I'm not a basketball bully

Su Ye demonstrated his various fighting skills at the Wachovia Center Arena.

Dodging body skills, the overlord raised the tripod, threw it over his shoulder, pressed Mount Tai to the top, and swung his elbow.

Nothing is impossible!

The field of extreme sports includes [Ozaki Eight Events]:

The emergence of power, the birth of the sky, the awakening of the earth, the life of the water, the surge of the wind, the solidification of the ice, the master of fate, the ultimate trust.

Su Ye on the basketball court also has his own [Eight Martial Arts]:

Covering the body with cloth, mourning relatives, wooden coffins, village banquets, rituals for people, burials in soil, remarriage of wives, and changing surnames of sons.

On Artest's body, Su Ye took out the first item of the Eight Martial Saints: Cloth Covering Body.

That's right, after Su Ye elbowed Artest's leather swallow, more than 2 spectators at the scene saw red blood flowing from Artest's buttocks.

The chrysanthemum area of ​​the yellow ball pants has been dyed red.

Taizi's Piyanzi was bled by Su Ye, and all the fans in the audience knew this.

So when the security personnel came over, they quickly took a towel and spread it on Taizi's buttocks.

There is really nothing wrong with covering the body with cloth.

The battle between Su Ye and Artest is finally over, but the fans at the scene still have more to say.

"My mother is so stupid, this is Su Ye's fighting power!"

"It's the first time I've seen Su Ye's live battle, and I would call it the strongest!"

"Consecutive over-the-shoulder falls, even playing with Artest's leather swallow!"

"Let the word spread that Su Ye killed Artest's Leather Swallow!"

"Suye Zhenwusheng, wire mvp!!"

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The fans at the scene talked a lot. The fights staged in this game were simply scripts that even the top Hollywood screenwriters could not write.

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"I couldn't believe my eyes, Su Ye threw Artest over his shoulder continuously, like throwing a chick, and smashed Artest's ass area with an elbow .”

"This battle, I would like to call it the strongest after the incident at the Palace of Auburn Hills!"

In the live broadcast room on the American side, the commentators took the lead in exclaiming.

And the live broadcast room on the other side of the Celestial Dynasty was full of wailing.

Because the broadcaster decisively pressed the switch button when Su Ye threw Artest on his shoulder.

The familiar Asian King Coco Lee appeared on the big screen once again holding Haodi Shampoo.

As a result, fans from all over the world smashed a lot of TVs.

TV producers literally died laughing in the toilet.

They never dreamed that the effect of Su Ye's competition was even better than that of celebrity endorsement.

But some Chinese fans are extremely smart.

As early as the beginning of the game, he expected that Su Ye and Artest would fight. At the critical moment, the broadcaster would definitely switch the live broadcast source again.

They simply turned on the computer, logged in to the foreign signal live broadcast source, and watched the live broadcast of the game from the United States.

Immediately afterwards, these witty Chinese fans saw a scene they would never forget.

Su Ye actually killed Artest's leather swallow in public! ! !

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United States, nba headquarters building

"Mr. President, fortunately, what you are most worried about has not happened."

David Stern's assistant touched his chest and let out a sigh of relief,

David Stern, the president of the NBA at the time, finally calmed down and nodded: "You are right, no matter how bad the situation is, it is just players fighting, and it has not risen to the level of players beating fans. "

When Artest jumped into the auditorium, Stern's blood pressure soared to 200.

As long as Artest dares to attack the fans again, he will definitely let Artest leave the NBA forever.

But fortunately, the plot he was worried about didn't happen. Artest didn't seem to be running for the fans.

"This Su Ye hasn't played in 20 games in his career, and he has clashed with his opponent twice. But speaking of it, this guy is also a good player in manipulating people's mentality. Both times, the opponent started the fight first. "

Stern watched the live broadcast of the game throughout, and it was Artest who made the first move.

At most, Su Ye was charged with excessive self-defense.

"Notify, hold a high-level meeting, and discuss the additional penalties for the players involved in the fight."

"By the way, an oxygen tank must be prepared in the president's office afterwards."

Stern then gave instructions to his assistant.

The current NBA is really frightening, and watching the game has almost reached the point of death.

David Stern was really afraid that he would pass out in one breath.

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the other side.

Los Angeles, USA.

Kobe Bryant's eyeballs were wide open at the moment.

Kobe never expected that such a thing would happen on the court. Su Ye beat Artest, and even killed Artest's leather swallow.

Playing with his second brother to death, and playing with Artest's leather swallow.

Does Su Ye have that kind of hobbies?

But after the situation calmed down, Kobe was trembling with anger.

Any fool knows that Su Ye will definitely be banned by the league tonight.

And the opponent of the 76ers in the next game is themselves.

Waited so long for a revenge fight, and you told me you got banned?

It's as if you chatted online about a murderous anchor who can be airborne across the country, but the anchor told you after getting off the plane, I'm here as a big aunt.

What a fucking bunch!

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On the field, Su Ye is also very depressed now.

Originally, he thought that Taizi was going to play fans, and he went straight to Jessica.

As a result, Su Ye finally figured out that Taizi just wanted to be a deserter for his life.

I misunderstood Taizi.

And he even rotted his leather swallows.

After this spreads out, what should we say about our old Su?

Su Ye spoiled Taizi's leather swallow.

Su Ye made Taizi bleed profusely.

People's words are terrible, Su Ye feels terrible when he thinks about it now.

But Su Ye really didn't do it on purpose.

He just wanted to hit Taizi's head with his elbow at that time, so he didn't expect Taizi to crawl forward a few steps. If you didn't climb those few steps, wouldn't there be no such things?

Wouldn't it be so embarrassing?

Taizi: Thank you so much, you played with Lao Tzu's butt eyes, and you blame me in the end?

If I didn't crawl forward a few times, it wouldn't be a problem of Piyanzi being smashed.

That means your head was cut open.

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The referee then also penalized the incident.

Of course, Taizi and Su Ye had no doubts, and they were directly expelled for a second-level malicious foul.

In addition, on the Pacers side, Stephen Jackson and O'Neal were also directly expelled because of a fight.

Anthony Johnson technical foul.

For the 76ers, Chuck Hayes and Matt Barnes were ejected for second-degree flagrant fouls.

Iverson, Iguodala, and Dalembert were each fined a first-degree technical foul, but they were not expelled.

It is worth mentioning that, 76ers coach Maurice Cheeks was also fined a technical foul.

Cheeks asked the referee to reason: "Please, I didn't hit anyone, so why give me a technical foul?

Referee: You stepped on the horse and even picked up the bench. You feel wronged by a technical foul?

Cheeks is definitely the first head coach in NBA history to pick up the bench to play the opposing player.

Su Ye, Hayes, and Barnes left the game side by side and went to the locker room to watch the game.

But the Pacers' locker room was pretty exciting.

Artest twice returned to the visiting team's infirmary for medical treatment.

The four doctors who dealt with Artest were all taken.Sew skin swallows to players on the NBA field, which is outrageous enough, let alone twice.

And this time the amount of bleeding was bigger than the first time.

The shorts were taken off, and Artai's swallows were all rotten.

The doctor specially wore a three-layer mask this time to prevent Artest from farting suddenly while he was dealing with it.

And Artest did not try to be brave enough not to use anesthetics. After taking the anesthetics, his skin was numb, and he had an indescribably wonderful feeling. Afterwards, the four doctors began to operate, sterilizing and disinfecting, and flying needles.

After this set of operations, the bleeding stopped and the wound was healed.

But the four doctors really couldn't help but imagine.

In the next period of time, if Artest shit...

What kind of sourness will it be? ?

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The camera returns to the game.

After the incident between the players on both sides was over, the third quarter of the game also officially ended, and the point difference has been opened to 76 points by the 15ers.

This game can be concluded. The Pacers are missing Ron Artest, Jr. O'Neal and Stephen Jackson, who are the three most important core players of the Pacers.

As for the 76ers, although Su Ye was off the court, Hayes and Barnes were the team's substitute players, and Iverson, the core of the team's offense, remained on the court.The game in the fourth quarter became completely one-sided. With Iverson's step-back three-pointer, at 6 minutes and 58 seconds in the fourth quarter, the point difference was pulled to 20 points.

The Pacers also lost the desire to continue to be tough early.

Do they dare to be tough?They really dare not be tough!

Is Su Ye's combat power normal?Can throw Artest back and forth like a chicken, and smash his eyes with one elbow.

Whether it's the big Ben in the NBA or the Big Ben in the King of Fighters '97, it's much more brutal!

Su Ye left a deep mark of the devil on the psychology of the Pacers players, causing them to lose their normal game mentality.

At the end of the game, the 76ers beat the Indiana Pacers 118-98 at home by 20 points.

"The game is finally over, but in fact, the game is over before the fourth quarter begins."

"In other words, after Su Ye ruined Artest's eyes, the game has come to an end."

"After Su Ye left the field, the game has become dull."

Like the narrators said.

The most noteworthy point of this game is the incident before the end of the third quarter.

After the game, none of the players from the two teams who stayed on the field accepted interviews from the reporters on the sidelines.

And the reporters also followed the player tunnel to the locker rooms of both sides in the first place, and they wanted to interview the players who were expelled.

The reason is simple, the topic traffic figures who are really worth interviewing have been expelled.

It's just that when the reporters came to the door of the Pacers' visiting team's locker room, they were shocked to find that Ron Artest had already left the locker room early.

"Stephen, you left the scene with Ron Artest, so do you know where Ron is now?"

Did not see Artest, the reporter had to conduct an interview with Wu Sheng Stephen Jackson.

"I don't know where he is now. After the physical examination, he left. He must have gone to a nearby hospital."

Stephen Jackson didn't answer truthfully.

In fact, Yasuko had expected that the reporter would come to interview him.

In order to avoid embarrassment, Taizi left the arena early and hid in the hotel.

However, you can hide from the first day of the junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day.

Taizi was interviewed sooner or later.

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And the other side.

At this time, Su Ye was in the locker room thinking about which aspect to use the five free attribute points for?

At this time, the door of the locker room was opened, and the 76ers returned to the locker room with victory.

"Xiao Su, your attack is a bit too cruel."

Cheeks' expression was a little dignified now.

Su Ye scratched his head: "Boss, that guy made the move first, I was..."

Su Ye thought that Coach Cheeks really blamed himself for being too heavy handed.

However, Cheeks shook his head: "I mean, you played with Artest's buttocks, and this may not be a good evaluation of your future." Cheeks said.

Cheeks didn't blame Su Ye.

Just kidding, he had already picked up the bench at the time, so how could he think that Su Ye was too aggressive.

He was just worried that this would affect Su Ye's reputation.

It is conceivable how the various sports media will comment on Su Ye after the game?

Su Ye caused Artest to bleed profusely, and Su Ye made the skin swallow of the nba hunk bleed.

It's just too heavy mouthed! !

"Let's not talk about this, Sue, I heard that Ron Artest guy left the stadium early, so all the reporters gathered at the press conference, and it seems that you can't do it if you don't attend the press conference. "

"Don't worry, I know what to say."

Ever since, Su Ye, Iverson, and Cheeks attended the post-match press conference.

Once you enter the studio area of ​​the press conference.

The spotlight flickered, almost blinding Su Ye's eyes.

"Su, you really didn't disappoint the fans, you fought Ron Artest, you beat Ron Artest badly, and even made him bleed, so don't you admit that you are a basketball bully? "

Su Ye was speechless: "..." I knew that there must be a reporter who said that he made Artest bleed profusely.

"I advise you to take a good look at the game before asking this question. It was he who made the first move. Should I stand on the ground and let him play?"

"The nine-year compulsory education I received in China taught me that I would never let myself be bullied."

Su Ye's answer was straightforward as always.

"You're right, it was Ron Artest who made the first move, so you fell over your shoulder twice in a row. Then Artest and others have already run away, why do you continue to chase him down? ? This is beyond the scope of normal defense."

Like the reporters say.

After Artest was thrown twice over the shoulder by Su Ye, he had already declared his surrender and ran to the audience area to take refuge.

But Su Ye still chased after him aggressively, and even gave Artest an elbow that fell from the sky. How can this be explained?

"For this elbow, I really need to explain."

"At that time, Ron rushed to the audience area. I thought that this stunned person would do the same stupid thing to the fans like last season. I just wanted to protect the fans in Philadelphia, that's all."

"I can't ask Artest to hurt any fans in Wachovia Center, let alone Jessica Alba."

"It's just that this seems to be an accident. He doesn't seem to be running for the fans."

Having said that, Su Ye shrugged.

Can this be my fault?This can't be blamed!

Who told you that Artest suddenly rushed to the audience area, who told you that Artest is a person with a criminal record.

I just want to protect the fans, what's wrong?

As for the elbow that broke your buttocks, don't blame me!

It was you lying on the ground and running forward.

If you don't run, don't you just laugh your head off?Isn't it just to lie down for a while in ICU?

Can there be so many things?

Artest: You are lofty, you are amazing!

You fucked up my skin swallow, and then you said that you were protecting the fans, so you got the label of being brave.

But there is one thing to say, none of Su Ye's interviews was a lie. At that time, he really thought that Artest was going to beat the fans and Jessica.

And it was purely an accident that he smashed Taizi's leather swallow.

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The first time the game ends.

Sports news from all walks of life is already flying all over the sky.

"Cosplay King of Fighters Daben, Su Ye smashes Artest continuously"

"The fight at Suye Artest Stadium is finally staged, and it turns out that Su Ye is the one who fights yyds"

"Heavy!Artest rushed to the fans, Su Ye elbowed Artest Pi Yan! "

"Can not bear to look!Su Ye ruined Artest's leather swallow, and Su Ye made Artest bleed! "

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Just looking at these news headlines, those who didn't know it thought that Su Ye and Artest had done that kind of thing. Su Ye's equipment was too big, and Artest was sent to the hospital.

However, after clicking on the news, countless fans burst into laughter.

Unexpectedly, such a thing happened in the NBA!

It simply refreshed the three views of the fans.

Artest is definitely the No. 1 in the history of nba leather swallows being played badly.

And Su Ye has also become the No. 1 player in the nba arena who plays other people's skin swallows.

Asshole god of war, none other than Su Ye!

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The nba officials were also very quick, and after the game, they gave additional punishments to the players involved in the fight after the game.

Ron Artest and Su Ye were both fined $5 and suspended for 5 games.

After Artest learned of this, he burst into the same anger as Shaquille O'Neal.

"Fuck, why did I suffer such a vicious beating, Pi Yanzi was beaten to death twice, or twice! In the end, Su Ye's suspension and fine were the same as mine? Fuck!"

Of course, the NBA also has its own set of theories. After all, Artest is the first mover.

Furthermore, Artest rushed to the audience for no reason, which is indeed very easy to cause misunderstanding.

Besides.

The Pacers' martial artist Stephen Jackson was suspended for one game and fined less than $2.

Chuck Hayes of the 76ers was suspended for one game and fined $3.

These two players also received corresponding punishments for their aggressive behavior in participating in the fight when the scene was chaotic.

As for O'Neal and Matt Barnes who were expelled, only one of them received a fine of $2 and was not suspended.

It is worth mentioning that the coach Maurice Cheeks was also given a warning by the NBA officials.

The league executives believe that as a head coach, you did not go up to stop the conflict between the players of the two teams, and even picked up the bench for no reason. Although you did not use the bench to shoot the opposite player, this is not a calm behavior.

Maurice Cheeks is also dubbed the No.1 NBA bench coach by the majority of netizens.

Things simmered all night.

The next morning, Artest, who had been hiding in a five-star hotel for the whole night, was dressed in black, with a peaked cap, sunglasses, and a black mask.

Taizi arrived at the airport early at 12:9 in the morning for the team's special plane at [-]:[-] noon.

The reason why he was so tightly covered and came so early was that Yasuko wanted to avoid being interviewed by the reporters.

But just after arriving at the airport, seven or eight reporters surrounded Taizi like sharks smelling blood.

Taizi is convinced, why did you come so early?This is 2 and a half hours early!

And I covered it so tightly that my whole face was covered, how did you recognize me?

In order to be able to interview Artest, the reporters waited overnight at the airport for an hour.

As for how to recognize Artest?It's not easy.

Look at the way you walk, you are the only one in the whole airport who looks like your buttocks have been ruined by someone.

After being found out, Artest had no choice but to take off his mask and accept the reporter's interview.

However, after taking off the mask, the reporter found that Artest's face was a little haggard, and he even had dark circles under his eyes.

It is conceivable that Taizi must not have slept well last night.

Maybe he slept well, when the prince took a shit last night, Pi Yanzi was in more pain than when he was elbowed by Su Ye, and it was more tormenting!

"Ron, we want to know why you avoided being interviewed by our reporter last night. Do you feel ashamed that you were beaten by Su Ye, so you avoided us?" A reporter handed the microphone to Artest in front of.

Taizi's eyes suddenly turned into a pair of copper bells.

"What are you talking about? Is Lao Tzu the kind of person who is afraid of shame? And why am I ashamed? I didn't deliberately avoid your interview!"

"Then why are you dressed so that you are afraid of being recognized?"

"It's a bit cold in the morning. Is there a problem with wearing a mask? Can't I freeze my face?"

As expected of the top tough guy in the nba, just a tough guy!

"Okay Ron, then Su Ye elbowed your buttocks and made your buttocks bleed profusely. What do you want to say to Su Ye?"

"Su Ye is useless, Su Ye is going to die! Yes, he did hit my butt with an elbow, but the bleeding was an accident. Let me tell you, it's all like this. I ate spicy food a few days ago You know, you know. I had bad hemorrhoids before the game, and he hit my hemorrhoids with his elbow, so I bleed."

"Let's just say that, his elbow is not strong at all. If I didn't have hemorrhoids, I wouldn't be bleeding at all!"

"And I also want to thank Su Ye. His elbow just helped me break that hemorrhoid. I just had a hemorrhoid operation last night, so he didn't cause me much harm at all, and even helped me. I'm busy, do you understand?"

Artena called a confident.

Last night, Artest thought of a sophistry excuse all night.

Now no matter what the reporter asks him, he will answer fluently.

Several reporters also looked at each other, speechless.

They never dreamed that Artest would come up with such an explanation.

Although they don't believe it.

However, Artest's reason was unique and ingenious, and they had no way of proving it. After all, they couldn't take off Artest's pants to see if his leather swallow had hemorrhoids.

"Then there is another question that fans are very concerned about. Why did you suddenly rush to the audience area after throwing Su Ye twice over the shoulder? Everyone thought you were going to use the bench to fight Su Ye, but But you jumped directly from the bench and went straight to the player tunnel, are you afraid of being beaten by Su Ye? You want to run back to the locker room to hide from Su Ye!"

"Madfake!!"

As soon as the reporter's question was asked, Taizi suddenly jumped like a thunder.

Staring at the reporter with bullish eyes, he said, "I advise you not to spread rumors about me. How could I be afraid of that idiot Su Ye?"

"I wanted to go back to the locker room to get the weapon! I wanted to go back to the locker room to get the wrench. I wanted to use the wrench to hit Su Ye on the head and smash his head to pieces!"

Go to the locker room to find the weapon, Zhao Spanner.

This was also the sophistry excuse that Taizi thought of last night.

It would only be more embarrassing to say that I went back to the locker room to sew my buttocks, and it would be even more impossible to say that I injured my knee.

Artest racked his brains to come up with an excuse, that is to go back to get the weapon!

There is a reason, and he has also set up an image of a fierce and tough guy for himself!

Kill two birds with one stone.

The corners of the reporters' mouths twitched.

Yasuko's explanation is simply too imaginative.

But you just happen to have nothing to do with Taizi.

This interview also quickly spread on the Internet.

"So that's it, Artest claims he has hemorrhoids!" "

"Is it true or false?Can anyone stand up and confirm whether Artest has hemorrhoids?

"Artest claimed that he ran back to the locker room to get a wrench and hit Su Ye? "

"The second battle between Su Ye and Artest is definitely something to watch! "

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The fans on the Tianchao side couldn't help but laugh after watching this interview.

"This excuse is so fresh and refined, that I have hemorrhoids!"

"I also thank Su Ye for performing hemorrhoid surgery for him. I almost burst out laughing."

"Hit Su Ye on the head with a wrench in your locker room! If you talk hard, I will only obey Taizi!"

"Come on, who is better, Taizi holding a wrench or Su Ye holding a bench?"

"I'll make a bag of Weilong spicy sticks, and Su Ye will use the bench to beat Taizi!"

"How much will Wei Long give you? I, Gluttonous Monkey, will give you double!"

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This wave of fights between Taizi and Su Ye has become a hot topic of conversation among nba fans after dinner.

And Taizi also won a brand new title by virtue of the excuse of tricky angle.

NBA Hemorrhoid God of War! ! !