Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Ni Loach's family is in the North City, while Liu Wuwu and his group are all in the East City.

For the convenience of traveling, Liu Wuwu built a human-powered tricycle...

In fact, this car should not be called a tricycle.

A tricycle has three wheels, and the one Liu Wuwu was riding was equipped with eighteen pairs of wheels in addition to the single wheel at the front.

So strictly speaking, this vehicle should be called a human-powered 37-wheel vehicle.

As soon as this car came out, it immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Good guy, a [-] to [-]-foot-long iron car, you can't see the end at a glance.

Zhang Er stared at Liu Wuwu with a stupid expression: "Brother, what are you going to do?"

Liu Wuwu: "Exercise!"

Zhang Er was stunned: "Why are you so crazy?"

Liu Wuwu: "Exercise Ji Di's body."

Having said that, Liu Wuwu took the lead and stepped onto this 37-wheeler, which was comparable to a train.

Not only that, Liu Wuwu also moved the sleeping donkey out of the storage bag.

This little donkey is becoming more and more lazy. He only eats and sleeps every day, and his body is getting bigger and bigger.

In the past, the little donkey could only be described as a particularly fat pig and donkey, but now it is as big as an elephant and weighs at least four or five tons.

Strangely enough, although the little donkey was going crazy with laziness, his cultivation never dropped.

The cultivation speed is even faster than Ye Ming.

Don't forget that when Liu Wuwu bought the donkey for five taels of silver, it was just an ordinary donkey that could grind. But now its cultivation level has reached the middle stage of the Golden Elixir, which is only a small step lower than Liu Wuwu, who has been practicing for many years.

This speed of cultivation is unparalleled in the demon world.

Emperor Ji said that this was the first time he saw a donkey. Such a huge donkey frightened him.

"Dad, is this your mount?"

Liu Wuyou raised his hand and slapped Ji Diyue on the back of the head.

"Mount? Take your grandma's ride! It's my employee. Quick, go call Uncle Ma."

"Uncle Ma? Isn't he a donkey?"

Liu Wuwen: "He is a donkey, but his name is Ma Hu. Do you understand?"

At this time, the little donkey also woke up, looked around with drooped eyelids, and finally fixed his gaze on Ji Diyue.

Ma Hu (in animal language): "Hey, why is there a weasel here? Lord Donkey, I haven't eaten meat for a long time, so I'm going to serve you as a banquet today."

Emperor Ji said that his face turned pale with fright, and he quickly hid behind Liu Wuwu.

"Ma...Uncle Ma, I am dad's newly adopted son. You can't eat me."

The little donkey gave Liu Wuwu a contemptuous look.

"This grandson is getting better and better as he gets older. He has brought a smelly weasel as his son, and the old Liu family has been completely disgraced by him."

Emperor Ji said that although he was afraid of the little donkey from the bottom of his heart, he still puffed up his chest and said to the little donkey:

"I'm very powerful. I...I can fart, and I can fart very smellyly."

Don't laugh, everyone.This is the innate skill of the weasel clan. The smellier it is, the better the talent is.

The little donkey curled his mouth.

"How about we compete? If you win, I will accept you as my apprentice. If you lose, you will be my servant for ten years."

Emperor Ji said hesitantly.

Although the demon clan senior in front of him looks powerful, no matter how strong he is, he cannot be stronger than his second uncle.

Besides, there is also my third uncle and adoptive father!

There are so many strong people, why should I worship you as my teacher?

I saw Emperor Ji's hesitation.

The little donkey sneered: "Boy, do you look down on me?"

Emperor Ji smiled innocently, acquiescing.

The little donkey was not angry, but patiently explained: "Yes, these three bastards are the best among men, the best among geniuses. But you can't learn from them at all."

"Zhang Erluzi cultivates ghost energy. This thing is not from this world. Without the silver coffin, Zhang Erluzi cannot even practice it himself."

"The tiger three swords are born with a sword body. He can master the essence of any sword technique just by seeing it once. This kind of talent is unique in the entire Xuanwu Continent. Are you sure you can learn what he taught you?"

"Finally, let's talk about Liu Wuwu. My boss seems ordinary, but in fact, his talent is the best. Not to mention other things, his body of thunder and calamity is unique and unique. If you want to learn from him, There is no life in death.”

Emperor Ji said, obviously not believing it: "Ten deaths and no life?"

Ma Hu rolled his eyes at him and laughed at Ji Di's ignorance.

"Not to mention anything else, when Liu Wuwu passed through the thunder tribulation of the Golden Core stage, his thunder tribulation was enough to kill the Nascent Soul stage boss. In other words, he resisted the attack of the Nascent Soul stage boss during the Foundation Establishment Great Perfection. Do you think you can do this kind of thing?"

what! ! ?

At this moment, Emperor Ji looked at Liu Wuwu with a look in his eyes as if he had seen a ghost, and was so surprised that he stuttered.

"Is this... is this... so awesome?"

The rats and wolves spoke in animal language, but Liu Wuyuan didn't understand them at all.

But he understood Emperor Ji's surprise and asked curiously: "Are you two talking about me?"

Emperor Ji said sincerely:

"You are awesome!"

"Hello, awesome? Fuck, you two bastards are scolding me behind my back?"

Emperor Ji said he was afraid of being beaten, so he quickly repeated Ma Hu's words.

Liu Wuyou nodded repeatedly, the pride on his face almost overflowing.

"The body of the Thunder Tribulation is just mediocre. It is the most powerful weapon of your father and me."

Emperor Ji jumped excitedly.

"What! Is there any technique in the world that is more powerful than the Thunder Tribulation Body? Dad, please tell me."

Liu Wuwu pointed at his face pretending to be profound: "Xiao Ji, what did you see?"

Emperor Ji opened his eyes and took a closer look.

"Uh... Dad, didn't you wash your face this morning? It's covered in ash."

Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at Emperor Ji, and then washed his face with spiritual energy.

"now what?"

Ji Diyue stared at it for a long time with his eyes wide open, and finally he could only shake his head helplessly.

Liu Wuyou said angrily: "He's handsome, handsome! You idiot, can't you see such an obvious thing?"

Emperor Ji said: "???"

Liu Wuwen said angrily: "I am the most handsome guy in Dugu City and parts of Blood Sea Gate. In these two places, as soon as I show up, the little widow and the big girl will have to run away with their butts between their legs..."

......

Xiaolu rolled his eyes at Liu Wuyuan three or four times, and then said, "Now do you know how unreliable your fake father is?"

Emperor Ji opened his mouth to explain to Liu Wuwu, but looking at his arrogant and complacent look, he couldn't open his mouth.

Ma Hu continued: "Boy, don't look at my humble birth, but Lord Donkey, my companion skills are awesome! Come on, come on, I'll give you a glimpse first. I'll save you from always thinking that I'm lying to you."

After saying that, Mahu tapped Ji Diyue's head with his donkey's hoof.

A golden light flashed in Ji Diyue's mind, and with just one glance, Ji Diyue almost knelt on the ground.

"No...impossible! You...how can you have such a powerful skill? Shouldn't such skills only exist in the upper world?"

Ma Hu smiled and pretended to be mysterious: "You must keep this matter a secret."

"Okay, now you know what I'm capable of. It's up to you whether you want to compete with me or not."

Emperor Ji nodded crazily.

If you lose, you will just be a servant for ten years, no big deal.

One rat and one donkey struck a deal.

Emperor Ji said to Liu Wuwu in human language:

"Dad, Uncle Ma and I are going to have a competition. Can you be the referee?"

Liu Wuwu didn't know why.

"That's fine. But your cultivation level is so low, how can you compare with him?"

Emperor Ji said, "The two of us are going to have a fart competition to see who farts the most."

I am Nima!

Liu Wuwu was so frightened that he covered his nose and jumped back.

"You two must be sick! A weasel and a stinky donkey. Is it necessary to play so big?"