Yu Zheng turned his head like a tiger, just in time for Yu Sinian's second serve.

boom!

"Ow!"

boom!

"Ow!"

The person was hit in the air by the ball, bounced several times, and finally hung on the net, dangling alone.

Cheng Xi Cheng Dong: "Oh~~~~"

The next few balls were more like a celestial maiden scattering flowers, one hit Mo Anxing's face on the plate, and several hit He Xuefang's hemorrhoids!

Cheng Xi Cheng Dong: "Ah~~~~~"

"Stop playing! We admit defeat!"

Yu Zheng waved his hand, limped over, bent down and handed over the number plate to Lu Baibai to admit defeat.

Lu Baibai took it on tiptoe, and said in a childish voice, "Thank you duck! Grandpa who hangs the net."

Yu Zheng:?

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[It's okay, people live by comparison.This title sounds very unacceptable at first, but isn't it much better when you compare yourself to the hanged uncle? 】

【Cub, listen to me, let's not learn from the girl next to you. Whether Xicun can produce a normal person depends on you! 】

[Already guessed that this naughty son would release water, but I didn't expect it to be a fucking flood]

[On this point, he even reminded Sister Xi not to get hit? ? ?A dozen balls!More than a dozen!What the hell!have!one!indivual!Pass!net!up! ! ! 】

[Let's just say that even if I pass one, I won't be like this, just wait for the next issue when they get out of the car hand in hand! 】

[Get out of the car hand in hand?Heh, with Sister Xi's performance, just don't throw your hands away and blow up the car]

[Crowdfunding ask Yu Xiao's mother to beat him up, I can pay 50]

[Farewell, I have never seen a love brain, I am afraid that the brains that are typed out are all in the shape of hearts, how scary that is]

In the end, because Yu Sinian's team lost this round, narrowly won the championship, and won a luxurious Sichuan-flavored hot pot lunch, the whole family stood in front of Mo's family with their rice bowls to eat, and a random surname Mo died.

On the way, Mo Niannian couldn't take it anymore, and wanted to leave. The few people quickly changed their formation and followed to cook.

Mo Niannian: "...Are you crazy?! Get out! Don't follow me!"

"Blah blah blah blah!"

The bowls and chopsticks collided wildly.

Aunt Zhao praised: "It smells so good! It smells so good!"

Li's mother exclaimed: "It's delicious! It's delicious!"

Mo Niannian: How cheap!So cheap!

Holding the vegan scone, her teeth were on the verge of breaking, and she could only plug her nose and breathe through her mouth, trying to avoid the delicious smell of vegetables.

On Yu Sinian's side, this was the third time that he blatantly served Qiao Xi food.

Qiao Xi's team won the second place, and they ate stir-fry.

But the young master will give a hairy belly for a while, and beef for a while, it is no different from winning the first place.

The director team couldn't stand it anymore, and loudly reminded: "Pay attention to personal hygiene! Guests are forbidden to kiss indirectly!"

Yu Sinian put down the chopsticks with a swipe, his eyes brightened, "Does that mean you can kiss directly?"

Director team: ?

Barrage:? ? ! !

Director Jiang roared: "No!!!!"

Young master: "Oh, then I wish you a mouse gnaws your toes and an old snake drills your asshole tonight."

Director Jiang's face turned pale: "You, you, you..."

[Pay attention, this boy is called Niannian, he couldn't follow the rules and started to engage in metaphysics, trying to vent his inner dissatisfaction by cursing]

【excuse me.Wude word, have you ever taken it to heart? 】

[No other questions, just want to ask, how old is this snake? 】

In the middle of eating, Qiao Xi suddenly lowered his head.

Itchy wrist.

Yu Sinian's hand reached out at some point, and poked her quietly across the table. After two pokes, it changed into a grip, and his fingertips slid gently on her arm.

Qiao Xi flicked it hard.

She defends, he attacks.

She fights back, he obeys.

Little 6 shouted excitement!

The audience in the live broadcast room could only see Yu Sinian's face full of chubby cheeks.

[It's not a buddy, so you're empathizing with your hairy belly? 】

【How delicious is this hairy belly? How can Nizi laugh like this?Where is the link!Don't hang the little yellow car yet! 】

Under the table, Qiao Xi shook off the dog skin plaster for the third time, and the other side stuck to it again.

This time he wrote and drew in her palm.

Young master:?

Qiao Xi: It's so fucking itchy.

Young Master: (???e???)

Qiao Xi: Is it over?

Qiao Xi looked up: "Release."

"No."

"Sure?"

The young master sat across from him with an expression of "I just don't want you to punch out the brains on the right side of me".

Qiao Xi said directly: "Lu Zi, use the prop [one-key pause]."

[Prop function: The world pauses instantly and resumes after 5 minutes, during which the host can move freely]

【Ding!Use successfully! 】

In an instant, everyone's movements froze.

Qiao Xi withdrew her hand, got up and walked around twice.

On the left, Tan Xiao is editing Weibo. His Weibo title is "Is Bathing cp married today? No, but soon".

Josh:?

Little 6: "Wow! It turns out that he is an undercover agent arranged by a cp fan! I just said, why every time the little stepson does something bad, he is always at the forefront!"

Qiao Xi took two steps.

On the right, Qiao Yuyi is searching for "chest hair care gift box".

Josh:? ?

Little 6: "Chest and chest hair care?? Damn, I didn't see it..." It stopped for a while, and cried: "It's so pitiful! Why don't you use the whole body hair removal?"

"Who have you seen buying a gift box for yourself?" Qiao Xi asked.

Not to buy for yourself?That is……

Xiao Lu was startled, and suddenly looked at Li Cheng.

Incredible!Incredible!If you don't have anything to show your courtesy, you must kill or punish!

If you can give a gift to your little stepson today, you can kill your little stepson tomorrow!

Recently, I feel that the little stepson is not so annoying, and he has helped the villain Zai Zai several times. How about suggesting to the master... huh?Owner? ? ?

"Master! What are you doing!!"

Little 6 roared.

—— Qiao Xi has returned to Yu Sinian's side.She grabbed Yu Sinian's wrist and pinched his orchid finger for him, so that his middle finger and thumb merged, pinching Li Cheng's most majestic chest hair.

Little 6: "Master! You can't do it!!! You want the villain to die! This prop is so awesome, how can you waste it like this?!"

This reminded Qiao Xi.

"That's right... I've used it all up, so I need to do more."

Little 6:?

Do more... more?

Qiao Xi nimbly got under the table.

Look at the good guy!He Xuefang was pulling the hem of her skirt, taking off her shoes, and rubbing against Yu Zheng with her black silk legs!

She resolutely turned He Xuefang's leg in the other direction, inserted it into Mo Anxing's clothes, and tied a knot. By the way, she pressed Mo Niannian's head under the table to make sure that she could see this beautiful pair of clothes when she opened her eyes. picture.

Little 6:! ! !

I, I, I didn't mean that!

But it's not over yet!

In the next 4 minutes, Qiao Xi "smoothly" did a lot of things.

For example, he slapped He Xuefang with a 360-degree spiral rotation, and then raised Li Cheng's hand to put He Xuefang's swollen face.For example, he dragged Li Cheng's legs up and clamped the chair beside Aunt Zhao.Another example is raising Yu Zheng's hand high, saluting the steak, and moving Mo Anxing's head to his fragrant armpit... Even the director team did not escape the clutches of fate.

When the meaning was still unfinished, the system sound came.

【Countdown to World Recovery】

【3! 】

【2! 】

【1! 】

Ding!

Little 6 almost fainted.

It's over!It's over!

What is this one-click pause? !This is simply a one-click destruction! ! !

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