Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Fight with Liu Wuwu?

Let’s talk about whether it’s too much or not. Just being slapped in the face with a dragon whip is hard to accept.

It's really crazy. I don't know what the Wang family thought, but they actually used dragon whips as weapons.

In order to prevent Liu Wuwu from committing a crime, Husandao could only reluctantly take out the bottle of Vajra Tokapi that caused the dispute.

There are a hundred pills in total in the porcelain bottle, but four people are sharing them.

Liu Wuwu stared at Sister Corpse sitting opposite and sighed softly.

"I never expected it. You two are really shameless. Usually Zhang Erzi acts alone. When it comes time to divide the spoils, you two have the nerve to take two shares?"

Sister Zhi is also a good-looking person. Her face turned slightly red after being retorted by Liu Wuwu, but she still insisted: "Just this time, it won't happen again."

When she said this, Liu Wuwu lost his anger and asked Zhang Er with a little surprise: "Did you succeed?"

Zhang Er was confused: "You succeeded? What did you succeed?"

Liu Wuwu understood instantly, and then became even more angry.

"Sister Corpse, you're going too far. You won't let idiot Zhang Er touch you, what do you want these aphrodisiacs for?"

"Save it for later use."

Sister Corpse answered quite confidently.

What the hell is it called?

Since you are unreasonable, don't blame me for cheating.

Liu Wuwu brought the little kitten that was eating melon to the crowd.

"She counts as one person, okay?"

Zhang Er was obviously unhappy.

"Senior brother, she is just an outsider. Isn't it appropriate?"

Liu Wuwu picked a purple wildflower from the roadside. He held the wildflower in his left hand and took out the glowing hammer in his right hand.

"Hua Xiaomao, will you marry me and be my concubine?"

The flower kitten's eyes never left the hammer. When Liu Wuwu asked, she asked cautiously: "If you refuse, will you beat me to death?"

Liu Wuwu: "You won't die if you die. At most, I'll beat you until you can't take care of yourself."

Hua Mao Mao said with a sad face: "Actually, you don't need to ask this question. What do you want to do that I can't stop?"

Liu Wuwu put away his hammer and threw away the wild flowers.Then he said to Zhang Er, "The little cat is not an outsider now, right?"

Zhang Er gave a thumbs up to Liu Wuwu: "You are still shameless!"

The most depressing thing at this time is Hu San Dao.

Obviously he should have a hundred toka pills, but now these two shameless things want to share [-]% of them.

Hu San Dao also wanted to imitate Liu Wuwu, but when he looked around, there were only dung beetles crawling around under his feet.

Do you want to marry a dung beetle as your concubine?

Hey......

As a human being, Hu San Dao still couldn't do such a thing that destroyed the world's outlook on life, so he could only suffer the big loss with a dark face.

After getting forty pills, Liu Wuwu kicked the little cat away.

"Okay, you're dismissed."

The little cat was so wronged that she squatted under the tree with tears in her eyes and cried.

When Liu Wuwu looked up, he found that everyone looked at him in the wrong way.

Especially Sister Corpse, who looked at him as if she were looking at a cockroach that had just crawled out of the latrine. She disliked him as much as she wanted.

Liu Wuyou pretended to be calm: "Is there any problem?"

Zhang Er couldn't help but cursed loudly.

"Senior brother, you are really nothing. It took less than a quarter of an hour to turn a yellow-flowered female ghost into a second-married female ghost. What you did is quite beastly."

Husandao also nodded.

"The idiot is right."

Liu Wuyou surrendered and said, "Okay, okay, why don't I just admit defeat?"

He turned to look at Huaxia Mao.

"Tell me, what kind of compensation do you want? Don't ask for excessive conditions. I'm a bit stingy."

The little cat cried and raised two fingers.

Liu Wuwen was shocked: "What!!! You actually want 200 million spirit stones in compensation. Are you asking for spirit stones? No, you want my life! If you don't give it, you won't give it even if I kill you." .”

The flower kitten shook her head.

"I don't want spiritual stones. I just want two lives. I can collect 880 to fulfill my ambition."

Liu Wuyou patted his chest and breathed a long sigh of relief: "I was scared to death. I thought you wanted the spirit stone. It's just two lives. I can help you get it now."

After saying that, Liu Wuwu was about to call Zhang Er and the two idiots to set off.

But when he looked up, Hu Sandao and Zhang Er Lengzi were holding weapons and looking at Liu Wuwu warily.

Liu Wuwu was confused.

"What are you two doing?"

Zhang Er frowned: "Although it's unlikely, I still want to confirm. The two lives you mentioned don't include us, right?"

Liu Wuwen was extremely speechless.

"We are brothers. It hurts my heart that you are guarding me like this."

Zhang Er stupefied: "Haha... I've become brothers with you since then. You poison me and I'll poison you, and you fight and I'll run for my life. Facts have proved that you can't go wrong by being careful when hanging out with you."

Liu Wuwu: "..."

What Zhang Er said made sense, but he couldn't find a suitable reason to refute it.

Although Liu Wuwu was a little bit bad, he was not bad enough to harm his brothers.

The two lives he mentioned were naturally the lives of evil people.

The Eastern Continent is very chaotic. It doesn’t matter how many cities there are. If you walk thirty or fifty miles in any direction, you will definitely encounter bandits who are robbing you.

The better ones rob money and sex without even taking lives, while the worse ones just kill people and steal goods.

For these bandits, after they are caught, they are directly chopped with a knife without even a trial. There will never be a trace of injustice.

Liu Wuwu's idea was to catch two random bandits to help Hua Maotao improve their performance, and the matter would be over.

Liu Wuwu activated his consciousness and discovered that there was a small village ten miles away from here, so he led everyone to find out the news.

It was noon at this time, and every house was filled with smoke and looked full of life.

Before entering the village, I saw a little kid wearing crotchless pants sticking out his butt and mud.

Liu Wuwu stretched out his hand and patted his little buttocks, which were quite elastic.

"Little brat, where are your adults?"

The kid was obviously dissatisfied with having his butt touched by a stranger, but since the stranger was too tall to hit him, he could only answer aggrievedly:

"Dad has gone hunting in the mountains, while mother and Uncle Liu are sleeping."

For a moment, Liu Wuwu's heart of gossip burned fiercely: "Your mother and Uncle Liu sleep...in the same bed?"

The little boy nodded.

"Yes, Uncle Liu is so kind. He brings candy cakes to Niuniu every day."

Liu Wuwu sighed softly and said meaningfully: "Little brat, keep playing. In the future, you will know that there is no free candy in the world."

Liu Wuwu was too lazy to take care of this kind of nonsense.He casually gave the kid two candies and walked straight into the village.

Perhaps because every household was eating, there were not many people on the village path. After walking for a while, I met an old man playing chess.

This old man is quite boring, playing chess with his left hand and his right hand.

I see someone coming.

The old man's eyes lit up: "Want a plate?"

Liu Wuwu waved his hand.

"Old man, we were just passing by and wanted to ask you something."

When he learned that the other party didn't play chess, the old man's expression changed instantly: "If you don't play chess, why are you trying to get along with me? Get lost, you foreigner!"

Forget about swearing, the old man even grabbed the chessboard and threw it at everyone.

With a crash, the chess pieces were scattered all over the floor.

No harm, but extremely insulting.