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Chapter 274 Practice Makes Perfect (Dream Chapter)
Here, Jiang Qiyu, who was accidentally tricked, gritted her teeth.
She vowed to part ways with Qi Yue.
In leaving a sincere sentence:
"I'm leaving, remember to take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, smoke more when you feel uncomfortable, stay up late every day, wear more short sleeves when it's cold, don't forget to play with your mobile phone when crossing the road, remember to eat more late-night snacks, don't sleep every day. Have breakfast, remember to wear sandals when it’s cold.” After
He immediately turned around, shook his hair, and strode away.
"..."
It's just that before he walked 20 meters, he was startled by the zombie npc that had started to spawn randomly.
Turning around, she ran towards Qi Yue.
"—"
The man put her into his arms with a smile, and at the same time raised his hand with a water gun to hit the very dedicated group of zombies.
Don't forget to help her dub:
"Xiao Fei is here!"
"..."
The result, of course, was someone's firm bite, a vicious bite on his chest.
Qi Yue pulled her into his arms tightly again with a little force, bowed his head and whispered softly in his ear:
"I was wrong."
"—"
Jiang Qiyu gnawed on him again.
Then he turned his head and glanced at the NPC group performer who was working hard on the ground (dark crawling) (twisting) (squirming), and then glanced at Qi Yu angrily:
"Find a place to hang out first."
Qi Yu didn't dodge or dodge, he stood there generously and let her vent his anger, then he frowned and nodded:
"it is good."
-
Now the zombies have just started to spawn, and everyone has weapons in their hands, so they are quite comfortable with it.
Even Liu Ziyi still had time to take the female guests of the same group to play on the water slide.
But the refresh of zombies increases geometrically.
In the beginning, we only met one or two sporadically, but gradually, the number of zombies began to increase. When there were more than a dozen wandering zombies scattered in the field, everyone gradually began to feel stressed.
But fortunately, Jiang Qiyu has always adhered to the following rules of conduct, no matter whether he is playing games or anything else:
Gou.
As the saying goes: If you stick to one dog, you will live a long time.
Theoretically speaking, in this kind of survival game, as long as you can find an excellent dog king position, victory is basically in sight.
The venue specified by the program group is the entire indoor water park.
The area is neither big nor small, but if you really want to hide someone, it's really not that easy to find.
Of course, Jiang Qiyu, who was currently shrinking between the two large slides, thought so.
"..."
Qi Yue, who was with her, didn't have any objections either.
The two of them soaked half their bodies in the constant-temperature pool water, and pulled a kayak in the shape of a little yellow duck to block the outside.
In this way, as long as you don't stand in the middle of the gap and look carefully, no one will think that the two of them will shrink inside.
Because this hiding place is relatively hidden, the program crew did not install a camera, and they could not squeeze in together with the photographer.
For a moment, these two people seemed to disappear out of thin air in front of the camera.
"let me tell you,"
Jiang Qiyu stuck the little yellow duck kayak firmly in the cracks, and hurriedly checked around.
After confirming that there is no risk of exposure except at the bottom of the water, he turned to look at Qi Yue who had been smiling and saying nothing:
"Here they will never find..."
It's just that she didn't realize it at all.
Since the scene of this event is a water park, although everyone did not wear more revealing swimsuits.
However, the quick-drying vest will still stick tightly to the body after being wet, exposing the complete body curve.
In particular, the two of them were still squeezed into the gap where it was difficult to turn around, and the air gradually heated up for a while.
Qi Yu lowered his eyelashes and didn't look at her, but his voice was slightly hoarse:
"I didn't expect you to be quite... formidable."
"Hi (↘)"
Hearing this, she waved her hand indifferently:
"What's great about this is that practice makes perfect. It's like I've wiped my butt for more than [-] years, and I've never seen it, but I'll be sure once I wipe it."
"..."
Qi Yu shook his head helplessly when this nonsensical but lethal metaphor broke all the ambiguous atmosphere:
"It seems that you are quite proud."
"of course!"
Jiang Qiyu raised her neck, then thought of something, turned around abruptly, stretched out her hand and groped around the man.
"Jiang Qiyu, you—"
Qi Yu's ears felt hot, and he was about to half push and half give in, when she skillfully reached into her neckline and turned off the small waterproof microphone.
Then he pulled his hand without hesitation, and went to close his own.
After turning off the microphones on the two of them, Jiang Qiyu crossed her arms and looked at him sadly:
"You boy, tell me."
"..."
The man touched his nose with some regret, knowing that he could not escape this encounter, he took the initiative to bow his head and explain the crime:
"Actually, I don't know what's going on. Didn't we pretend to be dead in the hospital that day?"
"Pretend to be dizzy, okay?"
"Okay, pretend to be dizzy." He nodded and continued:
"I didn't know what happened later, I really fell asleep, and then I seemed to hear an electronic mechanical sound, saying that the experience card took effect immediately...
But I seem to have lost my original memory, until you told me that day, it was always me..."
As he spoke, he frowned again, and expressed the conclusion he had come to after thinking about it for the past few days:
"I guess, this should be another parallel universe, where many things and developments are similar to before, but there are also many things that are different from what we remember or have experienced..."
Having said that, Qi Yu looked serious, and began to analyze his idea for her:
"I don't know if you can understand that the universe is multiple, and the multiverse is a collection of infinite or finite possible universes that appear in theory, including all things that exist and may exist, all space and time , matter, energy, and the universes included in the multiverse are collectively called parallel universes, or parallel space-times, which refer to other universes that are separated from our original universe and exist in parallel with the original universe, which are both similar and different .
And the consciousness of the two of us, for some reason, traveled from the original parallel universe a to the current parallel universe b, and the timeline of the current parallel universe b is even three years behind the original parallel universe a, But so far I haven't found a way to return..."
"..."
Jiang Qiyu looked at his hypnotic analysis, couldn't hold back, and raised her hand to pat him on the shoulder:
"You don't have to speak so carefully."
Hearing this, Qi Yue's train of thought was interrupted instantly.
Looking up, seeing the clear and stupid light in the eyes of the person in front of him, he couldn't help but bend the corner of his mouth:
"You don't understand, do you?"
"You know me too well, and I don't like that."
"..."
With a smile on the corners of his eyes and brows, the man took half a step forward and approached her in the narrow and cramped space.
She grasped her graceful waist with ease and brought her into her arms, lowered her head slightly, and placed a soft kiss on her moist lips like a touch of water:
"Thank you for still choosing me firmly."
Jiang Qiyu grinned in embarrassment:
"Hey, it's actually not that firm."
"..."
-
ps: When you participate in the event, share and push books to Douyin Xiaohongshu, don’t forget to include @tomatowriter assistant in the copywriting~ so that you have a chance to win~ I love you~ (fly rubbing hands)
She vowed to part ways with Qi Yue.
In leaving a sincere sentence:
"I'm leaving, remember to take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, smoke more when you feel uncomfortable, stay up late every day, wear more short sleeves when it's cold, don't forget to play with your mobile phone when crossing the road, remember to eat more late-night snacks, don't sleep every day. Have breakfast, remember to wear sandals when it’s cold.” After
He immediately turned around, shook his hair, and strode away.
"..."
It's just that before he walked 20 meters, he was startled by the zombie npc that had started to spawn randomly.
Turning around, she ran towards Qi Yue.
"—"
The man put her into his arms with a smile, and at the same time raised his hand with a water gun to hit the very dedicated group of zombies.
Don't forget to help her dub:
"Xiao Fei is here!"
"..."
The result, of course, was someone's firm bite, a vicious bite on his chest.
Qi Yue pulled her into his arms tightly again with a little force, bowed his head and whispered softly in his ear:
"I was wrong."
"—"
Jiang Qiyu gnawed on him again.
Then he turned his head and glanced at the NPC group performer who was working hard on the ground (dark crawling) (twisting) (squirming), and then glanced at Qi Yu angrily:
"Find a place to hang out first."
Qi Yu didn't dodge or dodge, he stood there generously and let her vent his anger, then he frowned and nodded:
"it is good."
-
Now the zombies have just started to spawn, and everyone has weapons in their hands, so they are quite comfortable with it.
Even Liu Ziyi still had time to take the female guests of the same group to play on the water slide.
But the refresh of zombies increases geometrically.
In the beginning, we only met one or two sporadically, but gradually, the number of zombies began to increase. When there were more than a dozen wandering zombies scattered in the field, everyone gradually began to feel stressed.
But fortunately, Jiang Qiyu has always adhered to the following rules of conduct, no matter whether he is playing games or anything else:
Gou.
As the saying goes: If you stick to one dog, you will live a long time.
Theoretically speaking, in this kind of survival game, as long as you can find an excellent dog king position, victory is basically in sight.
The venue specified by the program group is the entire indoor water park.
The area is neither big nor small, but if you really want to hide someone, it's really not that easy to find.
Of course, Jiang Qiyu, who was currently shrinking between the two large slides, thought so.
"..."
Qi Yue, who was with her, didn't have any objections either.
The two of them soaked half their bodies in the constant-temperature pool water, and pulled a kayak in the shape of a little yellow duck to block the outside.
In this way, as long as you don't stand in the middle of the gap and look carefully, no one will think that the two of them will shrink inside.
Because this hiding place is relatively hidden, the program crew did not install a camera, and they could not squeeze in together with the photographer.
For a moment, these two people seemed to disappear out of thin air in front of the camera.
"let me tell you,"
Jiang Qiyu stuck the little yellow duck kayak firmly in the cracks, and hurriedly checked around.
After confirming that there is no risk of exposure except at the bottom of the water, he turned to look at Qi Yue who had been smiling and saying nothing:
"Here they will never find..."
It's just that she didn't realize it at all.
Since the scene of this event is a water park, although everyone did not wear more revealing swimsuits.
However, the quick-drying vest will still stick tightly to the body after being wet, exposing the complete body curve.
In particular, the two of them were still squeezed into the gap where it was difficult to turn around, and the air gradually heated up for a while.
Qi Yu lowered his eyelashes and didn't look at her, but his voice was slightly hoarse:
"I didn't expect you to be quite... formidable."
"Hi (↘)"
Hearing this, she waved her hand indifferently:
"What's great about this is that practice makes perfect. It's like I've wiped my butt for more than [-] years, and I've never seen it, but I'll be sure once I wipe it."
"..."
Qi Yu shook his head helplessly when this nonsensical but lethal metaphor broke all the ambiguous atmosphere:
"It seems that you are quite proud."
"of course!"
Jiang Qiyu raised her neck, then thought of something, turned around abruptly, stretched out her hand and groped around the man.
"Jiang Qiyu, you—"
Qi Yu's ears felt hot, and he was about to half push and half give in, when she skillfully reached into her neckline and turned off the small waterproof microphone.
Then he pulled his hand without hesitation, and went to close his own.
After turning off the microphones on the two of them, Jiang Qiyu crossed her arms and looked at him sadly:
"You boy, tell me."
"..."
The man touched his nose with some regret, knowing that he could not escape this encounter, he took the initiative to bow his head and explain the crime:
"Actually, I don't know what's going on. Didn't we pretend to be dead in the hospital that day?"
"Pretend to be dizzy, okay?"
"Okay, pretend to be dizzy." He nodded and continued:
"I didn't know what happened later, I really fell asleep, and then I seemed to hear an electronic mechanical sound, saying that the experience card took effect immediately...
But I seem to have lost my original memory, until you told me that day, it was always me..."
As he spoke, he frowned again, and expressed the conclusion he had come to after thinking about it for the past few days:
"I guess, this should be another parallel universe, where many things and developments are similar to before, but there are also many things that are different from what we remember or have experienced..."
Having said that, Qi Yu looked serious, and began to analyze his idea for her:
"I don't know if you can understand that the universe is multiple, and the multiverse is a collection of infinite or finite possible universes that appear in theory, including all things that exist and may exist, all space and time , matter, energy, and the universes included in the multiverse are collectively called parallel universes, or parallel space-times, which refer to other universes that are separated from our original universe and exist in parallel with the original universe, which are both similar and different .
And the consciousness of the two of us, for some reason, traveled from the original parallel universe a to the current parallel universe b, and the timeline of the current parallel universe b is even three years behind the original parallel universe a, But so far I haven't found a way to return..."
"..."
Jiang Qiyu looked at his hypnotic analysis, couldn't hold back, and raised her hand to pat him on the shoulder:
"You don't have to speak so carefully."
Hearing this, Qi Yue's train of thought was interrupted instantly.
Looking up, seeing the clear and stupid light in the eyes of the person in front of him, he couldn't help but bend the corner of his mouth:
"You don't understand, do you?"
"You know me too well, and I don't like that."
"..."
With a smile on the corners of his eyes and brows, the man took half a step forward and approached her in the narrow and cramped space.
She grasped her graceful waist with ease and brought her into her arms, lowered her head slightly, and placed a soft kiss on her moist lips like a touch of water:
"Thank you for still choosing me firmly."
Jiang Qiyu grinned in embarrassment:
"Hey, it's actually not that firm."
"..."
-
ps: When you participate in the event, share and push books to Douyin Xiaohongshu, don’t forget to include @tomatowriter assistant in the copywriting~ so that you have a chance to win~ I love you~ (fly rubbing hands)
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