Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 271 Dog-licking Long Aotian
Qinglin paid a high price for her tough talk.
Ma Hu, a stupid donkey who didn't understand the world, hit Qing Lin's head with a Thomas roundhouse kick without knowing why.
This time Qing Lin was in so much pain that he didn't even moan, and passed out directly on the spot.
If it weren't for Liu Wuyue, something was wrong.After feeding her a top-quality life-saving pill in time, this Da Luo Jinxian who came down from the upper world might really die miserably in the hands of the little donkey.
After Qing Lin settled down and looked at the ruins of the coffin pavilion, Liu Wuwu took a long breath.
None of my uncle's are easy to worry about.
......
Recently, more and more soldiers have been patrolling the capital, and the war between the dragon and tiger tribes is imminent.
As the nominal commander-in-chief of the Long family this time, Long Diaotian was busy with complicated affairs and rarely went out.
Even if you go out, you will always be protected by the monks in the distraction stage in your hidden place.
Liu Wuwu and others followed him several times, but could never find a suitable opportunity to capture Long Diaotian.
Forced to have no choice but to change his mind, Liu Wuwu tried to find a breakthrough from Long Diaotian's brother Long Aotian.
Naturally, Liu Wuwu and others did not dare to go to the Long Family Courtyard. They could only start with Long Aotian's fiancée Chen Xi'er.
The three bastards from the Blood Sea Sect took turns squatting, just to catch Long Aotian.
I have to say that this Long Aotian is not a very good character, but he is really good to the Chen family.
The Chen family is obviously just a second-rate family, but the family's food and clothing expenses are by the standards of a first-rate family.
The family business is not much, but the money spent is called lavish.
Just for breakfast alone, these people named Chen can spend hundreds of spirit stones.It would be fine if I could finish all the food, but in fact [-]% of the ingredients were thrown into the trash can.
What a waste of money and food.
Not only that, there are many Long family guards wearing dragon cards in the Chen family to protect the Chen family.
Even Liu Wuwu would not believe that these had nothing to do with Long Aotian.
Chen Long, the young master, has become more and more crazy since he was beaten by Liu Wuwu and Zhang Er.
During the few days he was recuperating in the Chen family, Young Master Chen slept with all the maids he could come into contact with.
He spared no one, no matter beautiful or ugly, old or young, from an old woman picking up excrement to a teenage maid serving tea. The harder others struggled, the happier he became.
Liu Wuyou seriously suspected that this guy had some mental illness, otherwise he wouldn't be so perverted.
The rest of the Chen family are also quite beastly.
The eldest son of the Chen family kept wailing every night in the yard, and the rest of the Chen family did not fare much better.
Young Master Chen's father, Chen Dakuan, the head of the Chen family, has newly married a concubine and hides in his concubine's room every day.
Young Master Chen's biological sister Chen Xi'er is Long Aotian's fiancée.Every day I spend time with a male best friend named Ye Lin.
Although the two of them did not break through the last layer of window paper, Liu Wuyuan saw the two of them hiding behind the rockery more than once, sticking out their tongues and giving each other artificial respiration.
I touched what needed to be touched and rubbed what needed to be rubbed.Except for the last step, the two really did everything.
tsk...
This family is said to be collecting excrement, but in fact they are the real excrement collectors.
I followed him like this for four or five days.
On this day, Liu Wuyou was having breakfast when he received a letter from Zhang Er and Long Aotian.
Liu Wuwu wolfed down the porridge in three mouthfuls and hurried to Chen's house with the tiger three swords.
Before entering Chen's house, Liu Wuyou checked the surroundings to make sure there were no traces of the distracted boss before sneaking into Chen's house.
After finding Zhang Er, the three of them hid in a dilapidated attic on the second floor of the Chen family compound.
From a high position, you can clearly see the situation downstairs.
At this moment, there was a bit of chaos downstairs in the Chen family, and everyone was noisy.
Liu Wuwen asked somewhat unclearly:
"What happened?"
Zhang Erluzi sneered:
"My eyes have been opened today. I have never seen such a shameless woman."
Liu Wuwu was immediately interested.
"Be specific and don't be too pretentious."
Zhang Er was stunned: "Today seems to be Long Aotian's birthday. Instead of celebrating his birthday at Long's house, this licking dog came to Chen Xi'er with a lot of gifts, hoping to give her a surprise. He didn't receive the surprise, but he was more shocked."
Liu Wuwu glanced at his best friend Ye Lin downstairs, who had a bruised nose and swollen eyes.
"Why, the affair between Chen Xi'er and the pretty boy was discovered?"
Zhang Er stupefied and said with a smile:
"Isn't that right? The couple were hiding in the pavilion and playing when Long Aotian broke in. The naughty guy named Ye stuffed his hands into Chen Xi'er's crotch. Long Aotian became furious on the spot and beat the pretty face. "
Liu Wuwu was surprised:
"Just give him a beating? Why didn't you kill him? When did Long Aotian change his career to become a cuckold Bodhisattva?"
Even Hu Sandao on the side found it incredible: "Could this be the fake Long Aotian?"
Zhang Er curled his lips in a daze.
"Who knows? Maybe this Long Aotian is possessed by a ghost."
downstairs,
Chen Xi'er pinched her waist, her face full of anger.
"Long Aotian! Apologize, you must apologize to Lin'er today."
Because of his anger, Long Aotian's face turned as red as pig liver.
"Bitch, what were you two doing there just now?"
There was no shame on Chen Xi'er's face, but she raised her voice three times.
"What are we doing? What can we do? Lin'er is my best friend who has played with me since we were young. We are sitting together and chatting. Is there any problem? Can you not be so dirty in your thoughts and think of people so bad! "
Ye Lin, the pretty boy on the side, also helped:
"Long Aotian, you can just hit me. You can't slander Xi'er's innocence out of thin air. I grew up with her. If you want to marry her, where will it be your turn? Good girls like Xi'er are hard to find in the world. You are like this Is it worthy of my own conscience to misunderstand her?"
At the same time, Chen Xi'er cooperated very well with her eyes red, looking like she was about to cry at any time.
The Chen family also helped.
"Master Long really went too far today. Xi'er is such a good girl, how could you misunderstand her?"
"Long, if you dare to misunderstand my sister like this again, I will never let you go."
"Mr. Long, why are you still standing there stupidly? Why don't you go and coax Xi'er. Girls all need to be coaxed."
......
All the mouths of gold, accumulating and destroying bones.
After hearing too many nonsense, Long Aotian actually believed it.
He was obviously a victim of cuckoldry, but now he came to Chen Xi'er with a heartfelt feeling and apologized to her.
"Xi'er, I was wrong. Please forgive me, please?"
......
Liu Wuwu and Zhang Er in the attic looked at each other, and they both saw the word "shock" in each other's eyes.
Zhang Er was dumbfounded: "Wonderful! This Chen Xi'er is the most innocent woman I have ever seen. If Long Aotian had come a little later, would she have been detained by her male best friend and become pregnant?"
Liu Wuwu nodded in agreement.
"Now I finally understand why licking dogs are called dogs. It turns out it's because they, like dogs, like to eat shit."
Ma Hu, a stupid donkey who didn't understand the world, hit Qing Lin's head with a Thomas roundhouse kick without knowing why.
This time Qing Lin was in so much pain that he didn't even moan, and passed out directly on the spot.
If it weren't for Liu Wuyue, something was wrong.After feeding her a top-quality life-saving pill in time, this Da Luo Jinxian who came down from the upper world might really die miserably in the hands of the little donkey.
After Qing Lin settled down and looked at the ruins of the coffin pavilion, Liu Wuwu took a long breath.
None of my uncle's are easy to worry about.
......
Recently, more and more soldiers have been patrolling the capital, and the war between the dragon and tiger tribes is imminent.
As the nominal commander-in-chief of the Long family this time, Long Diaotian was busy with complicated affairs and rarely went out.
Even if you go out, you will always be protected by the monks in the distraction stage in your hidden place.
Liu Wuwu and others followed him several times, but could never find a suitable opportunity to capture Long Diaotian.
Forced to have no choice but to change his mind, Liu Wuwu tried to find a breakthrough from Long Diaotian's brother Long Aotian.
Naturally, Liu Wuwu and others did not dare to go to the Long Family Courtyard. They could only start with Long Aotian's fiancée Chen Xi'er.
The three bastards from the Blood Sea Sect took turns squatting, just to catch Long Aotian.
I have to say that this Long Aotian is not a very good character, but he is really good to the Chen family.
The Chen family is obviously just a second-rate family, but the family's food and clothing expenses are by the standards of a first-rate family.
The family business is not much, but the money spent is called lavish.
Just for breakfast alone, these people named Chen can spend hundreds of spirit stones.It would be fine if I could finish all the food, but in fact [-]% of the ingredients were thrown into the trash can.
What a waste of money and food.
Not only that, there are many Long family guards wearing dragon cards in the Chen family to protect the Chen family.
Even Liu Wuwu would not believe that these had nothing to do with Long Aotian.
Chen Long, the young master, has become more and more crazy since he was beaten by Liu Wuwu and Zhang Er.
During the few days he was recuperating in the Chen family, Young Master Chen slept with all the maids he could come into contact with.
He spared no one, no matter beautiful or ugly, old or young, from an old woman picking up excrement to a teenage maid serving tea. The harder others struggled, the happier he became.
Liu Wuyou seriously suspected that this guy had some mental illness, otherwise he wouldn't be so perverted.
The rest of the Chen family are also quite beastly.
The eldest son of the Chen family kept wailing every night in the yard, and the rest of the Chen family did not fare much better.
Young Master Chen's father, Chen Dakuan, the head of the Chen family, has newly married a concubine and hides in his concubine's room every day.
Young Master Chen's biological sister Chen Xi'er is Long Aotian's fiancée.Every day I spend time with a male best friend named Ye Lin.
Although the two of them did not break through the last layer of window paper, Liu Wuyuan saw the two of them hiding behind the rockery more than once, sticking out their tongues and giving each other artificial respiration.
I touched what needed to be touched and rubbed what needed to be rubbed.Except for the last step, the two really did everything.
tsk...
This family is said to be collecting excrement, but in fact they are the real excrement collectors.
I followed him like this for four or five days.
On this day, Liu Wuyou was having breakfast when he received a letter from Zhang Er and Long Aotian.
Liu Wuwu wolfed down the porridge in three mouthfuls and hurried to Chen's house with the tiger three swords.
Before entering Chen's house, Liu Wuyou checked the surroundings to make sure there were no traces of the distracted boss before sneaking into Chen's house.
After finding Zhang Er, the three of them hid in a dilapidated attic on the second floor of the Chen family compound.
From a high position, you can clearly see the situation downstairs.
At this moment, there was a bit of chaos downstairs in the Chen family, and everyone was noisy.
Liu Wuwen asked somewhat unclearly:
"What happened?"
Zhang Erluzi sneered:
"My eyes have been opened today. I have never seen such a shameless woman."
Liu Wuwu was immediately interested.
"Be specific and don't be too pretentious."
Zhang Er was stunned: "Today seems to be Long Aotian's birthday. Instead of celebrating his birthday at Long's house, this licking dog came to Chen Xi'er with a lot of gifts, hoping to give her a surprise. He didn't receive the surprise, but he was more shocked."
Liu Wuwu glanced at his best friend Ye Lin downstairs, who had a bruised nose and swollen eyes.
"Why, the affair between Chen Xi'er and the pretty boy was discovered?"
Zhang Er stupefied and said with a smile:
"Isn't that right? The couple were hiding in the pavilion and playing when Long Aotian broke in. The naughty guy named Ye stuffed his hands into Chen Xi'er's crotch. Long Aotian became furious on the spot and beat the pretty face. "
Liu Wuwu was surprised:
"Just give him a beating? Why didn't you kill him? When did Long Aotian change his career to become a cuckold Bodhisattva?"
Even Hu Sandao on the side found it incredible: "Could this be the fake Long Aotian?"
Zhang Er curled his lips in a daze.
"Who knows? Maybe this Long Aotian is possessed by a ghost."
downstairs,
Chen Xi'er pinched her waist, her face full of anger.
"Long Aotian! Apologize, you must apologize to Lin'er today."
Because of his anger, Long Aotian's face turned as red as pig liver.
"Bitch, what were you two doing there just now?"
There was no shame on Chen Xi'er's face, but she raised her voice three times.
"What are we doing? What can we do? Lin'er is my best friend who has played with me since we were young. We are sitting together and chatting. Is there any problem? Can you not be so dirty in your thoughts and think of people so bad! "
Ye Lin, the pretty boy on the side, also helped:
"Long Aotian, you can just hit me. You can't slander Xi'er's innocence out of thin air. I grew up with her. If you want to marry her, where will it be your turn? Good girls like Xi'er are hard to find in the world. You are like this Is it worthy of my own conscience to misunderstand her?"
At the same time, Chen Xi'er cooperated very well with her eyes red, looking like she was about to cry at any time.
The Chen family also helped.
"Master Long really went too far today. Xi'er is such a good girl, how could you misunderstand her?"
"Long, if you dare to misunderstand my sister like this again, I will never let you go."
"Mr. Long, why are you still standing there stupidly? Why don't you go and coax Xi'er. Girls all need to be coaxed."
......
All the mouths of gold, accumulating and destroying bones.
After hearing too many nonsense, Long Aotian actually believed it.
He was obviously a victim of cuckoldry, but now he came to Chen Xi'er with a heartfelt feeling and apologized to her.
"Xi'er, I was wrong. Please forgive me, please?"
......
Liu Wuwu and Zhang Er in the attic looked at each other, and they both saw the word "shock" in each other's eyes.
Zhang Er was dumbfounded: "Wonderful! This Chen Xi'er is the most innocent woman I have ever seen. If Long Aotian had come a little later, would she have been detained by her male best friend and become pregnant?"
Liu Wuwu nodded in agreement.
"Now I finally understand why licking dogs are called dogs. It turns out it's because they, like dogs, like to eat shit."
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