Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Baby swap time.

Regardless of tree babies or pet babies, as long as they were cubs, Yanli would change them for them until there was no chance to change them.

She waited for everyone to gather together and walked through the wall invisible. The things she touched could not only be pulled out of the wall, but also become invisible.

Quickly change the biscuits in front of the other party. This is done in the blink of an eye, and the person in front of you cannot notice it at all.

She's faster.

Because the robot was not dismantled, no one noticed that everything was disrupted at once.

The little biscuit who was born was the first to react and started to cry. This crying was so intense that the whole chain reaction started, and he started crying.

The adults could only hold the baby and leave. When they found out something was wrong, they were a little confused. If they changed it, they could say that they had held it wrong, but it was considered a complete change. It goes without saying whose handiwork it was.

"Surprise! The evil stickman doesn't play by the rules!"

The robot didn't record it. It really didn't record it at all. It only saw the baby swaying. His clothes didn't change. The most obvious thing was that his hair changed, and he recognized the baby.

If it weren't for the foresight, many people who don't recognize babies would probably have to take them home and raise them for a few days before they notice them.

After all, there are too many of the same little biscuits, and they are all well-raised, and their cute faces cannot be overstated.

As time goes by, the problem is serious this time, especially for black children. Apart from genetic comparison, it is no longer possible to tell the difference.

Moreover, the stick figures have traveled a long distance, and it is not too much to go around the continental plate. The number of each city has not changed.

Yanli spends his days driving cars and planes, confirming goals, changing babies, and changing cities again. This time, he doesn’t need to leave an alibi, and he can let himself go smoothly all the way.

The system saw that she was enjoying it and chose not to speak: true speechlessness is not just talking.

The world is a bit chaotic, because the stick figure imitates the legion and follows the trend, and people can't analyze her route. What's more, she has no route at all, she just plays an unconventional way.

Countless stick figures were caught and paraded through the streets, their hands tied, and a sign stuck behind their backs with two words written on them: Rookie.

Men and women are treated equally.

This was a question on their ability to imitate. After all, they didn’t do anything evil, they were just immoral, and it was ultimately resolved in this way.

Those who can imitate stick figures are not ordinary warriors. These two words are an insult to their intelligence.

They deeply realized their mistakes. After being released, they worked harder to study their skills and vowed to avenge their shame: not only to avoid being caught, but also to succeed.

And the person they were imitating did not stop her immoral actions.

Yanli felt that in his own world, the air was comfortable and everything he did was meaningful, like now.

She replaced a baby animal with a panda cub.

This panda cub has evolved so that it no longer needs milk at such a young age and can eat anything.

Soon, in the panda world, the administrator looked at the panda cubs in the surveillance camera and saw something was wrong. He stared at them for a long time. He remembered that the panda cubs were round and cute. They were the cutest pandas. Now they have turned ugly.

It takes three seconds for the brain to react. Damn it, that’s turning ugly. It’s obviously a fat baby dog ​​dyed like a panda.

He silently issued a notice to find the cat, but this time no one came to replace it.

On the other hand, when the dog owner came home, he didn't see a bear greeting him, heard the sound of chewing, and saw the creatures in the living room, and his eyes lit up.

"Aw, my dear Bear, you finally evolved into a panda!"

The dog owner's mind overlaps with the baby panda, and yes, it is his bear.

The next second, he picked up the panda and ran, ran back again, quickly carried a bag, stuffed the fruits and his "pet" into the bag, and ran away completely this time.

It was obvious that he knew this was not his dog.

According to the pet, the administrator who found the dog's pet home came up empty-handed.

At the same time, countless people enjoy playing with pandas, and then pass them on to the next person, which is called sharing the blessings. At the same time, they use various abilities and strategies to use stick figures to change cities crazily, allowing administrators to make shortfalls one after another.

At this time, the management couldn't wait to give Yuanyuan a new position. He regretted it!

"Those bitches!" The administrator couldn't find the panda, so he gritted his teeth and called the police.

The police came, but still couldn't find him.

Everyone silently hugged Yuanyuan and took a deep breath, feeling as if they were on drugs, and then passed it to the next person.

If the wanted evil stickman is tracked by the whole city, then the wanted panda dealer is helped by the whole city to hide, and when the panda dealer leaves, they start posting photos.

"Yuanyuan is so cute, already sucked..."

Everyone was happy during the whole process, except the administrator. At first he thought he could still save the life, but later he knew it was over.

Looking at the huge black and white group in front of him, the administrator swallowed his saliva.

"Nanny, this is how you take care of my cubs!" Xiao Juan was now a big Juan, standing on his own, three meters tall, with claws as big as half a person.

Wearing a collar around his neck, he looked down at the administrator, which was extremely oppressive. The sound came from the collar.

Xiaojuan is back, but Yanli didn't even come back when he woke up. His cub was stolen, and he killed him directly from the space station.

As an administrator, but actually a nanny, he swallowed his saliva and explained weakly: "Boss Juan, the evil stickman stole it."

"Damn a bunch of humans, how dare you molest my cub!" Xiao Juan looked at the more outrageous photos he was holding and ran away with extreme anger.

The administrator wiped away the cold sweat.

Not long after, the picture showing off photos of stickers turned into stickers, but this time the bear's paw was on the face, and it was shot away. If you scroll faster, it will be like a video.

Then a black and white dog was stuffed into his arms. It was the bear of the first transmitter. The dog was in tears in the picture, not because it was afraid, but because it was trying to rub against the panda, and it seemed that it really thought of itself as a panda.

Netizens burst into laughter.

"Hahaha... I knew it, but I didn't expect Boss Juan to come back so soon."

"Is this dog cognitively impaired? It does look a bit like a panda. It doesn't seem to be dyed or mutated?"

"This scene is a bit familiar. It's like a passing game. If the next one comes quickly, you won't be the one who gets beaten."

"Yuanyuan is so cute. If I didn't touch it, I almost got knocked away and turned into a mummy. It was worth it!"

"Haha, evil stickman, come again a few more times, there are so many baby bears, don't stop..."

"There is also a little baby called Wave Boss. He is so cute. Within a few days of his birth, he can paddle like crazy and crawl like a cat. He wants to play with it!"

"Upstairs, you will think about it. Think about Boss Bo's sharp claws that can cut iron like clay, think about Boss Lang's row of fangs. Do you want to feel the joy of ripping open the flesh?"

"Here is an advertisement. Scars are badges of honor. Scar removal products leave only the most handsome scars..."

"I only know that scars are a symbol of losers, and the strong should win without injuries."

"How lonely it is to be invincible..."

"Don't try to gain immortality by dreaming of being invincible. A bunch of noobs can't handle a slap from Boss Juan."

"..."

"In the meantime, my smart baby fish no longer takes the initiative to interact with me. Although it has the same pattern, I seriously doubt it is my treasure. I would like to ask, who knows where my baby fish is?"

"No need to doubt it. I'm sorry to tell you that my home is close to the forest, and the tree baby I raised was found in the forest. It's mainly because I have a location. The one upstairs. Do you live by the sea?"

"..." The person upstairs sent out numerous ellipses.

"Obviously not, hahaha, why don't you have a long memory? Go to the beach and look for it. Your baby fish might turn into a mermaid and come back to you."

"The devil knows the evil stickman, he won't even spare the fish!"

A netizen looking for a tree suggested: "Use the bad map and go to the nearest point to the seaside. My tree baby is at the nearest point. If you walk straight in, it will shake the branch at me. Your baby fish is so smart. It should be waiting for you there.”

"OK, thanks."