Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

The reason why Liu Wuwu spends money so lavishly is also very simple, because his enemy is the protagonist Ye Ming.

Liu Wuwu was born in the 20s during his lifetime, and he was also a senior novel fan before he was [-] years old.

From Zhongyuan Wubai to Jiuzi, I have read almost all of their books Liu Wuwu.

These web articles all have one thing in common: the protagonist must be awesome and the protagonist’s enemy must die.And it's best to be cut into pieces without a burial place.

This is the basic routine of online writing.

Liu Wuwu was just a little waiter during his lifetime, and he was not an innovative person, so he followed this routine when writing books.

This book "Long Aotian's Harem Group" is particularly outstanding in this aspect.As long as they are Ye Ming's enemies, they will basically not survive more than three chapters.

The more enjoyable I was writing at that time, the more Liu Wuwen was afraid that he would not see the sun tomorrow morning.

It's not that Liu Wuwu is timid, it's that Ye Ming's halo as the protagonist is too buggy.

In order to increase the fun, Ye Ming’s enemies’ death methods are colorful and varied.

Some were frightened to death, some choked to death after drinking cold water, some fell into the latrine to death, and some were kicked to death by fat women...

In short, offending Ye Ming is equivalent to half of the body entering the Palace of Hell, and the only fate is death.

Despite Liu Wuwu's calm appearance, he looked like he was fine.In fact, he was so scared that he often had trouble sleeping at night.

I had nightmares all night long. Whenever I closed my eyes, I would see Ye Ming walking towards him with a cockroach in his left hand and a toad in his right hand with a sinister look on his face.

Don't ask, what you need to ask is that these three things are the things Liu Wuwu is most afraid of.

Originally, Liu Wuwu was only afraid of the dense cockroaches and lazy toads. Now, Ye Ming is added to the list. It can be seen that Ye Ming is Liu Wuwu's obsession.

As the old saying goes, if you don't spend money, you are a bastard.Liu Wuyue was not sure whether he could survive until tomorrow, and he couldn't make enough money.

It is completely normal to stew all kinds of natural and earthly treasures in one pot. It is not outrageous to buy two bowls of soy milk and drink one bowl and pour another bowl.

What I ate was dragon liver and phoenix marrow, and what I drank was fine wine.Only buy the most expensive, not the best.

Spending money is fun, but being in debt can be a bit uncomfortable.Recently, the dragon urine business has stabilized, but Liu Wuyue's money has been growing endlessly.

By accident, he ended up in debt.

In order to pay off the debt, this golden elixir banquet was held.

Unfortunately, this explanation was a bit too nonsense, so Liu Wuyue could only explain vaguely that he likes to spend money.

As for Long Xiaorou saying she wanted to marry him, Liu Wuyuan naturally pretended not to hear it.

Just kidding, Long Xiaorou’s nickname is the Queen of Exploded Eggs.If he makes her unhappy one day, the happiness of his lower body will be completely ruined.

Although Long Xiaorou and Long Zizai both looked down on Liu Wuwu, an upstart, they still agreed to attend tomorrow's Golden Elixir Banquet out of politeness.

After seeing the two of them off happily, Liu Wuwu turned around and knocked on the neighbor's door.

"Elder Liu, is Elder Liu at home? Stop hiding. You have to come to the Golden elixir banquet tomorrow, or you have to come if you don't. If you don't come, I will report you to the sect leader."

A rather disdainful voice came from behind the door: "Huh, I'm doing a good job. I'm not afraid of you complaining."

Liu Wuyue: "Huh, I don't know, can't you make it up now? I remember that Elder Liu is in charge of the inner kitchen. I can spread rumors that you get kickbacks when you buy vegetables and meat, pass off inferior goods as good ones, and even cook while cooking." Spit in it... Haha, what stands out about me as a dying person is that I am shameless, what can you do to me?"

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There was the sound of a wooden chair being smashed to pieces from behind the door, followed by an angry curse with gnashed teeth.

"Liu Wuwu, you are shameless."

Liu Wuwu smiled slightly: "Tomorrow, I will greet Elder Liu in the courtyard."

After that, Liu Wuwu turned around and went to another house.

......

"This bastard!"

Long Zizai was a man with great supernatural powers, and he could clearly see Liu Wuwu's every move.

Seeing this, Long Xiaorou quickly comforted him: "Sect Master, don't be angry. Liu Shenzi has a weird temper, but which genius is not a bit eccentric? Compared with the Taixuan Saint Sect, Liu Shenzi is simply a saint. "

Long Zi looked at Long Xiaorou with a strange expression.

"Girl, there's something wrong with you. If your past temper had been allowed, Liu Wuyang would have stayed in bed for at least ten days and a half. But you are still speaking for him now. You shouldn't... like him, right? "

Long Xiaorou's face suddenly turned red, and she explained hurriedly: "Master Sect Master, you...don't talk nonsense. I just admire his talent. As soon as he broke through the golden elixir, he could withstand my attack." A full blow. Such a genius... no, this kind of monster that transcends cognition can gain the respect of anyone."

"What!!! Liu Wuwu can actually take your full blow?"

Long Zizai, who had always been calm, was astonished as if he had seen a ghost.

Who is Long Xiaorou?

The Saintess of the Blood Sea Sect is a direct descendant of the Long family, and her bloodline is extremely pure.The technique he has practiced since he was a child is the Blood Sea Divine Technique, the top heaven-level technique in the world.

Talent, resources, hard work, Long Xiaorou has everything.

Long Zizai used to live in the Central Continent.He could pat his chest and say that even in the Central Continent, Long Xiaorou's combat power would rank among the top ten of her generation.

Don't look at the fact that Long Xiaorou's superficial cultivation is only at the early stage of Nascent Soul.But if she really puts her life on the line, she can fight back in the middle stage of Nascent Soul, and she won't be afraid in the later stage of Nascent Soul.

Even if such a genius's full blow didn't kill Liu Wuwu in the early stage of the Golden Core.

After being beaten, Liu Wuyou could still go around extorting money like a normal person?

Could this Liu Wuyuan be the reincarnation of a bastard?Otherwise, how could it be possible to have such a heaven-defying defense.

After a long time, Sect Master Long sighed: "It seems that Liu Wuyuan is hiding something secret, and we have to force him again. Alas... he is really lazy and can't turn around."

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Early the next morning, Liu Wuwu, who was so impatient that he was sweating profusely, took Twelve to the inner gate cafeteria.

Also coming with them was Elder Liu, the kitchen steward with messy hair.

Elder Liu opened the door of the back kitchen and warehouse while cursing: "Liu Wuwen, are you sick? Grandma, you smashed the door of my house before the time came. Being a neighbor with someone like you has really ruined my life for eight lifetimes. mold."

Liu Wuyuan explained apologetically: "I can't help it. I just remembered last night that I hadn't prepared the food and drinks for the Golden Elixir Banquet. If Twelve hadn't stopped me, I would have gone to see you last night."

Elder Liu: "What! You didn't prepare any food! Darling, you are definitely a talent. You don't even want to eat a mouthful of food for others, you just want to get red envelopes from others. You are so busy hosting a golden elixir banquet. Got robbed."

Liu Wuyang also didn't expect that this insulting person named Liu would keep doing the same thing.Not caring about the embarrassment, I could only urge: "Elder Liu, hurry up. I will need your help with the cooking later."

Elder Liu: "What the hell??? I want to help you cook!"