Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 57 Jindan Banquet
"Today is a good day. Everything you want can come true. Nothing can stop me from my yearning for freedom..."
Liu Wuwu was humming a tune randomly while tidying up.
It has been a double blessing recently.Not to mention breaking through the golden elixir, the sect rewarded Liu Wuwu by giving him half a year of paid leave.
You heard it right, this is half a year's paid leave.
Although Liu Wuwu was a freelancer in his previous life, who can understand the suffering of an Internet writer?
In order to earn a mere few hundred yuan for perfect attendance, I have to upload at least four thousand words every day.
When the results are good, the editor will ask for additional updates, and when the results are not good, the editor will also ask for additional updates.Additional updates are required for the Dragon Boat Festival, additional updates are required for the Mid-Autumn Festival, additional updates are required for Valentine's Day, and additional updates are required for the Spring Festival...
The most egregious one was when a reader asked for an extra update during the Qingming Festival.
The reason given was that he and his great-grandfather were chasing Liu Wuwu's book.Ask Liu Wuwu to write a few more chapters and burn them together for great-grandfather...
While others are enjoying their families, Liu Wuwu is coding day and night.
Have a holiday?Internet writers simply don’t deserve such lofty vocabulary.
How could he not be happy when a windfall came from heaven and a half-year vacation fell on Liu Wuwu?
Before he had packed his luggage, Liu Wuyue had already made arrangements for his vacation.
First, go back and consummate the marriage.
Don't call Liu Wuyuan obscene, he is just an ordinary man and needs companionship.
Liu Wuwu had a girlfriend in his previous life. She was quite ordinary but had a princess syndrome, and she was obsessed with Liu Wuwu all day long.
Just open your mouth,
"I am responsible for looking beautiful, and you are responsible for making money to support the family."
"Isn't it just costing you some money? Why don't I spend other people's money? It's not because I love you."
"Love requires a sense of ritual. If you don't cherish me, I will marry the rich second generation."
"You actually reasoned with me. Do you not love me anymore?"
......
At that time, Liu Wuwu seemed to be possessed by a demon, and he actually believed these lies.
There are 360 and five days in a year.Various anniversaries, Spring Festival, Valentine's Day and even Children's Day add up to at least more than 100 days.
Every time these days, Liu Wuwu has to send red envelopes and gifts to his ex-girlfriend.
Until one day, Liu Wuwu accidentally saw the chat history of his ex-girlfriend.
The content is both exciting and tacky.The ex-girlfriend called Liu Wuwu a licker and a spare tire.He also gave all of Liu Wuwu’s hard-earned royalties to the dog man opposite.
Forget all that, what Liu Wuwu couldn't accept the most was that the dog man was a spirited young man with big arms, a tongue piercing, and yellow hair.
Liu Wuxian felt greatly insulted that he would rather choose this kind of second-rate young man than himself.
After his ex-girlfriend left, Liu Wuwu's writing style changed drastically.
Before, I wrote novels about immortals traveling around the world with swords, and after that, I wrote novels about Long Aotian's harem.
I never expected that harem novels would be quite popular.In less than two years, Liu Wuwei’s monthly income reached over [-] yuan.
Although it is still a bust, it is still a bust worth over [-] yuan.
During this period, his ex-girlfriend came to see him once with a pregnant belly.Shamelessly begging for reconciliation, in the name of giving Liu Wuyuan another chance to love her.
Instead of being angry, Liu Wuyue gave his ex-girlfriend 5000 yuan to have an abortion.
Seeing his ex-girlfriend with a big belly but still looking aloof, Liu Wuwu finally wanted to understand one thing.
It's not that he is inferior to that dog man, but that her ex-girlfriend is trash.
A trashy girl and a trashy guy are a match made in heaven.
Now that I have traveled to another world for two or three years, it is time to find a girlfriend again.
No, Liu Wuwu doesn't need a girlfriend, he already has three wives.They are Bai Ruoshui, Huang Ningxiang and Ye Mengmeng.
He was most familiar with Bai Ruoshui. He was good-looking but a bit naive.There are no major drawbacks other than the possibility of bad luck.
Huang Ningxiang, I have seen her several times in my memory.A soft, sweet and quiet girl.The rest is unimpressive.
As for Ye Mengmeng...
Never seen it, not familiar with it.
But she is Ye Ming's biological sister.Although Ye Ming is a dog-like thing, his skin is indeed first-class.Presumably Ye Mengmeng's appearance will not be much different.
Having three beautiful wives all at once is a bit exciting just thinking about it.
"Sir, why are you giggling? Your mouth is watering."
Twelve, who was helping Ye Ming pack his luggage, looked at Liu Wuwu with contempt.
Liu Wuwu wiped his saliva without trace, and became a little angry.
"Children, please don't ask questions about adult matters. By the way, how are the things I asked you to arrange?"
Twelve curled his lips, unhappiness written all over his face.
"I went to apply for a venue, but the person in charge didn't approve it at all."
While complaining, Twelve imitated the other person's appearance.He held his head high, looking like a villain who was successful.
"I don't care about any bullshit, the Holy Son of God. It's just a golden elixir breakthrough. Even the dogs in our Blood Sea Sect are at the golden elixir stage. Why do you still want to throw a big banquet? Is he a big face?"
Liu Wuwen's anger suddenly emerged. This is really not treating the Son of God as a cadre!
If we don't take care of this Yakuza today, Liu Wuwu will no longer have to hang out in the Blood Sea Sect in the future.
"Twelve, lead the way. I'm going to meet this bastard who looks down on others."
Liu Wuwen walked to the door, but found that Twelve was motionless and showed no intention of leaving.
"Girl, why don't you leave?"
Twelve faint voices came: "Song Guanshi Yuan Ying's late cultivation, are you sure you want to find him?"
Uh......
This is a little embarrassing.
In the Jindan period, he went to settle accounts with Yuanying in the later stage?He is not Ye Ming, who has the aura of the protagonist, so he cannot do such a stupid thing.
Fortunately, Liu Wuwu was also shameless. In order to cover up his embarrassment, he immediately defended with a straight face: "Forget it, I am a dignified son of the Blood Sea Sect, how can I argue with such a small person? The sect does not provide a venue, I am in my own yard Can you invite a few tables to the head office?"
Twelve didn't understand Liu Wuwu's persistence very much: "Sir, why don't you forget about it. Why do you have to hold this golden elixir banquet?"
"Nonsense, if I don't treat everyone to dinner, how can I receive the red envelope?"
twelve:"......"
How could the majestic Son of the Blood Sea Sect say such shameless words without blushing or heart beating?
There were only a few tables, and Liu Wuwu was too lazy to send out invitations, so he took Twelve to invite people in person.
Just after leaving the courtyard, the two met Elder Tie Xiong Tie who was leading the new disciples to find their way.
Although Tie Xiong is an elder of the outer sect, his current status is far inferior to that of Liu Wuwu.Seeing Liu Wuwu, he quickly stepped forward and bowed to Liu Wuwu.
"My subordinates have met Liu Shenzi."
Liu Wuwu: "What? You actually know that I have broken through to the golden elixir stage. It's a fluke, it's just a fluke."
Tie Xiong was confused: "Liu Shenzi, what are you talking about?"
Liu Wuwu: "Elder Tie wants to attend my Golden Elixir Banquet? That's great, I welcome you very much."
Iron Bear: "What kind of golden elixir banquet?"
Liu Wuwen: "You want to give me a big red envelope? Elder Tie is so kind. I'll just thank you first."
Iron Bear: "..."
......
After some extreme push and pull, the two reached a deal.
Tie Xiong attended Liu Wuwu's golden elixir banquet and wanted to give him a big red envelope of one hundred spirit stones.
Liu Wuwu wrote a bad check to Tie Xiong.When he becomes the leader of the Blood Sea Sect, he will make Tie Xiong the leader of the Eight Peaks.
Liu Wuwu left with satisfaction.
The new disciple following Tie Xiong could not help but be curious and asked: "Elder Tie, was that the Son of God from our Blood Sea Sect just now?"
The tone was full of doubt.
Iron Bear covered his head in shame.
"What a sin!"
Just as the new disciple was considering whether to exit the Blood Sea Sect, a figure appeared behind him.
"What's your last name, little brother?"
Looking back, it was Liu Wuwu who had left and returned.
The new disciple was startled and saluted Liu Wuwu in panic.
"Hui Shen Zi, I am rich."
Liu Wuwu's eyes shone.
"Really rich? What a good name. It sounds like someone who has been taken advantage of... No, it sounds like a young master from a wealthy family. Mr. Zhen, are you interested in attending my Golden Elixir Banquet?"
Zhen Youqian cried sadly: "Do I have a choice?"
Liu Wuwu was humming a tune randomly while tidying up.
It has been a double blessing recently.Not to mention breaking through the golden elixir, the sect rewarded Liu Wuwu by giving him half a year of paid leave.
You heard it right, this is half a year's paid leave.
Although Liu Wuwu was a freelancer in his previous life, who can understand the suffering of an Internet writer?
In order to earn a mere few hundred yuan for perfect attendance, I have to upload at least four thousand words every day.
When the results are good, the editor will ask for additional updates, and when the results are not good, the editor will also ask for additional updates.Additional updates are required for the Dragon Boat Festival, additional updates are required for the Mid-Autumn Festival, additional updates are required for Valentine's Day, and additional updates are required for the Spring Festival...
The most egregious one was when a reader asked for an extra update during the Qingming Festival.
The reason given was that he and his great-grandfather were chasing Liu Wuwu's book.Ask Liu Wuwu to write a few more chapters and burn them together for great-grandfather...
While others are enjoying their families, Liu Wuwu is coding day and night.
Have a holiday?Internet writers simply don’t deserve such lofty vocabulary.
How could he not be happy when a windfall came from heaven and a half-year vacation fell on Liu Wuwu?
Before he had packed his luggage, Liu Wuyue had already made arrangements for his vacation.
First, go back and consummate the marriage.
Don't call Liu Wuyuan obscene, he is just an ordinary man and needs companionship.
Liu Wuwu had a girlfriend in his previous life. She was quite ordinary but had a princess syndrome, and she was obsessed with Liu Wuwu all day long.
Just open your mouth,
"I am responsible for looking beautiful, and you are responsible for making money to support the family."
"Isn't it just costing you some money? Why don't I spend other people's money? It's not because I love you."
"Love requires a sense of ritual. If you don't cherish me, I will marry the rich second generation."
"You actually reasoned with me. Do you not love me anymore?"
......
At that time, Liu Wuwu seemed to be possessed by a demon, and he actually believed these lies.
There are 360 and five days in a year.Various anniversaries, Spring Festival, Valentine's Day and even Children's Day add up to at least more than 100 days.
Every time these days, Liu Wuwu has to send red envelopes and gifts to his ex-girlfriend.
Until one day, Liu Wuwu accidentally saw the chat history of his ex-girlfriend.
The content is both exciting and tacky.The ex-girlfriend called Liu Wuwu a licker and a spare tire.He also gave all of Liu Wuwu’s hard-earned royalties to the dog man opposite.
Forget all that, what Liu Wuwu couldn't accept the most was that the dog man was a spirited young man with big arms, a tongue piercing, and yellow hair.
Liu Wuxian felt greatly insulted that he would rather choose this kind of second-rate young man than himself.
After his ex-girlfriend left, Liu Wuwu's writing style changed drastically.
Before, I wrote novels about immortals traveling around the world with swords, and after that, I wrote novels about Long Aotian's harem.
I never expected that harem novels would be quite popular.In less than two years, Liu Wuwei’s monthly income reached over [-] yuan.
Although it is still a bust, it is still a bust worth over [-] yuan.
During this period, his ex-girlfriend came to see him once with a pregnant belly.Shamelessly begging for reconciliation, in the name of giving Liu Wuyuan another chance to love her.
Instead of being angry, Liu Wuyue gave his ex-girlfriend 5000 yuan to have an abortion.
Seeing his ex-girlfriend with a big belly but still looking aloof, Liu Wuwu finally wanted to understand one thing.
It's not that he is inferior to that dog man, but that her ex-girlfriend is trash.
A trashy girl and a trashy guy are a match made in heaven.
Now that I have traveled to another world for two or three years, it is time to find a girlfriend again.
No, Liu Wuwu doesn't need a girlfriend, he already has three wives.They are Bai Ruoshui, Huang Ningxiang and Ye Mengmeng.
He was most familiar with Bai Ruoshui. He was good-looking but a bit naive.There are no major drawbacks other than the possibility of bad luck.
Huang Ningxiang, I have seen her several times in my memory.A soft, sweet and quiet girl.The rest is unimpressive.
As for Ye Mengmeng...
Never seen it, not familiar with it.
But she is Ye Ming's biological sister.Although Ye Ming is a dog-like thing, his skin is indeed first-class.Presumably Ye Mengmeng's appearance will not be much different.
Having three beautiful wives all at once is a bit exciting just thinking about it.
"Sir, why are you giggling? Your mouth is watering."
Twelve, who was helping Ye Ming pack his luggage, looked at Liu Wuwu with contempt.
Liu Wuwu wiped his saliva without trace, and became a little angry.
"Children, please don't ask questions about adult matters. By the way, how are the things I asked you to arrange?"
Twelve curled his lips, unhappiness written all over his face.
"I went to apply for a venue, but the person in charge didn't approve it at all."
While complaining, Twelve imitated the other person's appearance.He held his head high, looking like a villain who was successful.
"I don't care about any bullshit, the Holy Son of God. It's just a golden elixir breakthrough. Even the dogs in our Blood Sea Sect are at the golden elixir stage. Why do you still want to throw a big banquet? Is he a big face?"
Liu Wuwen's anger suddenly emerged. This is really not treating the Son of God as a cadre!
If we don't take care of this Yakuza today, Liu Wuwu will no longer have to hang out in the Blood Sea Sect in the future.
"Twelve, lead the way. I'm going to meet this bastard who looks down on others."
Liu Wuwen walked to the door, but found that Twelve was motionless and showed no intention of leaving.
"Girl, why don't you leave?"
Twelve faint voices came: "Song Guanshi Yuan Ying's late cultivation, are you sure you want to find him?"
Uh......
This is a little embarrassing.
In the Jindan period, he went to settle accounts with Yuanying in the later stage?He is not Ye Ming, who has the aura of the protagonist, so he cannot do such a stupid thing.
Fortunately, Liu Wuwu was also shameless. In order to cover up his embarrassment, he immediately defended with a straight face: "Forget it, I am a dignified son of the Blood Sea Sect, how can I argue with such a small person? The sect does not provide a venue, I am in my own yard Can you invite a few tables to the head office?"
Twelve didn't understand Liu Wuwu's persistence very much: "Sir, why don't you forget about it. Why do you have to hold this golden elixir banquet?"
"Nonsense, if I don't treat everyone to dinner, how can I receive the red envelope?"
twelve:"......"
How could the majestic Son of the Blood Sea Sect say such shameless words without blushing or heart beating?
There were only a few tables, and Liu Wuwu was too lazy to send out invitations, so he took Twelve to invite people in person.
Just after leaving the courtyard, the two met Elder Tie Xiong Tie who was leading the new disciples to find their way.
Although Tie Xiong is an elder of the outer sect, his current status is far inferior to that of Liu Wuwu.Seeing Liu Wuwu, he quickly stepped forward and bowed to Liu Wuwu.
"My subordinates have met Liu Shenzi."
Liu Wuwu: "What? You actually know that I have broken through to the golden elixir stage. It's a fluke, it's just a fluke."
Tie Xiong was confused: "Liu Shenzi, what are you talking about?"
Liu Wuwu: "Elder Tie wants to attend my Golden Elixir Banquet? That's great, I welcome you very much."
Iron Bear: "What kind of golden elixir banquet?"
Liu Wuwen: "You want to give me a big red envelope? Elder Tie is so kind. I'll just thank you first."
Iron Bear: "..."
......
After some extreme push and pull, the two reached a deal.
Tie Xiong attended Liu Wuwu's golden elixir banquet and wanted to give him a big red envelope of one hundred spirit stones.
Liu Wuwu wrote a bad check to Tie Xiong.When he becomes the leader of the Blood Sea Sect, he will make Tie Xiong the leader of the Eight Peaks.
Liu Wuwu left with satisfaction.
The new disciple following Tie Xiong could not help but be curious and asked: "Elder Tie, was that the Son of God from our Blood Sea Sect just now?"
The tone was full of doubt.
Iron Bear covered his head in shame.
"What a sin!"
Just as the new disciple was considering whether to exit the Blood Sea Sect, a figure appeared behind him.
"What's your last name, little brother?"
Looking back, it was Liu Wuwu who had left and returned.
The new disciple was startled and saluted Liu Wuwu in panic.
"Hui Shen Zi, I am rich."
Liu Wuwu's eyes shone.
"Really rich? What a good name. It sounds like someone who has been taken advantage of... No, it sounds like a young master from a wealthy family. Mr. Zhen, are you interested in attending my Golden Elixir Banquet?"
Zhen Youqian cried sadly: "Do I have a choice?"
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