Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

The bright moon moves westward, and it is late at night.

Sami officially began to lay out the battle plan.

"The four great priests have set up four trials in the Kingdom of God." Sami listed them one by one.

"They are swamp trials with a survival rate of 50%."

"The 10% Ball Trial."

"3% Trial of the Rope."

"0% Iron Trial."

"What does 0% mean?" Usopp shouted, "Doesn't that mean there is no chance of survival at all?"

"That's pretty much what it means!" Sammy laughed.

"Ah! How can you laugh!" Usopp waved his hands repeatedly, "I definitely don't want to choose this trial, I don't want to die!"

"I don't want it either!" Nami said immediately.

Luffy smiled and said: "0%? It's really interesting, let me do it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zoro immediately said: "Wait a minute, Luffy, give this guy to me."

"why?"

"Hmph, I haven't had a good fight since I left Alabasta." Zoro grinned.

"Since this Iron Trial is so dangerous, I won't let it go."

Luffy looked at Zoro's eager expression, but remained indifferent: "No, I want to play too, so I won't let it go to you."

"What? You guy, can you stop being so stubborn?"

"Just don't! Just a little!" Luffy made a face at Zoro.

Zoro was so angry that he was about to hit him on the head with the back of the knife, but Sami grabbed him and said.

"I forgot to mention that those who choose the Iron Trial must give up the opportunity to fight Enel. This is the rule."

"Ah! There is such a rule?" Luffy was dumbfounded.

He wanted to fight Enelu more than the Iron Trial.

"Are you sure you want to stick to your choice, Luffy?"

"No, I give up!" Luffy said immediately and neatly.

"Hey." Zoro secretly gave Sammy a thumbs up. You still have a way to trick Luffy to death.

Sami smiled proudly and said: "I have arranged your opponents according to the characteristics of each of you, and then follow my arrangements."

"Luffy, Waver, you two are in charge of the Swamp Trial."

"Okay!" Weber obeyed the arrangement.

"Enel must let me!" Luffy shouted.

"I know, I know, that guy won't let anyone but you." Sammy comforted.

He continued: "Nami, Kamachili, you are responsible for the rope trial."

"Not bad, leave us a strong one." Kamaqili was very satisfied with this arrangement.

"Hey! Sammy, are you sure there's no problem? 3% chance of survival, you want to kill me!" Nami was unhappy upon hearing this.

"That's right! Scheming man! Why do you want to separate Miss Nami from me? Do you want to make me mad?"

Sanji was even more dissatisfied than Nami, he was furious, "I strongly request to form a team with Miss Nami!!"

"Sanji, you and Lucky will form a team together and be responsible for the ball trial."

"Oh, this arrangement is not impossible! Hehehehehe!" Sanji immediately turned off the fire and laughed obscenely.

"Please give me some advice! Miss Lucky!"

"Don't face me! Pervert!" Lucky punched Sanji in the face.

When Chopper heard that Sammy didn't even call his name, he immediately said anxiously: "What about me? Sammy, I want to participate too!"

Usopp grabbed it and said anxiously: "Chopper, don't cause trouble, just listen to Sammy's arrangements."

Then, he said to Sami: "Sammy, do Chopper and I not have to participate in this battle?"

"Oh, how could you arrange it like this? I really want to fight."

"But, alas, forget it. Since you don't agree, there's nothing I can do. Then let Chopper and I stay here and wait for your triumphant return."

"I don't want it! I want to fight too!" Chopper quit, "I also want to contribute to everyone!"

"Idiot, are you desperate for your life? We can't deal with those monsters. Why don't you just stay here?"

Usopp whispered angrily towards Chopper.

Sami shook his head and said, "What are you talking about, Usopp? For such a great sea warrior like you, why don't I assign you a task?"

"Oh, don't praise me like that."

"What I said is true."

"Really, since you said so, then I..."

"You and Chopper should go together to deal with the divine guards in Enelu."

"God Guards? They're not very powerful guys, are they?"

"Don't worry, with your strength there will definitely be no problem." Sami comforted.

"Really? Then I'm relieved."

"It's just that there are a lot of them."

"It doesn't matter, I'll do one against five."

"But there are 50 of them."

"Fifty, fifty?" Usopp's eyes were splitting with anger and he immediately shouted: "Sammy! I have no enmity with you!"

"It's okay, it's okay. I will arrange for other Sandia guerrillas to go with you."

"Don't worry, Usopp, we will protect you."

"Yes, you are a sniper, right? Just give us long-range support."

"What does a grown man look like when he cries?"

The partisans immediately comforted Usopp.

"Wait a minute! Tricky Man!" Sanji suddenly reacted and yelled.

"what happened?"

"Did you arrange for one less person?"

"Who?"

"Yourself!" Sanji shouted, "Have you forgotten yourself?"

"I haven't forgotten." Sami said and pointed to Robin, "My mission is to protect Robin when he investigates the historical text, and I won't compete with you this time."

"Asshole, I knew it!" Sanji said angrily, "Let us fight, but you took the opportunity to get close to Sister Robin with evil intentions!"

"You bastard, if you think about dirty things during the battle, I'll kick you to death!"

"You're not the same!" Sami said angrily, pointing to the side, "Did you prepare that pile of things?"

"Big tent, double mattress and pink ambient lighting, what do you want to do?"

"I want you to take care of it!!"

"Then please leave me alone, you bastard!!!"

The two heads were touching each other, like two angry bullfights, neither giving way to the other.

"You two! That's enough!" Nami Bangbang knocked them both down with two punches.

"Shut up! Just do what Sammy says, Sanji, and throw away all those bad things of yours!!"

"Okay, okay, Miss Nami."

A farce ended violently.

It was almost early in the morning, and everyone returned to their tents to sleep soundly and recharge their batteries for tomorrow's battle.

Only Sammy and Robin remained at the campfire. To be precise, Robin did not leave, and Sammy stayed with her.

"What's wrong, Robin, what's the matter?"

"Yeah~ It's okay, I just want to be alone."

Although she said this, Sami could tell at a glance that Robin was preoccupied and could guess what was on her mind.

"Are you worried about how you will accept the true history in the historical text?"

"Humph, I still can't hide it from you." Robin smiled, "Sammy, although I haven't told you about my past, you must know it."

Sammy nodded.

Robin pursed his lips and said, "So, do you want to drive me away?"

"Why do you say that?" Sammy was surprised.

"My research is expressly prohibited by the World Government." Robin said with a bitter smile, "They have been hunting me, the remnant of O'Hara."

"If I stay with you, sooner or later I will bring death to everyone."

"Really? So you've been worried about this?" Sami suddenly laughed.

"What's wrong? Why are you laughing?"

"I'm glad, Robin. If you think so, it means you have truly considered yourself one of us."

Robin leaned down, hugged his legs, stared at the bonfire in a daze and said, "Really? Yes."

"I have always thought that I am a perfect person." Sammy laughed at himself.

"But since being with everyone, I found that I still learned a lot."

"Nami taught me tolerance, Zoro taught me what ambition is, and even Usopp and Chopper taught me courage and persistence."

“So, rather than saying that everyone needs me, it’s better to say that I need everyone.”

"You too, Robin, we all need you." Sammy smiled at her.

"Now it's not a question of whether you can leave, but that we can't bear to let you go."

"Sammy..."

"You are already one of us, and only Luffy can decide whether you stay or go."

Sami said seriously, "But as your suitor, I will not give up protecting you just because of danger. This is what the sexy cook taught me."

Robin looked at Sami's red and golden face illuminated by the firelight, and felt ripples in his heart.

She turned her head and pretended to be dissatisfied and said, "What? Don't make it sound like you can't live without me."

"You must often lie to girls like this, right? Hahahaha..."

She smiled and burst into tears.

Sami walked over, wiped away her tears, looked into her eyes and said, "No matter what happens, I will never give up being by your side."

"So Robin, promise me not to leave secretly, okay?"

She didn't know whether it was an intimate gesture or a sincere word, but Robin's cheeks were filled with blush. After a while, she said softly:

"Okay!"