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The little Taoist priest felt something wrong and didn't know what to say, so he muttered in a low voice: "Isn't this necessary for the plot?" Everyone said that they completely understood it, but Wuzhiqi's eyes were still a little unkind.

The little Taoist priest was a little embarrassed, but the most embarrassing thing now was Guanyin. Han Zifeng asked the little Taoist priest: "You are shouting 999, don't you lose money?"

The little Taoist priest said calmly: "It's okay. Counting these things together, the cost price is only 999 taels. With the Qi refining skills, [-] is really a low price. The cost price of the things Guanyin has is really It’s high, after all, those gems are quite valuable. Our outfit is basically made of cloth and black iron, and the value lies entirely in the craftsmanship fee.”

He spread his hands and said: "999, I really don't need much. I also firmly believe that I can easily sell it for 3999. Isn't it just a plot requirement anyway? Just consider it cheap."

He turned around and looked at Li Shimin and said: "What, don't look at me like that. Although things are cheap, under the immortal's control, make sure not to break your defense. Don't treat it like a bargain, okay? If you don't need this thing, this is it, 9999 I can also sell the gold, but gold and silver are really worthless to monks like us."

Zifeng nodded to prove: "Hey, hey, don't look at me like that. That's true. As long as the transaction currency of the immortals is gold and silver, you will not receive a basket of luminous pearls."

Li Shimin pondered for a moment and asked, "How much is that monk's robe worth?"

The little Taoist said very freely: "You can do whatever you want. Anyway, if you say 999, he has to sell it, otherwise he won't be able to pay the commission when he goes back."

Li Shimin's eyes suddenly brightened, and Zifeng said calmly: "Hold on, her boss is lying down anyway, hold on, whoever likes to be anxious is the one who is anxious."

The little Taoist priest added another blow: "If I wait until the end of your life, you will be playing bald."

Zifeng asked curiously: "Tu Lula, how do you calculate it?"

The little Taoist priest said: "It doesn't take that long. According to the rules, the Water and Land Conference lasts seven days, so it has been delayed for 49 days. No, the Water and Land Conference has already been 7 days. If we reduce it by 7 days, that is, within 42 days, Guanyin's cassocks and Zen sticks cannot be sold. Buddhism is out."

Li Shimin nodded, Zifeng nodded, the little Taoist priest also nodded, and even the five monkeys nodded. Guanyin's heart was filled with confusion. He was sure that these people had not studied things well.

Li Shimin corrected: "According to your statement, there should be 44 days left."

Zifeng complained: "This is a stupid number." The little Taoist priest snickered. When Zifeng saw the Taoist priest, he asked: "Are you also watching the fun now?" The little Taoist priest nodded.

Guanyin also heard the discussion here, and then fell silent. She wanted to say: "You are so shameless." But he had already scolded him once before. If he keeps talking nonsense, the end result will be very embarrassing, right?

At this time, Guanyin didn't know what to say. The Taoist priest Jin Chanzi gave Guanyin a step forward and actually went to beg for alms.

Zifeng complained: "This is a typical poor man. It's just a beggar who has grown a good skin." Zifeng also didn't want to see Buddhists. Guanyin was also very angry when he heard it. Suddenly, with a shake of his tin staff, he shined at Zifeng. Rushed up.

But he yelled: "You are a bold evildoer who confuses the king."

Zifeng was not used to it. When the five monkeys saw the Taoist priest who was about to take action, they calmly stopped him and said, "Guanyin is going to overturn this time."

Zifeng jumped towards Guanyin, and suddenly transformed into the shape of Nuwa with human body and snake tail in the air. With one tail, Guanyin and her magic weapon were whipped out of sight, and she roared: "Cihang, how can I get anywhere in the world with this appearance?" Do you want to ask all the gods and Buddhas in the sky when you eat and drink? Go, go, go." After saying this, he still said proudly: "Humph." He turned into a cat again and ran to Li Shimin's table to eat and drink.

Not to mention that Li Shimin was speechless, even all the people didn't know how to react. Zifeng looked at the stiff bully and said calmly: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just watching the fun and enjoying the meal. No need to bow down, and Ang, you are all Oriental, Han, and our family's sect is Taoism. Buddhism Also known as the Western Sect, it is someone else’s sect. Okay, okay, believe whatever you like. Just don’t stop me from enjoying my meal and watching the fun."

A group of common people were relatively speechless, okay, the sage said so, let’s just continue. It’s just that no one really listened to the words of the Water and Land Conference. Anyway, it was a backhand, with melon seeds, watermelon, and herbal tea, fully starting the tea party mode.

Zifeng suddenly asked Li Shimin: "No, where did those snacks come from?"

Li Shimin said with a smile: "I guess they brought it with them. Now they feel that they don't need to listen so seriously, so they took it out to eat." Zifeng nodded, which made the atmosphere more exciting.

Time passed, and Guanyin did not appear again until noon the next day. Just looking at the eyes that even Jin Chanzi questioned, Zifeng smiled. She smiled and said: "Hahaha, hahaha, even Jin Chanzi questioned Guanyin." , I don’t know how Guanyin plans to sell his cassock and tin staff this time.”

Guanyin directly chose this time: "The Buddha treasure is given to the destined person for no other reason. It is really difficult to give it away! Instead of paying 999, it is better to give it away for free."

Xuanzang said happily, "Yeah, yeah, it's best to give it away for free."

Not to mention Li Shimin's awkwardness, even the little Taoist priest next to him laughed: "Haha, it's all for nothing, hahaha."

Zifeng calmly gave the little Taoist priest a slap in the face and said, "This is called alms. It's better to be a beggar. If you want it for free, it's for nothing. Why do you look so good?"

Li Shimin felt that he didn't like Buddhism anymore, so he went back home, and a few people gathered around to happily follow him to the palace, saying that he wanted to have a big meal.

Li Shimin was still in a cheerful mood and asked: "Is everything done here?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Ask your Wei Zheng!"

Li Shimin looked at Wei Zheng, and Wei Zheng said, "The only question is, how to deal with the ghost that disturbed you?"

Zifeng pointed at the little Taoist priest and said, "You can do it and throw it down."

The little Taoist priest said: "Okay, I don't want you 999, I don't want you 99..." Looking at the unkind eyes of everyone, the little Taoist priest said: "Ahem, give me 9 taels of silver, and I will do this. "

Zifeng asked disgustedly: "No, can you do it? I always feel like you are cheap but not good."

The little Taoist priest scratched his head and said: "No, empress, I am a fairy. I can really handle these little things. It doesn't involve the plot, just take it easy and it will be over. The problem now is: Xuanzang was originally the master of this task. of."

A group of people looked at Li Shimin. Li Shimin took the little Taoist priest into the treasure pavilion seriously and said calmly: "Immortal, you can choose whatever you want."