Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

This meal lasted from day to night.

Liu Wuwu, who had no idea how much wine he drank, vomited three times. Finally, amidst the laughter of everyone, he surrendered.

It stands to reason that monks will not get drunk. Their strong bodies can withstand any degree of strong alcohol.

But this is not a problem for old alcoholics who love to drink.

In order to enjoy the joy of drunkenness, these old drunkards did something that broke through human concepts and poisoned the wine.

Yes, it's the kind of poison that can kill people.

This "immortal brew" specially customized for monks will poison anyone to death if they take one sip.

Mortal wine depends on the degree of alcohol, but this kind of wine depends on the weight of the poison.

Generally speaking, a hundred pounds of wine goes with a pound of poison.

But these drunkards from the Northern Continent have doubled their prices tenfold, matching ten pounds of wine with one pound of poison.

There are also people like Hu Dahai who are not afraid of death and drink poison at the same time.

Drinking with this kind of old man, Liu Wuwu was no match for him.He came to the banquet standing and crawled out of the Hu family compound.

After escaping from the banquet, Liu Wuyou felt the urge to urinate. He randomly found a deserted corner, took off his pants and wanted to release.

Perhaps because he drank too much, he couldn't even stand firmly and was swaying and about to fall.

"Mr. Liu, do you need me to help you?"

Suddenly a familiar voice came from my ear.

Liu Wuwu, who was drunk, didn't think much about who it was. He just wanted to finish peeing at the moment.

"Okay...ok...please help me."

After agreeing, a small white hand stretched out and supported Xiaoliu Wuwu under the stall.

When someone touched an important part of his body, Liu Wuwu, who was in a drunken state, was also stunned.

"I asked you to help me, why are you holding it?"

As he spoke, Liu Wuwu looked up along his arm...

"Holy shit! Hu Shan'er, why is it you!!!"

Liu Wuwu was so frightened that he woke up instantly and quickly put on his pants, regardless of whether he was peeing or not.

Hu Shan'er's face turned slightly red.

"Brother, aren't I helping you pee?"

Liu Wuwu was really afraid of this unscrupulous girl from the Hu family. He tightened his grip on his belt, looking pitiful as if he had been bullied by a gangster.

"You...you are a girl, how could you do this!"

Hu Shan'er shook her head shyly.

"We are all men of our own family, why should we be shy?"

Hu Shan'er cast a flirtatious look at Liu Wuwu, but her eyes kept staring at Liu Wuwu's lower body.

"Brother's hand feels really good, it's soft and waxy."

The expression on Liu Wuwu's face is so wonderful, you can dislike it as much as you want.

"Sister, please stop talking. Isn't it okay that I was wrong? Well, I'm still cooking porridge at home, so let's go first. Goodbye!"

Liu Wuwu fled in a panic.

Because I was running too fast, my left foot stumbled over my right foot and I even fell heavily on the flat ground.

Even though his nose was bleeding from the impact, he still ran away regardless.

Hu Shan'er wanted to chase him, but Liu Wuwu was too fast and was gone in the blink of an eye.

Back at their residence, Hu Sandao and Zhang Erluzi were drinking tea to sober up.

These two old men are much more skilled than Liu Wuwu.

Hu San Dao excused himself to something and ran away not long after the banquet started.

Zhang Erluzi even excused himself for having a stomachache and only took a few sips of wine during the entire banquet.

Only Liu Wuyuan, a tough guy, was drinking with Hu Dahai like an idiot.

The two were shocked when they saw Liu Wuwu.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Brother, were you robbed? Your pants were so frightened that you peed your pants."

At this moment, Liu Wuwu was in a very embarrassed state.

He was wearing sexy pants, with injuries on his face and messy hair on his head.

Faced with Zhang Er's stupid ridicule, Liu Wuyue was not angry but slumped on the threshold in despair.

"I...I seem to have been teased."

Zhang Er glanced at Hu San Dao.

"Why, Master Miaoyu is here?"

Apart from this crazy womanizer, Zhang Er didn't think there was anyone else in the world who would tease Liu Wuwu, a lunatic.

Liu Wuyou ignored Zhang Er and looked at Hu Sandao with a pleading look on his face.

"Brother, can you take care of your crazy sister? She is too scary! Do you know what she did to me?"

Husandao said curiously:

"What can a little girl do to you?"

Liu Wuwu's eyes were filled with tears, and he was crying.

"She, she...she...wuwu...I'm embarrassed to say it, wuwu..."

Now even Zhang Er became curious.

Absolutely did not expect ah.

There are actually people in this world who can bully Liu Wuwu.This is really a knife in the ass and an eye-opener.

Could it be that this Hu Shan'er is the nemesis of the great devil Liu Wuwu?

Liu Wuwei, who cried for a while, felt ashamed and went into the house to pack his luggage.

Zhang Er was confused by his operation.

"Senior brother, the matter with the Hu family has not been resolved yet, are you leaving now?"

Liu Wuwu shook his head aggrievedly.

"I'm staying in an inn tonight. Don't try to persuade me. Even if I were to die, I wouldn't dare live under the same roof as Hu Shan'er."

Zhang Er didn't stop him, but kindly reminded him: "Brother, I don't recommend you go out to live."

Liu Wuwu: "Why?"

Zhang Er was stunned: "At least brother Hu Sandao is here, so she doesn't dare to go too far. But if you live alone outside, what if she touches your room in the dark..."

hiss!

Liu Wuyue took a long breath of cold air and turned pale with fear.

He threw the bundle on the table.

"Tonight I'm going to sleep in the same room as Tiger Sando, and I'll beat up whoever dares to stop him!"

Tiger Sand Sword: "???"

Why?

It was night, and Liu Wuwu tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.

On the one hand, Hu Sandao was snoring a bit loudly, and on the other hand, he had a stomachache.

There are 99 dishes at the Hu family banquet, 98 of which are meat dishes and the remaining two are broth.

This way of eating will cause stomach upset even if the gods come.

Liu Wuwu came outside the house in the dark.

The moonlight is like water tonight, which is really a good weather for shitting.

Arriving outside the hut, Liu Wuwu hesitated for a while.He asked tentatively: "Um...Tiger girl, you're not in there, are you?"

After seeing no movement for a long time, Liu Wuyue let out a long sigh of relief.

Damn it, Hu Shaner has created a psychological shadow on him.

Squat down, take off your pants, and swim for thousands of miles.

While Liu Wuwu was enjoying happily, a cute little girl appeared directly opposite and asked sweetly:

"Brother, do you need paper?"

Liu Wuyuan was going crazy, almost going crazy.

"Sister, I'm shitting. Don't you think it smells bad?"

Although Hu Shan'er's face turned red from suppressing it, she still said firmly: "No matter how smelly my man's pussy is, it still smells good."

Liu Wuwu broke down and covered his head.

"Sister, what do you want to do? Please tell me, can you? Don't torture me like this?"

Hu Shan'er never expected that Liu Wuwu would ask so directly, and she felt a little shy for a moment.

She rubbed the handkerchief in her hand and murmured to herself: "Shouldn't it be you boys who take the initiative in this kind of thing? I am a girl from a good family and I am thin-skinned. I don't have the nerve to say it out loud."

Liu Wuwu was still confused.

Hu Shan'er cursed with a bit of hatred for the indifference of iron and steel: "You are such a piece of wood, can't you come to your senses?"