow!"

"I don't know where to protect for a moment. Should I protect myself, the robots at home, or the tables, chairs and benches? I always feel that there is danger everywhere!"

"I'm lying flat, I'm giving up struggling, please be gentle..."

"The superiors bully the old, the inferiors bully the young, and they do whatever they want among them. There is nothing it won't do, because it won't even spare the dead!"

"Place your bets, predict your predictions...evil stickman makes predictions!"

"I placed a bet on the banker and got screwed. I went to the stickman and told him that you were treating it as a bet!"

Dealer: "Thank you to your whole family!"

"I'm answering on behalf of my whole family. I've already gone. You're welcome. Listen to me and thank you. Because of you, the four seasons are warm..."

"..."

The man's mood was very stable, and he actually spoke up.

Risking the disdain of the world... I am talking about the Evil Wrench. It seems that the Evil Wrench is refined and dignified, and safer than the Evil Stickman.

As a result, Evil Wrench actually stopped and listened, then nodded and disappeared.

The slanderer rubbed his hands and smiled.

Not long after, the victim dealer posted new content: I really thank you!The slanderous villain!

Netizens were like cats that smelled something fishy, ​​and quickly gathered around to see what the new evil wrench had done.

The main thing is that as long as the pain is not on you, you are happy.

Here is a video recorded. Everyone saw Evil Wrench attacking the robot, but he did not dismantle it for a long time, struggled for a long time, and then left in front of the dealer.

The poster said in the video: "This is the first time I have seen a criminal who committed a crime in front of the client. The problem is that I don't know what he did."

As he spoke, he squatted down and knocked on the lying robot. He thought it was broken, but it moved. He just turned his head and said calmly: "Didn't you see that I was lying down? I really have no eyesight!"

Netizens could feel the host's confusion when the robot suddenly said this. After a while, he asked: "How long do you want to lie down?"

"Is something wrong?" the robot asked in a rush, but in a calm tone, as if it was just a simple inquiry.

The original poster is curious. In the past, when he asked this question, the nanny robot would answer the time, but it was impossible to ask the question in reverse, and it would ask a very powerful thing.

The host said tentatively: "I'm hungry and want to eat."

The system gives advice: "Think about it."

"..."

The original poster stopped talking, and the robot just lay there and said nothing, and even closed its eyes, giving the impression of a corpse lying in ruins. It didn't seem to say, "Do it yourself," which was considered a great mercy.

The robot has become very interesting, and I don’t want to modify it back. Then he can only cook by himself.

When he turned around, the robot was already lying on the sofa, disgusted with the discomfort on the ground, lying on its side with its head propped up and watching him busy.

If you look closely, there is a sense of status reversal.

When the meal is ready, he turns around and sees the robot sitting on the dining table, with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, as if waiting for the food to be served.

The host hesitated and put the food in front of the robot. When he saw the robot, he said in a calm tone: "Thank you, are you stupid? I'm not a human being."

This is a polite robot that behaves politely before attacking.

"Then what are you doing with the knife and fork?" The host pulled the dish back, took a battery, and put it on the dinner plate accordingly.

"you guess?"

"I do not guess you guess guess?"

Robot: "You talk so secretly."

Host: "I can't have a good chat."

"What are you talking about?"

The host said with great interest: "Let's talk about the life of a robot."

"Don't forcefully merge different species. What you said just made me run naked." The robot said, reaching out to replace the battery, then reaching out to lift the plate on the opposite side that had not moved, and said, "Apologise to me."

The poster was confused, just apologize, why did you flip his plate?

This thought was not over. The robot put the overturned food on the plate again and said: "The three-second rule after landing is still edible. Please don't waste food. I apologize."

"I'm sorry." The poster is a man who is very knowledgeable about current affairs. If it weren't for the interesting corners of his mouth, I would have thought he was reluctant.

"It's okay, but I don't forgive you. Eat it while it's hot." The robot uttered this sentence smoothly, staring at the poster's hand holding the chopsticks, and its eyes turned into whetstones, as if the poster was ready to silence him if he didn't want to eat.

The scene shows the poster picking up chopsticks. Netizens must have thought that the evil wrench must have entered some strange data, and felt that the poster's future life will be exciting.

"If it's a malfunctioning robot, I'll send it for repair. If it's a crazy robot, I want to keep it. I either feel sympathy for it, or I just feel that life has new joy."

"Tsk tsk...just ask the host if he has finished his meal."

"Is the host still alive?"

"It's fine at the grave."

Netizens have different opinions. If there is a first one, there will be a second one. One hundred robots have been transformed by evil combinations, each with its own characteristics.

People who had nothing to do, such as peanuts, beer, eight-treasure porridge, watermelon, melon seeds and nut boxes, trotted all the way to watch a hundred robots.

Transformed Robot No. 2 greeted the onlookers: "The visiting fee is 100 yuan per person, [-] yuan per month, and [-] million yuan per year. You can't buy it and suffer losses, and you can't be fooled. Robots are also people, so people don't lie to others."

Its owner was speechless and looked up at the sky.

The main thing is that he also needs to open a membership and pay on time every month. The problem is that the loan to buy it has not been paid off yet.

The onlookers cheered: "Is there a monthly discount?"

Robot No. 2 rubbed his hands and said kindly: "This distinguished guest wants to bargain for a broken bone."

"Hahaha...what do you need money for?"

"Then what do you want money for? Of course you love money. If you don't love money, you can give it to me. My account limit is high, can you help me top it up?" Robot No. 2 took out the colorful QR code with a flattering look. .

The onlookers heard that the robot still had an account, and upon checking it turned out that it was indeed the case. If it hadn't been live streaming, everyone would have thought it was the owner of the robot making money.

They also wanted to see the follow-up and paid money one after another.

Things got even more fun later. Robot No. 2 paid off his loan in front of them, turned to his owner and said, "From today on, we are roommates. Look, I still have to spend money to rent you." The rent for the house just offsets it.”

"You still have to pay for the battery."

"Don't you think I want money? If I increase it a little, you can offset it."

Robot No. 2 clutched the screen on his wrist, with an expression as if he wanted me to pay.

Everyone: Can it still be compensated like this?Real Hammer 2 Robot Scrooge.

There were more people watching and more people paying. Robot No. 2 took the initiative to pay the owner. When everyone felt that they were cheated, it redeemed itself.

"Buy a new robot, you poor guy." Robot No. 2 was completely embarrassed, and Tsundere walked away carrying its battery.

It moved... and lived like a human being.

The poor master who was despised and abandoned: Huh?What happened?

Everyone once again concluded: This is a robot that can live independently.

I am even more interested, this is the first example.