I'm not a basketball bully

"Coach, I'm back."

Artest ran to head coach Rick Carlisle to report.

"Your body is hard enough, boy, I knew you would be fine."

Seeing that Artest was fine, Rick Carlisle was relieved.

Artest is not injured, so his trade value will not continue to shrink, and the team can trade to better target candidates.

Snapped!

Rick Carlisle was happy, reached out and patted Artest's ass.

Taizi's whole body twitched suddenly, and his face turned red from being suppressed.

It hurts!

wqnmlgb! ! !

If you don't pat my ass, I can still recognize you as my head coach.

Carlisle was also a little puzzled. When he patted Taizi's butt just now, he felt as if he had patted something soft like a cushion.

Is there a diaper in Taizi's shorts? ?

Rick Carlisle couldn't figure it out.

But Artest's stupid brain circuit is different from normal people, who knows what special hobbies he has?

Maybe he just likes playing with diapers...

Artest waited for the opportunity to play off the court. After the substitute players of the two teams played for a while, the score was fixed at 41:36, with the 76ers leading by 5 points.

After a dead ball opportunity came, the two teams exchanged personnel, and Su Ye reappeared.

On the Pacers side, Artest also returned with a gloomy face.

"Su Ye, listen to this deity!"

"The wind has stopped, the rain has calmed down, Taishen is back!!"

Artest's voice echoed in Su Ye's ears.

Su Ye's mouth twitched when he heard it.

It's a good thing you can think of such a second-year line!

"So, you were beaten up by Lao Tzu, and you went back to take a shit?"

After Artest left the field, no matter how he thought about it, Su Ye felt that this guy didn't look like he had injured his knee, especially when he came back with full blood, Su Ye became more convinced of this idea.

So he couldn't help thinking of the Paul Pierce scene.

In the nba finals, Rogue San ran away in a hurry, and even spilled a little yellow on his white shorts. In order to cover up his embarrassment, he called for a stretcher to be carried away. After a few minutes, he finished shitting and changed into a pair of shorts , and staged a return of the king at North Shore Garden.

Artest's situation was very similar to Pierce's, so Su Ye thought that Taizi was beaten out of shit.

"God is so loose, I just went off the field to check my knee."

Taizi tried to defend himself.

"I'm in a hurry, you are in a hurry, it can't be true, right? The notorious Taizi was actually beaten by me..."

"You ride a horse..."

Talking trash to a player like Artest with a negative IQ, Su Ye could beat him with his eyes closed.

After playing, Artest took the initiative to ask his own point guard Jamal Tinsley for the ball in the first offensive round. Would Jamal Tinsley dare not give the ball?He dare not!Once Artest became ruthless, he would even dare to fight himself, let alone a teammate?

Taizi attacked with the ball, faced Iguodala's defense, and directly called O'Neal for a cover.

The reason for playing O'Neal's pick-and-roll is that he wants to single out Su Ye.

It's just that this pick-and-roll did not cause the 76ers to switch defenses. Taiko hit Iguodala. Taiko completely underestimated Iguodala's defense. Although the second-year Iguodala has not yet grown into the best defensive team level Defensive players, but it is not a big problem to clean up Taizi who lacks offensive ability.

Iguodala's defense forced Artest to come up with a slow three-step high kick.

To put it nicely, it is three steps slow and hit high, but to say it badly, it has no chance at all, and can only rely on the time difference to avoid the defense and throw blindly into the basket.

He avoided Iguodala's block, but he couldn't avoid Su Ye. Su Ye came to help defend from the front and slapped the ball away on the spot.

"wtf? Damn Su Ye, you only cover up Lao Tzu behind others' backs, and you dare not confront me head-on!"

Taizi was furious.

He felt that with his offensive skills, if he singled out Su Ye, he would definitely succeed.

Only those who can play ball know how good Taizi is.

That's right, it's the sole of the shoe.

Artest's sudden stop for a layup did not show his basketball skills at all, but the grip of the sneakers was quite impressive.

Taizi's layup was shot beyond the three-point line by a big cap from the assist defense.

After Matt Barnes took control of the basketball, the Sixers lined up the offense.

The ball was given to Su Ye again. Peja was originally defending Su Ye, but Artest suddenly rushed over and pushed Peja, and said loudly: "Get out of the way, let me guard him!"

Su Ye is attacking with the ball on the line.

However, what Su Ye is better at is attacking with fists!

Su Ye pushed Artest to break through, and at the same time, his fists were not idle. He punched Artest hard in the chest and punched in again.

"I feel that you are not very hard!"

After Su Ye scored the goal, he still didn't forget to spray him with trash talk.

This legendary defensive champion was vulnerable in front of Su Ye, and his game style was completely restrained!

The two confronted and sprayed each other like this, and the point difference between the two teams gradually widened. With 2 minutes left in the third quarter, Iverson missed a mid-range shot from the baseline, and Su Ye and Artest scuffled again.

In rebounding, Su Ye has never convinced anyone, let alone you as a small forward. Su Ye elbowed Yasuko, caught the offensive rebound on Yasuko's head and made a tip-in. .

The actions of both of them were fouled again.

Su Ye gave Taizi an elbow when he got stuck.

And Artest also pushed when Su Ye made a tip.

With this goal, the 76ers widened the point difference to 16 points.

"Fack! He fouled!"

Artest complained to the referee on the baseline.

And Su Ye was complacent at the side: "You can't bear this level, don't you call yourself an anal?"

"Damn it...you don't want to mention this name to me again!" Taizi clenched his teeth.

In his heart, Taizi really admired Su Ye's strength.

If my elbow strength is three levels, Su Bandit's elbow strength is at least six levels.When you look back, you must practice more elbow strength, and strive to reach the ninth dan of elbow strength in the next encounter! 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!

With this layup, Su Ye also scored 20 points. At the same time, before the fourth quarter, Su Ye's rebounds reached 10.

You must know that you are facing the defensive giant Artest, and being able to get this data in front of Artest has a lot of gold!

"You have to send someone to defend me!"

While returning to defense, Su Ye raged passionately at the Pacers' bench.

"Are you looking down on people? You can't send a fool to defend me!"

"Please, send a human with a normal IQ to defend me!"

Throughout the game, Su Ye was talking trash with Artest, but in the area of ​​trash talking, Su Ye also had the upper hand.

Su Ye and trash talk don't contain dirty words, but they are full of insults!

As for Artest's stupid mouth, he would stop talking after a few words.

"What? fu#k!"

Su Ye's words made Artest's eyes turn red.

Su Ye is insulting him in disguise as a fool!

It's okay to insult Lao Tzu's basketball level, but it's not okay to insult Lao Tzu's IQ!

Artest felt insulted to his personality.

Artest, who lived and grew up on the street since he was a child, has always adhered to the principles of street basketball.

[When your opponent insults you, don't be cowardly, you must do it!Use your fists in exchange for your own dignity! 】

Ever since, Artest, who was serving the ball from the baseline, slammed the basketball at Su Ye's face.

Artest, the former New York street bully, waved his fist and rushed towards Su Ye!

The peaceful Wachovia Center Arena finally had waves.

The narrators on the scene opened their eyes suddenly.

"My God! What is Artest doing? He took the ball and smashed it at Su Ye. He raised his fist and rushed towards Su Ye. Artest became the first player to lose his composure in this game!"

The most anticipated plot of the audience was finally staged.

At the end of the third quarter of the game, Artest finally showed his iron fist!

"Be careful, Nono!"

"Brother Su!"

The players of the 76ers also woke up suddenly.

Everyone is adhering to the head coach's will that everyone wins and everyone loses.

Holding an Ai fist, Iverson rushed to the battlefield immediately, but was stopped by the captain Wu Sheng Jackson.

Hayes on the bench also stood up suddenly, took off his training jacket, and acted as the vanguard of the game!

Players from both sides joined the battlefield immediately.

The scene was chaotic, with fights and fights.

Wachovia Center Arena, group battle begins!

Besides, the core protagonist of this battle, Su Ye once again displayed his posture on the basketball court, so that Artest's smashing ball didn't even touch his own hairs.

The next moment, Su Ye saw Taizi rushing over, not to mention his heart was agitated.

After being silent for so long, someone finally asked me to punch me!

Su Ye looked at Taizi, his eyes were full of five free attribute points!

There is one thing to say, Artest is still relatively professional in boxing, and his fists rushed directly to the face.

However, Su Ye easily dodged with a cat waist, and hit Artest's jaw with an uppercut from bottom to top.

And Artest didn't cover it, he was prepared, and actually dodged in a dodge, and took advantage of the gap to raise his knee.

Su Ye used the same trick to KO Shaquille O'Neal.

But I didn't expect that Taizi not only avoided it.

Even fought back!

Here comes a flying knee!

As expected of a professional fighter changing career, there are, things!

Su Ye's desire to fight was completely stimulated.

Facing Artest's flying knee from bottom to top, Su Ye dodged to the side, another subtle dodge.

Su Ye's ability to dodge all kinds of attacks is engraved in his bones!

First, he avoided Taizi's smashing ball, then he avoided Taizi's fist, and finally he avoided Taizi's flying knee!

Su Ye showed his body and footsteps to the fullest!

After three tricks, Artest finally showed his flaws.

Su Ye swept his leg low and attacked Artest's lower body.

Bang!

Artest couldn't dodge it in time, he was hit in the calf, and he felt pain on the spot, and he was about to fall down.

But at this moment, Su Ye suddenly rushed forward and hugged Taizi tightly!

At the Wachovia Center arena, all the fans stared wide-eyed.

This was the first time they watched Su Ye's live fight at home.

Su Ye is hugging Taizi now, what is he going to do?

"Fuck! Put me down, I'm going to fight you for 300 rounds!"

Taizi, who was picked up by Su Ye, tried to punch Su Ye's back, but before he hit his fist, Su Ye forcibly picked him up.

Immediately afterwards, under the gaze of more than 2 fans at the scene.

Su Ye slammed Artest on the floor.

boom! !

It wasn't just the fans who were dumbfounded.

Even the security personnel on the side looked dumbfounded.

Su Ye's overlord lifts the tripod to reappear in the world!

The security personnel didn't have time to appreciate Su Ye's fighting skills, so they rushed up to stop Su Ye from riding on Taizi's body and outputting heavy punches.

But at this moment, something happened that made everyone dumbfounded again.

Su Ye reached out and grabbed Artest's arm.

Did Su Ye's conscience find out?

He wants to drag Artest up?

The security personnel were dumbfounded, they didn't expect Su Ye to have such a kind side.

But Su Ye's next operation made them 180 degrees flash their waists.

Su Ye grabbed Artest's arm and lifted it up vigorously, even carrying Artest's arm on his shoulder again, and this time slammed it in the opposite direction.

Boom!

Artest was like this little chick, being picked up and smashed back and forth by Su Ye.

"ohhhhhhhh"

The fans at the scene hugged their heads and exclaimed.

Su Ye, what kind of operation is this?

He actually smashed Artest to the ground, then grabbed it and smashed it again.

And it's still one left and one right!

It feels like the big move of the old hammer of the King of Fighters Jiuqili, picking up people, and smashing them on the ground back and forth.

"Taizi!"

"Ron!"

Stephen Jackson and O'Neal Jr. rushed forward to rescue Suye Artest.

But the players of the 76ers are stopping them firmly.

And not only the players got involved, even the coach of the 76ers, Maurice Cheeks, was excited and involuntarily grabbed the bench beside him.

The referees next to him were in a hurry, no, you are a head coach, what are you doing with the bench?

Cheeks: I just want to use the bench for a different place to watch the game. What's the problem?

The other players of the 76ers and the Pacers wrestled together, which gave Artest and Su Ye room to fight head-on.

What sounds good is a one-on-one fight, but Artest who sounds bad is beaten repeatedly by Su Ye.

The fans at the scene were stunned.

Is this the fighting power of a normal Nima?

With two over-the-shoulder falls in a row, it was like treating Artest like a chick!

On the court, Su Ye grabbed Artest with both hands again, trying to grab Artest, and then threw a shoulder throw.

"Stop! Stop! Stop!"

The security personnel rushed up, trying to prevent Su Ye from continuing to commit crimes.

If he fell like this again, Taizi would be turned into a fool.

Just when Su Ye picked up Artest for the third time and was about to fall, the security personnel rushed up and successfully rescued Artest.

Artest, who was thrown twice by Su Ye, was buzzing at the moment.

After being freed by security, Artest broke away from everyone and rushed to the 76ers' bench.

The position of the 76ers bench has long been empty, because everyone rushed up, either to fight, or to mingle with the Pacers.

Seeing Artest rushing to the bench, everyone thought that Artest was being slapped in a hurry and was going to take the bench to slap Su Ye on the head.

"What is Artest doing? He rushed to the bench. Judging by his aura, is he looking for a murder weapon? He is going to kill Su Ye?!"

The narrators also stared wide-eyed.

It's just that Taiko's operation in the next second surprised the commentator, and Taizi jumped from the bench of the 76ers with a big jump.

In one step, he stepped into the audience area behind him.

Seeing this, all the fans at the scene were terrified.

Everyone knows what Artest did last season! !

He stormed into the crowd at the Palace of Auburn Hills last season and gave the fans a blast.

And now, he jumped into the audience area again!

Everyone thought that he was going to attack the audience again.

Last season, he was pushed ten meters by Big Ben and dared not move, and then took all his anger on the Auburn Hills fans.

Today, he was hugged and thrown by Su Ye twice. Is he going to vent his anger on the Philadelphia fans again this time?

. . . .

. . . .

At the same time, David Stern, who was watching the game, was so angry that his heart was beating wildly and his blood pressure was rising.

Almost died of a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot!

It seems that the punishment given to Artest in the Palace of Auburn Hills incident last year was still light.

At least he should be suspended for three years, no!five years! !

If Artest dares to do anything to the fans again, Stern doesn't mind letting Artest retire on the spot and deduct all his career salary! !

. . . .

. . . .

"Stop it, come back, you bastard, you bastard!"

Rick Carlisle on the court was so angry that he almost passed out.

If Artest wants to attack the fans again.

It's no longer a matter of the value of the deal shrinking dramatically.

This beep will even be fired by Stern directly!

From then on, whether he can survive in the NBA is a question.

Even the teammates of the Pacers who beat up fans for Artest last season were dumbfounded at the moment.

Fuck, are you crazy, are you really going to attack the fans again? ? ?

Last season, Wu Sheng Jackson and O'Neal both beat the fans for Artest at the Palace of Auburn Hills.

But after being severely punished by Stern for 40 boards, they knew very well how serious the consequences of a player hitting a fan are.

From then on, they never dared to attack the fans again.

But this Artest's mind is simply different from that of normal people.

Dare to hit the fans, aren't you a fool!

Brother Tai, cold stem!Cold stem!

Several Pacers players looked at Artest's figure and could only pray silently.

. . . .

"I'm going to Nima!!!"

Seeing Artest jumping into the audience area, Su Ye also thought that he was going to vent his anger on the fans.

After all, with Artest's yellow brain, it's not surprising that he did anything.

Originally, Su Ye's anger had already dissipated, and he fell Taizi a few times, and he got it when he felt better.

But this Artest even rushed to the audience area.

The flames in Su Ye's eyes rose up again!

He was determined not to let Taiko hurt the fans at the Wachovia Center Arena!

"Go away!"

With a strong push, Su Ye pushed all the surrounding security personnel away, turned into an attacking giant, and rushed towards Artest who was shuttled in the audience area.

. . .

In fact, everyone misunderstood Yasuko.

Yasuko, who shuttled back and forth in the audience area, really didn't want to hit the fans.

What a joke, Yasuko still has a bit of IQ. After the Auburn Hills incident last season, he knew that no matter what, he couldn't hit the fans at the game site.

He was simply stunned by Su Ye.

After waking up, he just wanted to flee the scene as soon as possible.

It's getting better and better from Su Ye.

As a streetball player who grew up on the streets of New York, he always kept in mind the survival rules of street basketball.

[When your opponent insults you, don't be cowardly, you must do it!Use your fists in exchange for your dignity! 】

However, in addition to this rule, there is another one.

[When you face an opponent whose basketball strength and fighting ability are stronger than yours, don't be tough with them and try to avoid their edge as much as possible, otherwise you will be extra embarrassing! 】

After being thrown twice, Artest realized the gap between himself and Su Ye.

Immediately implemented this second street basketball survival rule!

He turned his head and ran in the direction of the player tunnel.

But there was a 76ers player at the entrance of the player tunnel, so he jumped out of the bench first, and was going to go around the player tunnel from the audience area and run back to the locker room.

He really didn't want to play fans.

It's just that Artest has a criminal record, everyone thought he was running for the audience!

. . .

"Fuck! Su Ye is such a lunatic, I have to get out of here quickly, as long as I run fast, he won't be able to hit me!"

Taizi, who was shuttling through the auditorium, was cursing furiously, feeling extremely scared in his heart.

But the posture of his escape is indeed a bit embarrassing.

How to explain after the game?

You can't say you're afraid of being beaten to death by Su Ye, can you?

Or if he said that his knee was injured, he ran back to the locker room to check?

Now that I can run so quickly, this reason must not make sense.

Artest ran while thinking about how to deal with the reporter interview after the game.

Forget it, let him run away first! !

Taizi jumped over the audience area and jumped into the side of the player channel on the scene.

Coincidentally, the person near where Taiko jumped off happened to be Jessica Alba.

"I'm going to Nima!!"

Seeing Artest jumping to Jessica's side, Su Ye's eyes became even hotter, and his sprinting pace also became faster.

Su Ye thought that Artest was going to spread his anger and hatred towards him on Jessica, and wanted to go up and beat Jessica Alba! !

"Fuck! I'm going to abolish you today!!"

Su Ye shouted.

Taizi felt something was wrong, turned his head to look, and was taken aback.

A figure that looked like a demon from hell was galloping towards him.

Taizi was dumbfounded on the spot, his eyes almost fell to the ground.

Nima!How did Su Ye catch up!

"wqnm!"

"I've already run to the audience area, and you've never finished riding the horse!"

Taizi never expected that Su Ye would be chasing after him.

Spectator areas are not safe areas.

Do you have to run back to the locker room and lock the door to save your life?

Taizi also speeded up. Seeing that he was about to enter the entrance of the passage with more than ten meters, Su Ye was faster and getting closer.

"Dare to hurt Philadelphia fans, I will kill you today!"

At this moment, Su Ye shouted from behind.

Hurt Philly fans?

Only then did Artest understand after hearing the words.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

"I never meant to hit you Philly fans!"

Artest yelled as he ran.

Coincidentally.

Right at the spot where Artest tripped over a wire in Return of the King.

The damn wire caught Artest's ankle again, and with a plop, Taiko fell again.

The wires at the Wachovia Center arena are the real mvp!

Taizi was convinced.

Why is it this wire again?

I didn't lose to Su Ye tonight, but I lost to you this wire!

After Taizi was tripped, he still wanted to get up in embarrassment, and then ran into the passage.

But it was too late.

In Taizi's shocking pupils, Su Ye turned into a black shadow and pressed towards him.

Mount Tai overwhelms! ! !

The fear in Yasuko's life is growing.

This is no ordinary Mount Tai pressing down on the top, Su Ye even showed his elbow in the air! !

Su Ye wanted to use a powerful elbow to knock Taizi's head off.

Su Ye's elbow strength is no longer six, but at least nine. If he wants to use his elbow to suppress Su Ye, he must reach tenth!

Taizi hurriedly kicked his hands and feet on the ground, and crawled forward, trying to avoid Su Ye's elbow.

But it was Taizi who crawled forward.

The target of Su Ye's elbow has changed.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Su Ye's elbow hit...

Taizi's leather swallow! ! ! !

"Oh shit! It hurts..."

Taizi lay on the ground, with his head thrown back, and howled like a pig.

Cracked, cracked!

The crack must be bigger than before! ! !

Tears flowed from Taizi's pain.

He clearly felt that the stitches he just sewed were all torn apart.

There must be a lot of blood coming out now.

"Su Ye, dog day, do you have a special liking for Lao Tzu's Leather Swallow?"

Taizi slapped the floor in pain, almost wanting to kill Su Ye.

But there is one thing to say, under this heart-piercing pain, there is actually an inexplicable...

Refreshing.