Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand
Chapter 83 How Much I Give You, You Call Me Uncle
"Cough cough cough!" The next second, Yu Si Nian coughed as if he was about to leave.
After drawing Qiao Xi's attention, he took out a gold card in a snap.
"Here, 150 million."
After finishing speaking, he put it in Qiao Xi's trouser pocket, and then brought his whole body to a place where Qiao Xi could just kiss.
Qiao Xi approached.
"Boy, do you want me to sell your father's stolen money? It's a good idea!"
A sinister voice sounded, and then, Ka swiped up from the slit of his buttocks!
Yu Sinian's whole body bounced up, and his face instantly became red!
Passing photographer: ? ? ?
Peeking guest: ? ? ?
[What are you doing ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[She swiped the Niannian card!She swiped the card every year! 】
[It turns out that people can die within two seconds.Goodbye, this world]
[I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy!The crowd is boiling!Qiao Xi, the hatred of credit card swiping is irreconcilable! ! ! ! ! 】
[Although you hate her very much, you have to admit that she has done all the things you want to do but dare not do in your life (clasping fists)]
[I have survived the face guinea, the gecko climbing, and the weeping willow, and finally I fell on this card-swiping technique!I declare that starting today, you are my favorite woman besides my mother! 】
【Never thought that the day when my love for Niannian was cut off was because I fell in love with a sicker person】
"Family!" Qiao Xi stood beside the field ridge and raised his arms, "I'm back! Quickly divide into teams and start working! Welcome the autumn harvest and realize communism!"
"This time, our enemy is—"
She turned her head and pointed to the cabin of the program group.
Everyone's eyes lit up, shouting: "Festival! Mesh! Group!"
Program group:! ! !
mountain top.
In the villa, there was a dead silence.
The Lu family was sitting together, their hair messed up like a chicken coop, just recovering from a hangover.
Lu Shibang asked with trembling lips: "I... I didn't lose my temper yesterday, did I?"
A mirror was handed over.
Lu Shaoyan smiled, "Look for yourself."
Lu Shibang's eyes moved, and he roared in the next second!
"Fuck! Who is this?!"
The man in the mirror has Jingle cat painted on his face and Elsa's watch in his hand!The nostrils are enlarged by the liquid eyeliner!Flaming red lips, he vaguely remembered that Liao Xinrou drew them for him!
He turned his head and saw Liao Xinrou who was also outrageous.
In an instant, the entire Lu family burst into crying.
"Ah——daughter—we don't recognize each other—"
While crying, Lao Sun knocked on the door with a group of villagers.
"Knock knock!"
"Old Lu, there were wolves howling on the mountain yesterday, did you hear that? Some people released sky monkeys in the middle of the night! Recently, the village has been really messed up. Big stones were thrown in the lake, and someone was cleaning the toilet in front of my house! I invited an old master to take a look, how about the old master come in and exorcise evil spirits for you too?"
The whole family: "..."
Liao Xinrou became violent, and slapped Lu Shibang on the head: "Don't howl! You have to go up to the roof to howl!"
"I can't help it!" Lu Shibang beeped softly.
The old grandson at the door didn't wait for anyone for a long time, wondering: "Old Lu? Are you still alive?"
click.
The door opened, and Liao Xinrou greeted her with a smile: "Damn, you were singing in vain last night! Didn't disturb you?"
Lu Baibai:?
The old grandson suddenly realized: "No, no! At first I wondered who's piggy was released! Then I thought, don't hit the child, right? Hehehe, Baibai is going to the final show soon, right? Let her practice more! Practice!"
As soon as he left, the Lu family urgently discussed.
In the end, it was decided to let Lu Shaoyan and Lu Baibai, who still had a bit of face left, go down the mountain to deliver things.
When Lu Shaoyan hugged Bai Bai, Liao Xinrou cried from behind: "Say more good things for us! Tell Xixi, we are normal when we are normal! We love her!"
She raised her arms and made a big heart gesture.
Lu Shaoyan: "..."
Sooner or later, he will quit this family!
Fortunately, fortunately, my sister is normal!Judging from my sister's performance yesterday, it's just that he eats a little too much, and he can still afford it.
In this family from now on, he and Xixi will be the only ones left to depend on each other.
I heard that this program group is torturing people. He hasn't had time to watch the program yet. I don't know if Xixi has been bullied...
"Little Uncle, Auntie is here!"
Bai Bai suddenly poked his head out from his back, pointing his little finger towards the field ridge.
The setting sun is slanting, and the picture is beautiful.
Qiao Xi stood in the field with a slender figure.
Lu Shaoyan immediately quickened his pace.
"Are you done! Do you dare to breathe?!"
The sky-shaking roar suddenly sounded!
Lu Shaoyan:?
"puff--"
Qiao Xi spat out the leaves in her mouth, stepped forward and grabbed Guo Yang's head, and sent him to the pit on the ground!
"Did you provoke me! Dare to say that I am a waste, do you not recognize me as the captain? Do you insist on farming with me? Okay, I am willing to accept the bet, and I will satisfy your simple desire to be a seed!"
Lu Shaoyan:? ? ? ?
The people around pleaded: "Sister Xi! He knew he was wrong! Save a few hours of burying! Standing here overnight will really make you stand numb!"
Guo Yang yelled: "Don't plead with her! She is a waste who can only use force!"
Qiao Xi smiled: "Did you hear that? He has a backbone. One night as promised, one hour less, one minute, one second, is not a night."
Lu Shaoyan:! ! ! !
Just as Yu Si Nian passed by, he asked sullenly, "You...won't you go there for a while?"
"Oh." The young master nodded and went up, handed over the shower, smiling eyes, "Xixi, the seeds need to be watered. You forgot to water them."
Lu Shaoyan:! ! ! ! ! !
After such an experience, when Qiao Xi went back, everyone looked after her, bent down and shouted: "Captain—go slowly!"
Even Lu Shaoyan, who was with him, received preferential treatment.
yard.
Lu Shaoyan looked at Qiao Xi who was feasting, his face was silent.
After a while he said: "Hey, my parents have a few words, let me explain them to you..."
"Please speak, please speak!"
Qiao Xi smiled.
Lu Shaoyan was sweating profusely.
On the other side, Yu Sinian and Lu Baibai were on fire, staring at each other.
"Tell me, how much will I give you, and you will never call me hanged uncle."
Lu Baibai stretched out his small hand and made a 5.
Yu Sinian reached out his hand, Cheng Dong hung upside down from the tree, and gave him five candies.
He gave it to Lu Baibai again.
Transaction complete.
Immediately afterwards, Yu Si asked young and flutteringly: "Tell me, how much more will I give you, can you call me uncle?"
After drawing Qiao Xi's attention, he took out a gold card in a snap.
"Here, 150 million."
After finishing speaking, he put it in Qiao Xi's trouser pocket, and then brought his whole body to a place where Qiao Xi could just kiss.
Qiao Xi approached.
"Boy, do you want me to sell your father's stolen money? It's a good idea!"
A sinister voice sounded, and then, Ka swiped up from the slit of his buttocks!
Yu Sinian's whole body bounced up, and his face instantly became red!
Passing photographer: ? ? ?
Peeking guest: ? ? ?
[What are you doing ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[She swiped the Niannian card!She swiped the card every year! 】
[It turns out that people can die within two seconds.Goodbye, this world]
[I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy!The crowd is boiling!Qiao Xi, the hatred of credit card swiping is irreconcilable! ! ! ! ! 】
[Although you hate her very much, you have to admit that she has done all the things you want to do but dare not do in your life (clasping fists)]
[I have survived the face guinea, the gecko climbing, and the weeping willow, and finally I fell on this card-swiping technique!I declare that starting today, you are my favorite woman besides my mother! 】
【Never thought that the day when my love for Niannian was cut off was because I fell in love with a sicker person】
"Family!" Qiao Xi stood beside the field ridge and raised his arms, "I'm back! Quickly divide into teams and start working! Welcome the autumn harvest and realize communism!"
"This time, our enemy is—"
She turned her head and pointed to the cabin of the program group.
Everyone's eyes lit up, shouting: "Festival! Mesh! Group!"
Program group:! ! !
mountain top.
In the villa, there was a dead silence.
The Lu family was sitting together, their hair messed up like a chicken coop, just recovering from a hangover.
Lu Shibang asked with trembling lips: "I... I didn't lose my temper yesterday, did I?"
A mirror was handed over.
Lu Shaoyan smiled, "Look for yourself."
Lu Shibang's eyes moved, and he roared in the next second!
"Fuck! Who is this?!"
The man in the mirror has Jingle cat painted on his face and Elsa's watch in his hand!The nostrils are enlarged by the liquid eyeliner!Flaming red lips, he vaguely remembered that Liao Xinrou drew them for him!
He turned his head and saw Liao Xinrou who was also outrageous.
In an instant, the entire Lu family burst into crying.
"Ah——daughter—we don't recognize each other—"
While crying, Lao Sun knocked on the door with a group of villagers.
"Knock knock!"
"Old Lu, there were wolves howling on the mountain yesterday, did you hear that? Some people released sky monkeys in the middle of the night! Recently, the village has been really messed up. Big stones were thrown in the lake, and someone was cleaning the toilet in front of my house! I invited an old master to take a look, how about the old master come in and exorcise evil spirits for you too?"
The whole family: "..."
Liao Xinrou became violent, and slapped Lu Shibang on the head: "Don't howl! You have to go up to the roof to howl!"
"I can't help it!" Lu Shibang beeped softly.
The old grandson at the door didn't wait for anyone for a long time, wondering: "Old Lu? Are you still alive?"
click.
The door opened, and Liao Xinrou greeted her with a smile: "Damn, you were singing in vain last night! Didn't disturb you?"
Lu Baibai:?
The old grandson suddenly realized: "No, no! At first I wondered who's piggy was released! Then I thought, don't hit the child, right? Hehehe, Baibai is going to the final show soon, right? Let her practice more! Practice!"
As soon as he left, the Lu family urgently discussed.
In the end, it was decided to let Lu Shaoyan and Lu Baibai, who still had a bit of face left, go down the mountain to deliver things.
When Lu Shaoyan hugged Bai Bai, Liao Xinrou cried from behind: "Say more good things for us! Tell Xixi, we are normal when we are normal! We love her!"
She raised her arms and made a big heart gesture.
Lu Shaoyan: "..."
Sooner or later, he will quit this family!
Fortunately, fortunately, my sister is normal!Judging from my sister's performance yesterday, it's just that he eats a little too much, and he can still afford it.
In this family from now on, he and Xixi will be the only ones left to depend on each other.
I heard that this program group is torturing people. He hasn't had time to watch the program yet. I don't know if Xixi has been bullied...
"Little Uncle, Auntie is here!"
Bai Bai suddenly poked his head out from his back, pointing his little finger towards the field ridge.
The setting sun is slanting, and the picture is beautiful.
Qiao Xi stood in the field with a slender figure.
Lu Shaoyan immediately quickened his pace.
"Are you done! Do you dare to breathe?!"
The sky-shaking roar suddenly sounded!
Lu Shaoyan:?
"puff--"
Qiao Xi spat out the leaves in her mouth, stepped forward and grabbed Guo Yang's head, and sent him to the pit on the ground!
"Did you provoke me! Dare to say that I am a waste, do you not recognize me as the captain? Do you insist on farming with me? Okay, I am willing to accept the bet, and I will satisfy your simple desire to be a seed!"
Lu Shaoyan:? ? ? ?
The people around pleaded: "Sister Xi! He knew he was wrong! Save a few hours of burying! Standing here overnight will really make you stand numb!"
Guo Yang yelled: "Don't plead with her! She is a waste who can only use force!"
Qiao Xi smiled: "Did you hear that? He has a backbone. One night as promised, one hour less, one minute, one second, is not a night."
Lu Shaoyan:! ! ! !
Just as Yu Si Nian passed by, he asked sullenly, "You...won't you go there for a while?"
"Oh." The young master nodded and went up, handed over the shower, smiling eyes, "Xixi, the seeds need to be watered. You forgot to water them."
Lu Shaoyan:! ! ! ! ! !
After such an experience, when Qiao Xi went back, everyone looked after her, bent down and shouted: "Captain—go slowly!"
Even Lu Shaoyan, who was with him, received preferential treatment.
yard.
Lu Shaoyan looked at Qiao Xi who was feasting, his face was silent.
After a while he said: "Hey, my parents have a few words, let me explain them to you..."
"Please speak, please speak!"
Qiao Xi smiled.
Lu Shaoyan was sweating profusely.
On the other side, Yu Sinian and Lu Baibai were on fire, staring at each other.
"Tell me, how much will I give you, and you will never call me hanged uncle."
Lu Baibai stretched out his small hand and made a 5.
Yu Sinian reached out his hand, Cheng Dong hung upside down from the tree, and gave him five candies.
He gave it to Lu Baibai again.
Transaction complete.
Immediately afterwards, Yu Si asked young and flutteringly: "Tell me, how much more will I give you, can you call me uncle?"
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