Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

During lunch time, Zi Yueqing called everyone together.

The three men in front of them all looked pale, looking like they were in the late stages of kidney deficiency and cancer.

Zi Yueqing earnestly advised: "Junior brothers, can you control it? Didn't we agree before we set off? There will be no internal fighting during the competition. But in just a few days, you have started to kill me?"

Liu Wuwu nodded.

"Senior sister is right. Actually. I was just joking with my brother-in-law. Ye Ming and I are relatives, how could I poison his mind?"

Ye Ming also echoed: "Senior sister, you are indeed overthinking. I still like Liu Wuyang's grandson very much, and I have no intention of chopping him up and feeding him to dogs. Don't worry, during the next competition, I will never I will take action against Liu Wuwu."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Senior sister, what do you think I am doing? I am an innocent victim."

Zi Yueqing: "I hope everyone can remember what I said today. I don't force you to put down your grievances with each other. I just hope you can restrain yourself for the time being. Okay, let's eat."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Ming took out a pair of silver chopsticks from his arms and began to test every dish in front of him.

Liu Wuwu went even further. He took out dozens of large and small silver needles from his arms and tested them one by one to see if they were poisonous.

Zi Yueqing's face turned dark. According to what I just said, these two guys didn't listen at all.

Zhang Er didn't care about this and started to work hard.While eating, he laughed at the two of them.

"Are you two sick? Who would poison something when eating?"

After eating less than five mouthfuls of rice, Zhang Er stupefied his head into the rice bowl in front of him.

His face turned purple, he was bleeding from all seven holes, and he was about to die.

Liu Wuwu and Ye Ming looked at each other and cursed in unison: "Beast!"

In order to save Zhang Erluzi, the two began to reconcile their accounts.

Ye Ming: "I used Poisonous Heart Grass, Nine Nether Flowers, and Huagu Pills."

Liu Wuwen: "I used the Heart-Eating Insect, the Life-Destroying Wine, and I'll give you three thousand lives and the Heart-Destroying Grass."

Ye Ming: "You beast, you actually used one more poison than me."

Liu Wuwu: "You won't accept the challenge! Believe it or not, I can crush your balls to bursting?"

Thinking of the scene of the nuclear explosion that day, Ye Ming felt a little guilty: "We are all civilized people. Don't fight at every turn. Otherwise, I will treat everyone to a cup of tea, and today's incident will never happen."

Zi Yueqing pushed back the rice in front of her and sighed softly.

"Forget it about tea. Can you two living hell kings save Junior Brother Zhang first? If it's a little later, we don't need to eat anymore. We can just eat."

......

I definitely don’t dare to drink the tea, because no one knows whether Liu Ye and the two bastards will poison the tea.

When Zhang Er woke up the next day, he burst into tears and vowed never to get close to these two bastards from now on.

Whether eating, bathing, or going to the latrine, he would never come within two feet of these two people.

If he is with them anymore, he will act like a dog.

Ye Ming and Liu Wuwu also started to eat separately in a tacit understanding, always being wary of poisoning each other.

After spending a few days peacefully, everyone arrived at Langlang Mountain.

The ruler of Langlang Mountain is named Zhu Minggan, and he is a well-known master of the distraction period.

Liu Wuwen and others had special status, so City Lord Zhu personally hosted a banquet for the four of them.

As soon as the four people came to the table, City Master Zhu immediately realized that something was wrong.

Good guys, four people are divided into three tables.

If there is a conflict between the Taixuan Saint Sect and the Blood Sea Sect, then why can Zi Yueqing, the goddess of the Taixuan Saint Sect, and Zhang Er, the true successor of the Blood Sea Sect, sit at the same table.

If there is no contradiction, how are these three tables separated?

The master of Zhucheng is an old man and understands a truth.The more you know, the quicker you die.

How can a small city lord like him interfere with the super sect's grievances?

He simply closed his eyes and pretended not to see it.

City Lord Zhu was very good at being a good person. After the banquet, he sent three stunning women to escort Zhang Erluzi and other men back to their rooms.

Along the way, these three women moved their hands and feet. It was obvious that they regarded themselves as a dish and needed to be tasted.

Ye Ming has been strictly controlled by Master Miaoyu in recent years and rarely touches other women.

For Ye Ming, the current Miaoyu Master is no more than a piece of pork.

It can be used, but it can only be used.

Now that he finally had the opportunity to meet other women, he couldn't wait to take off his pants in public.

Liu Wuyue is still ill and cannot have contact with women.But this shameless thing did not explain the reason. Instead, it gave the girl on the side a hard lesson.

From women holding up half the sky to the modern female boxing sport.It makes girls wonder if they were born in the wrong era.

The most surprising thing is Zhang Er.

The grandson first refused the girl's invitation righteously. Just when everyone thought that this guy was an outstanding young man who was clean and self-disciplined, Zhang Erzi asked for a plump girl who weighed no less than 120 pounds in front of everyone.

City Lord Zhu is also good-tempered and actually gave him a fat girl instead.

Never pity these girls.

Because they are very happy to receive these distinguished guests.Generally speaking, they will receive two rewards.

One portion is a reward from City Lord Zhu, usually ten spirit stones.

The other one is for VIP guests.The better the service, the greater the reward.

Not to mention anything else, these ten spiritual stones alone are worth 1000 taels of gold, which is approximately equivalent to more than 2000 million Chinese coins.

Almost no one can refuse the chance of a prosperous life for the rest of his life.

Worried about having a baby?

Ha ha......

If you really get pregnant, that's a big win. You won't have to worry about your food, drink, and diarrhea for at least ten lifetimes.

While Ye Ming was going crazy in the house, Liu Wuwu was not idle either.

Under the cover of darkness, he secretly moved a Type 96 122mm howitzer.The three-meter long barrel pointed at Ye Ming's bedroom.

Ye Ming, the grandson, was very cautious, and three layers of magic circles were arranged around the room.

Liu Wuwu had no way to pass through this barrier quietly, but tonight he had a chance, a chance to deal with Ye Ming's face.

After Ye Ming finished, the woman had to come out.When a woman comes out, she has to open the barrier...

Hey hey hey, isn't this opportunity coming?

Ye Ming's body is really damn good. He started exercising after dinner and didn't stop for an entire hour and a half.

Liu Wuwu was miserable outside. Not to mention the cold weather, there were all kinds of snakes, insects and ants burrowing into his pants legs.

In order not to alarm Ye Ming, Liu Wuwu did not dare to use spiritual energy to drive them away, so he could only crush them to death gently with his hands.

In order to kill Ye Ming, Liu Wuyue really committed a crime.

Just when Liu Wuwu almost gave up, a sound of complete release came from the room.

You can still vaguely hear the sound of the two getting dressed.

Woman: "The young master is so powerful, the little girl almost couldn't bear it."

Ye Ming: "Okay, take the spirit stone and roll it. I like to sleep alone."

The woman was not angry, and said goodbye to Ye Ming happily while holding the spirit stone.

coming!

Liu Wuwu hid behind the cannon and stared at Ye Ming's bedroom.As soon as the formation opened, it immediately hit Ye Ming's head.

This woman was also very strong. When she walked, her legs shook like Liu Wuwu's 90-year-old mother-in-law. She couldn't walk out of the yard without something to support her.

Ye Ming, the grandson, was so damn cautious. He spread out his spiritual sense to check before opening the formation.

The moment he opened the formation, Liu Wuwu fired.

A ray of fire mixed with a deafening roar went straight to Ye Ming's head at a speed of one kilometer per second.

At this moment, Ye Ming was sweating on his forehead and his body was cold.

There is only one idea in mind.

It's over, this time it's dead.