Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Zhang Er stupefied: "My dear friend, you seem quite kind. Do you mind if we jump in line?"

A burly man with a sinewy face, now as weak as a pitiful little rabbit.

"You don't mind, you don't mind, please please!"

Zhang Erzi put away the knife on the big man's neck and looked at Liu Wuwu with a sincere face.

"Senior brother, you see what I said, right? There are many good people in the world after all."

Liu Wuwu nodded and picked up his hammer from the ground.He roared at the person under the hammer: "Why the hell are you howling! Why don't I break both of your legs? If you cry again, I will break all your ribs."

The poor man held back his tears, moved his body, and escaped from Liu Wuwu bit by bit.

Immediately, Liu Wuwu looked at the veterans in front of the team.

The veterans cooperated very well to make way for Liu Wuwu.

"Please, please."

Liu Wuyue put the hammer on his shoulder and pretended to be in a difficult position: "It's not good, is it? After all, jumping in line is quite unqualified."

Everyone looked at the poor man lying on the ground, and then at the traces of blood on Liu Wuwu's hammer.They all shook their heads.

"What are you talking about? The hammer in your hand... Oh no, we decided to let you go first because of your noble character. How can you say anything about cutting in line?"

"Jumping in line? What do you mean by jumping in line! If anyone dares to accuse you of jumping in line, I will be in trouble with them!"

"Brother, please leave quickly! If you can't do it, can I give you a blow?"

......

Liu Wuyou was very happy. In the Xuanwu Continent, where moral quality was generally low, it was rare to see such a warm scene.

What does this mean?

It shows that love has no boundaries.

It shows that there is true love in the world, and the spring in the world is warm in February.

It shows that there is no lack of love in this world, what is missing is just a pair of eyes to discover love.

It shows that no preaching is as effective as a hammer...

Cough...The last sentence is wrong, I suggest you delete it.

Anyway, because of this group of lovely people, Liu Wuwu was full of confidence in this trip to the Northern Continent.

The group of people soon arrived at the pass. In front of them was a damn huge iron door.

The height is as far as the eye can see, and its thickness is forty or fifty feet wide.

The material is made of meteorite iron mixed with Kongling mineral, and the taste is a bit cold and salty...

Liu Wuwu raised his hand and gave Zhang Er a slap in the face: "Lick the door with your tongue, are you sick?"

Zhang Er touched the back of his head with an aggrieved look on his face: "I'm just curious."

Liu Wuwu glanced at Huang Taixian beside him, and gave Zhang Er a strange look.

"There's something wrong with you, very wrong. Why do you keep doing such weird things lately?"

Zhang Er gave Liu Wuwu a blank look.

"Senior brother, you are overthinking. I am just an adolescent curiosity."

Liu Wuwen widened his eyes: "Puberty!!? Grandson, how did you say such shameless words while licking a size 42 face? With your appearance, let alone puberty, I would say you have passed menopause. Believe it all.”

Zhang Er glared at Liu Wuyuan fiercely. He really wanted to beat his foul-mouthed grandson to death, but unfortunately he couldn't.

Zhang Er stupefied: "Our old Zhang family is special. Adolescence lasts for a long time, about thirty years."

!!!

At this time, even Hu Sandao couldn't help but complain: "No wonder you are so rebellious. You have been in adolescence."

Liu Wuwen: "More than 30 years of adolescence? How is this damn rebelliousness? This is a natural rebelliousness, okay? Zhang, please stay away from me when you sleep in the future. I'm worried that you will stab me while I'm sleeping."

Zhang Er curled his lips and said nothing.

Damn it, I've always wanted to beat you up, but it's a pity that it hurts too much, so I don't dare to act rashly.

The group of people talked nonsense and came to the gatekeeper.

Following the example of the people in front of them, they all bowed their hands to the gatekeeper and turned around to enter.

"Wait a minute, you guys can't leave the gate." Unexpectedly, the gatekeeper who had been sleeping woke up.

The old man's cultivation was unfathomable, which turned Liu Wuwu into a humble gentleman.

He raised his hands and saluted the gatekeeper as a junior, and then said, "I wonder what seniors have to teach me."

Gatekeeper: "You guys are not allowed to enter the Northern Continent."

Liu Wuwu: "Why?"

Gatekeeper: "Because you are all bastards who do all kinds of evil! I don't allow you to harm the Northern Continent."

Liu Wuwu: "..."

Come on, this old man can’t speak human language, can he?Why are we assholes?

Apart from murder, arson, robbery and extortion, I, Liu Wuyue, have never done anything bad at all!

If he wasn't worried that he couldn't defeat this old man, Liu Wuyue would have given him two big mouths to let him know what it meant to be a real good person.

The slander is a slander, and the explanation still needs to be explained.

Liu Wuwen: "Senior, don't look at the three of us as fierce-looking, but we are actually good people."

The gatekeeper pointed at the wailing mortals behind the team, speechless.

"Young man, is this the good man you call?"

Liu Wuwu: "A good person is a good person but not in his heart. You can't just look at the surface. In fact, I have always been a good person deep down in my heart."

"for example?"

Liu Wuwen: "I recently went on a vegetarian diet for a day (because of constipation), and I also saved a village of people from a group of evil people (the purpose was not simple). I have done such great good deeds that it would be enough for me to become an abbot in a temple. Yes, you actually called me a bastard just because I beat up a few unruly people, I’m afraid that’s a bit unjust, right?”

The gatekeeper looked up and glanced at the black-red bad luck on Liu Wuwu's head that was like a volcanic eruption, with a look of helplessness on his face.

"Little brother, it's really hard for you to pass this level. I'm telling you, even if the King of Heaven comes, you won't be able to pass it."

Liu Wuwu frowned and stared at the gatekeeper for a long time, thinking about whether there was a possibility of breaking through.

The idea just came up and was rejected instantly.

Just kidding, although this old man never appeared in the original work.

But judging from the subsequent battle between humans and demons, the demon clan was unable to cross Shanhaiguan and invade the Eastern Continent. It can be seen that the strength of this old man is at least on the same level as Long Zizai.Otherwise, how could it be possible to stop the monster clan’s army of hundreds of millions?

Playing tricks in front of these old monsters is no different from seeking death.

After thinking for a moment, Liu Wuyue winked at Zhang Er.

Zhang Er understood and stepped forward to hand the gatekeeper a storage bag.

"Senior, don't be too rigid in your life. As the old saying goes, you should keep a line in your life so that we can meet each other in the future. In this way, it is convenient for you and I will give you some convenience."

The gatekeeper looked at the storage bag in his hand with a livid face and scolded:

"You little bastard is looking for death! You actually want to bribe me. What do you mean by being a gatekeeper? Are you a gate soldier who can be bribed at will? Even if you can give me a mountain of spiritual stones, I won't give you a second glance."

The gatekeeper emptied the storage bag, wanting to insult these ungrateful brats.

Then......

Two spiritual stones the size of quail eggs rolled out of the storage bag and jingled to the gatekeeper's feet.

"???"

The gatekeeper looked at Zhang Er in disbelief.

"You want to bribe me with two spiritual stones!!?"

Then he got furious!

"Are you humiliating me!!?"