I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?
Chapter 999 What axe? This is clearly a selfie stick!!
"Aba aba? Aba aba baba?"
"Aba? Aba Aba?? Aba!!!"
“Ah——Ba!!!”
"Aba? Ababa Aba? Aba???"
When the audience sees the latest footage.
It was just a bunch of marines swearing at each other.
Although I didn't understand what he said, I think the curse was pretty dirty.
As for why there is a missing picture in the middle?
This is a question worth thinking about.
Just now, I don’t know if it was a signal problem or what.
A black screen suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room.
But judging from the violent shaking of the screen one second before it goes black.
Everyone thought that the collision was too violent.
As a result, the live broadcast room was temporarily closed.
Ah!
It must be the guy who drove boat A up there!
He really got an A!
Explosive!!
I cried to death!
But now this picture.
Why does it look so funny?
[No, brothers, who can translate what they are doing? ]
[Easy to say: Hey, no, you, fuck, hey...]
[I also understood that they said they were islanders.]
[Pfft! The above person is so stupid, it's been a cliché for years, yet he's still bringing it out for fun.]
[That’s right, at the very least they would say they are navy, how could they be islanders? ]
[Now is the time to worry about the navy or the islanders? The situation is obviously very tense, right? ]
[I hate every scene I don't understand equally, damn it!!! Is there anyone who can tell me what they are talking about? ]
The fans in the live broadcast room didn't understand what the word "Aba" meant at all, and they felt very upset.
However, what fans didn’t know was.
In fact, these people at the scene don’t know what they are talking about.
Anyway, just control the momentum and start talking!
"Aba aba! Aba aba aba?"
"Abba?!!!"
The confrontation between the two houses continues.
Each side was more powerful and louder than the other.
Lin Xia:......
Can't help it anymore.
Lin Xia asked: "What are you guys communicating about?"
The navy officer who was talking non-stop replied, "I don't know. Anyway, it was just a show of strength. It was always like this before. In the end, both sides basically took a step back and nothing came of it."
"But whoever has more momentum will be the winner in the end!"
Lin Xia:......
What a niche way of playing.
Studio:??
【Depend on! 】
[No! You guys? ? ]
[Okay, okay! The clown is actually me, okay? ]
[So we've been analyzing this for a long time, but the person involved himself doesn't know what he's talking about, right? ]
[No, my mother didn't tell me that this is how the Navy solves diplomatic issues! ]
[What happened next? Now you see, this is how it ends.]
[It’s… outrageous!!]
That's right!
It's outrageous!
Lin Xia strongly disagreed with the Navy's way of handling the matter.
We are a big country. How can China conduct diplomacy in this way?
then.
next second.
Lin Xia directly stopped the people on his side and walked to the bow of the ship.
Then, like a magic trick, a long axe appeared from nowhere.
He raised his axe and pointed it at the other person, shouting:
"You all shut the fuck up!"
"If you keep talking like that, I'll chop you to death!"
As soon as this voice came out.
Both our own and the other side's crew were stunned.
But we reacted quickly.
Without saying a word, he jumped onto the other party's yacht and took him down.
The other side’s navy: ???
"You don't have martial ethics! You Chinese don't have martial ethics!"
"You actually challenged us with an axe. We will report the truth to the embassy!"
"You are finished! You are finished!"
I don’t know if it was because the sight of being detained drove the other navy into a panic.
He even spoke the other side's naval Chinese.
Lin Xia paused and asked in confusion: "Nimma! Can you speak Chinese?"
The other crew member: "My mother can't speak it, but I can speak a little bit!"
Lin Xia:......
"I see, but what do I do now?"
The others turned to look at Gaozi and asked.
Gozi was also in a dilemma for a moment.
I originally thought that the two sides simply couldn't understand the language.
So, it doesn’t matter what you say.
Who knew that this little trash on the other side would backstab him.
I can actually understand some Chinese!
Now this is indeed a bit embarrassing.
but.
All the people were detained.
Lin Xia looked at the axe in her hand.
Then he looked at the angry look of the other navy.
As my thoughts flowed, I suddenly had an idea.
The next second, he yelled directly: "What are you talking about? What nonsense are you talking about?"
"We were clearly holding a selfie stick to take a photo with you, but you insisted that it was an axe? How could it be an axe?"
"Tell me, where is this axe?"
As Lin Xia said this, she chopped directly at the other party's yacht with an axe.
Suddenly.
呲呲呲呲岲——
The other yacht was losing gas like crazy.
The sound was so loud that it made their grandmother gasp.
Whoosh!!
See this scene.
Not only the other navy was confused.
We are having a hard time managing our own navy.
Although they also wanted to beat up the other party to vent their anger.
But if we do this now, it seems like someone might get killed?
[Brother! You are my real brother! Good job! ! ]
[Well done! The guy is right! This is not an axe. It's a selfie stick!]
[Stop talking, Mr. Lei must make an axe selfie stick overnight, and make arrangements for our international friends! ]
[As expected, I still have to do something! I just figured out the army, and now I'm starting to deal with the navy. That's the feeling. So cool! Hahahaha! So enjoyable! ]
[Tell mom! This guy is definitely not a coward, I can testify, hahaha! ]
The barrage in the live broadcast room scrolled wildly.
Everyone was so excited.
And at this time.
It's not over yet after chopping down the yacht.
He then started cutting the flat glass on the floor of the yacht opposite.
Wow!
Almost instantly.
The originally intact glass was now covered with dense cracks.
"You're crazy! You must be crazy! We're going to sue you!!"
The other navy couldn't bear it anymore and started struggling frantically.
See this scene.
Lin Xia hurriedly said, "Quick! Pin them down and beat them up!"
"They are having epilepsy. I'm a doctor and I'm telling the truth! Just give them a beating and they'll be fine!"
When our navy heard this, they were stunned at first, and then they were ecstatic.
In the end, I didn't care about anything else.
Let’s feel good first before talking!
Fuck it!!
Ever since.
next second.
The camera in the live broadcast room suddenly moved upwards.
Start to appreciate the blue sky and white clouds.
But screams continued to be heard from within.
Everyone can also imagine what is happening.
[Hey, hey, hey, no, why haven’t you shown it to me yet! ]
[What do you know, the person above? Can this be broadcast? This cannot be broadcast! ]
[That's right! Everyone, cooperate quickly and look at the sky! ]
[Tsk tsk! This sky is so fucking blue! ]
[It’s really not good, these white clouds are really white! ]
【Good, good, good, good! Good, good, good! Better, good, good! ! 】
【6! Click! 】
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