Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"I was born into a wealthy family. I have stretched out my hands since I was little and opened my mouth for rice. Before I was 20 years old, I always thought that rice grew in the rice vat in the kitchen. Now, you actually ask me to cook?"

Elder Liu rolled up his sleeves and looked at Liu Wuwu with a wicked smile.

"Liu Shenzi. If you dare to die, I will dare to bury you. Today, I will cook for the first time and let you have a taste of my cooking."

After that, Elder Liu picked up a cucumber and two eggs and rushed to the kitchen.

"No, please don't. Elder Liu...Uncle Liu, can't I call you uncle? Just think what I just said was fart. Please forgive me and don't enter the kitchen." "

Liu Wuyou was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he pulled Elder Liu's sleeves to prevent him from entering the kitchen.

What is the difference between asking a person who has never cooked to prepare a banquet and asking a person holding a torch to enter the powder magazine?

In his previous life, Liu Wuwu was born in a rural area, and his father had always been the cook at home.

Once, Xiaoliu insisted on eating the food cooked by her mother.After a lot of crying.Under her father's worried eyes, Liu's mother rushed into the kitchen with excitement.

A simple lunch, but Liu Wuyuan still can't help but shudder when he thinks about it.

There were only two dishes for that lunch, one sweet and sour fish and one scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

But just these two simple dishes made Liu's father squat in a manhole for three hours, made Xiao Liu Wuwu hang in the hospital for three days, and even made the Liu family's pet dog Huzi, who even eats feces, run away from home. A whole week.

Having experienced wind and rain, he naturally knows the pain of not having an umbrella. How can Liu Wuwu, who has tasted his mother's cooking skills, dare to let a newcomer like Elder Liu enter the kitchen?

You need a chef like him to get in.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Liu Wuyang raised this matter, he was jointly opposed by Elder Liu and Twelve.

Just kidding, the hardness of the shit-like steamed buns made by Liu Wuwu is comparable to a magic weapon.What's the difference between letting him into the kitchen and committing suicide?

"When will the chefs in the Neimen Canteen start working?"

Seeing that it was already broad daylight, Liu Wuyue thought of an impossible solution.

Elder Liu shook his head: "The chefs in the cafeteria are all mortals. You also know the rules in the sect. Mortals are not allowed to stay overnight in the sect. Most of them come after Chen hour."

Liu Wuwen: "Chenshi...it's not after nine o'clock. By the time they come, the day lilies will be cold. Hey... Speaking of day lilies, why don't we make cucumbers."

Elder Liu: "???"

How did Liu Shenzi associate cucumbers with day lilies? Is it because they both have the surname Huang?

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When we first entered, guests came one after another.

As there were more people, the Liu family yard gradually became lively.

There are a lot of bastards in Xuehaimen, and most of the bastards are social cows.These people didn't need to be greeted by Liu Wuwu and started playing around on their own.

Before the meal, Liu Wuyou prepared snacks and a large bowl of white flour steamed buns for each table.

Everyone didn't know why, but they didn't dare to ask any more questions due to Liu Wuwu's identity.

Seeing that people were almost here, Liu Wuwu waved his hand and asked people to serve the food.

The first dish is cucumber.

The second dish is tomatoes.

The third dish is lettuce…

At first, everyone didn't think anything of it. After all, it's the same as any banquet. The appetizers are just appetizers.

But when the fourth dish of raw eggplant was served, some people began to realize that something was wrong.

After the eggplant, garlic, leek, green onion, pumpkin, celery are served...

There are a total of eighteen kinds of dishes, a large green area.

Everyone stared at each other, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Wow......"

The sudden cry broke the eerie silence.

Everyone at the banquet was whispering.

"This dish is a bit overpriced, but there's no need for a grown man to cry like this, right?"

"He's not crying because of his dishonesty. Elder Niu, please take a closer look and see who the crying person is."

Another elder interjected.

"Isn't it Manager Zhang from the outer sect? Does he have any gossip?"

"Hehehehe... You may not be familiar with Manager Zhang. But you must have heard of his wife. She is Pan Lianlian, known as the "Blood Sea Chen Qianer"."

As soon as the three words Pan Lianlian came out, all the bastards looked like they suddenly realized something.

"It turns out it was Pan Lianlian who cuckolded her husband three times in January, so this will be explained."

"No wonder Steward Zhang hugged his head and cried when he saw the green on the table. It turned out that he was thinking of something sad. But how did Steward Zhang offend Liu Shenzi? What he did was really heartbreaking, cruel and poisonous."

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"Do you know Chen Qian'er from the Taixuan Sect? Tell me, how is she...?"

At some point, Liu Wuwu appeared behind the melon-eaters.

In the original work, Chen Qian'er should be dominating the Taixuan Sect at this time, but this is obviously not the case in reality.

Everyone was startled by the sudden appearance of Liu Wuwu, and they all shut up and did not dare to speak.

Liu Wuwu pointed at a young man among the crowd and asked, "Junior Brother Song, tell me."

Junior Brother Song was just a small outer disciple. When he saw Liu Shenzi asking questions, he quickly stood up and saluted.

"Hui Liu Shenzi, I just heard about it and am not sure whether it is true or not."

Liu Wuwu frowned.

"It's okay, let's hear it."

Junior Brother Song: "This Chen Qian'er was originally the concubine of Ye Ming, the sage of Taixuan Saint Sect. The past few years were fine, and she lived a good life with fine clothes and fine food."

"But Ye Ming's grandson seems to have a serious illness. He treats other concubines well, but he only likes to beat Chen Qianer, and often beats her for no reason. It is said that the most severe beating made Miss Chen blind in her left eye. Although Later, medication restored my vision, but it still left horrific scars on my face.”

"Forget about the beatings, Ye Ming, this beast, has repeatedly given Chen Qian'er rewards to his subordinates for fun. There are only water-carrying servants, grooms, night-scented servants..."

"It seems that in Ye Zhusheng's eyes, Chen Qian'er is like a chamber pot that anyone can use. There are even rumors that even the immortal beasts of Taixuan Saint Sect... Uncle Liu, why are you pulling on my sleeves? ?I’m getting to the highlight.”

Junior Brother Song was eloquent and boastful when he was forcibly interrupted by Elder Liu who was at the same table.

Facing Junior Brother Song's inquiry, Elder Liu did not explain, but secretly pointed at Liu Wuwu.

Good guy, Liu Wuwulian was as black as the bottom of a pot at this time, and the wooden tray in his hand made a crunching sound.

This is the prelude to taking action!

Junior Brother Song quickly apologized: "Liu Shenzi, I'm sorry, I...did I say the wrong thing?"

call......

Liu Wuwu took a long breath and suppressed the anger in his heart.He glanced at the people on the table and said calmly: "Don't you think the food is too vegetarian? I'm going to get you some fried chicken right now."

Liu Wuwu turned around and was about to leave. Just as everyone heaved a sigh of relief, Liu Wuwu suddenly turned to stare at Junior Brother Song and said calmly:

"Let me tell you something, Chen Qian'er is my ex-fiancée. Keep your mouth shut, you will treat her as dead from now on."