Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

The war is about to start.

The first one to take action was the little donkey.

No matter how you say it, Qing Lin is still the last immortal. Fighting against a stupid donkey is already embarrassing enough.

Make the first move?She couldn't afford to lose this person.

The little donkey has no such ideological baggage at all.

Fighting with Liu Wuwu for so many years made Xiaolu understand a truth deeply.

Strike first.

It's best to beat the opponent to death with the first blow!

Test, test your uncle!

If you can't beat it, you can't beat it. Can you beat the trial?

Fighting is a dangerous matter of life and death. Who has time to play around with you?

Ow!

The little donkey roared loudly and jumped on the spot.

The ground was lifted up like a wave, and a huge wave of dozens of meters high made of mud instantly rushed towards Qing Lin.

"What a pure earth magic!"

Qinglin was slightly surprised, and she admitted that she had underestimated this stupid donkey.

Even in the fairy world, earth-type monks who are also in the Golden Core stage may not be able to skillfully use such a large-scale earth-type attack.

Of course, Qing Lin was only slightly surprised.

As a genius in the fairy world, this strength is still not enough in front of her.

Qing Lin didn't see any movement, and a barrier made of ice suddenly appeared in front of her. Even though the ice wall was only a thin layer, it could easily resist the tens of thousands of tons of soil.

Just when Qing Lin was about to laugh at the little donkey's overestimation, countless thorns sprouted from Qing Lin's feet.

Qing Lin dodged again and again, and the ground thorns instantly overturned the entire building.

Liu Wuwu and others who were sleeping were directly hit by ground thorns and flew out.

"Uncle! What are you doing if you don't sleep?"

Liu Wuwen's roar came.

Qinglin wanted to explain, but Xiaolu didn't give her a chance to explain.

At the same time as he activated the ground stab, the little donkey let out a huge fart towards Qing Lin.

"Despicable, actually poisoning!"

Qing Lin retreated continuously, trying to avoid the yellow mist that filled the sky.

But how can something like gas be so easy to hide?As soon as Qing Lin moved, the yellow mist seemed to come alive and immediately surrounded him.

Even so, Qing Lin didn't panic at all.

With a wave of his jade hand, he took out a pure white bead from the space.

"This bead is called poison avoidance, and it can detoxify poisons from all over the world. You don't know martial arts ethics, so what if you poison yourself..."

Halfway through his words, yellow mist surrounded Qinglin.

Qing Lin's expression changed instantly.

"Fuck me, this stinks too much!"

The smell is so irritating to the eyes.

During a fight, the spirit is already in a highly tense moment, and the five senses are sharper than usual.

Such stimulation made Qing Lin temporarily distracted.

This distraction may only last for a few tenths of a second, but it is completely enough for the little donkey.

In other words, the previous "little tricks" were all foreshadowing this moment.

Qing Lin thought that Little Donkey was a magician, but in fact Little Donkey was a real berserker.

The moment Qing Lin was distracted, the little donkey launched on the spot.The four legs kicked off violently, and the huge reaction force shook the entire street where the coffin shop was located.

By the time Qing Lin realized something was wrong, it was already too late.

The donkey's head was moving at such a high speed that sparks were generated by friction with the air. The huge impact force deformed the donkey's head, and its long tongue floated in the air, looking a little disgusting.

The threat of death made Qing Lin so focused that time slowed down.

Dodge, dodge!

Qinglin shouted in his heart.

It didn't matter that she was injured, the main thing was that she couldn't afford to lose this person.

Being beaten by Liu Wuwu... Although it is also unacceptable, he is still a human being after all, right?

But what if you were beaten by a stupid donkey?

Can't think, can't think.

Thinking of this, Qing Lin wanted to die even more.

Unfortunately, nine times out of ten things in this world are unsatisfactory.

Even though the green scale teeth were almost broken, there was no way to avoid this blow.

I can only carry it hard!

Qing Lin gritted his teeth, tightened his muscles, and even clamped his buttocks as hard as he could.

With a breath of air in his chest, thousands of troops and horses are invincible.

Bang! ! !

A muffled sound came.

Her chest felt as if she had been hit with a giant hammer.

Uncontrollably, his body quickly retreated. After piercing through several houses, Qing Lin was blocked by a willow tree as thick as a person.

Qing Lin supported the tree and reluctantly stood up.

There was a sharp tingling sensation in the abdominal cavity.

Needless to say, the ribs were definitely broken, and more than one.

Seeing Qing Lin's face as pale as paper, Liu Wuyuan asked worriedly:

"Are you okay? If you die, I won't buy you a coffin."

Qing Lin gave Liu Wuwu a hard look.

"I...vomit..."

A mouthful of blood rushed out of the corner of his mouth, and Qing Lin couldn't cover it with his hands.

Liu Wuwen: "Do you need to see a doctor?"

Qing Lin quickly waved his hand, vomited a few mouthfuls of blood, stood up and calmed down, and then said:

"I just became a girl recently, so my aunt comes more often, so don't mind."

Liu Wuwu: "..."

Today he gained some experience. This was the first time he saw such a tough-talking person.

Auntie's words flowed out from the corner of her mouth, how dare she say it?

At this moment, Qing Lin's stomach was filled with pain, and his internal organs felt like they were being roasted on a fire, hot and painful.

Not to mention moving, just breathing will tear the internal organs, making people miserable.

Even so, Qing Lin still endured the severe pain and walked up to the little donkey, patted his donkey's head and said with approval:

"The blow just now was very good. It almost hurt me. As a donkey, you are already very powerful for being able to do this. You should be proud. With such strength, you are only a little bit worse than me back then, which is enough. Disdainful of most geniuses in the world..."

Little Donkey didn't have so much thought. He just felt that the human woman in front of him was quite durable.

Seeing Qing Lin nagging non-stop, Xiao Donkey said impatiently: "You talk a lot of nonsense, do you still want to fight?"

A simple sentence almost choked Qing Lin to death.

beat?

A spanking.

I can’t fucking stand still now. If I continue to fight, will I be beaten to death by you?

You must never admit defeat.

I am the number one priest in the Eastern Continent, surrendering to a stupid donkey?I would rather die where I am.

You can't fight, you can't admit defeat.

I can only keep my mouth shut.

"Um...brother Mahu. Actually, we don't have any deep hatred. There is no need to fight to the death. You should also know that I am relatively strong and I don't want to take action easily."

"When I take action, I will either die or be injured. You'd better admit defeat happily, otherwise it will be bad if I hurt you."

Qinglin's words did not frighten the little donkey, he still insisted:

"No, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight if I don't beat you up, Mr. Donkey. If my skills are inferior to others, I deserve to be beaten to death by you."

After listening to the translation of Emperor Ji's words, Liu Wuyou couldn't help but complain:

"Little Donkey, just admit defeat happily. If you don't admit defeat, this green-skinned girl will probably die of pain. Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid? Haven't you noticed that she can't stand firm now?"

Qing Lin retorted with a pale face:

"You...you're talking nonsense! If you want to fight, just fight. Can I still be afraid of him?"

He looks strong on the outside but is wailing on the inside.

After all, I'm going to be beaten to death by a donkey.