I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?
Chapter 1000 It turns out that the great powers are actually us!
It didn't take long.
The lens is readjusted from top to bottom.
Fans also saw the scene on the screen clearly.
at this time.
On the little Feifei boat.
A group of little Feifei sailors were beaten black and blue.
Next to him was our own navy officer, giving him a kind and comforting look.
"See! Fortunately, we are doctors, otherwise you would have died long ago!"
"But you don't have to be grateful to us. Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. I have saved so many people that I can be your father!"
Lin Xia didn't care whether the other party could understand her or not at this moment.
Just say whatever you want to say.
And at this time.
A bright light suddenly flashed in his eyes.
Lin Xia looked in the direction of the light.
It turned out that there was a little Feifei sailor in the cabin who was recording the whole process.
next second.
Lin Xia walked straight over.
The other party was so scared that he trembled all over.
"You...what do you want to do?"
Ok?
Lin Xia paused slightly and smiled.
He is actually someone who understands Chinese?
This is easy to handle.
"Hehe..." Lin Xia replied with a smile: "I think your phone is out of date, so I'll give you the latest model."
"Foldable phones are popular here now. I'll give you one!"
Having said that, Lin Xia snatched the phone from the other person's hand.
Then use both hands to apply slight force and gently break it apart.
Click!
A good flat smartphone.
Suddenly it became a folding machine that folds in half.
As for the video content inside, it is naturally all corrupted.
"you……"
The other party dared not speak out, after all, his colleagues had just been beaten up.
"Here! The latest folding phone. Maybe I can sell it for a good price when I get home!"
Lin Xia smiled kindly and handed the phone back to the navy man.
Then he seemed to remember something, frowned and said, "I think you also have epilepsy, I can help you cure it!"
The other party immediately panicked and said, "No! You have already beaten them, so you can't beat me!"
"Who taught you that? I'm going to beat you up!"
"Provocation? I'll let you provoke me!"
"Who gave you the courage?"
"I think you guys are really drifting, right?"
The output is crackling.
PD was very tactful and adjusted the lens slightly upwards again.
After a while.
When the camera comes back.
There was another person with a bruised face on the yacht.
[Puff! Kill like crazy! This wave of killing is really crazy! 】
[Hahaha! I never thought that one day we would become the great powers! ]
[But, wouldn't it be too much to do this? ]
[Too much? What are you thinking about upstairs? Are you a spy? ]
[Let's just talk about the matter at hand. Although it was the other party who provoked us, will they let it go if we do this? They are angry, but haven't we also caused trouble for the superiors? ]
[Heh! It seems like you still don’t know enough about Gozi. Is there anything that Gozi can’t handle? ]
[Of course not. If there is, then food and accommodation are provided! ]
[That’s right! This is the door! ! ]
[Correct! Clicked!]
The concerns of fans in the live broadcast room are actually not unreasonable.
Because the navy led by Lin Xia also began to worry about this issue.
However, Lin Xia said: "What are you afraid of? We are helping them. They can't even thank us yet, so how could they possibly condemn us? Impossible!"
The navy was completely stunned, their brains seemed to have crashed.
From the beginning till now, it has been quite addictive.
But after satisfying my desire, it seems like things went a bit too far.
In the past, we would just curse at each other and then go our separate ways.
This time, he actually beat the other party so badly that his face was bruised and swollen.
Is there really no problem?
Lin Xia saw everyone's worries, so she comforted them, "Don't worry, we will definitely act in accordance with the principles of peaceful diplomacy."
"Look for yourselves, we just wanted to invite them to take a photo, but they insisted on making up rumors that we were holding axes!"
"We saw their yacht was damaged, so we kindly offered to help fix it, but they played the video backwards and blamed us for damaging their yacht."
"As for the latter, it goes without saying that we helped them treat their epilepsy and saved their lives, and helped them put up frosted glass to prevent the sun's reflection from hurting their eyes."
"We even gave them the most popular foldable phone in the country!!"
“How could they be so ungrateful as to accuse us??”
Lin Xia finished her well-reasoned testimony.
Those who could understand Chinese and those who couldn't were all stunned.
Not brother...
Can it be explained this way?
This is really...
It's awesome!!!
The friendly navy understood it immediately.
Then he continued what Gouzi said.
"Their ship is damaged and about to sink. It's only right for us to help lighten their load, right?"
Lin Xia smiled confidently, "What else?"
The friendly navy understood immediately: "We got it!"
then.
next second.
Even more outrageous scenes appeared.
The friendly navy rushed into the enemy's cabin like robbers and robbed them.
In the blink of an eye, they snatched all the things on the other ship.
And just when they were about to leave.
Lin Xia suddenly thought for a few seconds and said, "Wait!"
"Do you think they seem a little downcast now?"
Friendly Navy: Huh?
Isn't this what we caused?
So, what should we say at this time?
The friendly navy said that they could hardly keep up with Gozi's train of thought.
But it doesn’t matter, he will answer his own questions.
"It's okay! Don't we have a high-pressure water gun? Hurry up and use it to clean them. It will be clean now!"
Friendly Navy: !!!
Studio:! ! !
[Wow! Otherwise, it must be because of the bad behavior of this guy! ]
[Okay, okay! Before leaving, she didn't forget to insult the other party. This time, Xiao Feifei was so provocative that she almost lost her pants! ]
[ The real empire is actually us. Damn, we are too much like the great powers. Hahaha! ]
[Kegaozi is really considerate of our international friends, isn’t he? ]
[Yes! Of course! Everyone, cry! He really made me cry, he knows diplomacy so well! ]
[Woo woo woo! That’s right! Gozi really knows diplomacy! ]
[If the Qing Dynasty had still had a gangster, it would have lived for at least a hundred more years! ]
Poof! ! !
The high-pressure water gun was turned on.
The white water flow rushed directly towards Xiao Feifei's yacht.
Then, there were no surprises.
The little Feifeis who were already covered in dust and dirt.
Now it's just a matter of seconds to turn into a face.
But not important!
Isn't this another way to help them look less humiliated?
ten minutes later.
It seemed that the enemy ship was about to be sunk.
Lin Xiacai ordered everyone to put away the high-pressure water guns.
"Alright! Mission accomplished! Prepare to return!"
“Let’s see our international friends off!!!”
The words fell.
Music starts.
"Snowflakes are falling~~~"
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