Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

It was night, Liu Wuwu was lying on the bed with his eyes closed, recalling the battle with Wu Neng.

The Rain God Body is not as powerful as the Thunder God Body, but it has many changes!

Pressurize the water to speed it up. As long as the pressure is enough, it can penetrate a one-meter steel plate.

Not to mention defensive. As long as a ten-meter-thick water layer is set up outside the body, the nuclear bomb can be directly carried.

What's more, most of the body of any living thing is composed of water. The water content in blood is more than 90%.

Now your mind will open up!

If I fight with Ye Ming in the future and suck him up instantly during the fight, wouldn't it be very happy?

Liu Wuwu, who became more and more excited as he thought about it, couldn't sleep anymore and got up to do experiments.

When Mo Hei came to the kitchen, Liu Wuwu grabbed a mouse and placed it on the chopping board.

"smoke!"

Liu Wuwu used the Rain God's body to try to extract the blood from the mouse.

I never thought this was such a delicate job. The blood was not drawn out, and the mouse's internal organs were almost torn out by him.

Come again!

Liu Wuwu refused to give up and continued to try to draw blood after curing the mouse.

I saw the belly of the palm-sized mouse bulging and squirming...

Puff.

A stream of warm water hit Liu Wuwu's face.

Succeeded?

Before Liu Wuwu could be happy, a fishy smell came. The smell was extremely fishy and disgusting.

For a moment, Liu Wuwu's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. Grandma, this is not the water that was sucked out, this is the mouse that was scared to urinate.

Just as Liu Wuyou was about to wash his face, he turned around and saw a glowing face.

"What the hell!"

Liu Wuwu raised his hand and prepared to punch the opponent.

Zhang Er was stunned and said quickly:

"Don't fight, it's me, senior brother!"

Liu Wuwu was depressed.

"You're up so late at night, what are you doing here?"

Zhang Er stupidly explained: "Get up at night to pee and see if there is light here. I'll come over and have a look."

Zhang Er raised his head and glanced behind Liu Wuwu: "Senior brother, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? And what's on your face? Why do you smell like urine?"

Got pissed on by a mouse. Liu Wuyue dared to say such an embarrassing thing.

After thinking for a moment, Liu Wuwu explained:

"This is my own urine."

"Is the boy so powerful???"

Zhang Er was stunned.

It is said that a boy can pee a foot away against the wind, but how can he pee on his face? Peeing vertically?

Boy...it's really terrifying!

Liu Wuwu pulled his lips and showed an awkward smile: "Low-key, low-key. I don't want the whole world to know about this kind of thing."

Zhang Er stupidly covered his waist and whispered:

"Senior brother, let me tell you to tell you the truth, I have been suffering from back pain recently, and I can't even pee with my legs. You are so strong, do you have any secrets you can share?"

Under the current situation, Liu Wuwu could only bite the bullet and continue to blow.

"This... mainly depends on talent. Some people are born with diamonds, like me. And some people are born with shower heads, like..."

Seeing that Zhang Er was looking at him in a wrong way, Liu Wuwu quickly changed his words.

"...For example, Qinglin. As the old saying goes, don't do porcelain work without diamonds. You can't learn this stuff, you have to rely on talent, right?"

Zhang Er's eyes were dull and he looked decadent. He murmured to himself:

"Is there really no good way to do it? My waist has already given out before Sister Shi gets married. This is nothing to do with his grandma."

Zhang Erluzi is still his brother after all. Seeing his appearance, Liu Wuwu couldn't help but comfort him: "Actually... I think I can solve the problem of split ends."

"really?"

Zhang Er was so excited.

Liu Wuwen hesitated and said, "It should be okay..."

Zhang Erzi dragged Liu Wuwu to the latrine in the backyard of the inn, took off his pants and peed.

At just one glance, Liu Wuwu was stunned.

He thought that the fork in Zhang Erluzi's mouth was divided into two lines like Snake Xinzi's.

But now...

One, two, three, four, five!

Damn it, stupid Zhang Er can actually urinate five urine marks at the same time. Is this matter allowed to be studied in "Into Science" for three to five episodes?

"Brother, don't just look at it, think of a solution quickly." Zhang Er was so anxious that he almost ran out of urine.

After sorting out his thoughts, Liu Wuwu used his spiritual energy to control the five streams of water to merge into one.

Looking at the water mark in front of him, Zhang Er was not happy but looked at Liu Wuwu with a confused look.

"Is this gone?"

Liu Wuwu nodded.

Zhang Er was stunned and collapsed.

"It's not brother, I just want you to help me solve the problem of lack of motivation. Why are you fighting with a pee here? Besides, won't your spiritual energy be divided as soon as it is released?"

Liu Wuwu frowned and thought for a while.

"I can help you unblock it."

"How are you going to unblock it?"

Before Zhang Er could figure it out, a stream of water suddenly rushed out of his abdomen and rushed out at an extremely fast speed.

The pain was actually a bit sour, and Zhang Er couldn't help but cry out.

"Brother, please slow down, I'm afraid of pain. Hiss~"

Liu Wuwen: "If you dare to make such ghostly noises again, I will drain the water from your body and make you straight for the rest of your life."

After a lot of trouble, Liu Wuwu cured Zhang Er's old problem of bifurcated urine. He himself also understood the correct use of human body pumping.

But a new problem appeared again.

Originally, Zhang Er was able to pee one meter away, but now he could only pee on the instep. It looked like a faucet with no water supply, flowing slowly and continuously.

Zhang Er is stunned and continues to collapse...

Liu Wuwu’s advice is to drink more water and increase water pressure.

The experiment was successful, and Liu Wuwu happily went back to his room to sleep, leaving Zhang Er alone and sad.

Early the next morning, two monks came to the door of the newly built Lotus Inn.

As soon as they met, Liu Wuyou was asked to go to the military camp outside the city.

It seemed that Wu Neng was also frightened by Liu Wuwu's torment and didn't want to let this scourge stay outside for a second longer.

Liu Wuwu curled his lips, speechless.

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you. I'll go with you after I finish breakfast."

Hearing this, the two monks did not object and stood silently outside the inn door.

Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at them secretly, and then started to eat breakfast.

Just after taking a bite of the steamed buns, Liu Wuwu realized that there was one person missing from the table.

"Where's Zhang Er? It's so early in the morning. Are you out?"

Qinglin bit the steamed bun and shook his head, expressing that he didn't know.

Just at this time, Zhang Er came down from the second floor with dark circles under his eyes and sat down opposite Liu Wuwu.

Hu Sandao next to him handed him a fried dough stick: "It's just right, eat it while it's hot."

Zhang Er stupidly picked up the fried dough sticks, looked at them, and put them back on the table.

Qinglin asked curiously: "Why, aren't you hungry?"

Zhang Er waved his hand in a daze.

"Senior brother went to the kitchen to pee last night, and I was worried that it was not clean."

Qinglin and Husandao, who were eating, looked at each other, and then both looked at Liu Wuwu.

Qinglin: "Are you a beast? You can do such despicable things!"