Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Before the gatekeeper could take action, Liu Wuwu punched Zhang Er hard.

This punch caused Zhang Er to spin 3600 degrees in the air, and the time he stayed in the air reached a terrifying 3 seconds.

Not to mention anything else.If Yao Ming can stay in the air for such a long time, he can take off from the opponent's three-point line and dunk his own basket.Even God can’t stop him when he comes.

Of course, Zhang Er who was beaten obviously didn't watch the NBA. He only knew that Liu Wuwu's slap almost knocked out his brain.

Covering his injured ear, Zhang Er took out his Dragon Tooth Tiger Finger and said, "Liu, why are you so crazy!"

Liu Wuwen gritted his teeth and said: "Grandson, you really deserve to die! Use two spiritual stones to bribe Mahayana. If you don't want to live, you can find a place where no one is and hang yourself. Don't drag us along."

"Hiss...fuck me!"

Zhang Er was so frightened that his legs went weak.

If he hadn't drank any water at noon, he would have been frightened to pee.

Bribing Mahayana with two spiritual stones?

This is like bribing Jack Ma with two yuan and hoping that he will sell Taobao to you.

This is no longer an insult, this is simply a way of showing off one's face and maxing out the taunt value.

Now that Zhang Er is still standing here alive, it can only be said that the gatekeeper is really damn well-educated and does not care about such a bastard junior.

After learning the truth, Zhang Er kneeled down in front of the gatekeeper without hesitation.

"Senior, I was wrong. I really didn't know you were so awesome. Damn it, I was wrong."

To talk about enduring the humiliation, one has to look at Zhang Er, who apologized while waving his arms and slapping himself loudly.

The slap was so severe that the ground shook with a loud slap, and blood started to flow from the ears.Even the gatekeeper couldn't stand it anymore and waved his hand to show that he didn't care.

Don't look down on Zhang Er.

Among Liu Wuwu's generation, Liu Wuwu, the son of bad luck, and Ye Ming, the son of destiny, are unique in their talents.

Next came Zhang Er Lengzi, Hu San Dao and other super geniuses.

But in terms of survivability, the two idiots Liu Wuwu and Ye Ming plus Hu San Dao, the three of them tied together are not as good as Zhang Er.

You can say that Zhang Er is a fool, a villain who bullies the weak and fears the strong.

This kind of people may be annoying, but they often get along the best.

You look at other people.

Needless to say, Ye Ming’s shitty character.If he didn't have the aura of the protagonist, he might not live to adulthood and would be offline in the Ye family early.

Liu Wuyue's behavior is a bit like a frank lunatic because of his strong mental strength.If he hadn't been the author of this world and knew many unknown secrets, he might have died long ago in the entrance examination of the Blood Sea Sect.

As for the final tiger three swords.

Integrity, kindness, and a sense of justice.Good talent, good character, handsome, and in great shape.

The words are all good, but useless.

If he should offend someone, he should offend someone. If Liu Wuwu hadn't helped him, Long Aotian would have killed him in the Xuanwu ancestral land.

On the contrary, Zhang Erluzi had offended Master Miaoyu because of his youth and arrogance.So far, he has never been in life-threatening danger.

No matter which world they are in, wallflowers are doing well.

The gatekeeper lost his temper and waved his hands to tell the others to get out.But Liu Wuwu and others stayed in place, refusing to leave.

Gatekeeper: "Why, you have to take action before you leave, right?"

Ugh......

Liu Wuyou let out a long sigh, his face full of pain:

"You're always forcing me to do something special! That's all, money is an external thing after all. At worst, I will ask Senior Sister Long to give me more fat girls in the future, otherwise it will be difficult to relieve the pain in my heart."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Other families want sons, why do you want a daughter?"

Liu Wuwen: "Think about it for a moment, if the son you gave birth to looked like you in the future, what would you do?"

"..."

A moment of silence.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Liu, can you stop swearing so dirty?"

Liu Wuwu had no time to pay attention to Zhang Er, who had already broken his guard. Instead, he placed a jade box in front of the gatekeeper.

The gatekeeper was a little impatient.

"I have said that even if you place a spiritual stone mountain in front of me, I will not let you out. Now I am in a bad mood, not to mention you, even if Long Zizai comes, I will not let you out. He is released from seclusion. Do you want to be released from seclusion? Unless I wait until I die, die immediately!"

"...Senior, actually you shouldn't use these words to flatter yourself."

After saying that, Liu Wuyue opened the jade box in his hand with a pained expression.

With just one glance, the gatekeeper jumped up from the recliner.

"My dear, this... what kind of treasure is this! Why are there such thick Taoist patterns on it?"

Liu Wuwu secretly despised it for a second before explaining calmly: "This is an immortal stone, and it is the universal currency of the immortal world. Of course, even though it is said to be a universal currency, in fact, ordinary immortals cannot earn more than a few yuan a year."

The gatekeeper was so excited that he didn't know what to do. After taking a few deep breaths, he carefully picked up the fairy stone.

After playing with it for a long time, I reluctantly put it back into the jade box.

"This thing is too expensive, I can't accept it."

These words shocked Zhang Erluzi and Hu Sandao.

This Liu Wuwu is simply a god!He was actually able to get treasures that even the Mahayana period would not dare to accept.

Now that the immortal stone has been taken out, Liu Wuwu dared not take it back even if he had the courage to do so.

People's hearts are unpredictable. Even though the jailer may look kind and kind, but secretly, who knows whether he is a human or a ghost?

If Liu Wuwen gets interested in seeing Cai, he may die without knowing how.Killing people and seizing treasures is almost commonplace in the world of cultivation, and Liu Wuwu has to guard against it.

Of course, it is not ruled out that this gatekeeper is one of the best people in a million.

Liu Wuyou took the initiative to test: "Senior, let me tell you the truth. In Xia Long Wuwu, my father Long is at ease. This junior is going to the Northern Continent to handle some small things on behalf of my father..."

"No, I won't take action."

Liu Wuwu was interrupted by the gatekeeper before he finished speaking.

Liu Wuwu was confused: "Senior, what are you talking about?"

The gatekeeper explained to himself:

"To be courteous for nothing is either adultery or theft. We are neither relatives nor friends, so why did you give me such an expensive gift?"

"To put it bluntly, there are not many things in the Northern Continent that your father likes. If he doesn't like things, he can only like the territory."

"The families of the emperor and the three kings are all on good terms with me. It is impossible for me to backstab these three families for this immortal stone."

Having said this, the gatekeeper paused for a few seconds.

"Of course, this matter is not completely non-negotiable. If you can come up with another fairy stone, I can choose to help you stab the Hu family in the back. His ancestor has some filth with me, so I don't have any psychological burden to kill him."

"???"

The tigers and three swordsmen on the side were all dumbfounded.

You guys are just chatting, why did you stop chatting about my family?