Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Before Zhang Erlunzi finished speaking, Wong Tai Sin began to dance on the snow.

It may be wrong to say dancing, its movements are more like dancing to a master.

He raised his hands in the air, shook his head, danced in a circle and muttered:

...To be a god, to fly into the sky on a crane, to turn stones into gold, it's so wonderful...

As it rotates round and round, a burst of colorful mist gradually rises around it, submerging Wong Tai Sin's whole body.

The transformation officially begins.

Zhang Er and others didn't just watch.

Zhang Er said expectantly: "A beauty with big breasts and a big butt, a beauty with big breasts and a big butt..."

Liu Wuyuan also prayed in a low voice: "I like Okita Akane, I like Okita Akane..."

Zhang Er stupefied and asked quietly: "Who is this Okita girl? Why haven't I heard of her?"

Liu Wuwu looked up at the sky, as if looking at the gods in the sky, his eyes full of worship.

"She was my favorite goddess in my previous life, and she accompanied me through countless lonely and cold nights. Without her, I wouldn't have split ends even when I peeed in my previous life."

The more Liu Wuyuan said this, the more interested Zhang Er was: "Brother, please show me."

Liu Wuwen: "What nonsense are you talking about? Where can I find it for you?"

Zhang Erzi came up with an idea and said:

"Don't you know how to do illusions? Just simulate one and show it to me."

Damn it, illusion can still be used like this?

This idiot is also a whimsical talent!

Liu Wuwu cannot be stingy if his brother has demands.He directly tapped Zhang Er's head with his hand and began to perform illusions on him.

Only two or three seconds passed before Zhang Er suddenly cursed: "Oh my God, this...isn't this too violent?"

Then the nosebleeds started.

That’s right, it’s a squirt and not a nosebleed.

Otherwise, the monk's health is good, blood is spurting out.

Seeing that something was wrong, Liu Wuwu quickly lifted the illusion.

Zhang Er was immediately unhappy. He wiped his nosebleed and asked, "Brother, is this too much? I only watched it for a few seconds."

Liu Wuyue had black lines on his head.

"You still have the nerve to say, why are you touching Hu San Dao's chest?"

Zhang Er looked up and saw, what a guy!Most of his body was hung on Tiger Sand Sword.

Hu San Dao gritted his teeth and said, "Grandson, do you want to be hacked to death by me?"

Zhang Er jumped down from Hu San Dao with a look of disgust on his face, and came back to Liu Wuwu with a bump on his back.

"Senior brother, this girl like you is simply amazing. Her skin is white and tender, and she can be broken by a blow. Her breasts are as big as the moon, and her waist is as thin as a snake... I can't even think about it, and my nose will bleed again just thinking about it."

"This Miss Guan is the best among the best, but there is something I don't understand, so I asked my senior brother for advice."

Liu Wuwu: "Say"

Zhang Er looked around stupidly, and quietly placed the silver coffin far away before lying in Liu Wuwu's ear and whispering: "Brother, everything is fine with this girl, but why isn't she wearing any clothes?"

Liu Wuwu was stunned.

"I have never seen her wearing clothes, and I can't imagine what she looks like wearing clothes."

Zhang Er is stunned: (?●?_?_?●?)! ! !

"Is this... so exciting? What kind of paradise on earth was your previous life?"

Liu Wuwu: "This is a small movie...forget it, I'm too lazy to explain."

When the two were fighting, Wong Tai Sin had already completed his transformation.

The smoke dissipated, leaving behind a 1.6-meter-tall, thin man with a silly look on the snow.

The word "stupid" is not derogatory to him, but a real adjective.

Some people just look smart.On the contrary, some people may know that this person just by looking at his appearance may not even know how to run home when it rains.

And this newly transformed Wong Tai Sin looks like this.

"male!!?"

Liu Wuwu and Zhang Er screamed in unison.

Their faces were full of disappointment.

Liu Wuwu: "Damn it, I forgot about the male weasel option. I've read too many novels, and thought that even if an animal transformed into a beautiful woman, it would turn into a beautiful woman."

Zhang Er turned around and left: "What are you guys doing standing still? Let's go and continue on our way."

"No, you can't leave!"

Wong Tai Sin suddenly spoke.

Everyone stared at him in confusion, hoping that he could give a reasonable explanation.

Wong Tai Sin turned around and raised his butt to face the crowd: "In order to repay you for helping me transform, I allow you to smell my butt and make you my little brother."

Huang Taixian's transformation is like a monk who has just entered the practice. He does not know how to judge his cultivation level by observing his qi. Naturally, he cannot see that Liu Wuwu and his group are all great monks whose cultivation level is countless times higher than his.

Wong Tai Sin's protection of a mortal may be a gift to mortals, but when it comes to Liu Wuwu and others, it is a naked insult.

The crowd did not speak.

Zhang Er, who couldn't use his spiritual energy, took out the RPG rocket launcher Liu Wuyuan gave him from his storage bag and aimed it at Wong Tai Sin's butt...

boom! ! !There was a loud bang.

Wong Tai Sin's butt almost exploded.

"What the hell? If I call you Huang Daxian, you won't really think you are an immortal. You are not a beautiful woman, why should you let me lick your ass?"

The more stupid Zhang Er thought about it, the angrier he became. He drew his knife and wanted to kill Wong Tai Sin.

"Don't kill him, it's still useful."

Husandao, who had sharp eyes and quick hands, stopped Zhang Er.

Zhang Er was stunned: "What's the use? You can't eat or drink it. It's disgusting to keep around."

Hu San Dao explained: "After all, he is also a member of the Five Great Immortal Family. It will be useful to stay, but if you kill him, there will be endless troubles. Although the Five Great Immortal Family has declined, if you want to attack me and us little losers, isn't it easy to catch them?"

Wong Tai Sin also didn't expect that he would encounter such a ruthless person who kills without blinking an eye as soon as he transformed.

Out of his instinct to survive, he sold his own sister without hesitation.

"Don't kill me. My sister looks extremely beautiful after she transforms. I can capture her and offer her to you."

Zhang Er stupefied him and kicked it on the butt: "You beast, you didn't even spare your own sister. Tell me, where is your sister now?"

Wong Tai Sin: "Outside the customs, outside Shanhaiguan."

......

It was already evening when the group arrived at Shanhaiguan, and the thousand-foot-high city wall was so high that they could not see the edge.

There was this thick layer of formation attached to the blue-grey city wall. Zhang Er was so curious that he stepped forward and touched it, almost not being electrocuted to death.

Seeing this scene, Hu San Dao almost laughed out loud: "You idiot, the formation above was arranged by more than a dozen Mahayana warriors. Not to mention you, the little loser, but our sect master Long Zizai came here for a while It won’t be broken even for a while.”

Zhang Er was arranging his hair while cursing: "You damn boring gourd, why didn't you stop me when you knew there was danger?"

Tiger Sand Sword: "You have such a bad character, I just want to teach you a lesson."

Zhang Er was stunned: "I'll wipe it..."

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Liu Wuwu quickly stepped forward to stop them.

"Stop arguing and get ready to leave!"