Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The latest hot topics.

'Soul warrior upgrade method one! '

Everyone: "Soul? Obsession to kill? Upgrade? I can understand it separately. But when we put it together, why does it feel wrong? I feel like I missed something before!"

"Ah...what happened! Ah!"

"Is there anyone who wants to team up with me? I'm scared!"

"Master, where are you? Help your grandson upgrade!"

"Tainai, please help me, granddaughter, I want to upgrade!"

Everyone thought of their dead ancestors and hoped that they could come up from below. Some people started to burn incense and tried to invite their dead ancestors to come up and form a team.

……

Yanli, on his side, was looking at the side quests and thinking.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the side mission."

"Side mission released: Gathering of heroes."

"Task content: A group of heroes gather together for a meeting. The big hammer is eighty and the small hammer is forty. You are eighty and they are forty. Ask them forty to attack with eighty."

"Task tip: There is an attack. Of course, we need to form a team to fight monsters and upgrade, and keep up with the trend of the times."

"Note: If you don't upgrade, you will be caught up by the little trash, you old rookie..."

"Mission progress: 0/100 teams."

"Reward for completing the mission: Physique fusion (ability introduction: second physique fusion, unlocking the upper limit of [-] physiques)."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 80/100 (under repair...)

Health: 562/1000

Abilities: Hibernation, Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth, Blood of the Strong

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

Yan Li was indifferent to what the system said, so she raised her wrist.

Black and white 4444 releases new content.

"The old rookie invites all you yin-yang-eyed little trash online to form a team and play a small game."

The same team of 100 people, life and death signals were issued at the same time, and the number of people was full instantly.

Yanli calls herself a novice. She is trying to retaliate against the mentally retarded system and make it see the reality clearly. Is she someone who cares about these things?

She is not a human being. Who cares about these things? If she doesn't dare to touch them, she dares to say beeps and punch the cotton. It will hurt it to death.

Mental retardation system!

……

In the dark night, 100 people dressed in white reflected light all around them.

Yan Tong is one of them. Her yin and yang eyes have not disappeared for a long time, but they have little impact. Yan Li's words are plain, but they give her the ability to be immune to intimidation.

She didn't come to see Yan Li because she was slowly getting used to it, but she kept paying attention until she came here.

Yan Li also saw her, then glanced at the crowd and said, "Welcome to the old rookie's dinner party."

Everyone: Ah, dinner party, what kind of meal?

Soon they found out.

When Yanli kneaded the evil spirit of obsession in front of Yin Yangyan, and then patted it into a cake, she smiled and handed it to the nearest person with a kind face, and said: "Eat, you will be satisfied." "

A living ghost turned into a cake in his eyes, and everyone was shocked.

Can you still play like this?

A sentence flashed in everyone's mind: I am not made of clay balls!

It's not a clay dumpling, but it looks like a flour dumpling.

Yan Tong, who was closest to him, was stunned for a second. He raised his hand to take it. Feeling the light and jelly-like touch, he took a bite.

no taste?

She felt tasteless, which relieved the strange feeling in her heart.

Hundreds of people were wandering on the street, just like a gangster parade, especially calling the person in front the boss, and each person had a cake in his hand. The people at the scene were also a little confused: "Changing cakes out of thin air?"Soul warrior skills?

People wandered around all night, and the next day, at dawn, a group of people slept on the street, basking in the sun like homeless people.

A group of people are fighting and a group of people are exercising crazily.

Yan Li observed and confirmed which method of cultivation was most suitable, and then continued to feed him cakes at night. He could not only knead them into cakes, but cakes were the simplest and most convenient.

Until the hand holding the cake felt the weight.

"superior."

Yan Li waved his hand, just like Milady, and stood aside to watch a group of people, then rushed forward with the crazy fans, tearing up the obsessive spirit like a piece of paper.

She said in disgust: "Oh~ so cruel, a bunch of hungry wolves."

Everyone around her: Boss, isn’t this what you taught me?

The onlookers looked confused: What are they doing to the air at night?

Yanli and the others had almost finished raising the 'little soldiers', and said to the onlookers: "What are you looking at? Why don't you go and form a team? Please help the big guys guide you!"

The onlookers looked at Yanli.

She said delicately: "Don't look at me, I am a delicate flower that cannot be lifted by hands or shoulders."

Everyone with yin and yang eyes: Yes, yes... the delicate flower who performs a live performance of tearing ghosts apart.

Onlookers: Wait, form a team!

"Brother take me!"

Yantong looked down at the girl holding her legs, showing no face at all, and focusing on sincerity.

She looked up at the upright figure in the distance. She was clearly among the crowd, but she felt as if she was free from the distractions of the world.

Withdrawing his gaze, Yantong's eyes took on a different color and he responded calmly: "Okay."

Under the dark night, a group of night owls began to get together in twos and threes and began to spread out of the city. The scene was familiar. This was the second time.

At this time, the highest level of the soul warrior is stuck at the low level six, and the ghost level of the soul looks the same as that of a normal person. Only Yanli can see it, and their souls are more solid.

At this time, wherever there are obsessive evil spirits, there are soul warriors who are already looking for them and have a tendency to compete for territory.

Black and white 4444 releases new content.

"The sea is so wide and there are 'big fish' there. Why don't you go take a look?"

A life and death signal was issued at the same time, but this time there was no upper limit on the number of people.

The people who had escalated to fight for it stopped, and the people who were facing each other instantly changed their faces, and said with a smile on their faces: "Brothers/sisters, form a team and go catch the big fish together!"

"No, I have a lot of teammates. I'll invite you to tea next time."

They form a harmonious team, as if they were not the ones who were about to fight just now, and they just have to drink and talk, but it is impossible to form a team, and the trust level is low.

This time is different. The boss, the big boss, won’t go. Without the protection umbrella of the boss... it’s dangerous!

Everyone looked towards the sea. Wanting to become stronger, they used tools to enter the sea one by one, shrouding the evil spirits in it to facilitate fighting.

But...it won't be that easy this time.

Danger! !! !!

At the same time comes a breakthrough!

The progress of the main tasks is still changing regularly, but it is still very early to reach 100 billion. On the contrary, the number of people signing up is faster than the progress.

Countless people rushed to the sea. What was originally a business war like a national war took a sharp turn.

Sure enough, if you live for too long, you will be very idle. If you are too idle, your brain will twitch and you will do things that you think are stupid.

For example, gods fall in love.

It's caused by living too long with no natural enemies and no goals.

If you throw the gods with a love brain into the chaotic world, you will see if they can play with the love brain.

It would be nice if they didn't just roll and crawl to survive.

(I play emo when I have nothing to do, listen to fast songs when I’m sad, have a good meal... be happy, everyone)