Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

After changing your pants, open the door.

My vision went dark and I looked up.

A two-meter-tall sow-headed man with a body like a big sauce vat, with a belly the size of a five-month pregnancy, was looking at Liu Wuwu affectionately.

"Brother Liu, I like you, I...I want to warm your bed."

Liu Wuyue felt a chill and quickly returned to the house and closed the door.

After a few minutes, seeing that the other party still refused to leave, Liu Wuyue persuaded him through the door:

"Girl, my bed is too small to accommodate your giant Buddha! Please be kind and spare me."

It's really crazy that I encountered so many crazy people in one day.

The pig girl outside the door left a little sadly after receiving Liu Wuyue's clear rejection.

Liu Wuyue wanted to comfort him, but he didn't dare to open his mouth.

Comfort, comfort. You can't lie stretched out on the bed and say to her:

"Strong man, please enjoy!"

This kind of thing should be rejected righteously, otherwise it will definitely be entangled in the future.

Sigh... If I have to blame, I only have to blame myself for being too handsome. I don’t know how many people in this world are coveting my beauty.

Liu Wuwu comforted himself like this.

I thought that meeting four lunatics in one day would be a rare occurrence, but I never thought that Liu Wuwu's suffering was far from over.

When Liu Wuyou was preparing to have breakfast, the courtyard was crowded with monsters.

The courtyard of two to three hundred square meters was crowded with five to six hundred monsters.

This is no longer a crowd of people, but a pile of people.

There is a huge difference in body size among the demon clan. There are giraffes with an average height of four to five meters, and nest rats that are so small that one foot can crush five or six of them.

Such a height difference causes the crowd to be extremely packed. It was dark in all directions, as if a wall had been erected. Liu Wuwu experienced the feeling of sitting in a well and looking at the sky.

It would be fine if it were just a human wall. The problem is that demons are generally hairy and thick-skinned, and most of them don't have the habit of bathing. Over the years, my body smells a bit harsh.

If one was fine, there was Xiao Qian around Liu Wuwu at the moment.

Grandma, at this moment Liu Wuwu felt as if his nose was stuffed into the armpit of Liu Da's head, the junior high school teacher in his previous life.

This big head Liu is no ordinary person. He has bad body odor, bad breath, and smelly farts. In addition to the nickname Liu Big Head, he is also called the "Stinky King", which shows his power.

Liu Wuwu was lucky enough to sit next to the lecture table back then. Xia Tian's armpits were so smelly that they could kill a cow.

Because he didn't want to offend these little monsters, Liu Wuwu didn't even dare to cover his nose, so he could only hold his throat and ask cautiously:

"I wonder what's wrong with you guys?"

"Master Liu, I am Xiong Rucheng..."

"Master Liu, I am Huang Dongming..."

"I'm Hu Lifeng..."

"Cui Dongbo..."

......

When Liu Wuwu opened his mouth, the surrounding area exploded. Countless monsters stretched their necks and introduced themselves one after another. Because there were so many, Liu Wuyue was stunned and didn't know who was talking.

Liu Wuwu, who was speechless, waved his hand to signal the demons not to speak.

Liu Wuwen: "Can everyone please disperse for a while, and I will talk to you in detail after I finish breakfast."

"I wonder what you want to eat, Master?"

A question came from the corner.

Liu Wuyue didn't think much and answered directly: "What can I have for breakfast? It's just steamed buns, soy milk and so on..."

Before Liu Wuwu finished speaking, the sky suddenly turned dark.

Is it going to rain?

Liu Wuwu raised his head and looked up, his pupils suddenly became round and big.

Hundreds of steamed buns rose into the sky, paused in the sky for half a second and then fell like raindrops.

bang bang bang ......

Countless steamed buns were thrown at Liu Wuwu head-on.

Forget it if it was just steamed buns, but some idiot actually threw the steamed buns stove over.

Fortunately, Liu Wuwu was a monk, otherwise this random beating would have seriously injured him.

You actually attacked me with steamed buns?

Liu Wuwu, who already had a bad temper, immediately got angry.

"Grandma's..."

Before he finished speaking, the next wave of attacks came.

Bamboo jars were smashed over one after another.

Worried that there was a scam, Liu Wuwu quickly used his spiritual energy to isolate them.

Click, click...

The bamboo jar hit the spiritual energy shield and made a crisp cracking sound. The thick soy milk was spread all over the floor, exuding its unique milky aroma.

In addition, other things flew over from time to time outside the crowd.

For example, a bitten cornbread, an old pickle that smells like dad’s smelly socks, a dried meat with moldy hair...

"That's enough, stop it!"

Liu Wuyue, who couldn't bear it anymore, roared angrily, and half of the salted fish took the opportunity to hang on his face.

"My darn thing!"

After slamming Xianyu to the ground, Liu Wuwu pulled out his Ruyi Bone and prepared to kill.

Look up. Damn it, all the big and little monsters in the courtyard ran away, leaving only a mess on the floor.

Damn, am I being teased?

After realizing it, Liu Wuyue almost exploded with anger.

After a lifetime of playing hawk and being pecked in the eye by an eagle, and a lifetime of being a gangster, he was actually teased by these stupid monsters?

Tolerable or unbearable!

So Liu Wuwu kicked Qinglin away who was snickering at the side.

This kick not only stunned Qinglin, but even Zhang Er, who was beside him, opened his mouth wide in disbelief.

Qinglin patted the dust on his butt and said, "Damn it, you shameless guy actually beats a woman."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Brother, you have changed. Why don't you kick me? Has the relationship between us faded?"

Liu Wuwu glared at Zhang Er angrily.

"Go away, you pervert!"

......

In order to find out what these monsters were going crazy about, Liu Wuwu didn't even eat breakfast and directly led people to Shi Gua.

I never thought that Shi Gua, who was usually stern and unsmiling, seemed to have taken the wrong medicine today, with a smile like that of a village idiot on his face.

"Come on, brother Liu, let me show you a baby."

Before Liu Wuwu could ask, Shi Gua spoke first.

Seeing Shi Gua's high interest, Liu Wuwu couldn't help but refute the other person's face.

I could only pretend to be interested: "Oh, I wonder what Senior Shi has to offer?"

Shi Gua took Liu Wuwu's hand and led Liu Wuwu to his backyard.

Liu Wuwu was greeted by a red-haired lion, who saluted and said, "I've met Uncle Liu."

This lion looks very similar to Shi Gua, and you can tell at a glance that it is the younger member of his family.

Before Liu Wuwu could react, Shi Gua scolded the little lion and said, "Why are you still dazed? Start quickly."

The red-haired lion saluted Liu Wuwu with excitement: "Uncle, Shi Ba is showing off his shame here!"

After that, the little lion began to shake his head crazily at the rockery in the backyard without waiting for Liu Wuwu's consent.

This head shook very fast, so fast that with Liu Wufen's eyesight, he could only see the afterimage.

This situation reminded Liu Wuwu of his previous life, when an old man in the countryside passed away and his or her children would hire someone to set up a performance in the village.

A small number of these shows are duets, singing big plays. Most of them are stewed in one pot.

Sing, dance, rap... all kinds of crazy.

The singing level is not high, just like a KTV box level.

The level of dancing is very good. Among them, what impressed Liu Wuwu the most was that there was often a eldest sister in her thirties or forties with waist-length hair and a flesh-hugging leather jacket and leather trousers.

She did nothing on stage, just shook her head crazily. Stand and shake, bend over and shake, kneel and shake...

It is said that late at night, she would still take off her clothes and shake her clothes. Unfortunately, every time Liu Wuwu saw half of it, her mother would grab her ears and carry her home.

Now that I think about it, I feel a little regretful.