Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 228 The Cheapest Doctor
Liu Wuwen: "Can we not compete?"
Little Donkey (translated by Ji Di): "No."
Liu Wuwu compromised: "How about we compete again at night? If we delay for a while, I'm worried that Loach will die in our hands."
Little Donkey: "Okay, I'm not in a hurry anyway."
Liu Wuwu ordered Emperor Ji to ride a bike that day.
Emperor Ji said, step up.
Good guy, not moving at all.
As expected of a 37-wheeler, the resistance was huge. Plus there were four people and a donkey sitting on the vehicle. Just getting the vehicle moving made Ji Diyue so tired that he gritted his teeth and sweated profusely.
At this moment, Ji Diyue finally understood what Liu Wuwu meant by exercising.
After using up the efforts of nine cows and two tigers, Emperor Ji finally let the car move.
The extremely powerful inertia, coupled with the fact that this wretched car had no brakes at all, caused the 37-wheeler to run faster and faster, randomly knocking over seven or eight passers-by on the road.
Half an hour later, the car finally plunged into Ni Loach's house and broke through the door of Ni Loach's house.
The old man who was guarding the gate of Nilu's house was dumbfounded and immediately dropped the braised noodles he was holding in his hand.
"Damn it! Where did you come from, so stupid, that you dared to provoke us, the Niluo family. Come on, come on, come on and beat these little bastards to death!"
In an instant, more than a dozen guards from the Loach family surrounded Liu Wuwu and others.
Liu Wuwu quickly waved his hand and pointed at the loach in the car and said:
"Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings. Do you know Ni Loach? He was injured. We acted as good people and did a good deed and sent him back."
The old janitor glanced at Loach, who was lying on the iron cart, his head swollen like pig urine.
Just two slaps to Loach's head.
These two slaps stunned Liu Wuyou, who looked at the old man in horror.
"Why did you hit him?"
The old man laughed and said: "Hit him? I'm going to kick him! You guys are like dogs. How dare you find a pig head to pretend to be our ancestor?"
"Do you think I'm blind? How could my ancestor look like a ghost?"
"I've seen too many bastards like you who want to take advantage of you. Get out of here, or I'll break your legs!"
Liu Wuwu tried to explain: "He is really a loach..."
The old janitor interrupted him: "Get out of here!!!"
Reluctantly, Liu Wuwen and the others had no choice but to drag Loach back to their residence.
As soon as they took their seats, Liu Wuwu raised his leg and gave Zhang Er a kick.
"It's all your fault for beating Ni Loach so hard that even his mother can't recognize him. Now, no one in Ni Loach's family can recognize him."
Zhang Er stupefied and said aggrievedly: "How can you blame me for this? If you want to blame, it's because Ni Loach is too weak. He can't even beat a Golden Core Stage. He failed too much in the Nascent Soul Stage..."
While talking, Zhang Er glanced at Ni Loach.
Just at this glance, Zhang Er immediately panicked.
"Alas... don't cry! I'm a man who is hundreds of years old. Isn't it a shame?"
That's right, Loach was crying after a series of blows, and it was so sad that he cried.
It is difficult for outsiders to understand his mood at this moment.
This is like when Tyson, who was in his prime, passed by the Little Lotus Kindergarten next door to your home, and was beaten into a pig's head by Zhang Zixuan, a child who rushed out of the kindergarten.
This was not over yet. When Tyson returned to the club, instead of being comforted, he was ridiculed by all his teammates and boxing fans.
If this matter were to happen to you, would you be able to break your defense?
Tyson...oh no, Loach was crying and couldn't stop the car. He was crying so hard that he couldn't stop the car.
Seeing this scene, the kind-hearted Husandao took the initiative and said: "How about... we find a doctor for him?"
Zhang Er looked reluctant.
"It costs money to see a doctor."
Liu Wuwu looked at Zhang Er dumbly.I never expected that this guy would be so stingy.
Liu Wuyue casually pulled over the waiter who was waiting on the side and asked, "Brother, do you know which doctor is the cheapest in the city?"
This question almost caused the waiter's brain to freeze.Find the cheapest treatment...Is this because life is too long?
After a long silence, the waiter said:
"I don't know who is the cheapest, but the one with the worst medical skills is probably Wu Laoer from Xicheng. He used to be a veterinarian, but he just changed his profession the day before yesterday."
Zhang Er nodded dumbly.
"Okay, it's him!"
Loach: "Woooooooo..."
He couldn't make a sound, but he waved his hands frantically, hoping to find another doctor.
But those beasts like Liu Wuwu didn't even pay attention to him.
Emperor Ji, who didn't understand why, pointed at Ni Loach and said, "Dad, he seems to have something to say."
Liu Wuwu raised his hand and slapped him.
"Where is all this nonsense? If you have nothing to do, go to the kitchen and order some food. I'm hungry."
After lunch, the group of people came to a medical clinic according to the waiter's instructions.
It's said to be a medical clinic, but it's actually more like a butcher's shop.
There is a pork stall in front of the door, with several strips of bright red pork hanging.
Standing behind the stall was a big man with hair all over his chest, chopping ribs.
Emperor Ji stepped forward and asked: "Uncle, does Wu Laoer live here?"
"I am Wu Lao Er, how many kilograms of meat do you want?"
Emperor Ji pointed at the loach behind him.
"I'm here to see a doctor."
Wu Laoer looked at Ni Loach and asked hesitantly: "Is this... a person?"
Zhang Er looked at Liu Wuwu and hesitated: "Brother, this doctor seems a bit unreliable."
Liu Wuwu waved his hand.
"It doesn't matter whether it is reliable or not. Anyway, the worst result is that the loach is being killed. The loach is our enemy rather than a friend, so just die."
Liu Wuyou's logic... is quite rigorous.
Wu Laoer was very happy when he knew that he was here to see a doctor. He quickly asked everyone to help him put the loach on the chopping board.
First, he tied the loach upright and then said: "To be honest with you, I, Wu Laoer, have only recently changed my career to become a doctor. But don't worry, I used to be called the "King of Hell" in the veterinary field. No matter how heavy the animal gets, I can cure all diseases."
Liu Wuwu had a strange expression on his face: "Senior King of Hell?"
Wu Laoer quickly explained:
"Don't get me wrong, what I mean by fighting against the King of Hell is that even the King of Hell cannot take away my patients."
Everyone nodded in understanding.
Zhang Er asked what he was most concerned about: "How do you charge as a new doctor who has just changed his profession?"
Wu Laoer looked confused and stretched out two fingers: "Twenty pounds of fine pork, how about it?"
A pound of good quality pork costs only half a tael of silver, and twenty pounds of fine pork costs only ten taels of silver.
It seems like a lot, but the patient is a big shot in the Nascent Soul stage?
At this time, even Zhang Er couldn't stand it anymore: "Aren't you too cheap?"
Wu Laoer said with a sad face: "Brother, twenty kilograms of pork is a lot, enough for you to eat for three to five days. This is a small business and I really can't give you much. Otherwise, I will give you ten more kilograms." How about thirty pounds of pork?”
Zhang Er was stunned: "Thirty kilograms of pork is not much...wait a minute, you mean you want to give me pork?"
As a good boy, this is the first time I've encountered a doctor who offered to pay for medical treatment. This medical skill... is really scary.
Little Donkey (translated by Ji Di): "No."
Liu Wuwu compromised: "How about we compete again at night? If we delay for a while, I'm worried that Loach will die in our hands."
Little Donkey: "Okay, I'm not in a hurry anyway."
Liu Wuwu ordered Emperor Ji to ride a bike that day.
Emperor Ji said, step up.
Good guy, not moving at all.
As expected of a 37-wheeler, the resistance was huge. Plus there were four people and a donkey sitting on the vehicle. Just getting the vehicle moving made Ji Diyue so tired that he gritted his teeth and sweated profusely.
At this moment, Ji Diyue finally understood what Liu Wuwu meant by exercising.
After using up the efforts of nine cows and two tigers, Emperor Ji finally let the car move.
The extremely powerful inertia, coupled with the fact that this wretched car had no brakes at all, caused the 37-wheeler to run faster and faster, randomly knocking over seven or eight passers-by on the road.
Half an hour later, the car finally plunged into Ni Loach's house and broke through the door of Ni Loach's house.
The old man who was guarding the gate of Nilu's house was dumbfounded and immediately dropped the braised noodles he was holding in his hand.
"Damn it! Where did you come from, so stupid, that you dared to provoke us, the Niluo family. Come on, come on, come on and beat these little bastards to death!"
In an instant, more than a dozen guards from the Loach family surrounded Liu Wuwu and others.
Liu Wuwu quickly waved his hand and pointed at the loach in the car and said:
"Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings. Do you know Ni Loach? He was injured. We acted as good people and did a good deed and sent him back."
The old janitor glanced at Loach, who was lying on the iron cart, his head swollen like pig urine.
Just two slaps to Loach's head.
These two slaps stunned Liu Wuyou, who looked at the old man in horror.
"Why did you hit him?"
The old man laughed and said: "Hit him? I'm going to kick him! You guys are like dogs. How dare you find a pig head to pretend to be our ancestor?"
"Do you think I'm blind? How could my ancestor look like a ghost?"
"I've seen too many bastards like you who want to take advantage of you. Get out of here, or I'll break your legs!"
Liu Wuwu tried to explain: "He is really a loach..."
The old janitor interrupted him: "Get out of here!!!"
Reluctantly, Liu Wuwen and the others had no choice but to drag Loach back to their residence.
As soon as they took their seats, Liu Wuwu raised his leg and gave Zhang Er a kick.
"It's all your fault for beating Ni Loach so hard that even his mother can't recognize him. Now, no one in Ni Loach's family can recognize him."
Zhang Er stupefied and said aggrievedly: "How can you blame me for this? If you want to blame, it's because Ni Loach is too weak. He can't even beat a Golden Core Stage. He failed too much in the Nascent Soul Stage..."
While talking, Zhang Er glanced at Ni Loach.
Just at this glance, Zhang Er immediately panicked.
"Alas... don't cry! I'm a man who is hundreds of years old. Isn't it a shame?"
That's right, Loach was crying after a series of blows, and it was so sad that he cried.
It is difficult for outsiders to understand his mood at this moment.
This is like when Tyson, who was in his prime, passed by the Little Lotus Kindergarten next door to your home, and was beaten into a pig's head by Zhang Zixuan, a child who rushed out of the kindergarten.
This was not over yet. When Tyson returned to the club, instead of being comforted, he was ridiculed by all his teammates and boxing fans.
If this matter were to happen to you, would you be able to break your defense?
Tyson...oh no, Loach was crying and couldn't stop the car. He was crying so hard that he couldn't stop the car.
Seeing this scene, the kind-hearted Husandao took the initiative and said: "How about... we find a doctor for him?"
Zhang Er looked reluctant.
"It costs money to see a doctor."
Liu Wuwu looked at Zhang Er dumbly.I never expected that this guy would be so stingy.
Liu Wuyue casually pulled over the waiter who was waiting on the side and asked, "Brother, do you know which doctor is the cheapest in the city?"
This question almost caused the waiter's brain to freeze.Find the cheapest treatment...Is this because life is too long?
After a long silence, the waiter said:
"I don't know who is the cheapest, but the one with the worst medical skills is probably Wu Laoer from Xicheng. He used to be a veterinarian, but he just changed his profession the day before yesterday."
Zhang Er nodded dumbly.
"Okay, it's him!"
Loach: "Woooooooo..."
He couldn't make a sound, but he waved his hands frantically, hoping to find another doctor.
But those beasts like Liu Wuwu didn't even pay attention to him.
Emperor Ji, who didn't understand why, pointed at Ni Loach and said, "Dad, he seems to have something to say."
Liu Wuwu raised his hand and slapped him.
"Where is all this nonsense? If you have nothing to do, go to the kitchen and order some food. I'm hungry."
After lunch, the group of people came to a medical clinic according to the waiter's instructions.
It's said to be a medical clinic, but it's actually more like a butcher's shop.
There is a pork stall in front of the door, with several strips of bright red pork hanging.
Standing behind the stall was a big man with hair all over his chest, chopping ribs.
Emperor Ji stepped forward and asked: "Uncle, does Wu Laoer live here?"
"I am Wu Lao Er, how many kilograms of meat do you want?"
Emperor Ji pointed at the loach behind him.
"I'm here to see a doctor."
Wu Laoer looked at Ni Loach and asked hesitantly: "Is this... a person?"
Zhang Er looked at Liu Wuwu and hesitated: "Brother, this doctor seems a bit unreliable."
Liu Wuwu waved his hand.
"It doesn't matter whether it is reliable or not. Anyway, the worst result is that the loach is being killed. The loach is our enemy rather than a friend, so just die."
Liu Wuyou's logic... is quite rigorous.
Wu Laoer was very happy when he knew that he was here to see a doctor. He quickly asked everyone to help him put the loach on the chopping board.
First, he tied the loach upright and then said: "To be honest with you, I, Wu Laoer, have only recently changed my career to become a doctor. But don't worry, I used to be called the "King of Hell" in the veterinary field. No matter how heavy the animal gets, I can cure all diseases."
Liu Wuwu had a strange expression on his face: "Senior King of Hell?"
Wu Laoer quickly explained:
"Don't get me wrong, what I mean by fighting against the King of Hell is that even the King of Hell cannot take away my patients."
Everyone nodded in understanding.
Zhang Er asked what he was most concerned about: "How do you charge as a new doctor who has just changed his profession?"
Wu Laoer looked confused and stretched out two fingers: "Twenty pounds of fine pork, how about it?"
A pound of good quality pork costs only half a tael of silver, and twenty pounds of fine pork costs only ten taels of silver.
It seems like a lot, but the patient is a big shot in the Nascent Soul stage?
At this time, even Zhang Er couldn't stand it anymore: "Aren't you too cheap?"
Wu Laoer said with a sad face: "Brother, twenty kilograms of pork is a lot, enough for you to eat for three to five days. This is a small business and I really can't give you much. Otherwise, I will give you ten more kilograms." How about thirty pounds of pork?”
Zhang Er was stunned: "Thirty kilograms of pork is not much...wait a minute, you mean you want to give me pork?"
As a good boy, this is the first time I've encountered a doctor who offered to pay for medical treatment. This medical skill... is really scary.
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