Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Yanli felt her body relax, um... it felt like going home.

She had no intention of dying, which also relieved the system. In order to prevent the host from being confused, it directly issued the task.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving the reward: physical fitness +100, unlocking the upper limit of physical fitness 1100/10000."

"New mission released: everyone shouts for beating."

"Task content: Stickman reappears in the world, swaps other people's babies, exchanges without distinction, it's best to do it without being noticed."

"Mission progress: 0/10000."

"Reward for completing the mission: Physique +100."

personal attributes

Name: Yanli

Gender: Female

Physique: 1100/10000 (reach [-], the planet will explode, and you will be unscathed)

Health: ∞

Special ability: Live and die together

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Having just experienced the small rubber band competition, Blue Star was very calm at this time, but the calm was soon broken.

This started when the nanny robot was dismantled again.

"Surprise, the evil stickman reappears!"

The first person to send the message checked that there was nothing wrong with the home and no parts had been moved, and soon there was a knock on the door.

There is also a robot at the door, wearing blue clothes with a pattern of hand pliers and a tool box. The robot is very new, and it is obviously a new model of repair robot.

It walked in and naturally started assembling the nanny robot. Soon, the owner paid and watched the robot leave.

But I always felt that something was wrong, because just dismantling the robot was not like the evil stickman style. When I watched the surveillance, I kept seeing the stickman with parts placed in the baby room. I always felt that something was strange, but I couldn't see anything wrong.

Until I picked up the child, I always felt that the child was very well-behaved today. His short hair was soft and thick, and he looked at me with wide eyelids and big eyes, confused and confused, as if he didn't know him.

etc!short hair!

She stretched out her hand in disbelief, gestured for the length, shortened it by one finger, and untied the child's clothes. The mole on her belly was gone. More importantly...

"Ahhhhhhh, my baby girl, why did she become a boy!"

The chubby children all looked similar. They basically had double eyelids and big eyes, and their hair was about the same length. I didn’t realize it was normal for a while.

On the other side, a family was bathing their children, staring at their big tearful eyes and standing blankly on the spot.

"what!!!"

"Ahhh!!!"

"Ahhhh!!!"

At this time, the city was filled with shock.

They couldn't understand why the baby changed at the moment when the evil stickman blocked the surveillance camera's view even though the baby had been on the bed!

"Surprise, all departments pay attention, the evil stickman has become stronger again, and now its evil hands are reaching out to the cookie."

"It's not human!"

Victim 1 cried: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I just said why my baby always cries today. It starts crying when I hold it. It turns out that it is not my baby, so my baby has been replaced somewhere!"

Victim 2 was in a very unstable mood: "Damn stickman, he won't even let go of the kittens. If I replace Hakimi with a kitten, I will go home and look at a group of cubs." , how could I say something was wrong, until the puppy started howling, can you imagine how confused I was at that time!"

Victim No. 3 took a deep breath: "I'm not angry. I thought my baby's hair was cut short by the evil stick figure. Uh-huh...I'm sorry for my baby. I didn't realize that the baby was changed. Uh-huh, it's too long. Looks like it!"

At this time, a netizen reminded: "A treasure exchange website has just been opened. Go check it out if the baby is exchanged."

Everyone couldn't help but look at it, oh my god, pictures of babies of the same size, it's like the baby is looking for trouble.

At this time, everyone discovered how similar the babies looked. Some parents could not even tell which baby was theirs. Simple methods used moles and happiness levels to confirm, while more complex methods used genetic analysis.

After all, when Yanli changed the biscuits, he also changed their clothes, but it seemed to be a kind of fun for everyone to use simple methods.

Everyone: Are you really not going to admit your mistakes?

The person who lost the cub: It’s okay, I’ll change it to one I like, raise it for two days and then test the genes.

The system saw the host rubbing his hands excitedly, which was completely different from the cold and aloof appearance on other planets.

She was having so much fun at this time. How could she have such a host? She was so wicked!

When it comes to tidying up his own home, he is reserved and meticulous when it comes to other people's homes.

Although the task is issued by it, it is only the goal achieved by the task, and the process depends on the mood of the host.

This is because it is afraid that the host will go to the eighteenth level of hell at every turn, so it can flexibly adapt to the content of the task.

Before, it was almost... almost completely broken!

"Whoa, whoa..."

"What are you talking about? It's not your child. Are you moved?"

The beeping sound of the system suddenly stopped, and the cold mechanical voice reminded: "Please complete the immoral task as soon as possible for the mentally retarded host."

Yan Li didn't care at all about the system's explicit scolding, and sighed with some regret: "They are becoming more and more vigilant. They have their children with them, so it's hard to attack."

Not only was it difficult to start, but the child was also held tightly, for fear of hurting the little biscuit, and not wanting to use other abilities, so the progress was stagnant.

The system pretended to be dead and refused to answer again. She looked at the task progress, 1888/10000, and saw that there was not even one fifth of it.

The rubbing of the fingertips proves that the owner of the hand is thinking, until the rubbing fingers stop, and an unpredictable smile appears on the corner of the mouth.

During the day, everyone gathered together, changed the baby back, and lamented that it was a good thing they were in the same city. After returning home and taking a nap, the Internet exploded again.

"Surprise! Did the evil stickman's hand reach out to your target?"

Victim No. 1 held her face and was about to cry without tears: "Oh my god, I came home from work and wanted to find my baby to be affectionate with, but he wouldn't let me touch or talk to him. I was about to give him a kiss, which triggered his defense mechanism and gave him the baby directly. I'm a big dick.

My baby asked me not to touch her. I thought it was part of the fun. Then I got slapped again and found out that the number on my arm was abnormal. This is my baby. Woohoo... Damn stickman, really damn it. Oh, curse it to hell! "

Victim No. 2: "Haha, what a coincidence. When I got home and crossed over the parts, I reflexively hugged and asked for comfort. The baby was pushed directly to the ground by me. I was lying on the ground in confusion and sending a message."

Victim No. 3: "This is nothing to you. My baby is a little crocodile. The cute little boy should nuzzle me and give me a bite. At that moment, I knew that the evil stickman should be crushed to ashes. !”

Victim No. 4: "You don't believe me when I tell you that my little fruit seedling was replaced. I just told you that it grew a fruit for me after not seeing it for a day!"

A netizen summed it up for the victims: "What everyone has in common is that the baby was changed. It doesn't matter what the baby is. The younger one can't help it. The older one should quickly change their nickname."

An attentive netizen left a message in surprise: "Oh my god, evil stickman is so awesome. How did he find basically the same babies and exchange them across cities in a short period of time?"

Everyone studied for a long time and concluded: "There are only three possibilities, accomplices, illusion, and space travel."

Everyone found that none of the three possibilities were good, and even his accomplice Mao didn't see it. Illusion and space travel were even more awesome and unimaginable!

The system cannot imagine the host's evil nature, but it has to admit that it is really useful to complete this task.

It's much better than a guide, after all, the guide mission is the host strategy goal.

It's different now. The whole world is staring at her, paying attention to her, and wants to conquer her...

Bone to ashes!