You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

In the morning, Jiang Qiyu woke up from a peaceful night's sleep.

She closed her eyes and yawned, reaching out to touch the phone.

"..."

"..."

Hiss...this feeling...

Start with a piece of creamy, soft and firm, touch it carefully... There are also uneven gullies...

This is......

"Is it good to touch?"

"Uh-huh?!!"

The man's sexy and hoarse voice exploded above her head, and at the same time dispelled all the troubles in her mind.

She froze all over and slowly opened her eyes...

"hiss......"

Is this something she can watch for free without paying? ! !

The light-colored sheets made her skin fairer, and her outstretched hands were slapping her blood-pulsing abdominal muscles.

Looking up, it is the bulging chest muscles that she once coveted and never got to see the whole picture.

Further up, there is the delicate and prominent collarbone, and the man's Adam's apple full of sexual tension.

Jiang Qiyu swallowed subconsciously, looked up inch by inch, and soon met a very familiar handsome face.

"Qi, Qi, Qi Yue?!!"

Seeming to be a little helpless at her reaction, the man laughed and shook his head.

He casually gathered her small hand that was still on his waist into his palm, squeezed it lightly, and then naturally brought it to his lips for a peck, with a dazzling smile:

"Why, last night I dreamed that the alien prince invaded the earth again?"

"You...I...we..."

Shocked by the weird and unusual picture in front of him, he temporarily lost control of his language center.

Jiang Qiyu suddenly withdrew her hand from his palm, and her sluggish brain circuit finally started to turn:

"How will you be here?!"

Qi Yu raised his eyebrows with a natural expression: "I live here."

"Then why am I here?!"

"Of course you live here, too."

"Then why do we live together?!"

"..."

When she asked this sentence, she saw Qi Yu looked at herself strangely, and quickly smiled clearly:

"Can't remember, can you?"

After finishing speaking, he half propped up his body and slowly leaned over.

Jiang Qiyu licked the corners of her lips nervously, before she could react, she heard the man's voice tinged with desire:

"Today's kfc crazy Thursday, v me 50 to see the follow-up......"

"what!!!"

On the messy big bed, Jiang Qiyu sat up with her chicken coop-like hair.

Her eyes widened in horror, her chest rising and falling as she breathed.

Looking at the familiar surroundings, he swallowed his saliva in a panic while feeling relieved:

"It's a dream..."

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"Ugh......"

After washing up, Jiang Qiyu, who was wearing pure cotton cartoon home clothes, sat on the sofa with a dazed face, looking at the full-score breakfast of cheese and eggs delivered by Mai Le just before her.

Sigh out today's No.18 tone.

Don't ask why she didn't buy kfc, she doesn't really want to see the follow-up.

"Ugh......"

This is mouth No.19.

problem occurs.

No kidding, this time something really happened.

How could she dream, how could she dream of Qi Yue, or...the kind without clothes? !

Did that kid secretly trick her?

"No, it's not right."

With the hamburger marked M in her mouth, Jiang Qiyu suddenly stood up from the sofa and rushed into the bedroom.

Going back to bed, I took out my cell phone and wanted to call for help, but I didn't know who to ask about it.

Swiping aimlessly on the screen, she casually clicked on Weibo.

She was still logging in with the trumpet she used to go crazy online.

Jiang Qiyu took a big bite of the hamburger, picked up her phone and started typing.

[@Everyone is sb what is there to argue about]: Stop swearing today, does anyone know how to interpret dreams?

Because her account is frequently going crazy in various circles, and every time there are endless golden sentences of swearing.

The accidental hit has attracted the attention of many sand sculpture netizens who are looking for fun on the Internet.

Although it is a drop in the bucket compared to her size, she still got a few sporadic responses from netizens when she posted this Weibo.

[Kfc Crazy Thursday eats Xiao Wu on behalf of Xiao Wu]: Get up, see teacher sb say no to swearing, fall back asleep.

[One fuck is out of control]: Did Mr. sb dream that he was a diehard fan of some star?

[Shawshank's Aunt]: Don't worry, you deserve to be scolded. [comparison]

Among the smoky replies, she saw a useful one:

[Private diary of a pure female star]: What did Mr. sb dream about?I know a thing or two, let's put an ear first.

As if catching a life-saving straw, Jiang Qiyu put down half a hamburger in her hand and immediately typed a reply:

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: I dreamed of a man yesterday.

On the Internet, no one knows anyone, so Jiang Qiyu naturally can't use the spring and autumn style of "I have a friend".

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Men dare to dream, so you don't want to die? !

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: He sleeps in the same bed as me.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: Naked.

[Private diary of a pure female star]:? ? ?Are you open?Are you looking for a man outside behind your family's back?

[Everyone is a sb, what's there to argue about]: They all said they were dreaming, and I knew this guy in real life. Tell me, is there any explanation for this?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: It means that you have a crush on her, are greedy for her body, and want to sleep with her.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Seeing that all the sb teachers have men is more uncomfortable than killing me.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: No, it's not that I have a crush on him, it's obvious that he has a crush on me?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: You have been having sex with other people, and why are they secretly in love with you?If he really loves you secretly, why would you still have erotic dreams?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: It's true that he has a crush on me, and he even sent me home last night.

The two of you chatted for many floors, and other netizens also found out, and they all rushed over with gossip.

[Kfc Crazy Thursday Eats Xiao Wu]: I don't believe it.

[One fuck is out of control]: Teacher sb even made up a story, why don't you say that he coldly rejects the rich daughter for you, and only wants to be with you forever?

[Shawshank's Aunt]: It's okay to lie to yourself, but don't fool your sisters too. It's okay for your sisters to be deceived by you, just don't take it seriously.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Then let me ask you, what did he tell you last night?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]:  …

Seeing this, Jiang Qiyu's face turned dark, and she paused for a long time before re-typing reluctantly and replying.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: He told me to stop making those dead noises.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[One fuck is out of control]: You are all laughing, hahahahahaha, are your hearts made of stone?Why don't you laugh? !

[Shawshank's aunt]: I'm sorry, Mr. sb, I didn't mean to laugh at you, but the teeth are a little hot, let it out to cool off.