Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

Lu Baibai:?

Cheng Dong:? ? ?

Fuck!Lady in the sky, have you seen it?He is so shameless!How shameless! ! !

"She didn't see it, but I heard it." Yu Sinian turned his head with a sullen face, "Cheng Dong, at least your brother knows how to write in the diary with an invisible pen, it's good for you..."

He lifted his foot and kicked Cheng Dong's ass directly!

"You just said it directly! You still slapped me in the face?!"

Cheng Dong screamed, put away his phone, touched his buttocks and smiled: "Aha! Little accident, little accident! I will pay attention next time!"

Be careful not to say it out, it will be dubbed later.

After eating and drinking, Qiao Xi remembered to ask, "What about every year?"

As soon as the words fell, a small figure came out from behind the tree with difficulty.

Behind him was a big box full of colorful candies.

She was also holding a horn bigger than her head in her hand, and pressed it.

"Start up—" the female mechanical voice sounded.

Then Bai Bai put the trumpet to his mouth, pouted his buttocks, and exerted all his strength: "Auntie is looking for auntie! Father!? He went to the director's team to be hot!!!"

After shouting, the stamina was too great, and the person shook.

Josh:?

Lu Shaoyan:? ? ?

Lu Shaoyan rushed over, covered her mouth, and led her behind the tree.

"Lu Baibai! Why are you yelling nonsense! Before you recognize your aunt, you recognize an uncle first! You still use the trumpet to shout!"

Lu Baibai's twinkling eyes emerged from Lu Shaoyan's arms.

"Uncle taught me." She patted the loudspeaker with her little hand, "He said, be loud, if you can hear the old Huang at the entrance of the village, the candy will be mine. Uncle, I will give you half, right? , Ten for you... No, no, three for you... Forget it, I will give you one, and you will recognize it with me? Uncle said, you should call him brother-in-law."

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Lu Baibai: "Uncle also said that there is a big supermarket in his house, I can go in and pick whatever I want! When the time comes, I will bring your favorite potted fertilizer to my little uncle! Just say a word, how about it? If you don’t know how, I can teach you, that’s it—sister~husband!”

She handed up the big horn.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

One minute later, Lu Baibai covered his swollen head, crying and said to Yu Sinian behind the tree: "Uncle, I can't take the super big lollipop, my little uncle refused to call, and beat me too woo woo woo..."

"It's okay." Yu Sinian waved lovingly and gave her a super big lollipop.

"Hard work."

Lu Baibai's eyes lit up!

She hugged Yu Sinian and put her head on Yu Sinian's leg.

Twirling around, she said sweetly: "Uncle, Uncle, actually, the first time I saw you, I thought you were very handsome when you hanged yourself! You are always strong! You must grow old together with Auntie, good luck forever! Rudonghai, Shoubi Nanshan, happy birthday!"

She used all the blessing words she had reserved.

"Cheng Dong!" Yu Sinian yelled, "Give our baby two more super big lollipops!"

Cheng Dong turned his head and called Cheng Xi: "You don't want to return to vulgarity, do you? Okay, remember to burn paper for your brother next week. Why? Why else? That day happened to be my first seven days."

That night, the young master fell asleep again with a sweet smile.

Cheng Dong's camera stared at the person in the window, and then moved to Lao Huang who was lying on the window.

Lao Huang also squinted and smiled.

Cheng Dong said, "Did you see it? Family members, the more a person is like a dog, the happier he will be."

*

the next day.

Qiao Xi woke up early to collect Guo Yang in the field.

Guo Yang planted in the field all night, his manly dignity did not allow him to cry, but in the middle of the night, he still couldn't hold back a few tears.

When Qiao Xi arrived, Guo Yang had just been pulled out of the soil by his teammates.

"Here we come!" Qian Haoxian immediately grabbed Guo Yang, "Stand up! Remember what you said just now?"

Guo Yang Maliu stand up!

But one pair of legs still kept swinging!

"Speak!" Qian Haoxian pushed him.

Guo Yang staggered out, "Sister Xi! I was the one who was ignorant yesterday! I am willing to admit defeat! From now on, I am willing to recognize you as the captain!"

[It's so funny, my homepage has a comparison of his face from yesterday and today, yesterday I wanted to eat Qiao Xi raw]

【As long as he watches two episodes of the program, he will not be so confused as to choose this self-shark method】

Guo Yang continued: "But the reason why I stood up to be a monster yesterday was the director's instruction!"

He directly betrayed the director team, "It's Director Jin! Director Jin told me that you were all scripts before, and let me provoke you! He said that he will give our team extra meals at night!"

Crowd:!

"Bang!" Director Jin fell directly from the chair.

After being helped up by the assistant, he looked at the screen tremblingly and cursed: "Guo Yang! You can't take it anymore!!!"

"Oh?" Qiao Xi squinted at the camera.

The whole director team's scalp went numb in an instant! ! !

Guo Yang nodded fiercely and complained: "I understand now! It's all a trap set by the director team! I'm young and ignorant, so I really believe it! She also said that after we have conflicts, we will take that Huanxi enemy's For the script, the two of us are going to fire up CP, so we can push down the popularity of Movie Emperor Yu!"

As he spoke, he blushed a bit.

This time, the young master who had been leaning against the tree also turned his head.

Director group:! ! ! !

"Director Jin!" The producer yelled, "You are so confused!!!"

Director Jin: "How did I know he would say it! He said everything!"

[Oh mo oh mo oh mo, it's over, it's over, it's over!Xiao Jin, prepare for the funeral! 】

[Watching variety shows for so long, this is the first time I offered three sticks of incense for the director team]

[Is it only me who discovered the fried cp!So my bath cp is also fried?Ahhh no! ! !】

[Please, look at Brother Nian, who is he willing to fire cp with?Even if Director Jin mentions it, can he agree?And with his coffee position, this must be another price?Believe me, the director team can't afford this money]

Director Jin propped himself up and decided to take the initiative.

"Anyway, it's dead anyway, so it's better to fight hard! At least for now, the rules are still in our hands!"

The rest of the people looked at each other, their expressions were not confident.

Soon, Director Jin arrived at the edge of the field, picked a place far away from Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian, and turned to touch the horn.

"Huh? Where's my horn?"

Assistant: "Brother Nian stole it yesterday."

Director Jin: "..."

She could only yell with her voice: "Please pay attention! New rules are issued now! Everyone, please go up the mountain before evening and bring down the apples grown by Lao Sun's family!"

"What?!" Guo Yang scolded angrily, "You are looking for death, Director Jin! Sister Xi hasn't settled with you for the previous encounter!"

[Your boy, did you call Miss Shangxi? ? ? 】

【A person who knows how to live, at least has better eyesight than my ex-husband who went in and stepped on the sewing machine】

[It took me a second to realize that the upstairs is a fan of Duan Fulin, Rui Sibai, I ordered this incense for you! 】

[I am a prison guard. Let me break the news to everyone on the front line. He is not stepping on a sewing machine, he is making a paradise umbrella]

"Don't worry!" Director Jin took out a sign with a swipe, "Here is the list of ingredients!"

"Tonight's dinner is spicy hot pot with butter! Of course, the program team will only give you the initial ingredients—vegetables!"

"The rest of the ingredients need you to transport apples, and then use the corresponding catties to get them!"

The sign reads——

1 serving of Dragon = 20 catties of apples

1 fat sausage = 15 catties of apples

1 serving of beef tendon = 15 catties of apples

1 serving of tripe = 10 catties of apples

1 tribute dish = 5 catties of apples

……

There are meat and vegetables, it can be called a hot pot!

Guo Yang also made a fuss: "Do you think Sister Xi will bow down for this hot pot?! Sister Xi said it! It was agreed to hit you in the face! So less slaps! Three slaps! Two slaps! One! It's not a slap your face!"

Behind him, Qian Haoxian stretched out his hand and patted the excited Guo Yang.

Guo Yang turned his head.

The world was silent for a second.

I saw that Qiao Xi had already taken the sack and got into the bullock cart, beside the man surnamed Yu who was still grabbing the seat.

The two turned their heads and asked in unison: "What are you doing? Are you still leaving? Don't want to cook?"