Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

This is really outrageous. He opened the door for outrageousness. It’s so outrageous.

There are actually bones in that dragon thing?

And these bones can be big or small, thick or thin... This is quite reasonable!

To be honest, Liu Wuwu was a little jealous.

If he also has this bone, he can still replenish his kidneys, and just silently recite "Thick, thick, thin, left, right, left, right..." while sleeping. Whose wife can bear this?

No wonder dragons are said to be sexually promiscuous. It turns out they are gifted with it.

But using the dragon whip as a weapon...

It's pretty good when you think about it.

Although it's a bit disgusting, it should be quite satisfying when you beat someone up.

The next time he fought with Ye Ming, he was beaten with a dragon whip until his teeth were all over the floor.Then, he stepped on Ye Ming's head and told him that the thing that slapped him was made of jb.

The dual attack of body and mind is simply perfect.

Liu Wuwu was so lustful that he almost laughed out loud. Zhang Erluzi came to Liu Wuwu with a tiger finger made of dragon teeth in his hand, with a flattering look on his face.

"Brother, please change it."

Liu Wuwu: "What to change?"

Zhang Er stupefied: "I will exchange my dragon teeth for your dragon whip. You also know that I am weak and need to be replenished."

Liu Wuwu pushed Zhang Er away.

"What are you talking about, a strong young man who shoots sparrows with urine? If you have a weak kidney, how can you be as weak as I am? I can't even pee on my toes when the wind blows, so I need this great tonic to replenish my kidneys."

Zhang Er was immediately unhappy.

"My kidneys are so weak that they split into five or six parts, and every time I urinate, it feels like I'm spraying water from the shower. If I don't replenish it, I'm worried that I won't be interested in Sister Corpse stripping naked in front of me."

Liu Wuwu: "I'm weak!"

Zhang Er was stunned: "I'm so stupid!"

......

The ancestors of the Wang family were stunned.

He originally thought that anyone with a little sense of shame would reject this weapon that broke through the lower limit, which was why he had not taken out this weapon for a long time.

But what he never expected was that instead of rejecting this unlimited weapon, the two people in front of him were about to fight over who had a weak kidney.

The ancestor of the Wang family had no choice but to turn his attention to Husandao.

Still the three-knife grandson is stable.Unlike those two idiots, they don't have a trace of shame.

Seeing the ancestor of the Wang family looking at him, Hu San Dao hesitated before stepping forward.

"Ancestor, I want to ask you something."

The ancestor of the Wang family looked at Hu San Dao fondly.

"My dear grandson, what's the matter?"

Tiger Sand Sword: "That's it... I heard from my eldest brother that we have a precious medicine called "King Kong Futai Tokawan" in our treasure house. That... can you give me one or two? bottle?"

"Get out, get out of here!!!"

The ancestor of the Wang family couldn't bear it anymore and finally broke out.

It’s such a shame. As an imperial family that has been passed down for hundreds of millions of years, which of the disciples in our Wang family is not a courteous and elegant gentleman who is born with nobility?

Why would a family with such noble blood produce these three shameless bastards?

Is it true that God is going to destroy my Wang family?

The ancestor of the Wang family became angrier as he thought about it. He kicked all three bastards and their pet female ghost out one by one.

The strength of the boss in the integration stage is indeed unfathomable. Liu Wuyuan and the others were kicked out before they could react.

Looking at his empty hands, Liu Wuwu hurriedly shouted into the bronze door: "Ancestor, Dragon Whip, my Dragon Whip is still inside."

Tiger Sand Sword also stretched his neck and shouted: "There is also a Vajra that does not fall down the Seven-Day Pill!"

Bang, bang, bang!

Three crisp sounds came.

The dragon whip was thrown out, a bottle of elixir was smashed out, and the Emperor's Sword was also thrown out...

Damn it, this old man was obviously so angry that he threw out all the Wang family's heirlooms.

If this kind of treasure is thrown on the ground, it will pollute the environment. Liu Wuyue is an environmentalist who cares about the environment very much. Naturally, he cannot let such a heartless thing happen.

He ducked down to sneak up on the Emperor's Sword and put...

Halfway through loading it, the hilt of the sword was grabbed by a big hand.

Looking up, the ancestor of the Wang family had a dark face, as ugly as his dead father.

Liu Wuwu: "Ancestor, don't misunderstand me. I just want to return it to you."

Ancestor of the Wang family: "Do I still need to stuff it into the storage bag?"

"..."

Liu Wuyou: "Ancestor, you are so upright, it is difficult to make friends."

Ancestor of the Wang family: "Get out! If you don't get out, I will keep you all here. I won't let you out until you reach the Mahayana stage of cultivation."

A simple sentence frightened Liu Wuyuan and the others so much that they ran out in pee.

The abandoned little cat shouted anxiously:

"Wait a minute, don't pull me down."

......

Three people and one ghost ran out of Laofengshan in one breath before they dared to stop and rest.

Liu Wuwu looked back.

"Ancestor... Bah, that old coward named Wang didn't catch up, did he?"

Zhang Er was stunned and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Shit, that old guy is just an earth-bound spirit, and he can't live without Langya's treasure house. Hahaha..."

Hu San Dao: "I want to repay the Wang family, and I can't take the benefits of the Wang family in vain."

Zhang Er was stunned: "???"

Liu Wuwu: "..."

Liu Wuwu: "Hu San Dao, what you said makes us both a bit shameless."

Hu Sandao insisted: "I can't take advantage of the Wang family in vain, otherwise I will feel very uncomfortable psychologically."

Liu Wuwu waved his hand.

"Okay, stop talking. If a direct member of the Wang family offends me in the future, I will spare his life. Is that okay?"

Husandao was very satisfied, while Zhang Erluzi secretly leaned into Liu Wuwu's ear and said, "Senior brother, what you said is not true, is it?"

Liu Wuwen: "Of course it's true. But beating him until he loses his arms and legs, beating him until his cultivation is completely destroyed, or beating him directly into a vegetative state. Does this count as sparing his life?"

Zhang Er stupefied: "It's okay, but you're a little bit worse off than dead."

Liu Wuwen: "If you don't talk about the rest, just tell me whether I spared his life or not."

"..."

Zhang Er was silent for a long time, and suddenly said to Liu Wuwu: "Brother, I want to ask you a favor."

Liu Wuwu: "What's the matter?"

Zhang Er stupefied: "If one day we two die on the street and end up in hell, don't forget me as a brother."

Liu Wuwu looked at Zhang Er with a meaningful look: "Is there something in your words?"

Zhang Er stupefied: "According to the current situation, if you go to hell, the position of Prince of Hell will most likely be given to you. Then you can support me and let me be a sinecure like the gatekeeper. I won't either If you have a lot of requirements, you can do it with less money and stay close to home.”

Liu Wuwu sneered twice.

"Haha... If you really become the Prince of Hell, how about I make you the chief eunuch?"

Puchi!

Zhang Er was about to retort when Hu San Dao over there couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Er was instantly furious and cursed at Hu Sandao:

"You're laughing so hard. Hand over the Vajra Tokamaru now, otherwise I will beat your brains out today."

When was Husandao afraid of Zhang Erluozi? He took out the Nilin Dao and pointed it at Zhang Erluozi.

"Just in time to test the knife on you."

With the Heavenly Level Tiger Finger, Zhang Er's confidence was also greatly increased, and he hooked three swords at the tiger provocatively.

"Come on, let's have a good fight today. Whoever loses will be a puppy for a day."

Seeing this, Liu Wuwu excitedly drew out his dragon whip and shouted:

"Add me one, add me one."

Tiger Sand Sword: "..."

Zhang Er was stunned: "..."

The two looked at each other for a long time, and finally put away their weapons in unison.

Husandao looked up at the sky.

"Oh, the dark clouds look so beautiful today!"

Zhang Er quickly agreed: "Yes, yes, it's going to rain. How about we collect our clothes first?"

Husandao echoed: "Yes, collect the clothes."