Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"I went to the kitchen to practice!"

Liu Wuren explained feebly.

Everyone: "..."

At this moment, everyone was looking at Liu Wuwu like he was an idiot.

Do you go to the kitchen to pee in the middle of the night to practice? This is really burning newspapers in front of the grave, fooling the devil!

Seeing that no one believed it, Liu Wuwu hurriedly said: "If you don't believe it, I can show you the results of last night's practice."

Zhang Er's eyes almost rolled to the sky when he thought of what happened last night.

"I don't believe it anyway."

Liu Wuwu: "Okay, okay, I'll show it to you right now."

Liu Wuwu looked around, and finally landed on the two monks outside the door.

Pointing at one of the monks, he said:

"Urine!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a scene that horrified everyone appeared.

I saw that the monk's crotch was instantly wet. It wasn't over yet, the fierce water broke through the restraints of his pants and shot out like a sharp arrow.

Such a small hole can actually urinate with water as thick as an arm, which directly showers the steamed bun vendor opposite.

The poor monk had never seen such a weird scene before. He screamed in fright and tried to block the water flow with his hands.

Seeing that the monk was about to be drained dry, Liu Wuwu quickly stopped and spared the monk's life.

"How about it? Is my move powerful?"

Just as Liu Wuyou was preparing to receive the compliments from everyone, he turned around and found that there was no one at the table.

Zhang Er and others hid in the corner of the inn with their crotches covered, looking at Liu Wuwu like they were looking at devils.

Zhang Er was dumbfounded: "Senior brother, is this the technique you practiced while peeing in the kitchen? This is too...too...unusual."

What Zhang Er was trying to say was that he was too shady. But he was afraid of being beaten, so he changed his words.

Liu Wuyang had a dark look on his face: "Can you still talk properly? Can you please stop mentioning the kitchen thing all the time?"

......

Before breakfast was finished, Wu Neng angrily came to Liu Wuwu and asked loudly:

"It's not over yet, you're not over yet! How can you die if you don't cause trouble for a day?"

Liu Wuwu glanced at the little monk lying on the ground groaning in pain. He didn't dare to refute because he was afraid of getting beaten.

This time, Wu Neng decided to personally escort Liu Wuwen and others to the military camp. He would never let these scourges stay in the city again.

Ting Wu Neng wanted to take everyone away, and Zhang Er was the first one not to be happy. He didn't want to go to a place like a military camp. Don't be too bored with nothing to eat or play.

"Master Wu Neng, the rest of us...except for senior brothers, are all good and well-behaved people. We don't know how to arrange troops and send us to the military camp to fuck?"

Qinglin echoed from the side:

"Yes, yes, it will be inconvenient for a little girl like me to go to a place full of men. Otherwise, I'd better not go."

hehe......

Wu Neng sneered twice and completely ignored the noise of this group of people.

Before these people came, the Xuehai Gate had already sent over the detailed information of these people, so that Wu Neng could take more precautions.

Even though these people look like dogs, in fact they are all bastards.

Di Ji said that she likes to sell coffins, Zhang Er was a spy once, Qing Lin always thought that he was a man, Hu San Dao has become obsessed with the sword skills...

There were at least five or six psychopaths on this table who were usually rare to see.

Liu Wuwu has already given Wu Neng a headache, and he doesn't want to wipe the butts of these bastards anymore.

Under Wu Neng's strong insistence, Liu Wuwu and his party were all escorted outside the city.

Wu Neng led everyone all the way to the west.

On the way, Wu Neng briefly introduced the current situation to Liu Wuwu.

The power division of Daling Mountain is mainly divided into one mountain, five temples and ten holy places.

One Mountain: Lingshan Ancestral Land

Five temples: Lingguang Temple, Borobudur, Chien-in Temple, Shuanglong Temple and Golden Buddha Temple.

The ten holy places: Shwedagon Pagoda, Tibetan Buddha Palace, Borobudur Temple Complex, Buddha Tooth Relic Temple, Kushinagar, Famen Temple, Bodh Gaya, Sarnath, Lumbini Garden and Mount Wutai.

Now the demon clan has conquered Borobudur, Buddha Tooth Relic Temple, Kushi Naga, Famen Temple, Bodh Gaya, Sarnath, and Lumbini Garden in the southwest.

At this moment, the demon army is gathering under Lingguang Temple. If Lingguang Temple is destroyed, the demon army will directly threaten Daling Mountain.

Half of the territory of Daling Mountain fell, and the rule of Daling Mountain can be said to be in danger.

Hearing this, Liu Wuwu immediately became anxious.

"Master Wu Neng, it's time. You run away with me! My father is Long Zizai. If you accept me as your adoptive father, Long Zizai will be your grandfather. If Long Zizai is your grandfather, the demon clan will come. I don’t dare touch a hair of yours.”

"???"

Wu Neng's fist tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened again, going back and forth several times. Finally suppressed the desire to beat Liu Wuwu to death.

Taking a deep breath, Wu Neng said:

"Little bastard, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I will throw you to Lingguang Temple and let you fight against the demon clan."

Liu Wuwu immediately lost his temper at this threat. The evasive ones didn’t dare to look into Wu Neng’s eyes:

"Well...it's everyone's responsibility to fight against the demon clan. But I'm better at cooking. I can handle the logistics for you, so don't go to the front line and cause trouble for you."

"What! You want to cook?"

Before Liu Wuwu finished speaking, Zhang Er behind him screamed as if he had stepped on a nail.

Liu Wuwu looked at Zhang Er with a slight dissatisfaction: "What, do you have any objections?"

Zhang Erzi ignored Liu Wuwu and looked at Wu Neng with pleading eyes.

Under Zhang Er's desperate eyes, Wu Neng nodded.

"The boss has appointed Liu Wuyou as the head of the kitchen. Is there any problem?"

Zhang Er's eyes were gloomy, as if he had been forcibly taken away from life.

"Sigh... You know, life is impermanent. The big intestine wraps the small intestine. I knew this day would come."

Zhang Erzi took out a paper and pen and wrote silently as he hurried on. At the end of writing, I couldn't help myself and burst into tears.

Wu Neng was confused by him.

"Amitabha! Donor Zhang, are you thinking of something sad? If you don't mind, you can tell me about it. My Buddha Hongyuan has saved all the people in the world. Although I am not talented, I know the troubles in this world. "

Zhang Er cried and shook his head.

"You don't have to worry about me, I can write my own suicide note. Wuwuwu... It's a pity that my old corpse sister will be a widow before she even enters the house. Wuwu... too much Poor."

A suicide note?

Wu Neng was frightened. He quickly asked Liu Wuwu for help: "Did the donor in this picture suffer from some incurable disease? He is so pessimistic."

Liu Wuwu shook his head innocently.

"Well...he has no problem except for his bad kidneys."

Wu Neng frowned: "Kidney...? I have never experienced anything common in the world of mortals in my life. I'm afraid there is no way to solve this problem."

The two of them asked and answered the question, clearing the question. Zhang Er was so angry that he yelled at Liu Wuwu:

"The surname is Liu! It's okay if Master Wu Neng doesn't know about it. How do you cook? Don't you have no mental skills at all?"

Liu Wuwu felt a little unhappy for a moment.

"Slander, you are a naked slander! I am the top chef of the Blood Sea Sect. What happened to the food I cooked? It is delicious, delicious and delicious!"

"I'm sorry..."

Zhang Er is going crazy.