Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

There was only a second of silence in the air.

Then the whole piece of glass was shattered by the scream!

"what!!!!"

"Slap!" Mo Niannian slapped He Xuefang, "shameless!"

"Slap!" He Xuefang slapped Li Cheng, "Nizi!"

"Slap!" Aunt Zhao slapped Li Cheng, "Rogue!"

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

The chain of slaps formed a unique domino, one after another, you hit me, I hit him, neatly, without missing a single one.

Not a single face at the scene was intact.

No one at the scene was calm.

When Yu Sinian was sober, he hadn't come out of the previous plot, so he rubbed it with a blushing face.

Huh... Doesn't it feel right?

He glanced out of the corner of his eye, and his pupils trembled instantly.

Isn't it so lush? !Where did he touch her? !

Looking up again, the rippling spring tide receded instantly.

"Beast!" Li Cheng and Yu Sinian shouted at the same time.

Director Jiang managed to pull his head out of the assistant director's seat, and said out of breath, "Stop beating! Stop beating! Brothers, please do me a favor!"

The scene is still: Pop!Snapped!Snapped!

"Director! Leave that side alone! Look..." The assistant director pointed straight ahead with a trembling hand.

Director Jiang's pupils burst instantly!

I saw that Yu Sinian and Li Cheng had danced with eight afterimages!

Li Cheng picked up the fork and poked it forward!

The young master grabbed his chest hair, put his feet on his chest, and used his strength to jump back!

"Swipe-"

The chest hair is gone, and so is Li Cheng.

"Look and come over here!" Qiao Xi hooked the camera with his feet, and adjusted the screen on the chair. "The latest hair removal technology in the contemporary era, actor-level manual hair removal! Yu's Group is about to undertake all related projects! The actor will remove hair once by himself." , 500! The first-line actors will divide once by themselves, 400! The second-line actors, 300! The second-line actors with poor acting skills, 200!"

[Yu Zheng: The company still has such a dirty business? 】

[Don't say anything, let's start with two thousand]

[Do you have a monthly membership card? I'm not short of this money.]

[Second-line actor with poor acting skills, Zhou Ninghuan said about you]

[Don't talk nonsense!When our Huanzai is acting, if we have half the strength in the live broadcast room, what acting skills are we worried about? ! 】

[No, the point is that the monthly subscription is not the monthly subscription? !At least someone should send President Li to the hospital first, the blood on his chest is like a fountain! 】

Qiao Yuyi struggled out from the crowd and glared at Yu Sinian.

"You pulled his hair out?! Yu Sinian, you're going too far!"

Li Cheng raised his head in pain, his pupils shrunk.

How could she defend him like this?

Regardless of the danger to his life, he blamed Yu Sinian...

Yu Sinian: "His hair violated my hand!"

"That can't be pulled out!" Qiao Yuyi yelled, "You ruined the most handsome parts of his body! What's the difference between you and ruining his life?!"

Li Cheng:?

He rolled his eyes and fell backwards.

"Son!" He Xuefang was heartbroken.

"It's terrible!" Director Jiang yelled, "President Li's chest hair was pulled out, and he fainted from grief! Save people! Save people!"

"Did-doo-did-doo-"

The ambulance arrived at the hospital all the way, and the camera picture changed places in a blink of an eye.

The guests lined up to apply medicine, their faces were swollen and injured.

There are several hot searches, and I can't withdraw my money.

#《I want to fall in love》The guests slapped each other and went to the doctor collectively

#Only two guests survived the romance

#A certain hair transplant agency said that it will provide free hair transplants for Jiang Dao's team

In the ward.

Li Cheng was already awake, with a pile of gauze wrapped around his chest, and he was staring at the ceiling with no light in his eyes.

He Xuefang roared angrily: "Hang up my phone, go to country A, and even help them negotiate with Jiang's family?! Li Cheng, I think you are crazy! Do you still have my mother in your eyes!"

Li Cheng didn't speak.

He Xuefang went crazy and jumped to the window: "I might as well die! What's the point of living! I just..."

"Mom." Li Cheng said slowly, "This is the second floor, you can't die, Niu Jianqiang can jump back after jumping."

He Xuefang:?

She turned her head sharply, picked up the bag and threw it at Li Cheng's head.

"Can I not know it's the second floor! Do you really want me to die? You rebellious son! Rebellious son!"

Heartwarming cabin.

Only two guests at the scene were unharmed, and they were all gathered in the living room at the moment.

The two guests were Qiao Xi and Yu Si Nian.

"Who says I'm not injured! Nonsense!" The young master lay on the sofa, clutching his chest and screaming, "I'm injured here! It's very serious!"

"You were also pulled out by Li Cheng?" Qiao Xi asked while eating potato chips.

Yu Sinian's long legs kicked up the bicycle in mid-air on the spot.

"I'm talking about the heart! Sad! And don't you know if I have chest hair? You haven't seen my whole body!"

【What? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

【Grass!Hastily hastily is what I understand? ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I called the police!You kill me through the screen!I really called the police! 】

【when!what place!What a plot!what a development!Believers are willing to eat five vegetables and two soups for a lifetime, and only ask for one answer! 】

【leave me alone!please continue!My poor life is not important ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! 】

At the same time, the system is upgraded and the item [Melon King's Spring] is obtained.

【Function: Within half an hour, you can check anyone's explosive secrets. 】

Qiao Xi stopped eating potato chips and glanced at him.

"There are some places I haven't seen."

She jumped onto the sofa suddenly, turned Yu Sinian over, and stretched out her hand to peel off his pants, "Let me see now, every day I learn to make small steps, maybe I have the same type of hemorrhoids as He Xuefang! "

Yu Si Nian:! ! ! ! ! ! !

He protected his chrysanthemum with both hands, struggling desperately before slipping off the sofa.

After Qiao Xi cured him, he clapped his hands and got up, "Be honest, I'll go find something to eat."

She took two steps before realizing that there was something hard in her pocket.

Reaching out, it was a rolled up note.

She pulled the note apart, and it got longer and longer... It was more than one meter long, and it was densely packed with words.

It begins with——

"Yu Sinian's Application for a Secret Dating Plan (Escape Program Edition)".

The following is more than 2000 words long, complaining that the agreement has not had a serious date since they fell in love, and gave eight plans to escape from the program group.

[1. One person went to kick Director Jiang's crotch, and while everyone was rescuing him, the other person fled in a car]

[2. Use a vacuum cleaner to suck the assistant director's mouth, so that he has nowhere to call for help, and then sneak away in his car. 】

【3...】

The lens zooms in, and all the characters can be seen at a glance.

Director Jiang covered his crotch, and the assistant director covered his mouth.

"This is a threat! It's too much!" Director Jiang patted the table and stood up.

Five minutes later, due to the sudden nap of the entire director team, Qiao Xi did not have any obstacles in stealing the car, so he just grabbed the car and drove out!

【Hey Hey hey? ? ?Just leave? ! 】

【Depend on!At least bring a photographer! ! ! 】

Behind the car, the young master bowed his head up and hugged Qiao Xi's waist, bubbling with joy.

"Date! Date! Date!"

That being said, he thought about Qiao Xi agreeing to a date without saying a word just now, and suddenly squinted his eyes, "Xixi, where are we going? Let's say it first, it can't be a garbage dump, it can't be a slaughterhouse, and it can't be for non-couples." place!"

"Don't worry, it's definitely a place for couples." Qiao Xi stepped up, "There are a lot of couples, wave after wave of couples, sit tight!"