Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand
Chapter 318: Coax me to your house and drive me away at midnight
Little 6: "Master, I am indeed your fans. Your inner and outer mental states are both beautiful!"
Qiao Xi briefly greeted a few people and led them back to the camp.
The five people looked at each other, especially quiet.
As soon as they arrived at the camp, a cannon salute was fired.
"Welcome, welcome! Warmly welcome!"
The five people were startled by the salute.
Yu Si Nian also woke up.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a familiar red color.
He jumped off Qiao Xi's back and walked quickly towards the direction of the toilet.
The toilet pusher seemed to notice him.
Retreat subconsciously until there is no way to retreat.
Yu Sinian stepped forward, pulled his clothes and said, "Your underwear..."
Hearing this, the man in the toilet pusher shook.
I was holding my breath.
Yu Sinian: "Is it pure cotton?"
As he spoke, he pulled again.
Quite flexible.
Yu Sinian was satisfied and asked: "Is it easy to wear? I have an acquaintance who likes to change underwear, and I want to buy him one too."
The toilet pusher nodded hesitantly.
He took out a box of brand new, unopened men's underwear from the bag he brought with him.
Yu Sinian happily took it and said, "Sankes, I'll give you the money later!"
After that, he turned around and left.
Under the hood, Yu Zheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Thinking of the conversation just now, a touch of emotion flashed through my heart.
I didn’t expect that this rebellious son would still be thinking about his father when he arrived on a desert island. He has grown up.
Yu Zheng's eyes were slightly hot.
Watching Yu Sinian's back jumping up and down in the camp.
Until I saw him running up the tree and dragging a monkey around.
After some fiddling with it, Chichi threw the red underwear directly to it.
Yuzheng:?
When Yu Si Nian came down from the tree, Yu Zheng couldn't help but asked in a low voice: "You...don't you want to give it to an acquaintance?"
"Yes, for acquaintances." Yu Sinian took a pair of ripped underwear thrown back by Gibbon, "They are acquaintances."
With that said, he threw the torn red underwear to Li Cheng who was passing by.
Li Cheng:?
Yu Si Nian bared his teeth and said, "No need to thank you for the reward."
"Yu Sinian, you've gone too far! Now you ask me to wash your underwear?!"
The two immediately started arguing.
Yu Zheng: "..."
No one cares about the heartbroken old man, right?
On the other side, Yu Jiujiu saw that Lei Tou and Ma Liao Tou were very reserved and kept taking the initiative to chat.
Yu Jiujiu pointed at Di Lei Tou: "I know you!"
Yu Tunan:!
Discovered so quickly? !
As expected of his daughter! No, should he run away now?
Yu Tunan cast a look for help at the bird god Sui Lili on the side.
Sui Lili patted his hand.
Say to him with your mouth: Be patient and don't be impatient.
While Yu Tunan was feeling anxious, he suddenly heard Yu Jiujiu saying excitedly: "Plants vs. Zombies mines! Potato mines! You are the one I like to bury the most!"
Yu Tunan: "..."
You are worrying too much, you silly girl.
Yu Jiujiu: "But... the cake prop in your hand is very similar to the one my dad keeps at home."
She took a closer look and exclaimed: "They are exactly the same!"
Yu Tunan hurriedly put away the props.
"No! It's different! How is it possible? You saw it wrong!"
Yu Jiujiu: "Wow! Your voice is very similar to my dad's!"
"Ah! Oh! I have fifty-eight kinds of voices. Today I just imitated the voice of a mature uncle. If you don't believe me, listen again, ah~oh~uh~"
Yu Tunan was sweating like rain, and while clamping his hands, he quietly observed Yu Jiujiu's expression.
Yu Jiujiu opened his mouth and stood motionless.
After a long while, she slowly said: "Okay, okay, okay..."
What an unpleasant sound.
But in order not to hurt this uncle, Yu Jiujiu decided not to say anything.
Yu Tunan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, I recently took a crash course in voice control.
Judging from the look on this rebellious girl, she must have been confused by him.
That night, in order to welcome the arrival of five fans, Bear Camp specially held a bonfire welcome party for them.
After thirty years of dinner, Qiao Xi seemed particularly shy when meeting a few fans.
She then suggested: "Everyone has just come to our camp, so they may not know each other very well. Let's do this. Everyone will show off a small talent and introduce themselves so that everyone can get familiar with each other. You can discuss the order of performances."
As soon as the words fell, the five people froze.
Teacher, I didn’t say before I came that there would be a stage like shitting on stage.
"No, my limbs and throat are not very coordinated, so I can't perform well."
"My old arms and legs are not very good either."
Several people blamed each other.
Sui Lili persuaded: "Everyone is wearing a hood anyway, no one knows anyone, so what are you afraid of? If you don't do what you want to do now, when will you do it?"
Dadou whispered: "Sister, can you go up first? I'm not ready yet."
The other three nodded in unison: "So are we!"
Sui Lili: "Okay, I'll go first. I'll go first."
She tugged on her skirt and strode to the center of the stage, "Hello everyone, I am Xiaoniao, and I will perform a song for everyone."
There was a burst of cheers and applause.
"Little Bird looks very professional! This Typhoon is so stable and confident."
"I'm really looking forward to it. She chose singing."
"Shhhhhhh, be quiet, she's starting to sing."
Sui Lili held the horn and closed her eyes in immersion: "What I want to perform is a folk song. It was originally a duet between men and women, but now it's just me, it doesn't matter, I can sing both, get ready - let's go!"
"Da da da da da, da da da da..."
"Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends! Fake love, fake tenderness!"
"Coax me to your house and drive me away in the middle of the night!"
Yu Tunan:?
Audience:? ? ?
Sui Lili tossed the leaves and continued with a pinched female voice: "It's not that I want to drive you away! Drive you away! My husband will hit you when he sees it! You are small and he is big! Beating you is like beating a dog!"
Yu Tunan:? ? ?
Audience:? ? ? ? ? ?
A male voice with a rough voice came on: "Since I dare to come to your house! Come to your house! I am not afraid of your husband! Before he can make a move, I will fuck his mouth!"
The palm of his hand slapped several times in the air.
Yu Tunan:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Audience:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
The female voice was enchanting, she covered her mouth and snickered: "Look, you are a little stupid, a little stupid! You come here with a drum on your back just to be beaten! My husband is very powerful, he will pinch your big crotch!"
Sui Lili finished singing and took the curtain call with a blushing face.
The whole place was dead silent.
【I…………………………】
【I also…………………………】
【you…………………………】
[Okay, it’s certified, you are true fans of Sister Xiong]
【What happened just now? I almost died from a song? 】
Yu Jiujiu squatted under the stage, very shocked.
"This singing voice! It's as good as my mother's!"
Yu Tunan gritted his teeth and asked, "Where did you learn the song?"
Sui Lili secretly said: "If you study online, you can learn real things."
He raised his fingers slightly and gave a thumbs up.
Cheng Dong urgently snatched back the speaker rights and said loudly: "Thank you, Ms. Birdie, for your soulful singing. Please invite the next guest performer!"
The headlights at the scene immediately illuminated the toilet pusher.
Yuzheng:!
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