"Hello everyone, you can call me Kegong. I will perform a performance for you... cough, you will find out later."

Yu Sinian took the lead in cheering: "Xiao Tong, I'm optimistic about you!"

Yu Zheng's heart skipped a beat.

The scene fell silent.

The toilet pusher stretched out his arm.

Cross twisting, up and down twisting, whole body twisting.

A non-physical flute dance kills everyone.

Following the hearing attack just now, everyone's vision was severely ravaged again.

Yu Sinian was so frightened that he crawled into Qiao Xi's arms on the spot.

"Ahhhhh! The toilet bowl is doing a side dance!"

Qiao Xi closed her eyes silently and covered his eyes: "Give me some face and let it go."

On the other side, Yu Tunan was also frightened by this risk-taking brother and fled on the spot.

But before he could escape far, Sui Lili blocked his way.

"Where are you going, husband?"

"Honey, I'm peeing, not peeing, please wait for me. I'm really in a hurry, really in a hurry, ah!"

Yu Tunan was dragged back to the performance site by Sui Lili.

Just in time, Yu Zheng escaped from the force and was carried down.

Yu Tunan was pressed on the stage and begged for mercy: "Honey, let me go quickly, so many people are watching."

Sui Lili ordered: "The performance is over."

In the end, Yu Tunan bowed his head and admitted defeat and raised his loudspeaker: "Woof woof woof!"

The Taiwanese audience was frightened.

"I'll go! Where did such a big dog bark?"

"I just said someone in the camp had a dog!"

"No, this sound seems to be coming from the stage."

Amidst the heated discussion, everyone was surprised to find two people on the stage with strange postures.

Sui Lili smiled and explained: "Yes, it was the lifelike dog barking just now. There is a good ventriloquist in the capital, have you heard it? It's him."

Yu Tunan burst into tears and said: "Woof woof woof woof woof!"

"Clack, clack, clack."

"Meow. Meow. Meow."

Under the stage, Yu Jiujiu clapped and his hands turned red.

The performance was met with critical acclaim.

Yu Tunan lay on the stage and thought about all the happy things in his life before he finally got off the stage.

The fourth person to perform on stage was Dad.

Dad's voice was a shy male voice: "Hello everyone, you can call me Xiaoxiao. I don't have any talent, so I'll just show you some sit-ups."

"Xiaoxiao, his name is the same as yours!"

Under the stage, Qiao Yuyi was discussing with Yu Xiao in a low voice.

Yu Xiao looked thoughtfully at the squirming daddy's head on the stage.

It seems like, where have I seen it?

Yu Xiao tried to remember again.

On the stage, Dad's head squirmed harder.

oh! It's a toilet!

The last fan came on stage.

Compared to the four people in front of her, she looked particularly nervous.

"Hello everyone, I...I am very happy to see you all alive for the first time! I am very happy! You can call me Ani. Next, I want to perform a magic trick for you!"

Qiao Xi took the lead in applauding, "Come on, Ani."

Magic, no matter how bad magic is, how bad can it be?

The pee spot is finally over!

Arnie took a deep breath.

Qiao Xi looks forward to it.

Ani: "You have such a high-speed machine entering China, remember the principles I gave you!"

Qiao Xi: "Yeah!"

Ani: "It's the R&D person! It's the principle of R&D that is controlled by the underworld government! Why? There are living beings..."

five minutes later……

Qiao Xi: "Huh?!"

Arnie was still gushing on stage.

The entire audience was confused in the audience.

What about magic? As promised, what about magic?

"Okay, my performance is over." Ani blushed and handed the speaker to Cheng Dong.

Cheng Dong: "Ha? Ha! What a wonderful performance. Miss Ani, can you tell everyone the name of your magic trick?"

Ani lowered his head and said quickly: "The name of my performance is (Control the Audience for Five Minutes), thank you everyone for watching."

Everyone: 6.

[It was really a hearty spiritual attack scene. My ears, eyes, and brain were all destroyed! Well done to a bunch of harassers! 】

[Damn it, I’m really waiting for her magic! Anini! you liar! 】

[Oh my God, she really controlled me to watch this show for five minutes, and I didn’t do anything else at all! What an amazing Chinese magic! 】

【? Upstairs, is there a possibility that you were watching the show? 】

The performance of the five fans still brought a little shock to the audience both inside and outside the camera.

As soon as the performance ended, the five people wanted to die.

Ani and Yu Zheng even had a big toe job and broke a pair of shoes.

Before the party ended, Qiao Xi selected members for tomorrow's event in advance.

"Sister Xiong, choose me! Choose me! I can carry three trees in one breath!"

"Look at me, boss, no one can match my speed! If you choose our Chinese team, you will definitely win!"

Because the number of entries was limited, those who registered on site worked hard to participate in the election.

Liu Liumei hid at the end of the crowd.

Don't choose her! Don't choose her!

She didn't want to do all that heavy work and help Qiao Xi get points!

Liu Liumei made a sincere wish.

However, when he opened his eyes after making the wish, he met Qiao Xi's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

Liu Liumei: It’s broken, I want bad food.

Qiao Xi: "The first selected member cannot escape."

Ryuumei Liu:! ! !

Liu Liumei turned her head and hurriedly evaded the danger, "Boss Xiong, I am not a Chinese Smecta, I cannot compete on my behalf!"

Yu Jiujiu: "Ah? Liuyou, didn't you tell me last time that you are a quarter of Chinese descent, that's why you are so good at Chinese?"

Qiao Xi smiled and pronounced: "Okay, then it's you, the Chinese mixed-race little lady."

Liu Liumei roared silently.

Sure enough, it takes ten thousand lies to make up for it!

Liu Liumei struggled.

Finally, I found the newly selected Yujiu Winery:

"Jiujiu, I think such a precious spot should be given to other more powerful people. I'm afraid I will hold everyone back."

Yu Jiujiu comforted, "Liu Liu, why do you think so? You were the first one given by the boss! Think about it, she didn't even respond to your nationality immediately! She must have particularly valued you and recognized you. Because of your ability, I will give you such an important place in the competition!”

Liu Liumei was stunned for a moment after being told this.

is that so? It does seem to make sense.

Yu Jiujiu patted her shoulder, "Besides, who dares to say that you are holding you back? Don't be afraid, Liuyou, I'm here! Who dares to say nonsense, I'll beat them up!"

"Jiujiu..." Liu Liumei looked at her gratefully.

"Ouch! Don't look at me like that! Come on, come on, come on, I'm optimistic about you!"

"Okay! I will try my best!"

Liu Liumei nodded fiercely and stepped onto the participating team.

Several other members of the team were also selected.

[Grandma Chicken, Dog-Headed Lady, Cow Dung Man, Twin Ponytails, can’t run away! Wow! 】

[As expected of the Bear Girl Camp, any group will be a winner! 】

[Don’t talk too much about some people! There is no male among these five people, how can they move other teams? 】

【? Huanzai, what happened to you? Why are there no men? We are not convinced by the cow dung powder! 】

[That’s right, one kawa doesn’t count as one? Doesn’t a female man count as a man? There are obviously two men in this team! 】

[Okay, okay, the dog-headed lady counts as one and a half, and Huan Zai counts as half]

Late at night, the camp activities ended.

Qiao Xi dragged her leg pendant all the way to the door of the cabin.

"I want a date." A hand was raised on his lap.

Qiao Xi: "It's getting late, and the world will be safe at night."

"I want a date."

"By the way, Liu Liumei is gone, and other cleaners will be asked to clean tomorrow..."

"I want a date."

"I don't know if there is anyone competing for this position."

"Me." Yu Sinian raised his hand. Qiao Xi looked over with raised eyebrows. He continued, "I want to go on a date."

Under the gaze.

Qiao Xi suddenly retreated.

The blowfish spirit climbed up the tree and shouted: "Oh my God! There is a woman here who always gives up! Yesterday I said you were just a snack, but today you can... uh uh uh!"

People were ripped off.

Above her head was Qiao Xi's dark face: "Let's make a date, okay? Let's make a date now."


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