Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 244 Tiger Sea
The people of the North were so heroic that they wanted to sacrifice their lives for saviors like Liu Wuyue.
This is not just an adjective, this is what the Tiger family really does.
In order to show the importance he attached to Liu Wuwu as his savior, the seriously injured head of the Hu family was carried to the dinner table in order to drink with Liu Wuwu.
No one stopped such a ridiculous thing. All the Hu family members acted as if it was taken for granted, which was outrageous.
If Hu San Dao hadn't been sitting nearby, Liu Wuwu would have even doubted whether these people were preparing for a fight.
The patriarch Hu Dahai is really Biao.
Even though he was seriously injured, he still drank a bottle of wine in three gulps. After taking a sip of wine, he almost spit out blood.
This scene was so frightening that Liu Wuwu repeatedly pulled at the corner of Hu San Dao's clothes and asked him to take care of it.
Husandao didn't seem to notice it, and was drinking alone.
Forced to be helpless, Liu Wuwu could only lie down next to Hu Sandao's ear and softly beg: "San Dao, please take care of your father. Your nose is starting to spurt blood after drinking this, aren't you worried at all?"
Husandao raised his eyebrows and glanced at his own father, his face full of disgust.
"It's okay to drink to death. This old man is an old drunkard. If he doesn't drink three to five kilograms a day, he will suffocate to death."
Being treated with such connotations by his own son, Hu Dahai couldn't stand it anymore.
"You bastard, how can you talk? You dare to expose me in front of the guests. Do you believe that I will slap you?"
Hu Dahai was not just talking, he raised his chopsticks and was about to hit Hu Sandao on the head.
The move was so big that it hurt the wound.
Before he could hit Hu San Dao, he himself spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Husandao hurriedly stepped forward to check, and after confirming that there was nothing serious, he laughed and said:
"If you are older, you are older. If you can't do it, you can't do it. A mere mid-Nascent Soul stage will beat you like this. Just like what you said before, you will fight a dragon for [-] rounds and kill a tiger monster in the Nascent Soul stage with three punches. It’s all just bragging, right?”
"Do you want to piss me off to death?"
Hu Dahai became so angry that he wanted to get up and beat Hu three times.
Husandao also made a rare mistake and patted his butt at his father.
"Get up and beat me up if you can."
Looking at Hu San Dao's butt, Hu Dahai suddenly thought of something.
His face changed instantly.
It was originally pale due to excessive bleeding, but now it is as black as an earthen stove in the countryside.
Play to play, to make trouble.
No matter what, I am still my father.
Husandao saw that his father's expression was not right, so he quickly stepped forward to check his body.
"Dad, are you okay? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
Hu Dahai grabbed Hu Sandao's shoulders with a solemn expression.
"Sandao, daddy wants to ask you something. I'm not joking with you, answer it seriously and don't lie."
Husandao was puzzled.
"Father, tell me."
Hu Dahai: "Do you like men?"
Tiger Sand Sword: "???"
As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden silence at the dinner table.
Everyone stopped moving and raised their ears, waiting for Hu San Dao's answer.
Of course, there are exceptions.
For example, Liu Wuwu and Zhang Erlunzi silently distanced themselves from Hu San Dao.
Zhang Er was silent and covered his butt with his right hand.
After Husandao noticed Zhang Er's actions, he almost lost his temper.
"Stupid Zhang Er, what do you mean by covering your butt? Say! What do you mean!!?"
Zhang Er's eyes were evasive, but his tone was firm: "It's itchy, scratch it."
Husandao almost laughed angrily.
"Zhang Er, the three of us have been together for such a long time. We eat and sleep together every day. Don't you know whether I like men or not?"
Zhang Erzi waved his hands quickly and hurriedly explained to the people around him:
"We eat together, but we don't sleep in the same tent... We only slept in the same tent a few times, and those few times were because we drank too much..."
The more Zhang Erluzi explained, the more he felt something was wrong, and the way everyone looked at Zhang Erluzi and Hu Sandao became more and more strange.
In the end, Zhang Er couldn't explain anymore.
He grabbed Hu San Dao by the collar and asked, "Grandson, did you do something unscrupulous while I was sleeping?"
Tiger Sand Sword: "???"
Grandma, I want you to explain it to me.It’s okay if you don’t explain it to me, but you still dare to discredit me?
"This...I can prove that San Dao doesn't like men."
Seeing that things were developing in a strange direction, Liu Wuwu decided to save Hu San Dao from the fire and water.
For a moment, Hu San Dao seemed to have found a savior, and looked at Liu Wuwu expectantly.
I saw Liu Wuwu softly spit out four words.
"Master Miaoyu."
As soon as the name came out, Zhang Er suddenly realized it.
Husandao's face was slightly red and he was too shy to speak.
The rest of the Tiger family were confused and didn't know what to say.
Hu Dahai couldn't restrain his curiosity and asked proactively: "Who is Master Miaoyu you are talking about? Why have I never heard of it?"
Seeing that the old man was nervous with curiosity, Zhang Er stupefied himself and explained softly in his ear.
After the explanation, Zhang Erdu reminded him again and again:
"Uncle, only the four of us know about this matter. You must not spread the word outside."
Hu Dahai nodded with a shocked expression.
"I know, I know. My son is shameless, but I still want to be shameless. Even if I am beaten to death, I will not tell anyone about it."
Hu Dahai took a sip of wine to calm down his shock. When the wine glass was placed on the table, the old man suddenly cursed:
"Tiger Three Swords!!! You damn bastard, you actually went to the Eastern Continent to sleep with the little widow. You fucked me eighteen times a night, do you think you can do it? I've introduced so many yellow-flowered girls to you, look! If I can’t, I have to sleep with someone else’s used second-hand goods. I’m so angry!!!”
"Come here, bring me my whip. I will beat this shameless bastard to death today."
Zhang Er was stunned: "!!!"
Isn't this old man too unreliable?
You said you wouldn't even say it even if you were beaten to death. Does this old man mean to say it even if you don't need to beat him?
Husandao on the opposite side was as red as a monkey's butt, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Liu Wuwen: "Uncle, how about we drink first?"
At this time, Liu Wuyue had to come to smooth things over.After all, Liu Wuwu was also the savior of the Hu family. Hu Dahai valued friendship the most, so it would be fine if his savior let him die immediately.
Now that Liu Wuwu has spoken, how can he dare to complain?
Drink, drink to death!
Only half an hour had passed before Liu Wuwu regretted it.It's not that I regret helping the tiger three times, but that I regret talking about drinking.
This group of animals in the Hu family are so damn good that they can drink.
Can you believe that a baby who has just learned to walk can drink half a catty of wine?The rest of the people have a minimum of two kilograms, and even women can drink half a kilogram of wine in one gulp.
Liu Wuwen was also a good-looking person, and he couldn't be compared with a woman, so he had to hold his nose and drink hard.
I have to say that the Hudahai wine is terrible!
After drinking a pound and starting to brag, there is no place in the sky or on earth that he cannot go to, and there is no one in the sky that he dare not beat.
After weighing two pounds, he grabbed Liu Wuwu's neck and wanted to have sex with him.
After three pounds, he had to pee on the dining table. After four pounds, he began to call Tiandao a bastard. After five pounds, he took Hu Sandao and wanted to go to a brothel to find a girl.
Six pounds...no six pounds.
Hu San Dao's mother took action, and Hu Da Dahai was almost beaten to death with one slap.
This is not just an adjective, this is what the Tiger family really does.
In order to show the importance he attached to Liu Wuwu as his savior, the seriously injured head of the Hu family was carried to the dinner table in order to drink with Liu Wuwu.
No one stopped such a ridiculous thing. All the Hu family members acted as if it was taken for granted, which was outrageous.
If Hu San Dao hadn't been sitting nearby, Liu Wuwu would have even doubted whether these people were preparing for a fight.
The patriarch Hu Dahai is really Biao.
Even though he was seriously injured, he still drank a bottle of wine in three gulps. After taking a sip of wine, he almost spit out blood.
This scene was so frightening that Liu Wuwu repeatedly pulled at the corner of Hu San Dao's clothes and asked him to take care of it.
Husandao didn't seem to notice it, and was drinking alone.
Forced to be helpless, Liu Wuwu could only lie down next to Hu Sandao's ear and softly beg: "San Dao, please take care of your father. Your nose is starting to spurt blood after drinking this, aren't you worried at all?"
Husandao raised his eyebrows and glanced at his own father, his face full of disgust.
"It's okay to drink to death. This old man is an old drunkard. If he doesn't drink three to five kilograms a day, he will suffocate to death."
Being treated with such connotations by his own son, Hu Dahai couldn't stand it anymore.
"You bastard, how can you talk? You dare to expose me in front of the guests. Do you believe that I will slap you?"
Hu Dahai was not just talking, he raised his chopsticks and was about to hit Hu Sandao on the head.
The move was so big that it hurt the wound.
Before he could hit Hu San Dao, he himself spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Husandao hurriedly stepped forward to check, and after confirming that there was nothing serious, he laughed and said:
"If you are older, you are older. If you can't do it, you can't do it. A mere mid-Nascent Soul stage will beat you like this. Just like what you said before, you will fight a dragon for [-] rounds and kill a tiger monster in the Nascent Soul stage with three punches. It’s all just bragging, right?”
"Do you want to piss me off to death?"
Hu Dahai became so angry that he wanted to get up and beat Hu three times.
Husandao also made a rare mistake and patted his butt at his father.
"Get up and beat me up if you can."
Looking at Hu San Dao's butt, Hu Dahai suddenly thought of something.
His face changed instantly.
It was originally pale due to excessive bleeding, but now it is as black as an earthen stove in the countryside.
Play to play, to make trouble.
No matter what, I am still my father.
Husandao saw that his father's expression was not right, so he quickly stepped forward to check his body.
"Dad, are you okay? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
Hu Dahai grabbed Hu Sandao's shoulders with a solemn expression.
"Sandao, daddy wants to ask you something. I'm not joking with you, answer it seriously and don't lie."
Husandao was puzzled.
"Father, tell me."
Hu Dahai: "Do you like men?"
Tiger Sand Sword: "???"
As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden silence at the dinner table.
Everyone stopped moving and raised their ears, waiting for Hu San Dao's answer.
Of course, there are exceptions.
For example, Liu Wuwu and Zhang Erlunzi silently distanced themselves from Hu San Dao.
Zhang Er was silent and covered his butt with his right hand.
After Husandao noticed Zhang Er's actions, he almost lost his temper.
"Stupid Zhang Er, what do you mean by covering your butt? Say! What do you mean!!?"
Zhang Er's eyes were evasive, but his tone was firm: "It's itchy, scratch it."
Husandao almost laughed angrily.
"Zhang Er, the three of us have been together for such a long time. We eat and sleep together every day. Don't you know whether I like men or not?"
Zhang Erzi waved his hands quickly and hurriedly explained to the people around him:
"We eat together, but we don't sleep in the same tent... We only slept in the same tent a few times, and those few times were because we drank too much..."
The more Zhang Erluzi explained, the more he felt something was wrong, and the way everyone looked at Zhang Erluzi and Hu Sandao became more and more strange.
In the end, Zhang Er couldn't explain anymore.
He grabbed Hu San Dao by the collar and asked, "Grandson, did you do something unscrupulous while I was sleeping?"
Tiger Sand Sword: "???"
Grandma, I want you to explain it to me.It’s okay if you don’t explain it to me, but you still dare to discredit me?
"This...I can prove that San Dao doesn't like men."
Seeing that things were developing in a strange direction, Liu Wuwu decided to save Hu San Dao from the fire and water.
For a moment, Hu San Dao seemed to have found a savior, and looked at Liu Wuwu expectantly.
I saw Liu Wuwu softly spit out four words.
"Master Miaoyu."
As soon as the name came out, Zhang Er suddenly realized it.
Husandao's face was slightly red and he was too shy to speak.
The rest of the Tiger family were confused and didn't know what to say.
Hu Dahai couldn't restrain his curiosity and asked proactively: "Who is Master Miaoyu you are talking about? Why have I never heard of it?"
Seeing that the old man was nervous with curiosity, Zhang Er stupefied himself and explained softly in his ear.
After the explanation, Zhang Erdu reminded him again and again:
"Uncle, only the four of us know about this matter. You must not spread the word outside."
Hu Dahai nodded with a shocked expression.
"I know, I know. My son is shameless, but I still want to be shameless. Even if I am beaten to death, I will not tell anyone about it."
Hu Dahai took a sip of wine to calm down his shock. When the wine glass was placed on the table, the old man suddenly cursed:
"Tiger Three Swords!!! You damn bastard, you actually went to the Eastern Continent to sleep with the little widow. You fucked me eighteen times a night, do you think you can do it? I've introduced so many yellow-flowered girls to you, look! If I can’t, I have to sleep with someone else’s used second-hand goods. I’m so angry!!!”
"Come here, bring me my whip. I will beat this shameless bastard to death today."
Zhang Er was stunned: "!!!"
Isn't this old man too unreliable?
You said you wouldn't even say it even if you were beaten to death. Does this old man mean to say it even if you don't need to beat him?
Husandao on the opposite side was as red as a monkey's butt, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Liu Wuwen: "Uncle, how about we drink first?"
At this time, Liu Wuyue had to come to smooth things over.After all, Liu Wuwu was also the savior of the Hu family. Hu Dahai valued friendship the most, so it would be fine if his savior let him die immediately.
Now that Liu Wuwu has spoken, how can he dare to complain?
Drink, drink to death!
Only half an hour had passed before Liu Wuwu regretted it.It's not that I regret helping the tiger three times, but that I regret talking about drinking.
This group of animals in the Hu family are so damn good that they can drink.
Can you believe that a baby who has just learned to walk can drink half a catty of wine?The rest of the people have a minimum of two kilograms, and even women can drink half a kilogram of wine in one gulp.
Liu Wuwen was also a good-looking person, and he couldn't be compared with a woman, so he had to hold his nose and drink hard.
I have to say that the Hudahai wine is terrible!
After drinking a pound and starting to brag, there is no place in the sky or on earth that he cannot go to, and there is no one in the sky that he dare not beat.
After weighing two pounds, he grabbed Liu Wuwu's neck and wanted to have sex with him.
After three pounds, he had to pee on the dining table. After four pounds, he began to call Tiandao a bastard. After five pounds, he took Hu Sandao and wanted to go to a brothel to find a girl.
Six pounds...no six pounds.
Hu San Dao's mother took action, and Hu Da Dahai was almost beaten to death with one slap.
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