Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

task reminder

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task."

"Main mission released: Peerless Nerve."

"Main mission content: feel people and nature, the feeling of water hitting the body, experience different feelings, accept the baptism of water under the waterfall, and absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, for 49 days."

"Task tip: Drink too much mountain spring water, and your body will replenish minerals, and then you will become a fool. In order to prevent others from discovering that you are a fool, please sit cross-legged under the waterfall, as if you are cultivating an immortal. It looks very bluffing."

"Note: No matter what you do, only a fool can do it."

"Mission progress: 0/1176 hours."

"Task completion reward: sensitive hearing (ability introduction: to obtain this ability, if a cat or dog passes by you, you can tell whether it is taking a goose step with your eyes closed)."

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 100 (perfect)

Beauty value: 90 (beauty is not fixed and fluctuates)

Health: 67+20

Ability: Weakened sense of presence

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Retarded system!" Yan Li spat out four words lightly.

In the past, it had mocked her in a roundabout way, but now this retarded system was blatantly scolding her.

Then she took out her restored mobile phone, dialed, and assigned new tasks to the employees.

"An artificial waterfall, um... let's have a water park by the way..."

"Good boss."

Yanli hung up the phone with satisfaction. It was spring now, so it was just the right time to build it.

……

On the other side, Mr. Yan watched a sum of money being transferred out like this, feeling like his heart couldn't bear it.

Especially when the management said: "It's okay, the use has bottomed out, there will be more..."

Eighteen enterprise employees said: Problems that can be solved with money are not problems.

Now that Mr. Yan is gone, he can no longer enjoy the position of chairman.

He couldn't bear the act of giving away money and burning paper, so he chose to go home and retire. After all, he didn't understand the thoughts of young people.

Spending money is on the verge of bankruptcy, and after spending it, you are pulled back.

It jumps repeatedly between bankruptcy and non-bankruptcy. If it fails to keep up, the company will be gone.

In order to keep his heart disease at bay, Mr. Yan thought it would be better to attend a cocktail party for his granddaughter than to look after the company. It was all about compliments, which made him feel happy and give him a few more years to live.

He is no longer attached to the company or anything.

Eighteen company employees: The leader is gone!They have to do it themselves again!

Uh... Hey hey hey, come on everyone, let yourselves go!

The boss wants a water amusement park, build it!

Build eighteen!

The Eighteen Water Playground is full of technology. The fountains cover the entire playground. People who come in need to change into swimsuits directly.

If you didn't bring one, it doesn't matter. The outer circle is full of swimsuits, and they are one-piece and cool technological style.

You ask why there is no hanging tag, because it has been cleaned for the convenience of tourists.

Of course, you can also wear your own swimsuit. As for the three-point-one style, it will look out of place, like a group of future people mixed with some outdated types.

As long as you don't suggest it yourself.

After all, the future style is the most revealing style. Of course, there is also a covering style that does not expose body shortcomings.

If it is inconvenient for female tourists, there is a grandstand area.

The highest point of the Shiba Water Playground is an artificial waterfall. The waterfall is like a water curtain hole, and the bottom has been treated with anti-slip treatment.

It is not open yet.

Yanli was wearing a tech-style jumpsuit and a Babuerben green fish headgear. He was holding a cushion and placed it under the waterfall.

Then I sat cross-legged directly under the waterfall, and then the world became quiet, filled with the sound of the waterfall crashing down.

Learn about science and technology.

When the Shiba Water Playground opened, visitors took a walk around and saw the fish-headed man under the waterfall. He stayed under the waterfall unshakably every day and was soaked in the rain from morning to night.

Occasionally, I find that someone is missing at noon, most likely for dinner. Those who observe carefully find that the person has entered behind the waterfall and sat there again not long after.

After analysis by tourists.

Visitor 1: "No need to analyze, it's the boss, she is the only one who can do this kind of thing."

Visitor 2: "Boss practices cultivating immortality in society?"

Visitor 3: "I also want to become an immortal, in order to cure diseases..."

Visitor 4: "Take care of your health upstairs, and don't follow the boss crazy if you are sick."

Visitor 3: "I am suffering from generosity disease, so I want to give away money, but I have no money, so I am very sick and very uncomfortable."

Visitor 4: "You deceived my feelings. It can't be justified without making friends. I just want to ask, when will you get rich? I will help you treat your illness. Don't thank me. This is what friends should do!"

Visitor 5: "You are so careful. I heard it all in M78 Nebula. I forgot to introduce myself. I am the younger brother of Ultraman Zero, Ultraman Seb, Haki Mazette, Chozu Yoro. Xigu, I am Lega Yisemas (this is our first meeting, please take care of me)."

Visitor 6: “Another crazy one.”

Visitor 7: "Tell me, is there anyone out there who is not crazy? We are all fellow patients and we must love each other!"

Visitor 8: "After identification, his condition is stable and he is a normal person. He does not need to be hospitalized."

Visitor 9: "Don't worry, let me play two songs. Music is power, the art of the waterfall!"

At the same time, music sounded throughout the playground, the fountain began to rise and fall with each movement, and the singing was high-pitched.

The fountain started spraying in all directions corresponding to one point, and the tourists started cheering.

Yanli heard sounds other than water and water.

After being in high spirits for several minutes, the singer stopped and said, "Fuck... the pitch was too high, I almost stopped singing!"

The singer stood in the pavilion in the middle. He wanted to say "f*ck", but he stopped immediately when he remembered that there were children.

"Hahaha……"

"Good singing!"

Tourists around him cheered and applauded him.

Then a beautiful woman came on stage, picked up the microphone and said: "All beauties and handsome men, adults and children, please scream and cheer..."

"Ah ah ah ah..."

"Ah..."

"Wuhu...cough cough..." A tourist choked and quickly shut up.

The song sounded, and the girl's tune went even higher, reaching a super high pitch. In an instant, all the tourists were drenched all over.

These are individual concerts for tourists. The singing requirements are very high. They will be tested before singing. If you fail to pass, you will not be able to go on stage.

You can sing in your native dialect, and the tone can be weird, but it can’t be unpleasant.

The weird tone made the whole audience burst into laughter and everyone had more fun.

The parking spaces in the entire [-]th area are full. As long as there is space, tourists can park. There is no need to worry about being far away from the target. There are special cars to transport tourists and it is free.

The only requirement is that you don't forget where you left your car. Otherwise, when you leave, you will raise your hand to press the key in the parking lot to find your car.

He will repeat one sentence: "Cheche, my lovely Cheche, where are you? Where did I park you?"

Tips for tourists: Please install and position your beloved car.

People carefully sat next to Yanli one by one. They imitated her and wore various headgear.

Then there are all kinds of weird immortal cultivation scenes, which directly become a landscape.

Everyone: The boss is a dazzling presence wherever he goes.

Therefore, the weakening of the sense of existence is like making it funny.