Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

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"Believe me! This is the second furnace explosion and the last furnace explosion."

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"Although this is the third furnace explosion, I believe it is the last."

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"This must be the last furnace explosion!"

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Facts have proved that Liu Wuwu’s words were almost like farts.

This furnace is so powerful that it is not as powerful as him on the Russian-Ukrainian battlefield.

The space inside the silver coffin was not big to begin with, but after Liu Wuwu did this, the room was filled with thunder and smoke, and the whole room was filled with the spicy smell of red dragon fruit.

Just taking a sip is like an ordinary person taking a sip, which costs ten yuan a pound and is [-] degrees white.

Like a stream of fire, it circulates along the trachea in the lungs and then flows throughout the body.

Everyone was reduced to tears and runny noses, but for Zhang Er's sake, they could only endure it.

In the thick smoke, Liu Wuwu exploded more than 40 furnaces of pills in succession.

Not to mention Hu San Dao, even Sister Zhi was so shocked that she opened her mouth wide.

Did Liu Wuwu rob someone's place of production of spiritual herbs? Otherwise, how could he have so many spiritual herbs in his hands?

"Why are you so crazy if you don't sleep at night?"

Someone asked next to Hu San Dao's ear.

Tiger Sand Sword: "Forget it, just bear with it for Zhang Er."

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about? Did I ask him to shoot it?"

Hu Sandao glanced at Zhang Er and said in surprise: "Hey, why are you awake?"

Zhang Er was stunned with an angry look on his face.

"Nonsense, how can I sleep with such a loud noise?"

Husandao nodded: "Yes, this movement is a bit loud. But in order to refine the elixir, I can only endure it."

After exploding more than 30 furnaces in a row, Liu Wuwu finally refined a ball of "elixir" that was as black as coal and the size of an orange.

Liu Wuwu wiped the dust off his face and walked to the stone bed.

Looking at the empty stone bed, he wondered: "Which of you moved idiot Zhang Er away?"

Zhang Er patted the dust on his body and trotted to Liu Wuwu.

"Brother, what do you need from me?"

"???"

Liu Wuwu was confused.

"You, why are you up?"

Zhang Er was dumbfounded: "Aren't you talking nonsense? Who can sleep while you are refining medicine here?"

Liu Wuwu waved his hand, signaling Zhang Er to stop talking.

"Wait a minute, my mind is a little confused and I need to sort it out first."

"I slept in the middle of the night and was woken up by Sister Zhi. She said that you were possessed by a ghost and would freeze to death. In order to help you thaw, I began to refine the Red Flame Pill despite the danger of the furnace explosion. Now you don't have the Red Flame Pill. Eat, is that all right?"

When he said the last few words, Liu Wuwu looked at Sister Corpse, his eyes full of doubts.

Sister Corpse stepped forward to check with Zhang Er, and explained to Liu Wuwu with a slight shame:

"Well... Eryaozi may have recovered from inhaling the drug residue left in the air."

Liu Wuwu pointed at his chicken coop, and then at the tattered clothes that were blown up like the elders of a beggar gang.He said aggrievedly: "All these crimes I suffered were in vain?"

Just when Zhang Erluzi was about to comfort him, Liu Wuwu angrily placed the black elixir in front of Zhang Erluzi.

"It's hard to practice, don't let it go to waste!"

Zhang Er stared at the piece of coke in front of him, pointed to his nose in disbelief and said, "You want me to eat it?"

Liu Wuwu nodded very firmly.

“I’m giving you two options now;

One is to eat it.

The second is to give me a beating and then eat it. "

Zhang Er was silent for a long time.

He asked cautiously: "Are there any other options?"

Liu Wuwu raised his fist as big as a casserole and shook it in front of Zhang Er, and said with a smile:

"Do you think so?"

Fortunately, [-]% of the ingredients in Liu Wuyue's elixir are black charcoal.Although it tastes bad, it is harmless to the body.

But while Zhang Er was eating, he almost burst into tears.

Fortunately, I was in good health and survived. If I expected these people to save me... it would be too dangerous.

This black and useless elixir was actually made by exploding nearly a hundred furnaces of elixirs. It was outrageous.

I have to say that Liu Wuwu is a real rich man, but also a real bullshit.

This time, Zhang Er was lucky enough to survive the disaster without any danger.

Sister Corpse repeatedly warned Zhang Er that he should not touch her again in the future.

When this matter was brought up, instead of being scared, Zhang Er stared at his right hand and smiled cheerfully for a long time.

He muttered: "Touch this, it's worth dying for me..."

Liu Wuwu said doubtfully: "You..."

Opening his mouth, he decided not to ask.

How could he, an outsider, have the nerve to ask about private matters between husband and wife?

Liu Wuwu didn't want to speak, but Zhang Er didn't want to let him go.

Pulling Liu Wuwu, the two came to the corner of the silver coffin.

Seeing that no one was paying attention, Zhang Er asked secretly: "Brother, do you still have red dragon fruits in your hand? If so, give me one or two."

Liu Wuyou asked doubtfully: "Aren't you all cured of your illness? What do you need it for?"

Zhang Erluzi said mysteriously: "Don't worry about it. I just asked you if you have it. I will buy it with money."

Liu Wuwu took out two red dragon fruits from his storage bag and handed them to Zhang Er.

Zhang Er, who received the red dragon fruit, looked happy and smiled like a fool.

Seeing this, Liu Wuwu couldn't help but remind him:

"You kid, don't mess around, this thing is poisonous."

The heat poison Liu Wuwu mentioned is somewhat similar to the spiciness of chili peppers.Yes, the spiciness in sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy food is indeed poisonous.The red flame pills clashed with hot and cold, fighting poison with poison, and this saved Zhang Er.

Of course, this hot poison is thousands of times hotter than the hottest chili peppers, and can even kill people directly.

Otherwise, the taste alone would not have made this group of Jindan Qixun burst into tears and noses.

After all the hard work, everyone was very tired.

After simply picking up the trash, everyone turned on the lights and went back to sleep.

Seeing that everyone was asleep, Zhang Erzi quietly came to the corner with the red dragon fruit.

Gently squeeze the skin of the red dragon fruit with your hands, and the blood-like juice flows out instantly.

Zhang Erzi first smeared the palms of his hands with the juice. After smearing both hands, he looked down...

When everyone woke up, it was already afternoon.

With an empty stomach, Liu Wuwu greeted everyone to eat.

Liu Wuwu, who was not in good spirits, suggested drinking meat porridge to nourish his stomach, and everyone agreed.

When everyone was at the table, Liu Wuwu discovered that there was one person missing.

"Hey, where's the idiot Zhang Er?"

Everyone found Zhang Er sitting on the ground in the corner with his back to everyone.

Liu Wuwen: "We are eating, what are you doing sitting on the floor?"

Zhang Er was stunned and stayed where he was, motionless.

"Eat yours and leave me alone."

Liu Wuwu: "Then...it's up to you."

After that, everyone started to feast.

After a long time, Zhang Er was probably hungry, so he asked in a low voice: "Can you leave some for me?"

Liu Wuwu walked over curiously holding the bowl.

"You are the same person. If you want to eat, you won't be able to serve it yourself..."

Liu Wuwu complained as he walked around to Zhang Er, and before he could stand still, he immediately exclaimed:

"Oh my god! What the hell is this?"