Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Zhang Er's face is so swollen!

In Liu Wuwu's previous life, he had a primary school classmate named Xiaojie. This Xiaojie liked to fish for birds and fish the most.

During the summer vacation of third grade, Liu Wuwu and Xiaojie went to dig out sparrow nests together.

In the past, sparrows liked to build nests under tiles, and it was very easy to catch one at a time.

Liu Wuwu clearly remembered that it was a sultry afternoon. Xiaojie, who was naked, was chatting and laughing with him while reaching his hand under the eaves. Then, under the extremely shocked eyes of the two, Xiaojie took out a fist-sized hand. Hornet's nest.

Wasps are not bees, they are extremely thick.The big one is even as thick as an adult's little finger, and the poisonous needle on the back of the butt is as long as a centimeter.

One wasp can sting a person and make him cry for father and mother, but a swarm of wasps can really kill someone.

Poor Xiaojie was stung and was hospitalized directly, and Liu Wuwu was dragged back by his family to enjoy a meal of fried meat with bamboo whip.

The next day, Liu Wuwu's parents took Liu Wuwu to apologize to Xiaojie. Liu Wuwu had forgotten what he said specifically, but he would never forget Xiaojie's face that was as swollen as a balloon.

I'm a good boy. Originally, Xiaojie had big eyes and a high nose bridge, and he looked like a handsome boy. But that day, Xiaojie's eyes were swollen with only a line left, and his face was so swollen that his nose was buried. It was so miserable. !

At this moment, Zhang Er was even worse than Xiaojie at that time.

His whole face looked like it had been run over by a steamroller, and he didn't look like a normal person at all.

In addition, Zhang Er's hands were swollen, at least four or five times larger than normal, and he couldn't even hold them.

Liu Wuwu: "Are you poisoned again?"

Zhang Erluo waved his hands stubbornly.

"It's just a matter of anger, it's okay."

Liu Wuwu sighed softly.

"Brother, let's not be brave, okay? Are you angry? You are going to explode if you are angry. Tell me, what happened this time?"

Maybe Zhang Er was in pain too, so he could only pull Liu Wuwu in front of him and explain in a low voice: "Brother, I have been poisoned by red dragon fruit. Can you help me detoxify? I...I It hurts like hell now.”

"Didn't I tell you this stuff is poisonous?"

Liu Wuwu looked at Zhang Er dumbly.

How could someone who is decades old do such a childish thing?

"this......"

Zhang Er looked hesitant, but finally told the truth.

"I want to use dragon fruit to resist ghost energy..."

Liu Wuyuan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "I understand, you are such a pervert, you still want to touch the corpse sister?"

Liu Wuyou was so angry that he rolled his eyes.

"Today I finally understand what it means to die under the peonies. Being a ghost is also romantic. You really risked your life for those dirty thoughts."

Zhang Er looked ashamed and rarely said anything to refute.

When he was like this, Liu Wuwu was embarrassed to continue the fight. He could only hate the iron and said to Zhang Er: "Okay, don't embarrass yourself here. Come on, I will think of a way for you."

Zhang Er shook his head in a daze.

"Can't go."

Liu Wuwu: "Can't leave? What do you mean, you have a nail on your butt."

Zhang Er looked ashamed and explained in a low voice: "I...I also put some red dragon fruit into my crotch. Now it's swollen like a cucumber. It hurts so much that I want to die."

Liu Wuwu took a deep look at Zhang Er and sighed.

"Alas! What kind of evil did I do in my previous life to meet such a shameless pervert like you?"

......

Red dragon fruit has heat poison, and the antidote is naturally some cooling and fire-removing elixirs.

Liu Wuwu told everyone about Zhang Er's situation.

Of course, in order to save Zhang Er's face, he didn't mention the poisoning in his crotch.I just told everyone vaguely that Zhang Er was poisoned by heat poison, and I hope everyone can think of a solution.

Husandao and Sister Xi were confused and didn't understand why Zhang Er was poisoned.

On the contrary, Emperor Ji said that the ice pear fruit from the Northern Continent has a very good detoxification effect.

This ice pear fruit is very common in the northern continent, and Emperor Ji always eats it as a snack.

Now that someone needed it, Emperor Ji took out three ice pear fruits and gave them to Zhang Erluzi without hesitation.

Zhang Erlunzi ate it one meal at a time, which had some effect, but his face was still swollen.

Really having no choice, Liu Wuwu had no choice but to painfully take out a spiritual herb called Purple Linghua.

As soon as the grass came out, the temperature in the entire silver coffin dropped by two or three degrees. Looking at the effect, you knew that this flower was not simple.

"This grass is worth 100 million spiritual stones... No, chew this grass and turn it into grass ointment and apply it on the wound. The swelling will subside in less than a quarter of an hour."

Upon hearing that this herb was so precious, the stingy Zhang Er quickly waved his hand.

"Forget it, I won't die for a while anyway. It might be over after a while."

Liu Wuwu said speechlessly:

"Okay, don't cry poverty to me here. Otherwise, I won't ask for money for Zilinghua. Just think of it as an advance gift for you and Sister Shi to get married, how about it?"

As soon as he heard that there was no money required, Zhang Er immediately became energetic.

"Then I'll thank you, senior brother, in advance."

Taking the purple water chestnut flower, Zhang Erzi tried to chew it in his mouth, but his mouth was too swollen and he couldn't open it at all.

He had no choice but to ask everyone for help.

The little donkey, who had been waiting for a long time, squeezed in while slobbering (animal language): "I'll come, I'll chew."

Liu Wuyuan didn't even need Ji Di's translation and directly pushed the huge donkey's head away.

"Go away! I've never seen anything left in your mouth except saliva. A donkey with a big stomach who even dares to swallow sugar cane. Who believes you can spit out ointment? You want to steal my elixir, no way!" "

While stopping the little donkey Liu Wuwu, he handed the purple spirit flower to the corpse sister.

Sister Corpse didn't refuse, she put it in her mouth and chewed it crunchily.

Chew it into ointment and apply it on Zhang Erluzi's face and hands.

I have to say that this 100 million elixir is really awesome. The moment it came into contact with the wound, Zhang Er's face swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Just when Sister Zhi thought she was about to wash her hands after applying it, Zhang Er stupidly took her hand.

"My dear wife, please come here, I have something to tell you."

Sister Zhi didn't know why, but she still put her head close to Zhang Er.

Zhang Er looked embarrassed and whispered a few words into Sister Zhi's ear.

Sister Corpse was furious when she heard this:

"You...you scoundrel! Why are you so shameless that you poisoned your own place???"

Zhang Er stupefied and begged: "Good sister, I'm really hurting to death. Can't you please help me apply some medicine?"

"This......"

Sister Corpse hesitated.

Although Er Yaozi is a bit of a jerk, he is still his father-in-law.If you don't help him yourself, should you let outsiders do it?

Just when Sister Shi was about to agree, Emperor Ji said that the iron fool suddenly said:

"Isn't the second uncle's hand healed? Why don't you apply the medicine yourself?"

"Hmph, liar!"

Sister Corpse ran away with a red face.

Zhang Er is so angry!

This is a once-in-a-century opportunity to be erotic.It was ruined by this stupid weasel's words.

Emperor Ji said that he was a junior, and Zhang Er was too embarrassed to bully him.In the end, he could only transfer his anger to Xiaolu, the master whom Emperor Ji said.

"My surname is Ma! Do you know how to teach your disciples? If you can't teach, then don't teach. Don't mislead your disciples!"

The little donkey raised his eyelids and glanced at Zhang Er, tilted his head and spit thick phlegm on the ground.

"Bah, what the hell!"