Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Yanli didn't expect that the two of them caught up with him. They were light and lithe, and their one-piece clothes were very strange. Their faces could not be seen with their helmets on.

She stopped and turned around, baring her teeth at the two of them.

The two men did not dare to step forward, so they carefully took off their helmets, revealing two blond human heads.

Now Yanli's soul cannot leave her body for one meter, and it cannot be enlarged. She can only be separated from the body, and the connection must be severed.

When two people enter a one-meter range, they cannot see each other's soul.

She felt relieved after confirming that the two of them looked human. She was worried that they would affect her mission. If she didn't complete the mission, the system would be gone and it wouldn't be fun.

"Hello."

Yanli looked at the two of them, she was very good at speaking Chinese. She didn't know if they saw her black hair and black eyes, that's why she spoke Chinese, or if the whole world spoke Chinese.

As for what Tarzan was like, she had only seen fragments before, not the whole thing.

Seeing that there was still 10 minutes left, she chose to respond.

"Oh~~~~"

Because of her precautions, the three of them lived on the same island without shame.

Within a few days, they tricked the savages into the spaceship.

The spices used to grill the fish are five-spice and cumin.

Yan Li got on the pirate ship like this. Why do I say pirate ship? Because she howled every 10 minutes, they sent her to a mental hospital.

Dahai Mental Hospital.

It's a very appropriate name because it's close to the sea.

She only sighed in her heart: Nowadays, all mental hospitals have sea view rooms.

It's still a super-tall, strange-shaped building. The surroundings are quiet, with occasional flying cars flying by.

Then she also had a private room, a room in a small forest. Perhaps because they were afraid that she would not be used to it, they also found a black girl for her to be her companion.

The girl is very beautiful, speaks softly, and wears the same black and white-edged loose clothes as she does, probably a hospital gown.

Very considerate, thank you so much!

But she chose not to speak, and she did not exclude girls from being around. She did it by herself, looked around vigilantly, and then howled once every 10 minutes.

There is no progress prompt, and I don’t know if it counts as progress. If it doesn’t count, I have to change the method and do it again for another 30 days.

The idea was good, but the clips she had seen were exactly what she had in mind, and they were considered correct imitations.

No. 30 days, Yanli received a task completion prompt, but the system was still stuck like an old tape.

"Ding, the mission is over... click... system crash... broken... restart... failed to restart... update and repair in progress... repair in progress... repair successful."

"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and obtaining the ID card."

"Ding, a new mission is released: role playing."

"Task content: You are currently in a mental hospital and need to work hard to act like a mental patient."

"Task progress: 0/365 days."

"Task Reward: None"

"Host, please protect yourself."

Although the system is broken, she is no longer called a mentally retarded host. This is really strange. This is the first time for Yanli to do a task without rewards.

She looked at the system interface. There was task content in the task box, but it was still in the style of the Syrian battle damage, with fragments of the prompt box floating around.

She looked at the fragments carefully, complaining in her heart that a system frame was in tatters, and even the debris fell off, and she didn't pick it up.

When I saw the assignment time, I remembered that my first job was exactly one year old.

Mental hospitals are pretty good. Working as a mental patient in a mental hospital, as long as you are smart enough and have a stable position, you won't have to worry about being fired. It's a very good job. Food and accommodation are included and you don't have to pay utility bills.

The sky began to darken.

Yanli lay on the branch of a tree, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

A gecko climbed up from the bottom of the tree, just like a real gecko. When it came to the sleeping person, the gecko's black eyes shot out a ray of light and began to scan.

Then he quietly stepped forward and opened his mouth. A slender needle, like a mosquito, gently pierced the black finger, and then left quickly.

I originally thought there would be no results, but a piece of information suddenly appeared.

The person sitting on the chair put down his coffee, sat up straight and started to read.

The identity information of Yanli is displayed above, and the explanation is very simple.

Name: Yanli

Identity ID: ylxxx21180404xx18c

Age: 20 years old

Family information: Orphan (College [-]).

Educational qualifications: Self-study (study without leaving home, only for social studies).

The following is a brief introduction to the information between the birth point and the age of 20. The summary is a small transparency.

The person looked at it and then added the latest information to her family.

He disappeared while traveling a month ago. His identity bracelet fell off and he suffered an unknown attack. The reason is unknown. It was probably a side effect of the physical enhancement injection.

Mental disorder, self-perception disorder...

There are more new things than before.

After the input was completed, the man picked up the coffee and put it to his mouth for a moment, then put the coffee down again. In disbelief, the card was stuck in the photo column.

Comparing it with the current photos, it seems that I did something wrong.

“So I’m Chinese, not non-black!?”

(The world is divided into three types of people, Chinese, non-blacks, and Americans.)

But the next second I thought it didn't matter. The patient might feel more friendly when he sees non-black people when he is sick.

Isn't this... I was always vigilant, but after contact, I have relaxed and my guard is much lower, which is a good sign.

The registration manager began to enjoy coffee leisurely again.

As a human being you should: let him be...

Yan Li couldn't see it. It didn't matter what identity he had written on his ID card. Anyway, he was a psycho now.

After continuous contact with the black girl, she started to speak.

Girl: "Hello."

Yanli: "Hello."

Girl: "What do you want to eat today?"

Yan Li: "What do you want to eat today?"

Girl: "..."

Yan Li: "..."

It's definitely an imitation of someone who deserves a beating, imitating someone else's tone of voice, expression, and movements.

If you meet someone with a hot temper, you will be beaten. However, the girl is not only not angry, but also seems to have fun, singing and dancing with disgust.

Registration administrator added: Imposter Syndrome to the profile.

Yanli didn't say anything else alone, he kept imitating others and never stopped.

In the past, it was not so easy to do imitation tasks, and you needed to be more reasonable, but now that you are a psycho, tasks and things like that are easier.

Now, at this very moment, Social Investigation has been renamed: Spiritual Exploration!

It’s so high-end, I’m satisfied!

Ever since I got the mental illness, my whole body has become energetic.

get high!

Then she got too high and was transferred to a ward, a large independent floor, where she was trained by robots.

With the girl gone, Yanli followed the robot's movements and learned the mechanical dance.

Seeing the robot with rollers, she took off her shoes and learned to walk on her fingers.

Yanli: There are new skills to learn every day...

During this period of time, people became whiter and whiter, and finally returned to their original color. When I looked in the mirror, I noticed slight changes in my facial features.

It looks like his original self, but if you look closely, it doesn't look like it. It seems that it was burnt black last time and the indestructibility is gone. It may also be the reason why the system crashed.

Then she was transferred to another hospital and came to a familiar yet unfamiliar place: the [-]th Mental Hospital.

She said it was "familiar" because it started with "Eighteen", but "unfamiliar" means that she had never given way to a mental hospital. It might have been caused by the staff, so I don't know what the situation was.

After arriving, she gained countless patients.