Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The longer Yanli stayed under the waterfall, the more people followed suit.

I'm afraid that the boss will suddenly say that I am cultivating immortality, but they will not follow up.

Netizen 1: "It's crazy. Being washed by the waterfall again makes me feel relaxed and everything I look at is pleasing to the eye."

Netizen 2: "I'm quite comfortable too. I'm just waiting for my boss to open Poor Man's Simulator 3. It's very difficult to maintain the requirements of Poor Man's Simulator 2. Boss, please hurry up, I can't hold on any longer!"

Netizen 3: "I'll go, you're so prosperous upstairs, tell me the secret!"

Netizen 2: "Follow me and click on my homepage. There is my self-report and various tips."

Netizen 4: “Thank you!!!”

Netizen 5: “Isn’t Shiba Video Poor Man’s Simulator 3?”

Netizen 2: "If the boss didn't say anything, it doesn't count. It's considered a part-time job at most."

Netizen 6: "You know how to do part-time jobs. These days, part-time jobs make more money than my main job."

Netizen 7: "The guy above you is not a part-time worker, he is just a poor simulator who wants to challenge his boss. Reality is played as a game, a real-life version of The Sims."

Netizen 8: "Suddenly I feel that virtual games are meaningless. Come on, let's play a life simulator together. The achievements will be real!"

Netizen 9: "Seeing that everyone is so motivated and no longer lifeless, I am happy for the boss that all the hard work of the boss was not wasted."

Netizens: "Thank you boss. The boss deserves to live forever and unite the world. Everyone has clear ideals in life and achieves them!"

World Unity has opened a new floor.

Everyone was talking.

Because at this time, many countries began to support China and became vassals of China.

The country of China has surpassed the number one position and become the boss of Blue Star. However, the country that was originally the number one country is in the process of adjustment because of the change of boss, and has the intention of becoming a vassal.

If successful, world unification is just around the corner!

The powerful Chinese state, like Kun, annexed all countries in one fell swoop.

But everyone knows that it won’t work for the time being.

Group member 1: "I want to tell Boss Bai, don't be petty and just obey."

Group member 2: "Hahahaha... Boss Bai is still angry. He was smuggled back to China by his boss. He sang Tears Behind Bars a thousand times. He has a psychological shadow and cannot pass this hurdle."

Group member 3: "Is this called imprisonment? No! This is called reciprocity. After all, Boss Bai stole from our boss twice."

Group member 4: "What does imprisonment mean? The boss obviously asked Boss Bai to come and play and experience the prison of the eighteen levels of hell in China. What a passionate landlord."

Group member 5: "You are really doing a disservice for speaking out after seeing it."

Group member 6: "It's not what we want to see. The boss is too dazzling. As long as he does something big, I can tell it by turning into ashes. I just don't know how the boss steals it. I want to learn!"

Group member 7: "The one upstairs seems not to be a legitimate professional. You need to register."

Group member 6: "I'm going to steal the twelve animal heads back, and then steal a giant panda to raise. I'll wash it and make it white and clean, with clear black and white."

Group member 7: "Looking at the front, I was just blaming myself, but then I went too far. Take me with you."

Group member 8: "You guys!!! Take me one!"

Group owner: "I want to raise one too. It would be great if the boss attacks the breeding industry. If the boss raises pandas, he will definitely develop them from a rare breed to a bad one."

Group management: "Originally, the boss committed a crime, but it was from another country. Everyone turned a blind eye and did not pursue the victims. You still want the boss to take advantage of the national treasure? It is true! I want to raise it too, if I grow flowers She looks better. Since I started exercising, my physical fitness has become stronger and I can hold her!"

All the friends: "Guolai (Huahua) is mine!"

Group leader: "Let's start a fight. Go to the gym. Whoever wins will be ranked first. The boss will give out pandas. Whoever is first will take the lead."

Sober group friends: "Tsk, if the boss really gives out pandas, it might be free, but can you afford them?"

Group friend 10086: "Just wait for the boss to lead us in Wuhu...to take off!"

Everyone always feels that if the boss is willing to do something, he will definitely succeed.

The group leader looked at his cute baby and said: "Babies, you like the boss, right? As promised before, remember to be happy in front of the boss. You know, the boss doesn't like crying cookies... "

The group leader has two identical cute babies, with their chubby little faces raised, their eyes shining, their little heads nodding like rattles, and their cute smiles, which makes one's heart melt just looking at them.

The group leader was very pleased...it was not in vain that he could have such two precious eggs by seeing his boss every day.

……

At the Shiba Water Amusement Park in Beijing, there were people sitting under the waterfall. After a while, the people sitting there stood up and others sat in the empty seats.

They are just ordinary people, they can't be like the boss who keeps insisting. Everyone's head is buzzing because of the rush. If they can't stand it anymore, just replace them.

Those who came down even listened to the songs composed by the boss. After listening to the songs several times, their whole bodies were lifted up... just barely ascended to heaven.

When the dazed state is over, I yell a few more times, and my whole body feels very comfortable. I feel as if all my resentment has been sucked away by the Evil Sword Immortal, and my body and mind are relaxed.

Everyone: Sure enough, once people become crazy, they feel much better!

……

At this time, Yanli changed his clothes and walked out of the water park when he was surrounded by a group of little carrot heads.

Both of them hugged her legs, just like koalas, grinning, showing their small white teeth, raising their round faces, looking up with starry eyes, and chirping.

"Sister Boss, Sister Boss..."

Yanli touched a bunch of melon seeds on the head, his eyes were much gentler, and asked: "What's the matter with the little biscuit?"

"Sister Boss, let me play with you." A group of cuties said with serious faces.

Yan Li smiled and said: "You guys play with me..."

A group of little heads nodded desperately.

Yanli's smile got even bigger...

A group of little carrot heads in the square were all uniform, stretching out their left hands and right hands, kicking their feet and swaying forward, like a group of cute little roly-polys. Their smiles were sweet and cute, and they danced so hard that everyone's hearts melted.

Crowd: Doesn’t the country call on everyone to have children?We want it here.

And Yanli leaned leisurely on the bench, just like an emperor watching the singing and dancing in front of him.

Yes, she asked a group of little carrot heads to learn strange dances and dance them for her on the spot.

This is not her playing with them, this is her playing with them.

Everyone concluded: When the boss plays, he doesn't even let the children go.

A group of little carrot heads stopped, their chubby little faces flushed red.

"Bah bang bang..." Yan Li reached out and clapped.

"Thank you, thank you..." A group of children bowed like adults and waved around.

The onlookers reacted instantly, and there was a loud roar.

Yan Li raised his lips in interest and said, "You are so cute. I will reward you with a small biscuit for each person. Come and line up."

The little ones gathered around and must have thought that the biscuits handed out by the boss sister must be very delicious.

People around me feel that the boss is very good at coaxing children.

Yanli raised his hand and moved forward.

Yan Ping'an carried a black box to his boss and opened it.

The golden light flashed instantly, blinding the eyes of those around him.

Gold bars = cookies?