Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The day after the big revitalization of the building.

It's strange that everyone accepts the fact that the evil stickman is getting stronger and stronger...

The mountains that cannot be followed make people crazy.

At this time, Yanli was performing a magic trick one-on-one with the person who had just woken up, and the other person had a split expression on his face.

After all, it would be unscientific to pull a big dog out of a hat. This is his dog!

Unlucky guy No. 3 snatched away his pet, fearing that the stickman would snap his pet.

"Come to me if you have the ability!"

Audience: Isn’t it just for you?

At this time, the dog whined, and it spoke. It should not be the collar around the dog's neck that spoke.

"Master, a flea was put on my body."

The dog owner was shocked and looked at the stickman in disbelief. He suddenly pulled out a sign that read: Flea Warrior, you deserve it.

Then the other hand pulled out another sign: Neutered.

Then the sign was taken back and disappeared.

The first reaction of the dog owner was to look at his dog's balls and find that they were still there, and he breathed a sigh of relief. It didn't mean that the dog had to be neutered.

If the dog is not neutered, then...it can only be sterilized for fleas.

The corner of the dog owner's mouth twitched.

But I still dewormed the dog, but unfortunately it was of no use. Then he scratched and scratched, and even if he scratched, he couldn't catch it.

A domesticated flea is really a disaster for a dog!

Dog owners can only use their abilities and search inch by inch, but they are unwilling to shave their furry dogs.

But in the end I had to shave it off because the dog was bitten and howled.

He caught a flea and used his warrior abilities.

I can't catch a single flea, and I can't beat it.

fall!

Who would be so free to turn fleas into warriors!

Others are concerned: How to sterilize fleas?

……

The system directly pointed out: "Host, this task is not included in the task, and you are starting to be wicked again."

“How come you don’t have fleas as a dog!”

It's the owner's fault that a dog is so weak.

Yanli continued to play with little magic and made a few progresses. She felt that it was almost done, and others were ready to make a move.

When everyone successfully made the trap, she slipped away.

“On the fact that the evil stickman doesn’t play by the rules!!!”

Everyone had been waiting for a long time. They originally wanted to try to catch it, but the other party didn't give them a chance to try at all. There were a hundred cities as promised!

Half a month later.

The evil stickman was not found, and the alien fish appeared on the beach and surfaced.

When everyone was preparing for the second brush, the mermaid shrank directly and turned into a familiar... person.

"Ah? Boss Li is back! Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"

Everyone finally knew why the mermaid dropped equipment and what kind of alien it was. It was Boss Li who dropped the loot and kept teasing them.

"Oh~ everyone is still so enthusiastic, which makes me happy. Let me remember your faces..."

Yan Li hasn't finished speaking yet.

Everyone covered their faces and dispersed, fearing that they would become experimental subjects. Even the dogs passing by had their tails between their legs and ran away desperately.

Yanli was like a shark coming ashore, and everyone else was a school of fish. She smiled, got herself a new terminal, and took the train leisurely.

As soon as she got on the train, the people inside instantly emptied out, and everyone was still talking to themselves, looking for reasons to leave.

"Hey, I remembered that my clothes were confiscated. It looks like it's going to rain. If not, I have to go home quickly."

"Ah, I forgot to feed my pet, and he walked away..."

"Suddenly I feel in a good mood and want to travel to another city."

"My mother asked me to go home for dinner and the trip was postponed..."

Yanli looked at each person running away with their luggage. As the corners of her mouth curved higher, everyone's footsteps became more hurried.

There is no way, whoever asked them to be ruthless when they were farming monsters, and now they run away, they are not afraid of retaliation, they are afraid of being remembered.

Being remembered by Boss Li = happiness.

Of course, happiness belongs to Mr. Li. They are props, tools, and the source of happiness for others. The problem is that they have not broken the law, but they have brought it to their doorsteps themselves.

For example, the battle for small rubber bands has just ended. Because it has shown its effect, it has started again, and the owners are as frightened as a bird.

Those who don't have it can't help but rub their hands with flies. This is an ownerless thing. It's not like the game where you can bind it. If you grab it, it's yours...it's still legal.

So what if you are the proud one? With the current plan, it is impossible to guard against it. Unless you are as powerful as a stickman, no, it is the ability of an evil stickman. After all, other stickmen will come to snatch you.

Now that you have levels, you only need skills. Reality is not a game. You can unlock skills by upgrading.

Yanli took the high-speed train back to the [-]th floor. Xiaole was waiting at the door. As soon as she arrived, she started working as a bodyguard again.

After resting on the [-]th floor for two days, a few people came. Seeing how lazy she looked, those people sat for a while and then left.

She didn't keep anyone, no one would stay, and she didn't really want to stay.

……

"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving the reward: Physique +100."

"New mission released: There are companions on the evil road."

"Task content: Let's be wicked together, be yin and yang together, and be emotionally stable and crazy together. The main character is "I am sick, but it is not me who is suffering." Get a hundred wicked companions."

"Mission progress: 0/100."

"Reward for completing the mission: Physique +100."

personal attributes

Name: Yanli

Gender: Female

Constitution: 2300/10000

Health: ∞

Special ability: Live and die together

Yanli lay comfortably for three days, looking at the tasks, thinking about opening a new account, and preparing to use the puppet skill in new ways.

Finally, she curled her lips and smiled, transforming into a dark shadow, like the murderer in Conan.

Except for its eyes, its whole body is pitch black. It holds a screwdriver in its left hand and a rotating wrench in its right hand. It looks like it is engaged in maintenance.

"Host, why did you expose yourself and let others know that you are back?"

"If I don't reveal it, they will guess it. If the identity of the stickman doesn't appear, they will be suspected."

"They won't suspect that after you left, there were a lot of stick figures to confuse the public. No one doubts that the evil stick figure is you. They know it's yours. Only old people of the same period as you will not say it out or even help hide it."

"Is this so?" Yan Li was a little happy, and at the same time the evil stickman's account was also opened.

"So host, do you need to open a new account for this task?"

"Many people are powerful."

The system knows that opening a new account in this way means that the evil stickman and the little black man will face each other one day. After all, only when they face each other can they play the whole world.

It didn't expect that a puppet skill would be played into a shadow puppet show in front of the host. The audience was still humans from all over the world. Now it was even more exaggerated and played as a clone.

The first time I experienced the three-person perspective, the system was a bit confusing: the task was quite simple, and really, there was no need to spend so much time on it.

Yanli herself lay down comfortably on the recliner, and the two figures disappeared and left. This time she wanted to cut off all doubts, so that it would not affect her ability to complete the task.

"really interesting……"

The system is silent, and it has sympathy for the people in this world.

Very sympathetic.

Neurosis is a disease that has been made into a normal and complicated disease by the host.

Even metamorphosis is a type of disease, and everyone can accept it. As long as it doesn't affect living creatures, you can release it as much as you like, and you can even live broadcast it, because metamorphosis is a relatively rare creature nowadays.

Most people regard money as garbage. They spend it like crazy when they make money, and money flows like crazy.

The poor in this world are guilty, because except for those who are in a vegetative state, they can make money with a little effort.

Although the host didn't seem to do anything, it directly led the whole world astray, probably because the leader was a wicked pervert.

Successful Achievement: This is a world that looks good.

In fact, it is a world where everyone is sick.