Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

At the beginning of this day, the underworld public officials appeared in the human world at the same time, and then left, just like recording a small matter.

On this day, Yanli carried the tools and went to dig a grave in Antarctica. He found a central place and started digging.

"I think you are really wicked. I'm digging my own grave. I'm sleeping for six days. Don't renege on the retarded system. If you're ungrateful, you'll be struck by lightning."

No one answered.

Yan Li lay down and inserted the tool into the upper layer of ice. The color of the tool was the same as the ice surface, shielding him from being seen.

The system pops up a mechanical beep.

"Ding, do you want to enter turtle breath mode?"

Yanli: "Yes."

The next second, Yan Li's vision went dark, and she fell into a deep sleep, including her soul.

After a long time, wind blew on the ice, and the storm brought up the ice and snow, burying the place where Yan Li was.

Two light spots as small as dust flew out of her body.

The two light spots stick together and fly upward cautiously in the air.

When leaving an area, the small light point stares at another small light point, as if it is breaking through something.

Unfortunately, it didn't take long... The light spot above the head burst out like a burst of smoke, and the small light spot seemed to have been exploded, becoming dim and powerless.

Falling to the snow, blending into the ice, and returning to the host body.

Not long after, the small light spot appeared again, but after many attempts, it failed again and again.

In the end, the light spot cracked, just like hitting the wall without looking back. It kept hitting, hitting the head and causing bleeding.

"Ding, kakaka... the system crashed... broke... restarted... failed to restart... update and fix kakaka... restore..."

"Kaka...update failed...kakaka repaired..."

"Repairing..."

If Yan Li were awake, she would say: I gave you a chance but you are useless.

But she can't wake up. Her body is merging with her soul. Maybe because she eats herself, her body is easier to fuse...

As time passed and the stars changed, Yanli's body began to sink, as if he was pressed down by something angrily, and he was slowly buried deeper and deeper.

It seemed that someone wanted to press her to the center of the earth, but she suddenly stopped deep in the ice and stopped moving.

Yan Li was not breathing, and was frozen as if dead.

As she disappeared for too long, many people began to search for her all over the world. Insiders came to Antarctica and returned countless times without success.

As she slept longer and longer, people gradually began to forget her. It didn't take long, but it seemed like countless centuries had passed. They missed a great genius, and then he was remembered in their hearts and never talked about again.

Everyone feels: She is still on the road to social practice.

The mystery of human lifespan has become an insurmountable problem with the disappearance of geniuses, but some people are still exploring and want to break through to a higher lifespan.

Ice has growth rings like trees.

someday.

Several beams of light fell from the sky and hit the ice. One of them penetrated the ice and penetrated into the sea before stopping.

A burning smell came from the cave, and seawater poured in.

"Pfft..." A figure was struck by the sea water, shot out like a cannonball, and landed on an ice floe.

……

Yanli never expected that he would be able to wear a kelp skirt in his lifetime. The layers of kelp made it look like a ghillie suit.

Please call her Kelp Superman.

Seeing that the system did not respond for a long time, Yanli shouted in his heart: "The system..."

"Ding, kaka kaka... the system crashed... broke... restarted... failed to restart... update and repair in progress... repair... main quest released..."

"Kakkaka..."

"..."

When Yanli took a look at the interface, he saw that the system was in a Syrian broken style, with all garbled characters displayed.

It's amazing. After a nap, the system is broken. Even the black and white TVs from the 80s are better than this. At least I slap my face and the picture comes out.

I want to take pictures of the system, but I can’t find a place to take pictures.

"It's pitiful. How could it be scrapped due to play? It should still be usable..." Yan Li murmured to himself and looked at the sky.

There is something complicated in the sky. I won’t say how complicated it is because she doesn’t know.

The first problem is that the ice under your feet is about to melt away. If you have no choice, you can only act like a savage, using sharks as mounts and manta rays as skateboards.

She didn't know who had blown her clothes into pieces. If she caught him, she would give the perpetrator a big gift in return.

If her body and soul hadn't become one, and her soul woke up when it sensed danger and protected her body, she would be in the hell oil pan again, fried until both sides were browned.

Why can't she die before her health points are cleared? What a liar! The system is so useless that it can't protect her depending on the situation!

The soul cannot play anywhere. The size has changed, but it can still use both senses. The soul rotates in the body, and it is said that it has eyes behind its back.

A small island comes into view.

Yan Li lived a leisurely life as a savage, walking around the island with bare feet, and there was no garbage at all.

The sea is rich in species. She once dug wood to make a fire, picked up conchs, grilled them, caught fish, grilled...

Bake, bake, bake...

Seeing fruit skewers roasted together, you deserve it if you eat it to death.

Yanli was stunned until the system released the task with great difficulty.

"Ding, the main line clicks...the mission clicks...release: let yourself go."

"Task content: Ka Ka Ka... imitate Tarzan... Ka Ka... when awake, howl within 10 minutes, Ka Ka Ka..."

"Task progress: 0/30 days."

"Reward: ID card."

"Please host enter...kakaka...mission...state..."

"..."

Yanli looked at the dialog box silently. It was a bit like a battle-damaged skin. The system was really disabled and the mind was strong. It released tasks like this. How dedicated!

What's Tarzan like?

She raised her head and opened her mouth, covering her mouth with her hand. You thought she was going to yawn, but no...she was going to imitate the Tarzan next door.

"Oh~~~~"

Howl first and then talk.

Then the whole island echoed with the howl of Yanli.

She still knew about Tarzan, having slept for who knows how many years, as if he had only slept for one night.

"Oh~~~~"

The system's progress is no longer displayed, and I can only calculate the time by myself. I am hanging on the tree and howling, and a sharp-pointed aircraft flies from the sky.

Slowly coming down from high altitude, the sand and stones on the beach were blown up by the spray of air.

Two figures walked down from above, holding a colorful weapon in their hands.

Yanli was half-hanging on the curved coconut tree, eyes facing each other.

Adhering to the principle that as long as she is not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed, so she howled at the two of them.

"Oh~~~~"

After howling, he looked at the two of them warily.

This voice successfully howled back what the two of them said. The two looked at each other, then waved to the kelp on the tree.

Yanli is currently cosplaying with Tarzan. Who cares about them? The character design doesn’t allow it.

She is now wearing a braided skirt and trousers, and a wig made of seaweed. Her skin is not as dark as usual, as if she has been smeared with pot ash.

She guessed that it might have been hit by something unknown before. Now it is turning white little by little, and it has not recovered for a long time.

Fortunately, she is not obsessed with beauty now, otherwise she would go crazy.

Yanli hung on the coconut tree and swayed directly.

Then the two of them stretched out their hands reflexively and made a catching movement. They hung onto another coconut tree and slowly swung farther and farther away.