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Chapter 275 Parkour (Dream Chapter)
"..."
Qi Yu was speechless and was about to raise his hand and hit her head with a love blow.
But before he could make a move, he heard the sound from the loudspeaker outside:
"Attention everyone! Attention everyone! Some zombies have evolved and can identify humans within a radius of ten meters by smell."
"?!"
Hearing this, the eyes of both of them were terrified.
I didn't expect that the show would target dog kings like them and create some kind of evolved zombies.
Now that the program has given a hint, it proves that no matter how well they hide, npcs have a way to find them.
Then the current hiding place will change from being absolutely safe to a narrow space where you can only wait to die once you are surrounded.
So, listening to the intensifying howls of zombies from the outside world, the two quickly made a decision:
"We're going to change places."
"You go out and lure them away."
"..."
"..."
In the end, it was Jiang Qiyu who took a step back and decided to follow Qi Yue out.
She turned on the microphone on her body, and slowly pushed away the little yellow duck kayak blocking her view, only to realize how correct this decision was.
Because of the nearby pool, there are already many zombie npcs wandering around. If they stay here for a while, they may soon be stuck in the gap between the two facilities.
"This way."
After the two of them sneaked out using the cover of the water slide, Qi Yue just quickly glanced at the surrounding situation and immediately made a decision.
Jiang Qiyu followed behind, holding a water gun, hunched over and carefully wading through the water, approaching the shore where there were relatively few NPCs.
While walking, she did not forget to lower her voice to remind:
"Let's go ashore quietly, don't shoot."
The water capacity of this gun is limited, and it can only fire ten rounds at most once it is filled, and it takes 5 minutes to charge it once.
But the zombies are endless, and they cannot be completely killed.
If the water guns of both of them run out of ammunition and food, then they are really helpless in the face of zombie npc.
As soon as the two appeared, cameras hidden everywhere in the scene easily captured their figures.
The audience in the live broadcast room naturally saw the two's course of action clearly, as well as her cautious reminder.
[No, sisters were the chief in their previous lives? 】
[The Chinese also have their own Japanese girls. 】
[Brother Qi, the sister-in-law is not from the local area, right? 】
"..."
When Qi Yu heard this, he just turned around and shot down the evolved zombie NPC who had quietly touched behind her, and glanced at her casually:
"Don't worry about it so much, it's good to be alive."
"?"
Stimulated by his contemptuous eyes, Jiang Qiyu immediately jumped to the shore twice, and climbed up with hands and feet.
Looking down at Qi Yue who was still standing in the pool, seven were dissatisfied and eight were annoyed:
"Are you looking down on me?"
"..."
But the man just raised his eyebrows, supported the bank with one hand and jumped up, and spread his hands at her with an "innocent" face:
"I didn't say it."
"......Row!"
Jiang Qiyu squinted her eyes, raised the water gun in her hand and shot at a dark crawling NPC next to her:
"Isn't it just extreme sports? You think I can't?"
When the water gun hits the zombie, it will only lose its ability to move for one minute, so even though the two were bickering, they did not forget to escape from this pool with a wide view that is not conducive to hiding.
While running, Jiang Qiyu didn't forget to say harsh words to Qi Yu:
"Let me tell you, when subway parkour was popular all over the country, I even won the silver award in our community!"
"..."
"Don't believe me?" Seeing his suspicious expression, she got excited instead:
"If you don't believe me, I'll show you."
As he said that, he stuffed the water gun in his hand into the man's arms and aimed at a short pile in front of him blocking the way.
Rubbing his hands together, he rushed forward without hesitation:
"what--"
"..."
Holding two guns in his hands, Qi Yu raised his eyes to watch the petite figure cross the obstacles in front of him one after another.
There are steps that can be crossed by raising her legs, chairs that can be turned around a corner, and even on flat ground, she can roll forward on the spot pretending to be chic...
As an extreme enthusiast who has participated in countless professional-level parkour sports abroad, he only has five words for his evaluation:
Interlaced like mountains.
Not only Qi Yue, but even the audience on the bullet screen were laughed at by her clumsy but neat parkour moves.
One after another, they began to work in a strange way:
[Brother Qi’s movement is the signal for the start of the cheetah’s attack on the prairie, and Sister Yu’s movement is the preview of the start of the circus’ bear-heading event. 】
[You parkour, what should I say?It is recommended that you run faster. 】
[It gives people a feeling that there is hard work without credit. 】
【Fill the gap between ordinary people and the disabled [Bixin]. 】
[My grandma has more exercise than this if she hides from the rain. 】
[Please... Senior please teach me again!Such a difficult movement can't break the bond between me and my senior! 】
[The barrage is true, is it difficult to admit that others are excellent?Just the two actions of Yujie, I dare say it is enough to kill most preschool children in seconds! 】
[Upstairs, you didn't let her go. 】
......
In the beginning, Jiang Qiyu had time to use her lack of parkour skills to bounce around the scene.
But later, as more and more zombies were refreshed, the frequency of encountering zombies became more and more frequent.
She could only hold the water gun in her arms and was chased away by the zombies.
But fortunately, Qi Yue's teammate is quite strong, and with her such a dragging bottle, she can successfully escape from the continuous siege of zombies again and again.
With the elimination of members for the first time in the broadcast, the zombies that evolved next were even more varied.
There are two shots that can automatically enter the berserk mode with one shot to kill, some are slow but completely immune to water gun damage, and there are even good-thinking ones who can hide and attack.
More and more zombies made the guests overwhelmed.
Only halfway through the four hours, three guests had already been eliminated.
When the battle royale was at its peak, Jiang Qiyu resolutely plunged into the trash can in order not to cause trouble for Qi Yu.
After the trash can hiding technique was discovered by the npc, Qi Yu promptly fished her out of the green trash can.
"Hold on to me yourself."
Regardless of avoiding suspicion in front of the camera, the man held her butt in one hand and hugged her tightly, and Jiang Qiyu's legs were wrapped around the man's waist subconsciously.
The next moment, Qi Yue's black water gun was stuffed into his arms.
At the same time, accompanied by the constant howling of the surrounding zombies, a man's voice sounded in his ears:
"Hold on tight."
Qi Yu was speechless and was about to raise his hand and hit her head with a love blow.
But before he could make a move, he heard the sound from the loudspeaker outside:
"Attention everyone! Attention everyone! Some zombies have evolved and can identify humans within a radius of ten meters by smell."
"?!"
Hearing this, the eyes of both of them were terrified.
I didn't expect that the show would target dog kings like them and create some kind of evolved zombies.
Now that the program has given a hint, it proves that no matter how well they hide, npcs have a way to find them.
Then the current hiding place will change from being absolutely safe to a narrow space where you can only wait to die once you are surrounded.
So, listening to the intensifying howls of zombies from the outside world, the two quickly made a decision:
"We're going to change places."
"You go out and lure them away."
"..."
"..."
In the end, it was Jiang Qiyu who took a step back and decided to follow Qi Yue out.
She turned on the microphone on her body, and slowly pushed away the little yellow duck kayak blocking her view, only to realize how correct this decision was.
Because of the nearby pool, there are already many zombie npcs wandering around. If they stay here for a while, they may soon be stuck in the gap between the two facilities.
"This way."
After the two of them sneaked out using the cover of the water slide, Qi Yue just quickly glanced at the surrounding situation and immediately made a decision.
Jiang Qiyu followed behind, holding a water gun, hunched over and carefully wading through the water, approaching the shore where there were relatively few NPCs.
While walking, she did not forget to lower her voice to remind:
"Let's go ashore quietly, don't shoot."
The water capacity of this gun is limited, and it can only fire ten rounds at most once it is filled, and it takes 5 minutes to charge it once.
But the zombies are endless, and they cannot be completely killed.
If the water guns of both of them run out of ammunition and food, then they are really helpless in the face of zombie npc.
As soon as the two appeared, cameras hidden everywhere in the scene easily captured their figures.
The audience in the live broadcast room naturally saw the two's course of action clearly, as well as her cautious reminder.
[No, sisters were the chief in their previous lives? 】
[The Chinese also have their own Japanese girls. 】
[Brother Qi, the sister-in-law is not from the local area, right? 】
"..."
When Qi Yu heard this, he just turned around and shot down the evolved zombie NPC who had quietly touched behind her, and glanced at her casually:
"Don't worry about it so much, it's good to be alive."
"?"
Stimulated by his contemptuous eyes, Jiang Qiyu immediately jumped to the shore twice, and climbed up with hands and feet.
Looking down at Qi Yue who was still standing in the pool, seven were dissatisfied and eight were annoyed:
"Are you looking down on me?"
"..."
But the man just raised his eyebrows, supported the bank with one hand and jumped up, and spread his hands at her with an "innocent" face:
"I didn't say it."
"......Row!"
Jiang Qiyu squinted her eyes, raised the water gun in her hand and shot at a dark crawling NPC next to her:
"Isn't it just extreme sports? You think I can't?"
When the water gun hits the zombie, it will only lose its ability to move for one minute, so even though the two were bickering, they did not forget to escape from this pool with a wide view that is not conducive to hiding.
While running, Jiang Qiyu didn't forget to say harsh words to Qi Yu:
"Let me tell you, when subway parkour was popular all over the country, I even won the silver award in our community!"
"..."
"Don't believe me?" Seeing his suspicious expression, she got excited instead:
"If you don't believe me, I'll show you."
As he said that, he stuffed the water gun in his hand into the man's arms and aimed at a short pile in front of him blocking the way.
Rubbing his hands together, he rushed forward without hesitation:
"what--"
"..."
Holding two guns in his hands, Qi Yu raised his eyes to watch the petite figure cross the obstacles in front of him one after another.
There are steps that can be crossed by raising her legs, chairs that can be turned around a corner, and even on flat ground, she can roll forward on the spot pretending to be chic...
As an extreme enthusiast who has participated in countless professional-level parkour sports abroad, he only has five words for his evaluation:
Interlaced like mountains.
Not only Qi Yue, but even the audience on the bullet screen were laughed at by her clumsy but neat parkour moves.
One after another, they began to work in a strange way:
[Brother Qi’s movement is the signal for the start of the cheetah’s attack on the prairie, and Sister Yu’s movement is the preview of the start of the circus’ bear-heading event. 】
[You parkour, what should I say?It is recommended that you run faster. 】
[It gives people a feeling that there is hard work without credit. 】
【Fill the gap between ordinary people and the disabled [Bixin]. 】
[My grandma has more exercise than this if she hides from the rain. 】
[Please... Senior please teach me again!Such a difficult movement can't break the bond between me and my senior! 】
[The barrage is true, is it difficult to admit that others are excellent?Just the two actions of Yujie, I dare say it is enough to kill most preschool children in seconds! 】
[Upstairs, you didn't let her go. 】
......
In the beginning, Jiang Qiyu had time to use her lack of parkour skills to bounce around the scene.
But later, as more and more zombies were refreshed, the frequency of encountering zombies became more and more frequent.
She could only hold the water gun in her arms and was chased away by the zombies.
But fortunately, Qi Yue's teammate is quite strong, and with her such a dragging bottle, she can successfully escape from the continuous siege of zombies again and again.
With the elimination of members for the first time in the broadcast, the zombies that evolved next were even more varied.
There are two shots that can automatically enter the berserk mode with one shot to kill, some are slow but completely immune to water gun damage, and there are even good-thinking ones who can hide and attack.
More and more zombies made the guests overwhelmed.
Only halfway through the four hours, three guests had already been eliminated.
When the battle royale was at its peak, Jiang Qiyu resolutely plunged into the trash can in order not to cause trouble for Qi Yu.
After the trash can hiding technique was discovered by the npc, Qi Yu promptly fished her out of the green trash can.
"Hold on to me yourself."
Regardless of avoiding suspicion in front of the camera, the man held her butt in one hand and hugged her tightly, and Jiang Qiyu's legs were wrapped around the man's waist subconsciously.
The next moment, Qi Yue's black water gun was stuffed into his arms.
At the same time, accompanied by the constant howling of the surrounding zombies, a man's voice sounded in his ears:
"Hold on tight."
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