You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

Except for these few Internet fun people who laughed for her, only the private diary teacher was still gossiping.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Teacher sb, don't listen to them, tell me more about Chunmengnan's situation, and I'll help you analyze it.

"..."

Putting the last bite of the hamburger into her mouth, Jiang Qiyu wiped her mouth with a tissue, and typed suspiciously while frowning.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: Do you really believe me?

They are all happy people who met on the Internet, why is this netizen so enthusiastic?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: I believe it, Mr. sb, I am a black fan of Lu Heng. The last time I saw you fighting with other heroes in the comment area of ​​his big fan control field, killing seven in and seven out, I was convinced at that time Under your heroic and stalwart bearing!

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Teacher sb is in trouble now, and I am obliged to do so!

After these words, the entire comment area was instantly sublimated.

The pattern of the crowd immediately opened.

[Shawshank's Aunt]: Don't say it, you really don't say it.

[One fuck is out of control]: Mister is really a god in the world!

[Kfc Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: Count me in, I have a very rich history of crushes, and I chased after school girls in high school!

......

In this way, under the auspices of their personal diary, the few of them directly established a group on Weibo.

Group Name: [Spring Dreams Come into Reality (Helping Group)]

As soon as they entered the group, everyone put an ear first, but one of them seemed particularly excited.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: How did you guys meet?Is he tall?handsome or not?How many abs?Did the doi in the dream last more than three hours?

【...】

[One fuck is out of control]: Diary teacher, take a piece of clothing to block it.

[Shawshank's Aunt]: Three hours... the electric drill is out of power, right?

[Kfc Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: It's hard for me to comment.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: ...How did you meet each other?

"..."

Jiang Qiyu happened to be on vacation today, so she simply treated her as a living horse doctor, poured herself a glass of water, sat on the sofa, and started buttoning her phone.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: We met at work...

She didn't want to be the first female star whose erotic dream was exposed to be on the hot search.

Therefore, it is impossible to tell the whole truth, so they simply switched their identities and made up a fairly complete story.

According to my own understanding, I briefly explained the process.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: At first I... Then... Later... But... Yesterday... .I suddenly dreamed of him.

【...】

After she finished talking about the cause and effect, the group was silent for three seconds, and then the pot exploded.

[Shawshank's Aunt]: Are you digging shit in the office building?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: It's the cleaning staff.

[One fuck is out of control]: He is watching the gate in the parking lot?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: It's the security captain.

[Kfc Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: He will give you 500 a month to let you pretend to be his girlfriend?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: It's CP speculation.

【...】

The crowd was silent again.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Well, the domineering security guards and pretty cleaning... also have a certain audience.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Then, from what you said, the security captain must like you, so why are you cowarding?

[Shawshank's Aunt]: I don't think you can jump to conclusions like this. What if he is a security guard who just wants to deceive the innocent manure worker?

[One fuck is out of control]: It's possible.

[Kfc Crazy Thursday eats Xiao Wu on behalf of Xiao Wu]: No, what can she lie to?

(withdraw)

[Kfc Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: I mean...maybe it's true love?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Teacher sb listens to me, you go and try him, man, you have to catch.

"..."

Jiang Qiyu didn't know anything about this, and was almost limped by a few netizens.

Frowning and asking eagerly for knowledge.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: How to try?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: You listen to me (...) You try it and see how he reacts.

"..."

Honestly switching WeChat, Jiang Qiyu pasted the words copied to her by the diary teacher into her circle of friends verbatim.

[Deleted all the boys on WeChat in one go, and kept a favorite, I hope you can see it. 】

Then, I added a comment below:

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes whoever dies: Like and draw someone to fall in love with me, it doesn't matter if you don't get one, you can insist on talking to me. 】

Soon, many people liked and commented.

[I'm Xiaoyu: You won't delete Mr. Li and Master Wang, will you? 】

[A professional broker Sister Chen: Fishing?Artists are not allowed to fall in love, if it's Mr. Qi, then I didn't say anything. 】

["Big Times 4" exploded: Don't do it, I have to delete your part if something goes wrong. 】

[What's more: I have liked it, don't let it down. 】

[A professional manager Sister Chen: By the way, let me remind you that tomorrow I will be on leave, and I will be filming a promotional video and poster of the two-person endorsement with Mr. Qi, so go to bed early today! 】

[Xinxin's father: Has your account been hacked? 】

【...】

Looking at the tall buildings built one by one below, after dozens of likes, I couldn't find any familiar avatars.

"..."

Jiang Qiyu frowned, and directly deleted the Moments that still kept showing messages.

Switch back to the Weibo group chat.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: He ignored me.

[Shawshank's Aunt]: Let me just say it, he's just flirting with you, and maybe even teased other dung workers behind your back!

[One fuck is out of control]: Is there a possibility that the security captain likes the job of excavator?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: It shouldn't be...

Jiang Qiyu frowned, suddenly realized that something was wrong, and tried to divert her biased thinking back.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: No, are we getting too far?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: I just want to know what it means when I dreamed that he was lying naked next to me last night?

[One fuck out of control]: Didn't the diary tell you just now?You like him.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: You are miserable, Mr. sb, you are in love!

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: Is there no other possibility?For example, it indicates that he is my half-brother or something?

[Shawshank's aunt]: Teacher sb, you understand forbidden love. [like]

[Private diary of a pure female star]: So, if you think about it carefully, do you hate him?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: I don't hate it.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Isn't that enough?

"..."

Shocked by her black and white simple and crude theory, Jiang Qiyu couldn't help but refute.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: If you don't hate it, you like it?I don't even hate pressure cookers.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Okay, did you dream that the undressed pressure cooker slept with you?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]:  …

[Shawshank's Aunt]: Sure enough, it's Mr. SB, and your mouth is responsible for the sky falling.

[One fuck is out of control]: You are sent to the crematorium after death, this mouth can burn for three days and three nights.

[Kfc Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu on behalf of Xiao Wu]: Security Captain: I hate you like a log the most!

"..."

Looking at the group chat messages constantly swiping the screen, Jiang Qiyu frowned, muttering thoughtfully:

"Could it be... I really like him?"