Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Bang!

Ma Hu and the little dragon collided with each other.

puff!The little dragon was hit so hard that he vomited blood.

This little dragon was also tough. Even after being seriously injured, he still didn't forget to attack. He fired a huge water dragon bomb at the landing little donkey.

The donkey has no wings and cannot move in mid-air.Everyone could only watch helplessly as the water hose bomb hit the little donkey.

Zi Yueqing covered her eyes, not wanting to see the scene of the little donkey being slaughtered.

Ye Ming was so proud that he could finally beat Liu Wuwu for the first time today.

Liu Wuwu was in a complicated mood.He wanted the little donkey to die, but he also didn’t want to kneel down and call Ye Ming’s father.

puff!

At this extremely critical moment, a stream of cyan gas spurted out from behind the donkey's butt.

Although the power is small, it is enough to change the direction so that it can barely dodge water bombs.

Bang!

Then there was another bang.

The little donkey let out a huge fart in the shape of a mushroom cloud, propelling its huge body into the air.

"Ouch!!!"

The little donkey roared, raised his butt and started flying.

"Puff puff puff..."

I saw that the little donkey was like a rocket running at high speed.Turning corners, turning and leaping, flying up and down.

Every time the donkey flies, a trail of yellow smoke will be left behind its butt.

Zi Yueqing was full of praise: "What a smart little donkey. This kind of flying method is simply unheard of."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to vermillion are red. Only such a powerful mount can match Senior Brother Liu."

Liu Wuwu was so happy that he beamed with joy.

"Hey~ don't praise me like this. If you want to praise me, just praise me for being handsome."

Ye Ming: "Huh, we haven't decided the winner yet. Everything is possible."

......

While everyone was praising the little donkey, they completely didn't notice that the yellow mist was slowly descending from the sky, nor did they notice that the little dragon was so dizzy from the smoke that he couldn't even maintain the most basic flight.

The first person to notice something was wrong was Zhang Er.

Being tall, he came into contact with the yellow mist immediately.

The stench of durian stuffed with stinky socks went straight to my forehead.Tears flowed from the corners of the eyes, and the nose became sore.

In an instant, Zhang Er's face became as ugly as eating shit.

"Everyone, get out of here, this fart is poisonous!"

As he spoke, the others also felt the power of this fart.

Zhang Er's unicorn horse foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.

Zi Yueqing and her nine-striped peacock's faces turned red and they desperately wanted to leave.

Liu Wuwu was even more powerful. He directly used the "Dreamland" technique to create a set of biochemical protective suits.

Among everyone, only Ye Ming was calmer.He waved his hand to clear the stench from his nose.

He mocked and said: "You are weak chickens. I have a ten thousand year sacred bone that is immune to all poisons!"

It's a pity that Ye Ming didn't stay arrogant for long.Just when he was feeling proud, a drop of warmth hit his forehead.Subconsciously touching it with his hand, the fishy smell almost made him vomit.

Ye Ming looked up curiously, and a burst of "raindrops" directly gave him a shower.

Ye Ming was so angry that his brain was about to explode.

"Liu Wuwu, I'm going to fuck you, uncle! You poor ass has diarrhea!!!"

Ye Ming's voice broke with this scream.It can be seen how much damage this flying thing caused to his soul.

There is an old saying that goes well.

Never believe any bullshit when you have diarrhea.

The little donkey is more ruthless.

He doesn't have diarrhea, but he farts a lot.

Now that the gas is gone, don’t we have to spray liquid?

Liu Wuwu recalled that this was the second time he had seen such a tragic scene.

The last time was on the first day of the Lunar New Year when Liu Wuyou was eight years old.He and his best friend Xiaojie carried a [-]-ring firecracker and threw it into the village's public hut.

There were thunderbolts and explosions... What should I say about that scene?

Have you ever heard of the word "atomization"?

It uses heating or high-speed airflow to disperse liquid water into mist.

But have you ever heard of an example of atomizing shit?

But on that day, eight-year-old Liu Wuwu and his old friend completed such a scientific miracle.

Good guy, the public toilets after the bombing were filled with mist, making them look like a paradise on earth.

The village chief inside was so bombed that even her own mother could not recognize her.

After this incident, Liu Wuyou and Lao Tie agreed to take half a year's sick leave.

The fog is as heavy today as it was then.

This situation actually made Liu Wuwu feel a little homesick.

Memories actually have flavor.

......

"Don't even think about getting a spiritual stone from my hand."

In a spring, Ye Ming roared at the naked Liu Wuwu.

The dog's day is endless.Even if you let me get covered in shit, you actually dare to ask me for a spiritual stone.

If I really gave this spirit stone, wouldn’t I, Ye Ming, be a pure and resentful person?

Liu Wuwu smiled slightly.

"Grandson, I knew you would default on your debt. Did you think I wouldn't hold anything back?"

Ye Ming showed disdain.

"I, Ye Ming, have always been honest and upright in my work. What can I do to hold you accountable?"

Liu Wuwu smiled and pointed at Ye Ming's right hand: "Brother, where is your ring?"

Ye Ming covered his right hand in a panic.

"This... I put the Ming Ring in the sect and I didn't wear it."

Liu Wuwu smiled, obviously taking Ye Ming's words as farts.

Liu Wuwen explained to himself: "Yes, Mr. Ming was removed from the Ten Clan of Yao Valley. But being removed does not mean that people from the Ten Clan of Yao Valley can be killed at will."

At this time, Ye Ming's face had become extremely ugly, but Liu Wuwu had no intention of letting him go.

"Conspirate to kill the master and seize the master's wife. Tsk tsk...Ye Ming, you are really not afraid of death at all."

Ye Ming: "Okay, stop talking. Can't you do it if I give you the spirit stone?"

Although the money was given, Ye Ming's desire to kill Liu Wuwen became even stronger.

This grandson of Liu Wuyou knows too much and must deal with it as soon as possible.

Thinking of this, Ye Ming stood up and left the spring.And took the opportunity to secretly put a green pill into the spring water.

This pill is the soul-breaking pill, one of the top ten poisonous pills in Yao Valley.

This pill does not need to be eaten. As long as it comes into contact with the skin, it will be poisoned and die within three days.

Dare to threaten me?Liu Wuwu, you must die today.

Suppressing the smile on his face, Ye Ming went to get the clothes from the bank.After only taking three steps, his legs gave out and he fell to the ground with a thud.

Ye Ming's head was dizzy, his whole body was twitching, and he couldn't help foaming at the mouth.

Ye Ming was not a fool. He understood something instantly and turned around to curse Liu Wuwu.

"You are so stupid Liu Wuwu, you actually poisoned me."

Liu Wuwen: "Hahaha, Ye Ming, this is one of the most powerful poisons in the Blood Sea Sect. You will fall in three steps. If you dare to take a bath with me, I don't know if you are too naive or think that the knife I use to kill is blunt... .vomit......"

Halfway through his words, Liu Wuwu was spitting out blood.

"Fuck! Ye Ming, you insidious beast. Did you fucking poison me too?"

......

Ye Ming and Liu Wuwu deserved it.The most pitiful person was Zhang Er who was taking a bath with them.

Grandma has legs.It was just a simple bath, but he was hit by the strange poison twice in a row.

You must never get close to these enemies in the future, otherwise you don’t know how you will die.