Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Liu Wuwu finally figured it out.

There is a reason why the three of them are so different in popularity.

Zhang Erluzi is a wretched and lecherous person. This kind of person is disgusting wherever he is placed.

Husandao is a proud dull gourd.Although Liu Wuwu and the others looked quite normal when they were together, in front of outsiders, Hu San Dao was like an iceberg that no one should approach.

As for Liu Wuwu himself?

Liu Wuwu concluded that it was because he was too handsome and outstanding that he made the losers around him jealous, so they were unwilling to date him.

Extremely good people will always be ostracized by others. This is a natural and normal event.

This......

How do you evaluate it?

Liu Wuyou deserves to be a writer of online novels. It’s really outrageous that you can pua yourself even if you don’t care about others.

After eating the hot pot, it was getting dark, so everyone patted their stomachs and prepared to go to bed.

Liu Wuwu was too lazy to clean the house.

When mentioning the hot pot and throwing the remaining hot soup out of the window, the main theme is a love of the environment.

"ah!"

Unexpectedly, when he threw it, a painful wailing sound came from outside the carriage.

Zhang Er was stunned: "What sound? Could it have hit someone?"

Liu Wuwu waved his hand: "It doesn't sound like it."

Tiger Sandow: "How about I go out and take a look?"

Liu Wuwu squinted his eyes, feeling sleepy coming over him: "I think you have nothing to do. It's so cold outside that even the little donkeys have come in to sleep. Why are you going out and suffering like this? Sleep, sleep... "

Husandao was right. He didn't even want to go out to pee on this cold day. Why should he suffer such a heavy punishment?

Thinking of this, Husandao also found a blanket and fell asleep warmly.

Early the next morning, Liu Wuwu was awakened by a scream.

The sound came from outside. When the curtains were opened, there was dazzling white outside.

The way is:

All things are in one color, bright in the sky and the earth.

Mica barrier in Chushan Mountain, Shuijing Palace in Han Palace.

It turned out that it had snowed all night.

There is little snow in Dugu City. It has not snowed once for almost ten years. Even if it does, it is the kind of water and snow that cannot be seen when it hits the ground.

Liu Wuwu's hometown in his previous life was a place with four distinct seasons. Although the snow in winter was not heavy, it could cover the entire world.

Just as Liu Wuwu was immersed in the long-lost beauty, Zhang Er, who was stunned by the scenery, walked over with his pants held up.

In his hand he held a weasel that was as cold as a mallet.

Liu Wuwu pinched his nose with a look of disgust on his face.

"Where did you pick this up? Why do you still smell like urine?"

Zhang Er was a little embarrassed and explained:

"I had an urgent need to urinate in the morning, and when I soaked it with urine, I poured something like this out of the snow. I heard that weasel meat is a bit like chicken, and I want to try it."

Liu Wuyuan waved his hand with a look of disgust.

"You really don't mind being dirty at all. If you want to eat, I won't. It's too embarrassing."

Zhang Er ignored Liu Wuwu and just set up a fire to roast the weasel.

Zhang Erluzi's original intention was to melt the ice on its body first, then peel off the skin and bones and eat the meat.

But halfway through baking, Hu Sandao discovered it.

Hu San Dao hurriedly stepped forward to stop him and said, "You can't eat Wong Tai Sin. If you eat it, you will be very unlucky."

Zhang Er was stunned for a moment: "What's the point?"

Hu San Dao: "Wong Tai Sin is the most evil one among the five old immortals in the Northern Continent. He is born with a spiritual intelligence that is not inferior to that of the human race. People of the older generation often warn us that Wong Tai Sin has a strong desire for revenge. If we offend someone, They are vulnerable to retaliation."

Zhang Erzi pointed at his head and mocked: "Do you think I am a superstitious person like this?"

Husandao did not argue, but said silently: "I heard that the meat of this thing is poisonous, and it will make you weak after eating it."

A simple sentence frightened Zhang Er to his knees, and he quickly hugged the weasel next to the fire.

"Huang Taixian, Brother Huang, please don't die! How can I go back and explain to Sister Shi if you die!!!"

Having said that, Zhang Er opened his mouth to give the weasel a mouthful of artificial respiration.

Hu San Dao disliked the situation, so he quickly stopped him and said:

"Wasn't it already dead when you picked it up?"

Zhang Er suddenly realized what he was doing.

"Yes, yes, I was scared and confused. Okay, I will give Wong Tai Sin a grand burial and let him rest in peace."

Zhang Er was so scared that he actually carved a small coffin for Wong Tai Sin himself.

Not to mention, although Zhang Erluzi doesn't look very good, his carpentry skills are quite good.

The small coffin was carved by him in a realistic way, and it really looked like that.

After everything was settled, Zhang Er dug a hole and put the coffin in first, and then Wong Tai Sin as well.

While covering the coffin, he whispered:

"Great Immortal, please don't blame me, Xiaosheng... Ye Ming also did not intend to offend you. I will bury you well today. You will become an immortal and become a ghost in the future. Do not take revenge on me, Ye Ming."

Just as he was talking, a soft push came from the coffin lid.

Hey...why can't this coffin be closed?

Damn it, you couldn’t have faked the corpse, right?

Zhang Er was so frightened that his face turned green. He quickly pressed down with force and gritted his teeth.

But who would have expected that with this fierce press, a scream of "Yeah" actually came from the coffin.

Zhang Er was so frightened that he took off the coffin lid and flew out.

In the coffin, Huang Taixian was covering his swollen claws and staring at Zhang Er with tears in his eyes.

"You want to bury me alive?"

"!!!"

Zhang Er was so frightened that his face turned pale.

"I...I went and spoke, this monster spoke!!!"

Liu Wuwu speechlessly slapped Zhang Er on the back of his head.

"Are you scared out of your wits? Have you never seen Twelve?"

Zhang Er was stunned for a moment.

Yes, Twelve is a vixen.

Perhaps because he was too familiar with her, Zhang Er didn't treat her as a foreigner.

Liu Wuyou ignored these two idiots, but walked straight forward and lifted the weasel out of the coffin.

"Wong Tai Sin, right? Can you turn into a beautiful woman? I like beauties with big breasts and perky butts, so you can transform into one and show me."

Instead of being angry, Wong Tai Sin replied naively: "I'm sorry, I haven't learned to transform yet. By the way, I almost forgot about the business."

Having said that, the iron fool ran up to Zhang Er and saluted him with his fists raised: "Old fellow, do you think I am a human or a god?"

Zhang Er was stunned and looked at Hu Sandao: "What kind of operation is this?"

Husandao was amazed.

"It's really strange that we actually encountered a challenge."

Seeing everyone's confused expressions, Hu San Dao explained: "Wong Tai Sin needs the consent of the overlord of the world, that is, the human race, if he wants to transform into a human form. If you say he is like a god, he can transform successfully. If you say he is like a human, Then you still need to go into the mountains to practice and wait for the next time you ask for a title."

Zhang Er understood the general idea and asked secretly: "Is there any benefit?"

Husandao was stunned: "What do you mean by this?"

Zhang Er stupefied: "I helped him transform, so he can't give me any benefits. Do you mind me?"

Husandao looked contemptuous.

"Even if this Huang Daxian succeeds in transforming, he is only in the Qi training stage. You, a noble Golden Core cultivator, want to ask for benefits from him, why don't you have any shame?"

Zhang Er stupefied: "You can't say that. There is no benefit, why should I help him? This is the rule of the world, and it has nothing to do with your level of cultivation."

Hu Sandao curled his lips and looked at Zhang Er with some contempt.

"There are also some benefits. Once upon a time, there was a Wong Tai Sin who transformed into a peerless beauty. In order to repay the person seeking the title, she paid him a million yuan in dowry to marry him..."

Before Hu San Dao finished speaking, Zhang Er rushed forward and said to Wong Tai Sin:

"You are like a god, like the most beautiful goddess!"