Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Hey, isn't this Elder Liu? Have you eaten? No? Great, I'm holding a golden elixir banquet in the yard, let's have a good get-together."

"Hello, Senior Brother Zhu. What, have you eaten? It's okay, just give me the red envelope."

"Junior Brother Wang, please don't run away! I just want to treat you to dinner. What? My wife is giving birth to a baby at home. This is really an emergency. Hurry, give me the red envelope first..."

......

Twelve was dumbfounded. This was the first time she had seen such a treat.Walking on the road, whoever you catch counts.

From the elders of the sect to the disciples of the outer sect.As far as the eye could see, no one could escape Liu Wuwu's vicious hands.

At first, Liu Wuwu was restrained and only arrested people on the road.

Later, perhaps because he disliked the lack of people on the street or was dissatisfied that the people on the road were too poor, Liu Wuwu directly went to other people's houses to "invite" them.

Everyone is a decent person. If you want to come in and ask to see the host, you will first hand over a greeting card. Only after the host agrees will you enter the door openly.

Liu Wuyou felt it was troublesome, so he kicked open the door and barged in.

"Senior Brother Zhang, you are taking a nap. I will hold a golden elixir banquet tomorrow, so please be sure to show your respect."

"Elder Zhu, why are you beating your child? Beat him hard, otherwise he won't be successful. I will hold a golden elixir banquet tomorrow, will you come?"

"Elder Liu is peeing. Do you have kidney failure? You have peed on your feet. Tomorrow I...don't be angry! Don't forget to attend my Golden Elixir Banquet."

"Senior Sister Zhang, Senior Brother Song... Why are you two not wearing clothes in broad daylight? What should you do if you catch a cold? You should say it or not, Senior Sister, your legs are really white. Don't do anything... I Can’t you just leave?”

......

At first, everyone tried their best to restrain themselves because of Liu Wuwu's identity as the son of God.But as Liu Wuwen went too far, everyone finally broke out.

Someone who was stronger than Liu Wuwu set up a barrier directly at the door to prevent him from entering.

Those who were weaker than Liu Wuwu also hung signs at the door.

Submit a letter: The master is dead, I have something to do to burn the paper.

Seeing this scene, Liu Wuyouqi cursed loudly: "The world is really hot and cold, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be. I just want to treat everyone to a meal, do I need to be so cruel?"

Immediately, Liu Wuwu turned his gaze to Twelve, who was rolling his eyes.

"Girl, we won't invite these irrelevant white-eyed wolves. Let's invite our relatives and friends."

Twelve nodded subconsciously, but she hesitated midway through.

"Sir, do you have any friends in the Blood Sea Sect?"

When Liu Wuyuan heard this, he immediately pointed his hair up and his face turned pale with anger.

"What are you talking nonsense about? Young Master, I have friends all over the world, and people give me the nickname Blood Sea Mengchangjun. I am not bragging, I have so many friends that I can line up from the Blood Sea Gate to Dugu City."

Twelve: "What about?"

Liu Wuwu: "Uh...Long Xiaorou."

Twelve nodded: "What else?"

Liu Wuwu: "And...you."

Twelve smiled sweetly and said nothing.

"..."

Big eyes stared at small eyes, and after a long silence, Liu Wuwu gave up.

"Okay, I admit it. I only have two friends in the Blood Sea Gate. Well... I make friends not for quantity but for quality."

"Although Long Xiaorou is a bit perverted and likes to pinch men's balls, she is also a saint, a real genius."

"As for you..."

Liu Wuwu glanced at Twelve.

The anticipation in Twelve's eyes almost overflowed, and three words "Hurry up and praise me" were written all over his face.

Liu Wuwu: "You... you are very beautiful."

Twelve's eyes were full of little stars: "Yeah, yeah, what else?"

Liu Wuwu scratched his head anxiously, trying hard to recall the advantages of Twelve.

He's a mess at housework, has average talent, doesn't like to practice, and snores when sleeping... Apart from being a kind-hearted person, Twelve doesn't really seem to have any good qualities.

There was no other way, Liu Wuwu could only talk nonsense: "And you are a woman..."

"female?"

The smile on Twelve's face dissipated at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Seeing this, Liu Wuyou became anxious and quickly defended: "The greatest advantage of women is that they can give birth to big fat boys. Sect Master Long is so awesome. No matter how powerful he is, he can't give birth to children."

As soon as he said this, Liu Wuwu immediately regretted it.

This seems to be a bit teasing Twelve, don't annoy Twelve.

Liu Wuyou glanced guiltily and found that twelve pairs of eyes were as happy as the crescent moon.

Uh... I'm afraid this girl is stupid. What's so exciting about this?No matter what, it's still important to earn red envelopes.

This time, Liu Wuwu came to Long Xiaorou's house.

Liu Wuwu remained stubborn, kicked open the door of Long Mansion, and walked into Long Xiaorou's boudoir.

The room was filled with mist.

Liu Wuwu sighed that Long Xiaorou was really perverted and actually liked this kind of tune, while he stretched his neck to look everywhere.

"Is the Dragon Saint here? I am Liu Wuwu."

Listening carefully, the sound of rushing water came from the clouds and mist.

Xun Sheng touched it and seemed to have touched a wooden barrel.

If you look closely, you will see that the inside of the bucket is alluringly white.

"Fuck, it's so big and white!"

what! ! !

A piercing scream sounded, and Liu Wuwu flew backwards like a cannonball.

Flying out immediately after was Long Xiaorou, wearing a bath towel and her face flushed.

"You bastard, you dare to peek at me taking a shower. I have to castrate you today."

Liu Wuwu grabbed Twelve, who was still in a daze, and ran away like a bereaved dog.

"Senior sister, I was wrong! I just wanted to invite you to my Golden Elixir Banquet, and I never meant to be frivolous towards you."

Long Xiaorou: "Fart, the Blood Sea Sect doesn't have the tradition of holding a golden elixir banquet. Can you write a more decent story?"

Liu Wuwu: "Okay, I'll be honest. Money has been a little tight lately, and I just want to collect some red envelopes."

Long Xiaorou was furious: "You shameless bitch. Not only did you peek at me bathing, but you actually dared to care about my spirit stone? Believe it or not, I will crush your balls right now."

Liu Wuwu's lower body felt cold and he ran faster.

Glancing back, I saw that Long Xiaorou was flying closer and closer.I was so anxious that I hurriedly shouted:

"Senior sister, please stop chasing me. You were not wearing any underwear under your towel. When I looked up, I saw everything."

Long Xiaorou's face suddenly turned red, like a hairy crab that had just come out of the pot.

Without saying a word, he immediately landed on the ground holding a towel.At the same time, he yelled at Liu Wuwu: "You bastard, you are dead. If I don't crush you to death today, I will have the same surname as you."

......

This chase and killing scene caused a lot of excitement in the bloody sea gate.Countless melon-eaters came out to watch the show, carrying melon and fruit snacks and carrying small benches.

"Who are the two people in front of you, who dare to cause trouble in the sect?"

"Hehehe, Dragon Saint is chasing Liu Shenzi. These two are really big guys. Even if they demolish the Blood Sea Gate, no one will care."

"What kind of grudge do they have against each other, and they actually resorted to such a deadly attack?"

"Bah, Liu Shenzi is such a pervert. He actually peeped at the Dragon Saint while taking a bath. He deserves to be hunted down."

"Let me go... Liu Shenzi is really fierce. Last year, a new disciple who was ignorant blew a rogue whistle at the Dragon Saint. His two balls were torn off on the spot. That scene. .....Tsk, tsk, it’s too bloody and cruel.”

"I'm afraid that Liu Shenzi will lose both his balls this time. The Blood Sea Sect's Shenzi is actually a eunuch? It's really embarrassing."

"Humph, this bastard Liu Wuyou deserves it. This morning, this pervert actually peeked at me peeing. I was so scared that I am still leaking urine. It is really unworthy of a man. Hey... don't leave. Ah, I just leaked a few drops, and I don’t smell like urine.”