Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the side mission."

"Physique fusion is in progress...the fusion is successful and the upper limit of physique is unlocked."

"Ding, the side mission is released: Take advantage of it when you are not prepared."

"Task content: When I went to fight, I didn't stay at home. I secretly dismantled other people's robots into parts. The parts were placed starting from the door of the house, from small to large, so that the owner could see them at a glance when they got home. At the same time, the owner's pets , shave the top of the head bald to give the owner a surprise."

"Task prompt: There are ten companies in each city. Please use your soul to code yourself so that people can't tell whether they are male or female, human or ghost, human or animal..."

"Note: None"

"Task progress: 0/10000 homes."

"Reward for completing the mission: Puppet (ability introduction: advanced version of shadow clone, soul clone, there are only so many tips, please explore by yourself)."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 100/200

Health: 562/1000

Ability: none

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

Although there was no ridicule, Yanli already felt that the system was so wordless and the scolding was so unpleasant.

After reading it, she was eager to try it, and then walked directly through the wall. While disassembling the parts, she complained: "It's such an immoral task. It's rare to be serious for two days. The system, you are a retarded person."

System: Look who is evil.

The blurry figure is like a fuzzy mosaic, like a black and white striped stick figure, with a cylindrical robot nanny in front of it broken into parts.

The fuzzy stick figures sat under surveillance and blatantly sat on the carpet in the hall of someone else's house. They were divided into different sizes and then placed next to each other. They were placed all the way from the door to the bedroom.

Just as I was about to leave, I saw a small cage with a little creature inside that had just woken up and was licking the water. It was a little hamster, very cute and fluffy, with soft fur.

Its dark eyes looked at the big hand that penetrated the iron cage, not knowing what it was going to face.

……

When the owner and his family opened the door, they did not turn on the dead light as usual and prepared to turn on the light themselves. As soon as they entered the door, they stepped on someone's feet in the darkness.

The lights are on.

The host looked at the row of metal in confusion and asked, "What is it?"

The family followed, looking more and more familiar, until they walked into the room and saw the hamster cage behind the metal shell.

Listening to the sound coming from the cage, I looked carefully...

"Ahhhhh...who is it! Who is it! Who is it!!!" The angry voice came from many places and echoed in the night sky.

The robot nanny is out of warranty, which means it needs to be assembled by yourself, which is extremely difficult.

This is not important, what is important is loving your pet.

Although the fur of the furry child can still grow back, but his beloved pet has become bald, everyone wants to cut the culprit into pieces.

One look at the invisible stick figure on the surveillance camera, as if under the eyes of a thousand degrees of myopia, everyone wondered: "What is this, a new creature? An intelligent and obsessive ghost?"

Victims took to the Internet to complain.

Victim No. 1 posted a video crying: "My family, who knows? When I came home from the wild, I found that my house had been stolen and nothing was missing. The same one who was torn apart by a thousand knives dismantled my nanny robot and returned it. After all this, it’s nothing. Damn it, it’s so wicked. I shaved off my hairy head and became bald!”

Netizen 1, who is not too concerned about watching the excitement: "When I saw the robot, I thought it was quite well done. When the bald little hamster showed its face, I suddenly lost all my merits and laughed, hahahahaha..."

Netizen 2, who doesn’t mind watching the excitement, said: “I’m sorry, I can’t suppress my smile at all, hahahaha…”

Netizens: "Hahahaha..."

Victim 2 silently posted a video in which his Smiling Angel was shaved bald, followed by a scene of him crushing something into pieces. It was so broken that netizens could not tell.

Netizen 10086, who did not take it too seriously to watch the excitement, said: "Let me translate. The silent violence proves how dirty the poster's curses are."

Netizens almost felt sick to their stomachs from laughing.

Slowly, the third and tenth victim appeared, but no one realized the seriousness and didn't take it seriously.

Everyone thinks that this is a soul warrior with special hobbies, and it won't be long before the police catch him.

It wasn't until several tens appeared that everyone began to realize something was wrong. After checking, they moved to commit the crime, and there was no regularity in the crime.

At this time, Yan Li changed to another city. Along the way, he drove as before. The only difference was that he didn't get lost this time. He randomly picked cities with purpose.

When I got out of the car, I acted like a ghost, walking between houses to make sure no one was there, raised my hand to confirm the model of the robot, then turned off the robot, and slowly began to dismantle it.

But this time, before the demolition was completed, I heard the sound of approaching quickly and the flashing lights outside the window.

surrounded.

Unable to demolish it, Yanli ran away through the wall, leaving a mess behind.

The victim jumped away, gnashing his teeth, but felt relieved to see that his little pet was fine.

As soon as the robot was turned off, he received a prompt. Fortunately, he was close to home. If it were any later, the other party would have finished dismantling it and then shaved his little boy's fur.

"My dear, follow me out from now on. It's not safe at home."

"Okay, okay." The colorful parrot nodded happily.

The owner of the parrot family touched its head and felt lucky that it had not been shaved. Although it would grow back in a short time, the parrot was very smart and loved beauty...

Yanli's bad progress failed, and he committed the crime against the wind. He no longer took his time and started to speed up seriously. When the police came, he put everything in place at a wind-like speed, slashed his head with a knife, and then ran away.

The video screen came out, and everyone said: In the world of martial arts, only fast ones are unbreakable.

But this is how the boss taught you, not for you to use it this way!

Victims: Who is that evil spirit? Curse him to suffer a thousand cuts!

What's even worse is that there are many pets in the house, and all the heads are bald. When I go home and see a group of bald people loving their pets, I feel...

Crazy, real crazy is not just talk.

Nowadays, everyone is in danger. They have brought everything they can with their pets, but they are afraid that if they go out without them, they will see their bald pets welcoming them home, oh...and those bits and pieces of robots. .

But there are always things that can’t be brought.

Yan Li shuttled between towering buildings, passed by low villas, and cut down the carefully repaired trees.

The owner came home and saw parts lying all over the place, but didn't pay much attention until he saw the tree that had been shaved into a bald tree, and screamed: "Oooh, ooh, my beloved tree!"

Only then did everyone realize that the perpetrator was not only shaving pets, but also trees.

What can I do now? Just like a big tree lover, I can't take it away at all.

The hatred of Li is still going on, committing crimes on the run, the police and homeowners are getting faster and faster, everyone is startled, and everyone is in danger.

Until someone else's companion robot was shaved bald, and everyone couldn't laugh anymore (think about the favorite, most handsome/most beautiful, favorite simulated person, who was shaved bald).

Public anger lasted only for a moment (Long Aotian: No, Ouyang, you touched my reverse scale!).

"Grab it!"