Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 338 Scholar?
"This is my Shi family's secret technique of "shaking your head and shaking your head." Shaking your head can increase your strength by one to three times in a short period of time. The faster you shake your head, the more your strength will increase."
Seeing that Liu Wuwu was fascinated, Shi Gua felt happy and took the initiative to explain.
Just as Shi Gua said, Shi Ba, who was shaking his head, was now surrounded by a layer of light aura. As he shook his head faster and faster, his aura increased crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Liu Wuwu was secretly amazed in his heart.
This is really a strange thing in the world, and such a technique is really strange.
Seeing Liu Wuwu's interest, Shi Gua was secretly happy. With this rare opportunity to show off, he must let Shi Ba become the Liu family's guard.
At this moment, Shi Ba's shaking head speed had reached his limit, but Liu Wuyuan still didn't make any sign.
Shi Gua, who was a little anxious, scolded with a livid face: "Shi Ba, did you not eat in the morning? Shake it faster, a little faster."
Shi Ba also knows that opportunities are rare. Although he was extremely dizzy at the moment, he still gritted his teeth and insisted on raising his speed to another level.
At this speed, things become a little out of control.
The strong dizziness made Shi Ba's stomach churn. A stream of acidic water emerged, and he felt like vomiting.
But Shi Ba was also a tough guy, puffing out his mouth and trying to suppress the desire to vomit.
But how can this most primitive physiological phenomenon survive?
Under the extremely shocked eyes of everyone, Shi Ba finally couldn't hold back... and vomited.
This vomiting can't stop the car.
You must know that the speed of Shi Ba's shaking head at this moment has reached more than 80 revolutions per second.
Vomiting while spinning at such high speeds is a nightmare.
The white vomit rotated in a clockwise direction and splashed into everyone's face at a speed of one hundred and twenty meters per second.
Liu Wuyou's face had half a bean sprout hanging on it, and Shi Gua's face was covered with rice grains. Zhang Er hid well and only got a small amount of rice juice. Qinglin...she also vomited.
......
While Liu Wuyue washed his face, he helplessly looked at Shi Ba who was kneeling on the ground and constantly apologizing to him.
"Sigh... Everyone says the world is difficult, but I never imagined that today would be so difficult. It's almost noon, and I haven't even eaten breakfast yet, yet you spit on my face."
Liu Wuyue originally just complained and had no intention of blaming Shi Ba.
But the same words have different meanings in different people's ears.
As soon as he finished speaking, Shi Ba was so frightened that he banged his head on the ground.
Shi Gua kept apologizing to Liu Wuwu regardless of his age or dignity.
The Shi family's humility not only did not make Liu Wuwu happy, but instead made him wary.
As the old saying goes, being courteous for nothing is either cheating or stealing. This Shi family's behavior was a bit abnormal.
Liu Wuwu looked Shi Gua up and down and said cautiously:
"Senior Shi, are you okay?"
Shi Gua forced an awkward smile.
"Yes, I just want to trouble you with a little something."
Liu Wuwu seemed to have thought of something.
His face changed, and he said hurriedly: "If you want to borrow money, don't ask. I'm very poor. I usually have to borrow money from Zhang Er when I go out to buy a bun."
Zhang Er, who was behind Liu Wuwu, curled his lips and said nothing.
This grandson surnamed Liu is really stingy, and he always tells lies. The worth of hundreds of millions of spiritual stones actually fooled a poor lion who couldn't even afford a meal.
Sure enough, you can't be rich unless you do some unscrupulous things.
Seeing Liu Wuwu's misunderstanding, Shi Gua waved his hand quickly: "No money, no money."
Liu Wuwu breathed a long sigh of relief.
"As long as you don't borrow money, everything is easy to discuss. Senior Shi, you don't know, as long as I hear someone borrowing money, my heart will beat faster, my head will be dizzy, my hands and feet will be cold, and I will talk nonsense. So you must not mention the two words "borrowing money" Words aside, we will always be good friends."
Zhang Er and others silently took a step back.
Just standing with Liu Wuwu, they would feel ashamed to face the human race fellows.
Shi Gua couldn't help but secretly complained:
This Mr. Liu seems to be a little abnormal!
Unfortunately, Shi Gua had no choice but to bite the bullet and say:
"Um...Brother Liu Xian, I want to ask you something. Can you let this unlucky boy like Shi Ba go to the Eastern Continent and become a guard of the Liu family?"
Liu Wuwu was stunned. He couldn't understand Shi Gua's intention.
"Senior, if my guess is correct. Is this Shi Ba your junior?"
Shi Gua: "Although Ba'er is useless, he is the legitimate son of the family."
Liu Wuwu didn't understand this explanation even more.
He glanced at Shi Ba. Except that this little lion doesn't look very smart, everything else is fine. It doesn't look like he's being bullied in the family.
After hesitating for a moment, Liu Wuwu spoke again:
"Senior Shi, a boy like you is a bit confused. Why should Shi Ba go to the Eastern Continent if he is such a good young master? Although my Liu family's guard salary is high, after all, I am not as comfortable as the young master."
In Xuanwu Continent, there are roughly two types of guards.
One is to have slaves give birth to sons as guards.
For example, Liu Wuwu's Faxiao Liuhu falls into this category.
Liu Hu's ancestor was not named Liu, he was just an ordinary servant of the Liu family. Later, he was given the surname Liu due to his meritorious service, which allowed Liu Hu to have the treatment of a member of the Liu family.
This kind of guard shares the honor and disgrace of the family and is loyal.
The other is to hire outsiders to act as guards. This kind of thing is relatively simple. How much money is given to do as many things as possible.
But no matter what kind of guard, his status is lower than that of his master, and in the eyes of ordinary people, he is only slightly better than a slave.
Liu Wuyuan couldn't understand why Shi Ba, a good young master, was going to do the job of serving others.
Hearing this, Shi Ba and his son looked at each other. Both lions were a little embarrassed and didn't know how to explain it.
You can't tell Liu Wuwu that there is no way to survive in the City of Hundred Demons, so the plan falls on him.
There is a saying that family scandals should not be made public, and the big demons in Baidou City also want to show their face. Who would be willing to show his scars to outsiders unless absolutely necessary?
What's more, judging from various behaviors, this half-demon named Liu doesn't look like a fuel-efficient lamp.
If he knew the truth, many troubles would arise.
The father and son stared at each other for a long time, unable to think of a reasonable explanation.
In the end, Shi Gua bit the bullet and made up a reason:
"Ba'er has admired human culture since he was a child, so he really wants to go out and experience it."
Suddenly, Shi Gua kicked Shi Ba.
"You bastard, don't you think so?"
Shi Ba woke up from his dream and nodded frantically: "Yes, yes, my father is right. I like reading human books the most, and my knowledge is comparable to that of human scholars. "Ye Ming's secret that cannot be told" you Have you heard of it? I read the 2 that just came out three times all night long, and I can recite the contents backwards and forwards."
Hearing this, Liu Wuyou's face turned as dark as the bottom of an old pot.
A mere pornographic reader is actually quite proud?
Also a scholar, your grandma’s legs are a scholar. Whose scholar stays up all night memorizing pornographic books, is he crazy?
If it weren't for the fact that this book was written by Liu Wuwu himself, he would have given Shi Ba two big mouths to make him sober up.
Take two long breaths to calm down.
Liu Wuyuan said to Shi Gua: "Senior, although your explanation is a bit nonsense, I only regard it as true. For your sake, I can take Shi Ba away. However, my Liu family has strict rules, and those who have merit will be rewarded. Wrong must be punished. Don't expect me to take special care of him."
Hearing this, Shi Gua was overjoyed.
"Brother Liu Xian is joking. I am a bit stupid, but I still understand these simple principles. If this kid makes any mistakes in the future, don't treat him like a human being and beat him to death."
Then Shi Gua looked at Shi Ba and threatened fiercely: "Boy, Liu Wuwu will be your biological father from now on. He asked you to die. If you dare to raise your eyebrows, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost."
Seeing this scene, Liu Wuwu frowned, and the doubts in his heart deepened.
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